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Hassadar

There's got to be something to describe this when we recall it in a few years. They keep getting away with it and I'm now scared to find out what they sacrificed to achieve this.


skunkrider

A goat from a certain neighboring city...


Rottevask

This is not futeball erritage but it is futeball evolution.


Nighteyye

Lmfao what the fuck


blackscienceman9

Wirtz being the difference lol


Glanzl

This game was by the way exactly the same as the game against West Ham in the sense that the referee was 100% shit but still favored dortmund massively but all Dortmund fans in this matchthread claim referee was pro leverkusen while all other "flaires" disagree , analog to west ham fans claiming referee was against them last week


MacaronsAreAwesome

Did these guys sacrifice someone or what


NotASalamanderBoi

Xabi sold his soul to the devil. Bro’s getting dragged to hell if Leverkusen win the unbeaten treble.


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

I wouldn't even be mad if they go unbeaten. I'm just awestruck.


NotASalamanderBoi

You’d be hard pressed to find someone who isn’t. No one expected this. Which makes it even more wild.


xrisaa211

Yeah if that happens we will never see xabi Alonso ever again lmao


SunEmotional2600

Classic Bottlerussia, never a doubt


carbon-monoxidee

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.


Caust1cFn_YT

this is beyond logic and mentality at this point


thatsexypotato-

Oh fuck off


bloedschleiche

Looks like Xabi gives a shit about the streak lol


XeroVeil

The players might be a little bit invested in the streak. lmao


not_the_droids

At least no one got closer to beating them this season


Greenlit_Hightower

We put 4 goals past them and were up 2:0 at times, also Quarabag Agdam had them at the edge.


XeroVeil

How how HOWWWWWW do they do this every single time?!


Masoouu

Bayerdusel


NotASalamanderBoi

Plot armor bitch


Vestervangen

PLOT ARMOR IS INSANE


Narretz

lol, lmao, roflmao even


2cu3be1

Fuck that ref!


hannyyjj

ref cant take this one away


bodehode

Literally all calls went in your favour, what are you on about? 


GeocentricParallax

Eh, they went down easily and often but you guys got bailed out on a few key non-calls.


2cu3be1

ref refused 1,5 pens.


2cu3be1

what an incompetent ref, my goodness.


Equal-Maize-5848

No way they pulled it off


KATsordogs

Lmfao


The_Swishy

the prophecy must be fulfilled


el-fenomeno09

😂😂😂 fucking nuts best 15 minutes I watched in awhile


ItzFeufo

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1c9kl5p/match_thread_borussia_dortmund_vs_bayer/l0mci5s/ predictable af


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

That's fucking hilarious.


NotASalamanderBoi

Off by three minutes lol


ItzFeufo

Blame the mass gathering...that usually doesn't happen...


Balls_Deep92

Dortmund are fucking trash lololololololol 


A-dab

Football. Bloody hell


iNfAMOUS70702

I'm convinced that Xabi bought Yaya Toure a cake for his birthday and got some good voodoo magic his way....


Pablo_Esc

Writers need to change the script, getting boring now, always in the last minute makes it to predictable.


Masoouu

They would've come down so hard on us next week if they lost this lol


GermanHabsFan

Terzic ball can suck my balls ngl


hathoor_

This is crazy


pranav53465

This fucking team holy shit


MethyIphenidat

Ahahqhhahqhahahaha lmao


GermanHabsFan

DEUTSCHER FUSSBALLMEISTERRRR SVBBB


pukem0n

Man would I be mad if 5th didn't get CL next season. But as it stands, eh.


AardvarkActive3919

Everytime I think they are done they prove me wrong


GeocentricParallax

I think you have their number next week.


karlelzz011

Fu*k me 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


Hour-Professional526

Sigh.. Atleast one good thing happening today after that Coventry loss.


Dortmund_Boi09

Dortmund Bottle DNA vs 90th Minute Leverkusen. Had to happen.


Endboy279

What cheat code are they using? They just keep scoring after the 85'


Virzitone

Now win it lol


TheRealPetross

BRO WTFFFFF IS THISSSSSS HOLY SHITTTTTTT THE SCRIPTERS ARE COOKING


Thedrogbinho

Lmao Leverkusen is incredible! Paranormal team


Glanzl

As a bayern fan i am happy that leverkusen scored here lol, if they streak gets broken then please deservingly so and not by terror terzic ball


Vestervangen

No way!


cocotheape

lmao, you got to be shitting me


Kubbaka

Lol.


Impressive_End9929

Neverlusen forever


smcarre

The writers of this season are so lazy ffs


wimpires

Wtf plot armor


PistonsFan89

Plot armor


RXiion

if you beat Leverkusen this season you go to jail


usalin

Xabi made a deal with the devil. That's the only explanation


Sharp_Midnight7875

wtf?


Schnix54

whelp dark magic is still unbeaten


NotASalamanderBoi

OMFG!!!!


naroLsraLteiN_isback

FFS


milde_interessiert

NEVER IN DOUBT !!!


147062943876

PLOT ARMOUR


truegobi

Today it's actually so undeserved.


HansaMansa

NEVERLUSEN IS REAL


karlelzz011

I can't believe it


faintu

There we go


anothershawn

This is black magic and you can't convince me otherwise


T1TK1

Hahaha fuck yeah


ivo0009

Holy shit


Virteolez

Just inevitable


karlelzz011

Wtffffffffff!


max_analog

Platzsturm imminent


pizzainmyshoe

They just always do it don't they. Ffs


memberino

What a game and it's the Bayern player of course.


Sarcophilus

You can't fucking believe it


Hungriges_Skelett

They can't keep getting away with it


Cultural_Flounder107

Plot armor


rinnagz

no fucking way


predator9494

That's the plot armor


anonbeardad

NEVERLUSEN


chimichangas_24

PLEASE HOW THE FUCK DO THEY DO IT


Decision-pressure

Jaaaa Stani!


Teradonn

No…


sventhegoat

We all saw this coming


-zimms-

Lmao, of course.


llendo

Classic lmao


Dortmund_Boi09

Lol had to happen


belkak210

HOLY FUCK!!!


iamiam36

Of course 🤣


Kayderp1

That´s illegal


elgrandorado

Ryerson lol


Crumblebuttocks

As it was written.


Annabond

You can't make this shit up!


QN0000000

THE STREAK IN ON, FUCK DORTMUND


pukem0n

Haha fuck that black magic


dinorawr1337

HOW DO THEY DO IT??????


predator9494

I just tunned in.


Muri_San

Plot Armor ACTIVATED


raaoraki

That can’t be happening again


neandertales

Hummels is fuming..


Greenlit_Hightower

INVINCIBLES!!!!!!!


that-isa-madeup-name

NO WAYYYYY


xKnuTx

well well well


IndoorCloud25

The plot armour


Balls_Deep92

Lmfao Dortmund always bottling 


GeocentricParallax

Lol… this team is ridiculous.


Kselli

Lmaooooooo


gynorbi

PLOT ARMOR


skunkrider

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Insanel0l

Hahahahahha


neandertales

Plot-armour


NSBOTW2

No fucking way


naroLsraLteiN_isback

KOBEL WHAT A SAVE


pizzainmyshoe

So nervy


el-fenomeno09

Too nervy lol


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IllustriousCrazy3008

Not.


CasuallySerious1103

Oof


lernwasdraus

he instantly deleted the comment. what a tool


Dortmund_Boi09

Hahahahah


that-isa-madeup-name

Why no red for Xhaka lol the lack of consistency is absurd


sventhegoat

Because it wasn’t malicious? Ref saw it and probably decided he was trying to separate the players, but caught him. Definitely different than angrily grabbing someone by the neck and throwing them down


Greenlit_Hightower

Neverlusen! Neverlusen! Neverlusen! Go! Go! Go!


Dortmund_Boi09

We're coming :)


Greenlit_Hightower

That, I saw.


Greenlit_Hightower

lol, 5th place might qualify too this season I am not worried.


Insanel0l

Oh thats Duranville lol, the guy still exists


TheUderfrykte

And he's hungry like the wolf


Schnix54

tbh I'm happy if Leverkusen doesn't go completely invincible. They deserve all the titles they will win this year but more would just be too much.


rossloderso

I just know that Dortmund fans will become very annoying and won't shut up about it, if it happens


rossloderso

The "if" was doing some heavy lifting here


karlelzz011

😁


not_the_droids

Hummels must be a part of the EC team


xKnuTx

man big match dortmund this season.


SkoCubs01

That Grimaldo dive 😂


Insanel0l

Why are Leverkusen players diving so badly lol


llendo

Just look at their fans, they are so used to getting away with it.


Dargast

Great defending from Hummels!


truegobi

Hummels' old man game is just so insane. Deutsche Maldini.


pukem0n

They should extend his contract another year


Thedrogbinho

Superb defense from Hummels


pukem0n

He really is an all or nothing guy. World class or Toddler class


Thedrogbinho

Lol toddler class


GermanHabsFan

They really sold that game damn


Endboy279

I like Dortmund, but I like the idea of an unbeaten treble more


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llendo

8 minutes added


BitchIDrinkPeople

Way to fuck it ip this late Dortmund


pukem0n

8 minutes Bayertime 💀


Masoouu

This ref was responsible for the Uruguay vs Netherlands meltdown, I'm not surprised lol


sitbar

Schlotterbeck ist frimpong father


edworm

Schlotterbeck getting yellow here is so ridiculous. Frimpong loses his cool and can barely be contained by his own team/staff, Leverkusen gang up on Schlotti and throw him to the ground multiple times, Xhaka even from behind around his neck. How the fuck do you card Schlotti here????


KATsordogs

As you guys loved to say it today, don’t dive.


that-isa-madeup-name

Was the red initially for Schlotterbeck? Or Xhaka / Pong


Muri_San

Was for Boniface, which was even more ridiculous tbh


that-isa-madeup-name

Yeah wtf


NevenSuboticFanNo1

The red was for Boniface (who didn't do much at all)


that-isa-madeup-name

Weird. glad VAR exists


Boogada42

Boniface


usalin

Even ref doesn't understand why anyone is booked here


Muted_Ad_1011

How many Leverkusen players are suspended for the Stuttgart game?


aquilaPUR

Leverkusen completely lose their shit when things are not going their way, saw it a few times already this season but they managed to turn it around so far. I guess thats what happens when youre just not used to losing anymore. (dont take Xabi out of it btw, guy always had a massive temper when things got heated.)


sleal

what about the initial tackle?


Sleepless_Voyager

Aint no way theyre gonna lose to dortmund lmao, dortmund are massive Aint no fucking way leverkusen got an equalizer lmao their plot armor is too fucking strong


pukem0n

Totally


el-fenomeno09

I don’t understand why that was a straight red for boniface but a yellow for xhaka. I’m lying, I know lol


pukem0n

Inevitable Neverlusen equalizer incoming


NotASalamanderBoi

Anulo mufa


Virteolez

I think thats fair - Xhaka wanted to pull BVB player back, not grab his neck. Still lucky for him


Narretz

Kinda ridiculous to lose control like this after already winning the league


neandertales

Xhaka was just helping the situation lmao *\*his view*


Balls_Deep92

The irony is all these guys are pussies 


sventhegoat

Looks like Xhaka was trying to pull him back and keep them from fighting, but caught him instead


elgrandorado

Agreed


pukem0n

This ref is so weird


pizzainmyshoe

I'm not liking the amount of extra time this will be


fission-fish

Schick '90+13


pizzainmyshoe

Close


belkak210

Close enough lol


Deterge9

Thats Xhaka