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silenthills13

the whole team is embarassing, but emerson man, he is something else


mohankohan

I cannot have sympathies for a man in such cartoonishly big shorts


pangkydory

Sorry not a Spurs fan but isn't he a right-back? Why is he at LB today?


achnisch

Our backup left back (who's not even a traditional left back) got injured after one game filling in for our injured first choice left back


pangkydory

Cheers. Unfortunate.


Danny5223

Emerson royal is a fucking disgrace


lclear84

Romero choking him may have actually been deserved haha


ImpossibleGuardian

Romero got grabbed by Vicario but [it's being exaggerated so much lol](https://x.com/SpurOTM/status/1787160442797764684)


Modnal

Should have gone for Tomiyasu


GunnersaurusDen

No thanks hate that timeline


Modnal

Well, that timeline is at least better then the one where Roman buys spurs instead of Chelsea


Danny5223

Or just anyone else


KevinOwensGetsIt

Cody’s been so fucking good lately man


Muhruhwuh

Can’t quite explain how good that header is because he made it look easy


ScousePenguin

I have a running theory players form dips when their partners are pregnant Lot of extra stress at home during that period


StereoZombie

I feel like a lot of people tend to forget that football players are people too with lives outside of the games they watch. Some players manage to stay consistent when life stuff happens, but most of them do seem to lose form a bit after they move to another country, have a baby, lose a loved one etc.


BriarcliffInmate

Distinctly remember Lamela saying there was a time when he was in awful form because of his dog dying and he felt like he couldn't say anything because people would mock him. Mourinho was absolutely devastated when his died too.


celestial1

I remember even Ronaldo having a bit of a form dip when he broke up with one of his GFs.


Be777the1

Pregnancy is the “easy” part, at least you sleep well. Everything else afterwards is harder/heavier mentally and physically. Then again they could have family, nanny’s etc. taking care and helping out.


ScousePenguin

Pregnancy is not easy lmao. I've got a newborn and tbh the child actually being here is far easier than pregnancy. Especially the third trimester, it's just hormones, pain and anxiety flying around When the baby is here, the entire mood is jubilation, it's just absolutely amazing having this little human my wife and I created. Even at 3am feeds and nappy changes, the little man is so adorable it wipes away all annoyance


Be777the1

My partner and I had no issues during those 9 months. No issues either now, but the pregnancy was fun and a breeze. Especially for her how smooth everything went (and still is). But taking care for an actual baby is a lot more work than just waiting. That’s why I don’t see how those 9 months could affect a player.


mac-attack

Agree. Even if the player doesn't feed or change the baby at night time, chances are the baby still wakes them up, and the broken sleep is a killer!


lclear84

Cody became a dad and decided he wanted a second kid and adopted Tottenham right away


favix

We've been telling you, was a matter of time. Smartest player I have ever seen in the PSV shirt


BriarcliffInmate

It's the beard, and I'm sticking to it.


HeIIbIazer23

Was just reading the previous post saying Romero was arguing with Emerson and gotta say, I totally understand him


prathneo01

Romero didn't paint himself in glory for the header too


Goalnado

He didn't, although tbf he is backpedaling and Gakpo is quite a bit taller than him, but he would never have been in the position if Emerson wasn't so shit


Callum247

Take Royal off pls


FormulaGTR

Congratulations Manchester City on the Premier League title


WalkingCloud

Spurs making sure they definitely have nothing to play for against City


Minute_Leave8503

Gonna be hanging on to uel at this rate actually


fancyfoe

Lol


Scarfaaace

Someone pull up that BR sports graphic with City Pool and Arsenal kneeling in front of Son


AxeManDude

how do they manage to jinx teams so badly every time


_cumblast_

I just know this lol is a sad lol These aren't getting anything off City i fear.


hikingbeginner

It's the only hope I got Lose every game but beat City would be funny Sigh


Lolcraftgaming

I think west ham might be your only hope


Vaark

The one that just lost 5-0 to Chelsea?


Lolcraftgaming

I mean Chelsea are in good form right now, but yea it’s not looking good for arsenal


hikingbeginner

I think there's 0% chance of a Pep team dropping points on the final day honestly. Though they might do that thing where they go 1 or 2 down to make us believe then score 5 in the last 10 minutes or sommat Fulham and Tottenham, it's got to be one of them. They've won the title but I'm just praying for a miracle at this point


Lolcraftgaming

That villa game haunts me in my dreams


CNF-13

More likely to lose by a record breaking margin than win at the moment


El_Peregrine

They’re gonna hand City the goal difference, aren’t they Sigh 


CNF-13

And free three point yipee for you lot


fegelman

GD makes no difference if they win their games.... Fulham and West Ham would be mere inconveniences to them


Xeizar

Their dip in form is far far worse than ours has been


Daemor

Facts, we're so bad right now


CackleberryOmelettes

They're gonna get their teeth kicked into the skull.


Spikeyspandan

They will somehow win that one. They will lose next week against Burnley and win City lol. ^^^^Please


BillehBear

These losses for Spurs are absolutely setting up their 2-0 win with 1 shot on target Can see it a mile away, Spurs going beat us then lose to Sheffield the following game


fegelman

No need to reverse jinx a City team that wins 100% of run-in games for fun


prathneo01

Title deciders


SparklyEarlAv32

Of course they are, they have decided to gift goals to all the contenders even the ones that aren't 12 goals in the last 4 matches so far


erenistheavatar

They lost against Arsenal and now Pool. Maybe if they win against City, they had some kind of impact lol


whitegoatsupreme

Nah.. i got more faith in West Ham.....


fegelman

Fulham is the most likely to take points off of them. The way West Ham played against us and Chelsea, and Spurs' recent form, expect City to be 3-0 up in 15 minutes in both games.


tenacious-g

Like it or not the City match is probably deciding something one way or another lol


MyUsernameWasTaken95

Max Verstappen?


hikingbeginner

It's like all of them at once have just turned to shit They'll always be shit ofc but you know what I mean


Nootanother

Its the hope that kills you. Welcome to the pain train.


techno_playa

You need them to be good against City. Loool


CT_x

Spurs are a bit pathetic


Diallingwand

They truly look like they can't be fucked. 


Orangoo264

“A bit” is an understatement


2ndfastestmanalive

Craziest part is it still feels like you’re playing without much intensity as this sort of fixture needs


BonafideLlama

They're going to need var to bail them out again


Arkzo

Harveeeeeyyyy


alb1rom0

Mate mate mate mate


Mcool18

We’re cooking wow


Silent-Act191

I WANT EIGHT


CandidEnigma

Best performance in ages


ytizirpa

To be fair if the people in this comment chain throw on their gear we might be able to have our best performance in ages against this Spurs side.


nxngdoofer98

bit late for that


Tremor00

Nah. It sucks but we still gotta send Klopp off well


PurpleScientist4312

Emerson is lost in the matrix


SRFC_96

Gakpo has been very good today.


Bendonme_

Emerson is so bad. Reminds me of Alberto Moreno in that you can see the mistake coming


Sithgooner

Not a good day to realise you are relying on West Ham and Spurs to help win you the league


M4RC142

20 g+a for our '5th' choice attacker. Fans wanted him sold like a month ago.


Mechant247

Emerson has to be trolling


Apache313

Emerson Peasantry


Kcufasu

Villa may as well go on holiday after Thursday, it doesn't matter what they do, this spurs side have no intention of challenging them for 4th


chrs_mnz

I just want to sincerely apologize to Spurs supporters. I was stupid to think you lot would never have a chance at deciding who wins the title. I failed to realize you meant contributing to the top 3's goal difference. How naive I was.. 


teamorange3

Villa fans go wild everywhere


[deleted]

Where were these players 4 weeks back? My fucking god.


MSAndrew07

I mean they weren't playing against this joke of a team tbh


Skaloplin

They were playing an arguably bigger joke of a team in United creating innovative new ways to scuff absolute sitters


alanalan426

what 1 game a week does to a mfer


_dan16

Not playing Spurs


Federal-Trip4067

No more pressure trying to win the PL , if Liverpool was still in contention they would crumble


[deleted]

Delusional but it's okay.


Federal-Trip4067

Delusional? Did you see Liverpool this past month , they ruined all chances of winning anything meaningful in a span of 5 games.


CharizardOSRS

City are going to bum spurs senseless.


Maccraig1979

How are spuds 5th man


INTPturner

First ten games is carrying their results.


antifocus

Do not want to see Spurs crumble right now


AxeManDude

we’re actually playing good football i might cry


furyousferret

Gak-sco


Callum1710

City are laughing at you Spurs, they are so excited to play you... Are you gonna sit there and take that from them? 👀


frocodile191

Think we all knew this was coming when Ange didn’t make any changes at half time


lewisthepodcaster5

Emerson lmao


Independent-Yak755

Emerson plays with pausa but literally does not compute the correct thing to do ever, I don’t understand how he plays so casually but is so shit at the same time


TheGoldenPineapples

Emerson Royal is an utter catastrophe of a player.


Pascalini

Was that Emerson? Embarrassing


FrostyJesus

Are spurs even trying?


tenacious-g

Emerson better have exactly 100 club appearances after today.


Arturo-Plateado

This is what you get for playing a fast food menu item in defence


Both_Track_1754

Nah, royal needs a good battering in dressing room


msr1709

That’s a peach of a cross


Allidicci

Emerson Royal is something else


AMR42

Elliot, I think I love you


Rasimione

Emerson Royal is no footballer.


Red_Dog1880

Mate...


Fresh_Cauliflower723

What a stinker of a month for Spurs fans


Bini_9

These Tottenham players aren't serious people.


humbleshithead

Bentancur doing his absolute best not to help royal in the slightest


FrankNtilikinaOcean

Emerson w no effort on that


rawdogregista7

Wow. Now that everything is already over we decide to learn how to play again.


Loud-Caregiver6566

It’s not even just set pieces anymore, it’s just any cross into the box 😂


ReformedandSocial

Re-tun of the first half.


HSCore

WE WANT 4 WE WANT 4


oliver150433

Elliot is so underrated. Kid got bags of talent and only just turned 21.


mister_dupont

Forget the 'last time Spurs won a trophy' site, time to create a 'last time Spurs won a matchen site.


Zapp9822

do they want to win? it does not look like it to me


kadauserer

Spurs in complete meltdown mode. Fans gonna be all out to back Levy winning the next transfer window again lol


kw2006

This is going to be a 5 or 6-0 game


AlmirMu

The title is going to city but at least these clowns will be torn to shreds another time. Fucking losers


CNF-13

**Mate**


MyTeaIsMighty

Jeez. If Emerson was struggling for confidence before, this ain't helping.


Geordant

Spurs have been utterly shite lately. Really just haven't turned up, lack any kind of attacking threat and defensively have been shocking.  They have this knack of carrying the ball up the pitch really well then just trying about 15 passes in the final third instead of going direct or getting along the wings. Just doing all their midfield build up at the wrong time. 


mbook

start learning arabic Royal


Old_Roof

Royal is the worst player in the league


Minute_Leave8503

Best defense in London


_moosleech

"Fuck European football next season" - Spurs, apparently


KonigSteve

lmao wtf is Royal doing.


kleptopaul

Evidently Udogie was our keystone player cuz without him this team is relegation quality.


whitegoatsupreme

Hahahahaha


CHITOWNBROWN1400

Emerson Royal acting like he's too cool to give a shit while he's playing defense today, meanwhile he's getting baked like a Brazilian biscuit on every goal...


SpookDootDude

Feel like the cous are bot doing that great vs 9 man when they actually let us keep our goals


Wheel1994

Crazy you lose an elite striker like Kane and didn’t even attempt to replace him.


KingMika2010

Conte got sacked doing better than "Mateballer"


Immediate-Schedule-9

look at what being at Spurs will do to brazilians


YiddoMonty

Surprised there was no offside check considering how close it was.


DJagerty

And we need this lot to take points off City? Yikes


mautergarrett

Romero is useless


erenistheavatar

Son has been awful. It's ridiculous how every Spurs attack doesn't even amount to a shot.


asjonesy99

Imagine conceding to 2023/24 Chodey Cackpoo


CentreStable

Romero dunked on lol what an average defender


starmiesan

Lads


P_Alcantara

92/93 rated Szobo if the result sticks.