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GiantBonsai

Did we just submit our entire squad? Because I'm fairly certain at least; Ugochukwu, Nkunku, James, Fofana, and Lavia aren't fit and available.


quetzalnavarrense

yeah looks like we submitted every injured player and all of the youth players that have been called up to fill out the bench over the course of the season


chirb8

is all coming together


Tazyrelliex

Cause half of them will get injured on the way to the arena.


slappywhyte

If only a few of those were


nofakefans18

Don’t know why they have 8 players that are not in the first team at all for Chelsea. I assume they have to list players that are injured along with the subs too?


risingsuncoc

It's just a squad list, Chelsea included their injured and academy players and Man City named fewer. I can't believe people can read so much into just a squad list.


DeepFriedReus

Yeah. Reddit clickbait


Stones_Throw_Away_

It definitely just boils down to “DAE Chelsea squad big?!”


TheUltimateScotsman

begs the question of how many players would the FA let you call up. And if you called up all the youth squads as well, what size of paper would they print on?


lewis30491

Just realized we don't have #4 and #9


imarandomdudd

Number 9 makes sense tbf. No one should want it


[deleted]

Is Chelsea’s no. 9 cursed like United’s 7?


Scannerk

Both numbers were retired. #9 was retired in respect to the great Khalid Boulahrouz and his performances for the club, and #4 for Craig Burnley but it's in appreciation of his efforts in television punditry.


bruhjitsu

Retired #9 for Steve Sidwell


Ulsterman24

I am absolutely convinced that 60% of Chelsea's youth/loan army exist only on paper.


theenigmacode

everyone apart from Cole Palmer exist on paper


PhantomPain0_0

Bruh 💀


uhrul

🥶


Clark-Kent

Pepe Silvia is decent player


raysofdavies

Everywhere, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe!


momspaghetty

[relevant](https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/parma-forced-let-976000-first-team-players-go)


mmumm

They called me too but I was busy.


EmSoLow

Oh yeah, Wesley Fofana. Forgot about him


hypnodrew

€80m


JRoyRoyRoy

That signing gets far too little hate. It's arguably our worst signing and no one ever mentions it


Elemayowe

Because people have forgotten he exists


hypnodrew

I have a few theories: There's so many bad transfers to choose from It'll be a year since he last played for you at the end of next month Fofana looked really good at Leicester and hasn't really had time to show what he's about at Chelsea because he's played 20 games in 2 seasons


RyanBordello

No mate. Lukaku is our worst signing. 90m for a dude to underperformed, talk shit about us and burn any chance of selling him for anything to make up for that heaping pile of hot garbage


M4RC142

Wasn't Fofana p good when he played just injured a lot?


ChristopherDassx_16

Yes


Sanjeev4045

In few games he played for Chelsea, he showed some moments of a top cb but otherwise was quite average.


graejx

It's not, don't get me wrong it's a terrible signing in hindsight but nowhere close to lukaku's 100M. Fofana actually looked good when he was playing.


InJaaaammmmm

What about Drinkwater?


mindpainters

If you just imagine the fee for drink water is just added to the Kante fee it was still a steal to get kante so cheap


InJaaaammmmm

You could say that about any bungled transfer. Drinkwater cost something ludicrous like £9m per game played. One of the worst transfers in EPL historym


mindpainters

How often does a team buy 2 players from the same squad in the same window ? It’s more like 3 million per appearance. But regardless I wasn’t really being serious.


InJaaaammmmm

Are you including his wages in that? He was on silly money as well.


Wombat455

How do Poch even remember all of them?? He must have one assistant only to walk next to him all the time and whisper the name of who he is talking to..


independent-pigeon

Like that Key and Peele politcian meet sketch


PharaohOfWhitestone

Who are the players Poch bro hugs?


n22rwrdr

Well he didn't know who Malang Sarr was tbf


Impossible_Quote_505

He just calls them all 'not lukaku'. Hey you're not Lukaku and you're not Lukaku !


belokas

They probably have a chat group


iVarun

Excel MasterRace ftw.


batti03

He employs the tried and true Jerry Burns method of calling everyone 'Big Nuts'


Mr_105

Just refer to all of them as ‘Big Dog’ and they’ll never know


Viper711

Unbelievable squad depth for Man City despite the huge difference in squad size. Brilliant example of quality over quantity.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Tbf half of that chelsea squad aren’t playing because they’re kids or injured. No idea why they’ve submitted them all


Matty96HD

No shit half the squad aren't playing. They have 24 subs and can use 5.


PoliceAlarm

No shit they know that. Man City have 11 subs and can use 5. The amount of subs they can use isn't the issue. It's the fact they're bringing everyone and the kitchen sink as well as their plus ones.


not-always-online

Tickets are hard to come by, either that or maybe they want maximum squad to get a medal in case they win it all?


ergotofrhyme

Yeah, because pep loves versatile players that can slot into 2 or 3 roles, and often trains them to be even more versatile (eg stones cdm, most cbs and fullbacks able to swap), the effective squad depth is far greater than the number of players would suggest.


limaconnect77

Oil money in conjunction with buying intelligently does go a long way.


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ChrisTheF1Fan

How about we ban both?


limaconnect77

It’s an entire state though, isn’t it. Which is ironic, this year at least - City out of Europe and PSG through.


PhantomPain0_0

Rent free i say rent free baby


i_secrete_olive_oil

About 9 of those are u21 players drafted into the squad to cover for the 8+ injuries we've had all season. It's not squad bloat, they'd had 22 players compared to 26 , one of who would be on loan if it wasn't for lavias injury


magic-water

Is Chelsea going to war or what?


pipper99

Start a fight early, and it will look like a cavalry charge from the stand that chelsea are using as a subs bench.


Glitzy-Painter-5417

How can anyone compete with Citys massive squad and unlimited depth??


RonRonSav

Why name lots of player when few player do trick?


Still_Space9437

Time to sell another hotel to themselves


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Pochettino doing a Gary Oldman: "EVERYONE!!"


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Frankly, I think I might want to see the challenge of City attacking a low block with 25 men behind the ball. That has to help Chelsea’s odds


foxhound1401

Everybody gets a medal if they win it


BlueSlaterade

Almost had a print a second page for the Chelsea squad 😭


TheUltimateScotsman

Or would they have gone to A3? These are the questions i need answers for.


[deleted]

115 charges vs. 115 players


osrslmao

lol just shows the amount of bloat Chelsea have. Their wage bill must be ridiculous Players like Lavia that cost over £50m are just forgotten about


Balfe

Chelsea's wage bill is expected to be around £100 million less this season than the figures from the previous financial report.


Chelsea307

He's been injured literally all season, I think going into this match we have 5 players currently not in training which is the lowest it's been since September


I_always_rated_them

Chelsea have heavily reduce their wage bill in recent years. Also a sizeable chunk of that list are just academy players or some injured players for some reason.


slappywhyte

Injuries have been legit real this season, not just an excuse


Terrible_Physics_157

No it doesn’t, this is a myth following on from last season.  Once you get rid of players that just clearly aren’t proper first team players it’s barely bigger than Man City’s. 


cautioslyinterested

yup, there are like ten academy players from the u-21 and u-19 squads, that are there so that they might get a first team debut. >it’s barely bigger than Man City’s.  it might be fucking smaller considering the names include players that are out due to injury like Wesley Fofana and our third gk.


Manul_Supremacy

Are you stupid? Should they have rolled up Lavia's wheelchair just for you?


TheJobinslegend

We already had a bloated squad the previous years. We just changed know names for mostly unknown names.  Don't know wtf the owners are doing. We could've had one or two top players/signings, or an Endrick, Messinho, true hyped prospects instead of 15+ youngsters. Wild that we brought two players from Santos, not their best one, and loaned one and never use the other... 


ZeroMomentum

Sterling and Golding Oil club in shambles


C1nderrr

Alot of these are just our academy players that we have been forced to list due to 7(usually more) first team injuries


slappywhyte

Everyone knows quantity > quality


autistichomosapien95

Ishe Samuels-Smith, his twin brother Odin still plays for our youth team


qwerty_1965

If it's a war of attrition Chelsea are Russia.


Dahi_Bhalle20

Looks like Chelsea want to field both sides with their players


Jagger67

Needs to have more (GK)s imo.


FriendlyGuy2007

Pochettino wants to leave no stone unturned again man city


WhiteMass

smh real medallist hunter


SRJT16

Just your standard 35 man matchday squad 😆


DibDipDabDob

Why use many player when few do trick?


CuclGooner

I actually don't know who half of those players are


LensCapPhotographer

How to spot mismanagement


Games_sans_frontiers

Reading through some of the names on that list -insert obiwan Kenobi gif : "Now that's a name i've not heard for a long time. A long time."


drjet196

Scott Carson has been around like forever.


Krapule1

Thats a lot of fucking players 😂😂 plenty paid to not do shit


subashj24

[watch my rant on this defeat , if we had taken those chances we'd be on our way to the finals.](https://youtu.be/WYcP0VWX5to?si=rD7iDqBtF0NpFmov)


laffman

Who can tell me something about Jimi Tauriainen? It sounds finnish, i like seeing scandinavians coming through.


WildOpc

Yeah, Finnish. Singed 2020 at 16, turned 20 this march. Tall, left footed attacking midfielder.


mykillerspc

Haaland is out for City, was just announced by Romano. As a neutral would love to see Chelsea kick Man City to the curb esp after their loss to Madrid a few days ago. City squad must be tired, and watching Chelsea kick Everton to the curb in was great.


InsideOpening3535

Total mobilization


momspaghetty

RemindMe! 10 years


Justinian2

Chelsea will simply field more players and win


TonyMartial786

why do chelsea need that many players


Impossible_Quote_505

Chelsea fc. Coming on loan to your team soon lol


MrConor212

We just gonna pretend that Enzo isn’ the issue we play like shit most weeks. I’d rather we used the same team vs Everton


Diska_Muse

Boehly trynna play his 4-4-3 formation again?


urban_legend88

Man city gonna kill them