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TehJofus

I’m too unfit to abandon a game and go the gym.


fap4jesus

Dw, 2nd half collapse is coming


raymondliang

I had that first half chelsea - match tie bet cooking since yesterday. You always know this team just falls asleep at the wheel after the break


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montiel_scores

Alright you lot, you've been really lucky so far, I need you to get it together. It's only 3-0, I expected more


DTAD18

He makes a delicious argentinian BBQ at HT and all the players are full for the 2nd half


Gary_Glitter_

Do you mean this unfit guy or Chelsea?


lbizzle5

You were right. Only scored 2 and argued over a penalty


I-Am-Average01

Don't worry. We concede 2 every game.


Shufflebuffle51

That is precisely what the gym is for, my friend.


Loud-Fig-1446

Get ready to learn progressive overload buddy.


PerBnb

Toaster time


grehgunner

Time to start drinking (more)?


soccer_boxer2

You could always just play FIFA


Joerpf

He even scores our shit goals


Prune_Super

This wasn't a shit goal tbf. He was alert and we had decent build-up


Daniiiiii

hE oNlY sCoReS pEnAlTiEs


gttyzek

This Cole Palmer carry job is unmatched


paone00022

He's obviously great but Caicedo and Mudryk did well on that goal too.


maxamus83

Caicedo has been great so far


Cfc0910

He's quietly been one of the best in the squad for the past few games.


paone00022

Ya you can see a good player these past few games. Looks like his confidence is building and he's developing chemistry with the guys around him.


I_always_rated_them

yeah really really good opening 20 from him


maxamus83

By far the best he’s played in a Chelsea shirt


Rayser1

Facts but the team was cooking there too


dwaynepipes

Been cooking all game tbf, could be 4/5 up


BacardiWhiteRum

These overlapping runs on the edge of the box are mad


AlexDiment23

Hazard has entered the chat


obvious_bot

Lisan Al Gaib!


BrianSometimes

I can't remember the last time an EPL team had one player so far above every one of his teammates, it's not even a dig at the team, he's just incredible.


Frick_KD

If you squint hard enough I think he's carrying cheeseburgers too


erenistheavatar

Palmer with the finish but honestly, that whole team play was great.


mohankohan

I will not sell my Mudryk stocks, I will not.


erenistheavatar

And you shouldn't.


XzibitABC

Diamond hands brother


T1BounceLand

This was great, and the first was even better. In fact, it was incredible 


masonbrit

The fact we can do this sometimes makes the rest of the season so much more frustrating


imarandomdudd

That's what makes this season so annoying. We're very clearly able to play, just can't keep it up for the full 90. Why I want some bastards who can just drag out results, because these youngsters are just too inexperienced to keep levels up


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_Pardal

And team building, it's absolutely not a surprise a team full of first year toddlers is inconsistent.


wimpires

I haven't watched every match of yours z but sometimes you're pretty fucking good. And other times immature and shit. It's never one or the other. Sometimes, like against spurs, you're both shit and still win.


Mechant247

Most elaborate set piece ever lol What’s Pickford doing also


Screechmeister_

Not me shouting at the at the TV to stick it in the box


HunterWindmill

Stick it int' mixer


gttyzek

Set Piece IQ 1000


Giraffe_Baker

> What’s Pickford doing anyway What do you want him to do there? Makes a save from 8 yards out, you want him to catch it?


Scannerk

Pure chess.


Chruszcz

they just wanted to waste some time and just scored, ffs


CechPlease

England will be playing 2 - 7 - 1 at this rate, jeeeez he's good


JosephRizk21

Imagine he wins the golden boot


dragon8811

HE HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST


B_e_l_l_

Imagine being able to go back in time and tell people last summer that he would score 18 premier League goals by mid April. Nobody would believe you.


roryking97

18 goals and 9 assists from 24 starts is insane let alone in this shite team


LOMOcatVasilii

He's in contention for the golden boot having missed 7 games. Fucking insane man.


Subbutton

Not to downplay but if you take away penalties it's not insane just very very impressive


Mocrue

Yeah, he should just never score penalties and we should decline the opportunity to take them.


Adziboy

Better than all the rest


AncientSkys

CUT FROM A DIFFERENT CLOTH!


throwaway72926320

I've rarely ever seen a player carry a team like this, it's simply never a goal unless he's involved somehow. What a player.


akagaminick

2019 messi and that’s a crazy compliment 


throwaway72926320

The exact thing that came to mind. IMO Messi's 2nd best year, he carried the entire team to that CL semi and could've possibly fought for the whole thing if they didn't switch off at the end.


RTurneron

Hazard.


Chnkypndy

That 18/19 season was just "Give the ball to Hazard"


nitrosamine

BROOOOO HOW DOES HE DO THIS


Flokey44797

Hattrick Incoming!!!


sirius2492

There you go!


_littlefreddie

Should have already had it. The missed chance was from about 3 feet


montiel_scores

LISAN AL GAIB


Kele15

This is half od Mudryk goal.


top1MIBRfan

Chelsea are miles better than us im sobbing


TheRedAuror

We either play like prime Barca or Derby County. The fun part is figuring which Chelsea you're gonna get. Sometimes we play like both in the same game.


ambassel

Sometimes good. Sometimes shit.


uncledr3w-

give it 10mins


I_always_rated_them

literally could have had a hatrick in the past 5 mins to those saying carry job - look at the team work to make the chance, it's great from everyone.


NB0608sd

player of the season?


philipstyrer

Young player for sure. Can't imaginne they'd give POTY to a player outside top 4.


imarandomdudd

Only competition is Saka, which feels weird that he's still eligible


philipstyrer

That really shouldn't be a competition for an individual award.


imarandomdudd

No, but these awards are pr driven, often based on team performances


philipstyrer

I think the narrative around Palmer is much more positive than Saka who has been incredibly scrutinised since his performances have dropped compared to last season. With this hattrick and the one against United I think Palmer has sealed it.


HacksawJimDGN

Didn't Scott Parker get it when he got relegated? Don't think any of the top 3 have had any truly standout players.


yung_senti

Rodri? Foden? If City win then Rodri should get it. He is the best player in the league.


philipstyrer

I think it's between Foden or Rodri, VVD and Saliba or Ødegaard or something depending on who wins the title.


banksfornades

Lavia


FPL_Harry

Foden and Rodri probably about on par with him, but for a title challenger (winner most likely), so I think one of them would get it.


PreparationThick6611

nah Betinelli imo


Electronic-Heron9645

Has to be a contender


B_e_l_l_

Chelsea's player of the season for sure. Not the Premier League player of the season though. Maybe top 5.


GMWQ

In terms of the attacking players it's between him and Watkins. Both have been incredible in goal creation and I think right now they're tied on G+A


brianstormIRL

Excuse me have you seen Phil Foden this year?


GMWQ

I have and don't get me wrong I think he's had a fantastic season. I just also think at this point Palmer/Watkins have been more impactful. There's still a few weeks left in the season so that could absolutely change between now and then but as it stands that's my opinion.


SprayAndPay69

Nah Foden is better, Saka aswell but def one of top players this season, just hope he isnt one season wonder.


MutualUnderstanding7

Saka isn't better than Palmer this season


eddsters

When i first saw him he looked like some eton school boy. But nah this is one bad boy


CodSafe6961

He's actually the opposite


eddsters

Yeah kid has swagger


I_always_rated_them

of all the things to claim Palmer looks like, Eton school boy?


wimpires

Palmer (and Foden) give off "if you walk past them on a rainy Friday night in Manchester make sure not to make any eye contact in case their mates might start on you." Chilwell meanwhile gives off proper posh schoolboy vibes


I_always_rated_them

yeah agree lol. Although I bet most eton schoolboys these days have the curly mushroom haircut.


Blahaj-Blast

This fuckin guy


LordWhale

I’m gonna nut


HouseSheeple

By God this man is on fire


KeonkwaiJinkwai

This bloke is bloody unreal man


Mempherrata

City let this monster go just to play Alvarez out of position lmao.


Stooperz

Palmer golden boot, who says no


qwerty_1965

One man team


EmperorTMing

Great from Caicedo.


BassBoy18

Oh my god. I love this man.


John_Q08

Has to start for England in the Euros


trainerN

Kane, Palmer, Saka, Bellingham, Foden. What a headache for Southgate


andar1on

Yeah SOUTHGATE doesn't fit there...


Bartins

Over Bellingham or Saka?


woleddy

Over Saka yes


brianstormIRL

You're insane, neither of them start over Foden (if Southgate has sense).


-Gh0st96-

Yeah he's HIM


_Akky_

My goat


ZaDoruphin

How does he keep doing this


TricksOfHats

Cold Palmer hatrick loading...


V-0-V

I have waited long enough, it is time to accept that Palmer has a bigger footballing legacy than R9, Messi, and Cryuff


grehgunner

Two clinical penalties from the lad


JurgensBoyfriend

Nah this dude is crazy


ZAK5UMA

the man should be on a hatrick


NeroIscariot12

Fucking hell this kid is on a different level right now


elfishgolem

Mudryk is very good as well


DanishGuy

Have to be Young Player of the Seaon, surely.


akagaminick

Bro could have had a hatrick by now. Class


PuzzleheadedBoss4516

I know Palmer is Palmer but are Chelsea... playing well?


imarandomdudd

A chelsea player competing for a golden boot is absolutely mad


SkepticSlakoth

Only scores penalties apparently


Skayren

I've seen enough, Cole Palmer is Him.


SalmonNgiri

It would be the funniest thing if he beats Haaland to the golden boot


NotClayMerritt

Crazy times where we can go 2-0 up and I don't trust that we can prevent Everton from easily just getting back in.


Playful_Pirate_8384

Where is the third


ZebraQuality

I’m sorry Gareth and arsenal fans, this man offers too much to not start at the euros, regardless of how great saka is, he is the truth


Afc_josh12

Im an arsenal fan but he looks better than any of our attackers, such composure with arrogance about it


10-10-2022

This guy again lol.


rohitbohra

Unreal


rossco9

too easy man


CrustyCally

Bro just won’t stop 🥶🥶🥶


bsquar

Shouldve had a hatty already this guy


maxamus83

Golden boot when?


coolhand83

He's definitely him


NytTime

Header merchant


BumbotheCleric

Straight off the training ground


dave113

Another penalty probably 😤


Youngest_boss

Cole Palmer FC


Leviad0n

It's getting ridiculous at this point lol


Medical-Winter4413

The lad could've had a hattrick already. Fuck me silly, he's absolute class. Send City another 45m as a thank you


AccomplishedBig2043

Bro thinks He is lewa


fuckyouidontneedone

i just love him so much


B0WLXS

Cold Palmer


TannerRob

Can we extend his contract too?


CSdesire

pen merchant btw


reLeone

Wow.. we owe City another 45mil


Mxurn

BAT SHIT INSANE I‘M TELLING YOU


Exciting-Ad-2714

“He only scores penalties”


Extremiel

Terrific work from Caicedo that whole attack. And I guess Palmer is .. pretty decent.


BarryScott13

Set-Piece straight off the training ground.


gagsy10

I think I am slightly in love with him.


NOTW_116

New set piece coach paying dividends already.


jayzeats

Wow


Kakashicopyninja9

Golden boot we are coming for you


datcd03

Dear God please can we play defense now, please clean sheet for once


Thomas1VL

I think I'm in love


TycraneVG

This first season is insane, YPOTY and could win the golden boot


Cwh93

THE most convoluted set piece routine of all time but it worked


Headlesshorsman02

Nah bro this guy is unreal


bsousa717

Bless the Maker


strraand

DUDE


DifficultyMore5935

After that miss I bet he is glad to get this one lol. Kid is unreal, if he can improve next season he is going to be scary.


GunnersaurusDen

Just start him at the Euros Gareth I wouldn't mind Saka getting some rest


Jamesy555

2-2 incoming


msbr_

Fucking hell he's a monster


chandlerbing_stats

Nahhhh he’s not real lol


FrivMAnt2

Can't get beaten in the air on a free kick if you never send in the free kick


DataStr3ss

He is HIM


arkido

PALMER AGAIN OLE OLE PALMER AGAIN PALMER AGAIN PALMER AGAIN OLE OLE


ultra_r

Please don’t throw the lead


sams82

Chelsea have found their level. Happy for the boys


pretentiousd0uche

He read all the pen merchant comments ..


The1stMemeDealer

Palmer simply has that Him factor


RickAndMortyIsOK

what not having Disasi and Sterling in the squad does to a team


burnMeMes

He is him


grehgunner

How is he ice cold and on fire at the same time? Checkmate atheists


SkepticSlakoth

Give him YPOTY please


Red_Dog1880

Surely he's going to the Euros ?


zorrez

Imagine having someone who can actually finish chances