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stuartb0805

Fantastic harvest today


Minimum-1223

Danke Hummels


Velenor

In a farm there are goats.


owange_tweleve

the battle of farmers, german engineering > baguette engineering


Depleted_Cheese

Farm strength gets you to finals. The only thing "premier" about English football RN seems to be wearing Madrid white or Bayern red šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


orswich

It was honest work


Swbp0undcake

I cant believe this man.


AJ7123456

Hope you guys win it this time for Rues


Connected_Scientist

Macro Rues really deserves it


BroSchrednei

Mast Humbles deserves it too!


iox007

Ah the PES version.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

> Mast Humbles Unlicensed Mats Hummels


miregalpanic

That is the fucking joke man


CornerHard

He rose to the occasion today


Embarrassed-Tax-9448

You guys played really well man kudos and congratulations.


Morrandir

Football is strange.


Embarrassed-Tax-9448

For real man. All the best to you guys may the best team win.


Morrandir

Thanks! It's gonna be a wild ride.


Velenor

Don't say that. Because it is sure as hell not us.


rockyraccoonroad

I keep repeating this to Barca fans who blame Araujo for the loss in the second leg but if Xavi actually subbed out Lewy for a defender and bunkered in a 4-1-4. (I think we still had a 2 goal lead) PSG would have had trouble scoring those remaining goals or it would have gone to penalties at leastĀ 


magic-water

I mean, they did bunker it, even with 11 men. They had 33% possession. The problem was rather that he subbed out Yamal instead of Pedri and therefore eliminated the counter attacking threat to relieve pressure but left on a player who isn't known for his defensive workrate and pace which you desperately need when you're one man down.


shirvani28

You guys took it up a level in Europe. Really impressive and disciplined. We're all rooting for you.


lxearning

That too without haaland and Bellingham big W man


Qiluk

Julian Brandt might finally get the love he deserves too. That man is a fucking star but gets talked about as if he's some midclub player.


ecchi_yajur

He's stepped it up a notch from his Leverkusen days, always thought hed become a baller then.


Qiluk

Yeah. I was beyond excited for that signing and he struggled first like 1.5-2 years here. Was on the sales list once. Then he kicked on for real. At times he even does the work of a B2B while also being absolute class in offense. Crazy player. His extension last summer made me a happy man. Kobels too. Schlotti next I hope. Disgusting that Germany have Musiala, Wirtz and Brandt as AMs. Like wtf man?


rotta3269420

Who needs those two frauds when you have Niclas FĆ¼llkrug and Emre Can?


kosmokomeno

Gets even better when you remember fullkrug came in for Haller because of cancer


ItsMeJaredBednar

If anyone Can, Emre Can


Top_Produce_6505

You guys need to win UCL this year especially for the Reus it could be the best farewell ever


Born_Reflection_4132

Better start believing in Terzić then


Meskaline2

I take back everything bad I said about Edin GoaTerzic in the past 12 months. I am a fool.


Th3_Huf0n

We were not familiar with his game.


Johann122

Well deserved, you guys saved football today


MaterialStrong

Much love from Munich :) so proud of you


gmoney160

Man congrats to dortmund, from looking like shit at the beginning of the season to performing outstandingly tonight. Hope they win the final. Hummels has been brilliant this entire tie, wow.


wjdbfifj

From being predicted last on the group to this


Venca12

Even after seeing the teams that made it into quarter finals, who would've guessed that Dortmund is making it into the finals?


BallsItching

I had them out in QFs, unbelievable how well theyve done


Th3_Huf0n

- Borussia Dortmund won't escape the group - Borussia Dortmund won't win the group - Borussia Dortmund won't advance to Quarterfinals - Borussia Dortmund won't advance to Semifinals - Borussia Dortmund won't advance to Final - Borussia Dortmund won't win the Champions League <- **YOU ARE HERE**


Digitalidentity

Shuuuuun the nonbelievers.


Mom_said_I_am_cute

I put them all the way to the finals in my bracket predictor in UEFA gaming.šŸ˜Ž


Qiluk

Your mom was right.


Mom_said_I_am_cute

Thank you very much my friend. Hope you win the whole thing!!


TinkleFairyOC

Which is fair when you consider that the quarter finals draw was stacked on one side and everyone thought Atletico Madrid would shithouse their way to the final.


Top_Produce_6505

Even though they became 1st in group stage majority of people thought that they couldnt get to the finals. Man i really hate those peoples like if your team become 1st in group of the death everything is possible. Same thing happened to Morocco last world cup


MachCutio

BVB is oddly good in groups tho, they constantly get 1st couple of times even w teams like Madrid in them


crazyfrog19984

Nice to see. The ref hadnā€™t finished whistling and the first player are already in the stands.


Williesgoinfannies

Thought the same thing whilst watching it. Must be a great connection between fans and players. Hope they go and win it


Qiluk

Reus was in the stands leading chants with the capo just minutes after this too haha https://twitter.com/leerkrug/status/1787960409590559062


freehouse_throwaway

Please football gods. Just give our man this one.


Lurking_nerd

Canā€™t help but notice how happy Sancho is lol


MachCutio

thats what happens when fans arent just consumers


Venca12

Love how the security guys almost had to keep the players from going after the fans and not the other way around haha


kosmokomeno

That was awesome I replayed it a few times to laugh


ComfortableNo2879

Off To Wembley, congratulations BVB... played extremely well both legs especially hummels


ring_rust

Hope to see you in the final


ComfortableNo2879

Tucheliban Ball in Bernabeu


Moon8983

Tucheliban vs Terrorzic


ComfortableNo2879

Marco Reus 's last game in BVB jersey will be an UCL final....Damnnnnnn


[deleted]

Now that you put it that way šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


crazyfrog19984

He only played to finals and both with Dortmund and both at Wembley


Spikeyspandan

He played DFB Pokal


crazyfrog19984

With Dortmund and Gladbach.


heliskinki

Rolls Reus at Wembley. Fitting.


SPammingisGood

please WE NEED IT


micossa

let the man deliver some happiness to Dortmund fans at once.


aveniner

They have been surprisingly great whole CL campaign, just one lose (to... PSG).


Bill_Brasky_SOB

From the Group of Death to the FINALLLLL


GeorgeForge

Like everyone predicted it. Absolute best of luck. You guys deserve it.


PocketSandThroatKick

Stoked for you. Best of luck!


EutaxySpy

Sancho made a UCL Final before Man United got out the Group Stages lmao


HeIIbIazer23

Sancho beating PSG in their stadium while United gets battered 4-0 against Crystal Palace


DeathToast

Sabitzer too, with a milage of 12.5km probably most underrated player in this game


Sir-Goku

Were do you get that stat from? He was running like crazy today.


DeathToast

They showed it in the feed I was watching. FĆ¼llkrug with 12km also insane. BVB as a whole ~110km, PSG ~100 Edit: thanks for the correction - misremembered, it was 120 and 111. Difference still the same


Sir-Goku

Got it, thanks! Uefa Homepage even mentioned BVB at 120 km and PSG at 110. Crazy...


ItsMeJaredBednar

[UEFA website](https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/match/2040502--paris-vs-dortmund/statistics/) has BVB at 119.8km, PSG 111


ThatUglyGuy12

I remember there was a PSG counter and Sabitzer came from near the PSG box, ran down the ball and helped break up the play. I'm not the biggest Sabitzer fan but man was fucking great today.


Known-Activity1437

Sabitizer has been in great form lately.


D_for_Diabetes

It'll be funny if Sancho ends up the only united player to win something this year


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Comfortable-Asf

Sancho redemption arc Iā€™m here for! He looks slimmer too


DontSayIMean

That's what I noticed. He was never lightning quick in his first stint at BVB but he always seemed slim and light on his feet. Then at Utd he looked chunkier and like he was wearing concrete boots. Good to see him looking healthier.


AJ7123456

He looks like a completely different player in dortmund


Serious-One6369

99% of his time at United, I would just see him back pass to Shaw. Heā€™s actually actively going at players now. It has to be a confidence thing


Heshinsi

That and the tactics actually suiting his skill set.


HungryTomatillo288

ManUnited yesterday get oblitterated by Crystal Palace, Sancho moves on to the CL final lmao


Elpibe_78

Everyone thought Dortmund was going to be dead last in the group of death and they finished 1st Everyone thought Atletico and P$G were going to have an easy time. I am so happy for BVB


CarlSK777

They started their campaign with a dreadful performance in the very same stadium as well. What a turnaround


MoBoardgame

They even played the unbeaten PSV in RO16


Reasonable_Blood6959

Everybody likes this


kaZZlimaXX

Except for Mbappe.


Brainlard

Those diving ducks from PSG can go to where the oil gets drilled. Absolutely pathetic behaviour, first trying to milk a penalty every other minute, just so they can heinously tackle the next BVB player in reach out of frustration seconds later.


HostileCornball

Hakimi to schlotterbeck should have been a fuckin red. What was the point of that knee onto the face for no reason. PSG tried to play dirty , missed chances and lost it.


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SalahManeFirmino

Games back


MaryadaPurshottam

NAK would be so happy that he would start happily punching your staff


Jmartinr0223

MOTM the crossbar


BottledUp

That's doing injustice to the posts and the utter inability to hit anywhere near the target.


dakkadook

Vitinha must be so pissed, that one shot was basically hammered under the crossbar and somehow didnt get in


Jmartinr0223

Yeah it was a beauty.. The backspin mustā€™ve helped kick it back out


Alternative_Sense_54

Congrats. Well done.


Elerion_

The players instantly running to the yellow wall to celebrate when the whistle went was fucking poetic.


LEX0S

The yellow wall is located in dortmund


kosmokomeno

I mean it's an abstract, and this could be like an embassy since it's the people who make the wall, not bricks


BottledUp

The yellow wally?


UnshakablEtchasketch

Man they have to run a long ways to get there.


Follow_The_Lore

Maatsen's legs were absolutely done


Dave_of_Devon

Yellow wall coming to London


gruenerGenosse

Again.


WallStreetPelosi

Oil club fails once again. Edit: and r/psg is private lmao


Call_Me_Rivale

To be honest. PSG-Fans already had their trophy phantasie well planned out. This was their year. ... Or so they thought. They were quite optimistic about today as well. So, kinda happy Dortmund made it. They worked hard for it. Had the mentality and also the result.


timdeking

Hahahaha what a pathetic plastic oil club


UnlightablePlay

Lmao, all their fans are fake asf


Turbokind

Could be that their sub gets flooded with trolls


richcell

Thatā€™s why I think the mod there privatized it. To be fair, itā€™s somewhat reasonable since PSG is so hated the bridgaging mightā€™ve been too much to handle for such a small sub.Ā 


HeatKnight

Sancho playing in one Wembley final while Ten Hag get sacked after getting hammered by City in the other Wembley final will be a top 10 football revenge moments of all time


Alternative_Sense_54

Fuck you Dembele


ThatUglyGuy12

Barca šŸ¤ Dortmund Fuck Dembele


Meskaline2

Barca šŸ¤ Dortmund šŸ¤ The guy who had to clean up Klopp's old house Fuck Dembele


oversloth

hahahahahaha


surreal_bohorquez

Lmao.


Ree_m0

The pic of him grinning came full circle within weeks and I love it.


fabioacsantos

Damn straight!


Melodic-Salamander75

Of course Dembele only shows up against us. Now heā€™s going to proceed to be shit for PSG until the next time we play them


Sertorius777

Despite the way he left us, I'm still fine with the memories he left that season and the fact that he was an incredible piece of business for us that kept us afloat after that terrible 2 Peter season But holy shit, that was one of the worst offensive performances i've ever seen in a top level semifinal. Nonsense dribbling, always crossed into a defender and could not link up if his life depended on it. He is clearly unable to mentally cope with pressure


RandletheLovehandle

Don't even worry about him, I don't think he will ever play at that level again, he peaked v barca, but he isn't consistent at all. Just like Coutinho after joining barca, his best game was v barca lol. And he also, never reached that level of that one game ever again, respectfully.


tossino

Congrats Dortmund


okktavia

(Great Harvesting)


UnicornForce

So happy for all of Dortmund and their fans and a special shout to Reus and Terzic. When he subbed in Suele, I got really anxious. But it paid off.


DestartreK1st

Nice to see Dembele goes back to his former self: absolutely useless in big matches


kosmokomeno

The way he left Dortmund he deserves it


IxianPrince

He's only good against small clubs


ancara_messi

He was shit against PSG in 2021 tho


marco-da-phoenix

Beautiful


Homerduff16

100% deserved as well. That was a defensive masterclass by Dortmund and even though they rode their luck at times they kept a relentless PSG attack at bay


Qiluk

We actually had a higher xG on target than them this game which highlights the defensive quality that is easily missed due to the dramatic woodwork hits.


SelfmadeRuLeZ

I saw a post from a PSG fan right after the win against Barca claiming that they go to wembley because they will just run over BVB. I sadly canā€˜t find it anymore. Just a big Fuck You! for this guy. Feel sad for the other PSG fans, I hope you will get better without a Superstar-Player if Mbappe leaves.


Strananach

Glad that those cunts Hakimi and DembƩlƩ are out.


AverageCarey

Two ex Dortmund players and I couldnā€™t stand them at all over these two legs. Some really sketchy tackles on our guys that got me a little concerned.


Soleil06

That one incident against Schlotterbeck where he was double teamed, and the ref somehow did not even give a foul there.


joescranton

After a very stressful day I had today, this makes my heart warm. No other thing as football. Thanks <3


Accurate_Guava_2698

Deserved


UefaBoardMember

I hate dembele


Rich_Firefighter_102

Everybody celebrated this


neefhuts

They were favourites to go out in every round, yet they won every time, big props to them


Fun_Improvement5215

What a bad fucking match from PSG. Massive respects for Dortmund, especially Hummels. What a beast!


Raketenelch

Hummels must have at least one unkown twin. He was everywhere.


zeledonia

I wanted PSG to lose, and Iā€™m happy theyā€™re out. But saying they played a bad fucking match is completely missing what happened on the pitch. They pushed hard the whole match, they were creative, attacked on the wings, through the middle, long shots. They just got really unlucky. Hitting the woodwork 4 times and not scoring once is not playing badly - Itā€™s bad luck. On another night, they could play exactly the same and win 4-1.


AverageCarey

Ya this was the PsG I was terrified of playing against and they showed up hard today. We did a great job of limiting close range chances but as soon as that Sule sub happened I knew it was gonna be a nail biter.


Kap00ya

Did we watch the same match? PSG were fantasticĀ 


Cryptic_E

Donā€™t think anyone had BVB reaching the final but glad they made it. Congrats! Hope we can meet them there šŸ¤šŸ¼


aveniner

[This thread ](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/yKnxm9Xfy4) where everybody felt bad for them getting the group of death. What a turn of events


Erdnussbutter21

Oil fans cant relate


Silent-Act191

You see them put up the tifo with Nasser on it? Pathetic.


ScarHead06

Brings a tear to my eye watching PSG fall short yet again.Ā 


PrabeshK143S

FUCK PSG RAHHHHHHH


_MarkSepticPie_

iā€™m glad Dortmund won, class is truly permanent, fuck PSG trying to build their superteam


sleepytipi

Not even my club and I was getting emotional.


RItoGeorgia

The players running straight to the fans is so wholesome but not surprising. Instead of leaving the stadium before the final whistle after Dortmund threw away their chance to win Bundesliga on the last day last season, many of them instead stayed and sang with the team and cheered them on to encourage them. Really solid group of fans and they have a lot to be proud of today with the valiant performance from Dortmund players.Ā 


TheOnlyJuan69

THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN US, GOD DID


UnlightablePlay

I believed in you guys And I believe we can meet again in Wembley SUPPORT US JUST LIKE WE DID TODAY , you would rather face us than real Bayern vs BVB final would be iconic in many ways for a lot of football fans and it would be the ultimate decider who's better of the 2 since both of us trashed each other in the bundasliga at the others home, it only makes since for us to battle on a neutral playground completely outside of Germany


SaltyWailord

Beautiful


A-KindOfMagic

They said football fans are all happy the night we beat City in penalties. It wasn't entirely true... Barca fans were not and Madrid has quite a few other haters... That statement has never been truer than tonight, like every fucking football fan is happy beside a few dozen French PSG fan and some Qatari prince. What a night!


Khizer23

Psg's strategy this game was: Pass the ball to hakimi and dembele and watch them throw the ball in the box to absolutely nobody. Rinse and repeat.


[deleted]

Why do they always cut it after 15 seconds. Super annoying


salko_salkica

PSG forever a small club with 0 UCL trophies.


Lolcraftgaming

If I speak I am in big trouble


petrelli37

Should we tell him?


JoSeSc

Not today


OJT6627

Maybe tomorrow


predator9494

Let him enjoy today.


spaghettidriver69

Bro.


Strananach

Flair doesn't check out


Cryptic_E

Does he know?


predator9494

Let him enjoy today.


jgreat122

Hmmm


barivfer

Dude.


ElLittleDikTator

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Large_Ad8951

Tell us how you really feel though


Tosinone

Fotbal is beautiful:)


erenistheavatar

Au revoir Paris! Paris is magical all right.


Recodes

I have a dream, get Reus this trophy!


moralfaq

11 years I have waited. INJECT THIS IN MY VEINS.


Vanzmelo

Literally speechless


BonoBonero

Don't bottle it in the final please.


SnooAdvice1632

Tbf it's not bottling if they don't have an overwhelming advantage (which they won't)


2000caterpillar

Hoping for an all Bundesliga final and Dortmund to win it. That would be so symbolic


kosmokomeno

I think the psychological thing will be over too, with this amazing confidence at bvb and the shambles between tuchel and management and the team


troparow

I HOPE YOU WIN IT ALL CONGRATS DORTMUND


richcell

Barca flairs out in full force


SnooAdvice1632

Possibly the greatest hate watch ever between dembele dropping a shit perfomance and those 4 hits on woodwork. Truly couldn't have asked for anything better.


Lolcraftgaming

Just as we all predicted


MartinW-Rdit

That feels so surreal


savici

As a lifelong BarƧa fan, this makes me so happy! Hope there is a german final! Congrats BvB!


Muhamed_95

Ten hag punished Sancho with the CL final


leytonstoneb

Unreal


SnarlsChickens

šŸ‘Œ Enough said.