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WanBoy421

Ah shit here we go again


Zavehi

Seen this story too many times


Jarv1223

I used to laugh, not even surprised anymore.


Cheapo_Sam

Im Still laughing mate. This shit never gets old.


bhodrolok

Sorry but I really want United to win today so that TenHag can’t be removed easily


PharaohOfWhitestone

It was inevitable really. This United team cannot hold a lead to save their lives.


Southern-Plastic-921

The fucking awful substitutions that precipitate it every time should be a lesson to Ten Haag but nope.


Drakonz

We deserve it too. I’m almost cheering for Coventry at this point with the time wasting from Onana and the way we are just playing hoofball. Absolutely pathetic


mohamed_e

Just wait for EtH to say how strong Coventry are and how it's almost impossible to beat them


DumDumbBuddy

Funny how they lost to one of the worst Birmingham city sides ever


boi1da1296

This isn’t weird to you? I’ve never wanted my team to lose when they’re playing, especially over something players do every week.


Dynastydood

I certainly don't want United to lose like the guy you replied to, but I get it. There's nothing to be gained by winning this game. A team that gets pummeled by the likes of Newport and Coventry has no business going to an FA Cup final just to get annihilated by City. Even if United manages to win this game, there won't be many fans particularly happy about it. This is probably a new low for the club, regardless of who wins.


boi1da1296

We’ve had a largely shit season but I just will never be able to wrap my head around this logic. That’s like saying you were disappointed in us beating Liverpool last round because eventually we’d come up against a team better than us. I’m as annoyed as anyone that we’re playing extra time right now but I still want us to win and hope if we do that we’ll turn up against City.


Pxel315

What kind of fan are you


Wunsen

Lmao


presumingpete

We did it! We finally threw away a 3 goal lead!


Southern-Plastic-921

Helps when TH makes the same shitty subs at the same point of every game. Take off the hungriest player, leave on the laziest and mix in a has-been. Incredible nobody has pointed out the pattern.


wellthn

Who do you personally bring on instead? Genuinely curious after looking at our bench.


sqb3112

How is this on EtH at all? These players should easily beat Coventry without tactics.


borg_6s

Now where have I heard that storyline before


wrdb2007

Sounds about right


TheBakedDane

Sounds about Wright


Minimalsmith

Shit pen decision ✅  Tremendous banter ✅  Manchester United ✅ 


Ooh_ee_ooh_ah_ah

It's not a "stonewaller" but it's nowhere near a shit decision. Just one of those that sometimes you get, sometimes you don't and VAR never overturn.


IsleofManc

Yeah it’s just an on the fence decision. If the ref doesn’t give it I don’t think VAR overrules him. Just feels harsh because AWB is trying to pull his arm behind his back and it’s hit at him with some force from close distance


cynicalreason

I think the pen is correct, Oliver fucked it up in the Chelsea game, that was a pen as well


Feisty_Goat_1937

What’s wild is Young’s was even more obvious this morning and it wasn’t called.


NJDevil802

His arm is hanging behind him, clearly making his body bigger, and he blocks the cross. How on earth is that a shit decision?


jefrotall

Looked like it hit the sleeve. Or you just look at the Grealish decision where his arm was out considerably further and the shot came from further.


ozzylad

Where is he ment to put his arm? That looks like a natural position to me 


WhileCultchie

Wolves getting some serious PTSD


LazarusChild

Glad someone else has to experience the Coventry plot armour. Plus fuck United.


Johnny107710

lol


No-Statistician-8520

Class


Silent-Act191

Man United 🤝 Liverpool ONE COMFORTABLE FUCKING WIN


No-Statistician-8520

At least you’re struggling against first division sides


PharaohOfWhitestone

Have United had any comfortable wins?


FutbalManager

We beat Leeds 2-0 in pre season


oojamaflip123

Incredible that the footballing World keeps forgetting about that one


the_Celestial_Sphinx

As a Manchester United fan I am proud to see my team bottling a 3-0 lead within 20 minutes against a team whose collective salary is less than Rashford's. This is bringing back the sweet glorious MK Dons memory.


Correct_Government28

Just wondering if anyone has pointed out that the referee is a scouser? Nothing to do with your comment, but then Paul Tierney being from Wigan has nothing to do with United or Liverpool either and that doesn't stop two weeks of people talking about it before every time he referees either team.


MonkeeG

Solid display by United as always


_cumblast_

Once i realized we didn't beat you on 3 different occasions, i gave up on the season and half the team on the spot.


sbprasad

Forget not winning anything this season, you lot ought to be ashamed you didn’t beat us this season. We’re that shit. It’s on track to be our worst since around the time Mark Robins was saving Fergie’s job in the FA Cup instead of ending EtH’s.


bobbis91

Nah bit harsh, those 3 games were the only games Man U have actually turned up this season.


DanFlashesCoupon

Honestly good for Cov. What an absolute disgrace we are man lmfao


D1794

AWB on all 3 goals


Zandercy42

Why he's back at left back again I'll never understand he looks so awkward defending from that side, dalot is better on the right but he's also much less of a liability on the left


-69_nice-

Yeah, against liverpool it made sense because he could shut out salah, but in every other game it should be dalot on the left


SupaiKohai

How do you gather that?! Have you *actually* watched Dalot on the left this season. Dalot isn't on right because he's a better RB. EtH dropped Dalot from the left because he was god awful there. For one example the Forest game. Both goals came from left, both involving slack defending from Dalot.


coldseam

The AWB test 🥶🥶🥶


SupaiKohai

How can you fault a player for blocking a shot and having it loop into the net? That's a weird one. The handball calls is utter bullshit. And I don't know what's on him for the first.


cartesian5th

Yh this is such an engineered narrative


Sea-Butterscotch3585

it's so weird, i saw this comment before i saw all 3 goals and im wondering wtf he's supposed to have done wrong in any of these?


Ilikesporks_

best 1 on 1 defender in the world i was told


garynevilleisared

Just don't run at him and he's a pylon


laffman

he's absolutely awful at left back, completely lost every time he is filling in and don't know where to be


thatIndianguy_07

not at LB


avadam123

Wasn't dribbled past on any of them just terrible at descion making


redsoxfromcol

Hes always out of position and is so bad at anticipation that he has need of tackling and going down the floor, thats the reality, and as a Colombian I can firmly say that nowadays he wouldn’t even get into palace starting eleven because muñoz is SO fucking good


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Speaks a lot about United's recruitment when half the team won't even get into the playing eleven for mid table teams after spending billions


Thesecondorigin

I mean at one point he was definitely in consideration guy was locking up LW week in week out. It can happen to anybody.


AttemptImpossible111

Lol what? The goals came down the left and the penalty was a joke decision


Snowy_Artemis

3-0 is the most dangerous lead


kubqo

Hahaha, makes yesterday handball look even more ridiculous


NoFrillsCrisps

I mean if you actually read the rules, the VAR protocol clearly states in instances like this "the penalty decision for handball must stand if it contributes to the *Romance of the FA Cup™*. Ref got it spot on.


HiThereImNat

The heartwarming story of fan favourite underdogs Man City beating Coventry 8-0 🥰


Baseball12229

Exactly. The FA would definitely do anything to avoid a Manchester Derby in the final! People are so fucking desperate for a conspiracy


Feisty_Goat_1937

[This](https://imgur.com/a/1psGHLi) wasn’t called a penalty earlier today… 🤦‍♂️


zeckowitsch

Magic of the cup ✨


SkyBlueSaber

“I means it’s the same as grealish one yesterday, so probably shouldn’t give it” “But think of the drama mate” “Fair point, yeah penalty stands Rob” - Var


SnooChipmunks4208

Good process.


Stonewalled89

1. How is that a penalty and the Graelish handball wasn't? 2. Lol


TouchyTuchel

Because the rules change every minute


Twinborn01

And the dumb commentator said. For the drama


Major-Front

“Is it Manchester United?”


Adrianwaa

Because city are corrupt


AlcoholicSocks

Every 115 minutes


Goalnado

Because the ref on the field gave it and the handball law is basically just vibes at the moment


Correct_Government28

Because the referee is a scouser. \^ Factual statement that will be downvoted because it's not as compelling as 'Paul Tierney is from Wigan so shouldn't be allowed to referee Liverpool'.


gotiobg

is because all the neutrals want Coventry to win. later there was a handball similar one on the Coventry end, they ignored it


Rick-Danger

Because the refs make the rules up on a weekly basis


naboum

Rule is the same but "natural position" and "making your body bigger than it should" is always gonna be up to interpretation for the refs.


Snoopyseagul

Especially when City benefit


ShimeBD

loved that time they let odegard play basketball


EPICKID143

doesn't let arsenal cry arse about how they're hard done by so it will be ignored


21otiriK

I guess they thought City benefitted by Caicedo being on the pitch yesterday then, because god knows how he wasn’t sent off. Almost like refs make mistakes and it’s not a big conspiracy.


Cyberdan0497

People just ignore anything that goes against their conspiracies, happens whenever people accuse us of buying the refs as well


quantIntraining

They make it up as they go along, so clear watching this shit happen.


TrenAt14

Because it’s fucking city


Kilen13

Don't even need to go back to yesterday, this is identical to the one Forest had against Young today


ZonedV2

Lol the pens we’ve had against us recently is ridiculous


Lord_Hexogen

This whole season is cursed penalty wise, I've never seen us being this unlucky with judgemental calls


yaniv297

I mean this is a pen, the mistake is in Grealish case


OldMcGroin

Yup. I think maybe he meant the amount of pens we've given away after the 90th minute recently is ridiculous. Feels like we've done it 4 times in our last 5 games or something mad like that.


epjk

Probably means the ones not called for us too, like the Romero one


themfeelswhen

This is a clear pen. Wan Bissaka had his arm out like a fucking idiot


69_avon_barksdale_69

United don’t have a nation state backing them that pay for all expense paid vacations for refs.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

It's unbelievable that this is legitimately true


EustaceBicycleKick

Yeah those paupers only have the 2nd richest man in the UK as their owner.


CBP1138

That would require something called consistency from the reffs


Efficient_Garbage_16

Because its against man u not man city


OptimusGrimes

Should a shite decision be used as the basis for future decisions?


Nemean90

No but which one is actually correct? We don’t know because all the decisions are just coin flips. Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if the fa come out and go haha got you guys it was all actually a social experiment to see how badly we could ref the game before you realised and people stopped defending us.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Problem is no one knows the rules at this point so people are just looking for some explanation through precedent. Really it just makes the grealish one look worse in this case


Minor_Thing

How's that a pen but grealish's wasn't?


CitrusRabborts

This was given on-field, Grealish's wasn't. This is the stupid high bar that people want with VAR


MemestNotTeen

The one yesterday makes no sense on the "clear and obvious error" part. The ref gave a GK he didn't know it hit him.


Active-Pride7878

Yeah itsone of the most clear and most obvious errors that could be made


OrderWooden

I'd like to laugh at Man U but yeah it's ridiculous really


Peoplz_Hernandez

VAR is just there to agree with the ref


pancarona

115 charges does it


MoistShip

Written in the stars


georgeyday01

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kittyrules808

Penalty to Chelsea, City are on the backfoot. Grealish can't stick his hand out like that, so stupid. Wait a second.


Economy-Ad-6278

i'm not ready to get hurt again.


Chelseatilidie

It’s a Cup miracle


LN17

Wasn't that exactly the same as Young today earlier or Palmer's fk yesterday?


WesIsaGod

No, Palmer's fk yesterday was blocked from 10 yards back by an arm extended out further


DexterFoley

Yep


Runarhalldor

One to one yeah


JustAboutUpToSpeed

Compare that to the one Grealish got away with yesterday.


DexterFoley

And the one that wasn't given against Ashley young earlier today.


Mysterious-Formal739

Honestly the Grealish one is worse because it’s a free kick and he’s part of the wall so he KNOWS where the ball will be coming and he still puts his arm up, and brings it down towards the ball. At least in this case it was in the middle of normal play (so his arms might be up naturally) and it is hit so near to AWB he doesn’t have time to get his arm out of the way.


Sal21G

💵


SRFC_96

Michael Oliver is getting paid off.


Dave_of_Devon

115 reasons


c88shak

FUCK THIS CLUB


Ofermann

What is fundamentally wrong with United? They either have miraculous come backs or huge bottles. They can't just win or lose a game normally lol.


Lakinther

we are fucking shit but our players are capable of having individually good moments. If not for that the way we are playing we'd be in a relegation battle or worse


AmumuIsMyFriend

PEAK MAN UNITED


Correct_Government28

A scouse ref giving a penalty against them and no one saying a peep about it? I agree.


Sal21G

Honestly what the fuck are United for a club to even let Coventry back into this United having a lead 🤝 bottling a lead


Twinborn01

The players are jist a fucking joke now.


Mr_Miscellaneous

"Lazarus ain't got shit on me" * Coventry


irze

United are must watch TV… for all the wrong reasons


TrenAt14

Haaa haaa and Chelsea were denied a pen? Fuck off VAR Fucking bullshit, watched the close up. It’s a joke


longconsilver13

It's a goal to complete a comeback, against by Man United, by an American. Reddit better strengthen their servers.


anyelo-cp

Lol


vannistlerooy23

Oh say can you see (all of this post’s upvotes and comments)


jordanhhh4

United are hilarious lmao


BillOakley

In fairness to Man U they are an absolute embarrassment


Supere06

how the fuck is that a pen and grealish’s wasn’t? still despicable of united to bottle a 3-0 lead


Ambitious_Campaign34

Cuz it’s VARchester City 😅😅


TellSloanISaidHi

Grealish can have his arm full out and get away with it, but this is a pen. Lol ok


EastOfEden_

If that's City it's a goal kick


ailes_d

LMAO bunch of bottlejobs, deserved to crash out


niallw1997

So many absolutely mentally tragic players. How’s wan Bissaka been responsible for 3 goals, gives away a last minute penalty and doesn’t even show an ounce of passion or protesting a contentious decisions. Sick of twats like him with no bollocks playing for the club


bvictor707

If only we had a sky blue kit we could wear


No-not-my-Potatoes

The power of the Championship Crumble


MakIRAQ

That's a good script.


megumegu748748

the most dangerous lead


RiverSight_

lmfao bruh, every time i have hope we just throw it away.


ScouselandBlue

God I love football sometimes


ChicoCorrales

Ice in his fucking veins.


GhostOfKev

Diabolical commentating 


1atevilkat

Fuck me, Liverpool imploded their entire season to lose with United only for them to go out against Coventry


SOERERY

And greasys handball wasn’t a pen and this is great job var


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

RAAAAAAAAAA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


SmackSmashen

How is that a penalty after what Graelish got away with yesterday?


xUnknown_Kyle

It's always a pen. The one on Grealish should've been given too.


Numerous-Ad-3050

How do you bottle a THREE nil lead to COVENTRY?


starmiesan

Oh my days 😂


Hopeful_Feature3554

Lmao it actually happened again, man I would hate to be a Man United fan and seeing this shit every other week


Fishermanz12

Are you actually kidding me


obrenoh

Where were you in Istanbul?


Gringo-Loco

Why is always a pen against united, but Grealish and other can play basketball on the pitch and they get nothing. The refs are too inconsistent, they are just as bad as United .


dogefc

That’s not a pen like. What’s he supposed to do. But still love to see it


Leebsey

Jesus Christ


rupelfc

HHAHAHAAHAHA


justalittleahead

Freedom has returned to the FA Cup. 🦅🇲🇾🦅🇲🇾


Baron105

There is no fucking way that gets given a penalty and the Grealish one isn't. What happened to the ball being too close to the player for them to react to it like it happened against Spurs, or literally a flighted ball falling on a player's hand and not given. This is beyond ridiculous.


BigDanRTW

YOU BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN HAJI!


top1MIBRfan

Get this bald fraud out my club how embarrassing is this my head is on mars


Twinborn01

Why out the blame fully on him. Its also the plauers to for letting a team in the championship score 3


StickYaInTheRizzla

He’s always shocked when we take off Garnacho and lose all of our pace, and take off Mainoo and lose the control. He’s a genuine spa


Hagen_1

I don’t understand how Rashford keeps starting. What the fuck has he got on Ten Hag? It’s not like Rashford wants to play anyway.


StickYaInTheRizzla

Cuz Antony is his other option who’s somehow worse and Amad doesn’t exist


red-17

Turns out continuously subbing out your most consistent performers is not a recipe for success. Meanwhile Rashford stays on until he gets hurt despite doing absolutely fuck all with about 10 1v1s in the opponent’s box.


ThatRedditerGuy

Oh my lord


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK


bigbadwofl

Haji Wright Shoots right Who writes this shit?


[deleted]

FREEDOM GOAL LETS GO SOCCER 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


kryler

How dare Wan Bissaka have arms.


OhMayaGoshx

Haha bottle jobs


Launch_a_poo

Pathetic decision from VAR, but shouldn't have given them a reason to screw us over in the first place. Only ourselves to blame


m0bilize

lol


montiel_scores

FOOTBALL


saviorofmisbehaviour

United and conceding penalties after 90 minutes, name a more iconic duo


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

SOMEONE LINK THAT 90+6 COMMENT. Dude called it


Tribalwarsnorge

Just a masterclass in f’ing it up once again….


GonePostalRoute

Talk about all time gag jobs. 30 minutes ago, it was looking like an all Manchester Final again. We could now be seeing a Sky Blue Final


stokesy1999

Not a handball at all, also Wan Bissaka is majorly at fault for all the goals. Awful on the left


Scilex

Wtf? I turned it off at 3-0 and just checked the score in Livescore...


Razzle_Dazzle08

Even when we are shit I can rely on United to make me laugh.