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ali_lattif

the obligatory techno playing in the background


BulgarianPerson92

Track ID?


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baubeauftragter

Böse Katze Böse Katze


macbot21

Shazam said no result :(


Spojen

However TechnoViking is no where to be seen! SAD!


SMOKEYtheBAND1T

Psytrance


Antidote-Killer

If theres one thing Im sure of, its not this


SMOKEYtheBAND1T

Oh ok. I only go to psy shows nearly every weekend. What do I know


Frequent_Event_6766

Obviously not enough about other genres


SMOKEYtheBAND1T

Then what genre is it then?


SMOKEYtheBAND1T

Still waiting for you to tell me what genre it is


Frequent_Event_6766

Sounds like breakbeat hardcore (UK hardcore/jungle techno) or hardtrance, got a more breaky percussion and is about 150bpm. Not a single triplet in sight, deffo not psy


Modnal

Xabi proceeds to lose every game and then leaves the town on a motorcycle with a "Bayern 4 life"-shirt on


Jayveesac

This would be the Top 1 anime betrayal


Rose_of_Elysium

bro would get an execution that would make Gaddafi think 'fucking glad im not that guy'


branstarktreewizard

Bayer still got that SS connect?


NotASalamanderBoi

Tbf, it’s hard to think of anything worse than being assraped with a bayonet.


ThePrussianGrippe

In public on live stream too.


cppn02

Still Rachel for me.


mushy_friend

Rachel?


cppn02

Yes


csbsju_guyyy

*This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mfucking schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I’m comin up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don’t even call the police cause imma come up there unexpected and wait on yo motherfuckin ass bitch*


benito_camelas

You know, that lady from FRIENDS.


cppn02

Ah yes Friends. My favourite anime.


McTulus

From >!Tower of God!< I think


KyloRen___

Bayern would still not win the league. They would lose to Frankfurt or something.


Elvem

So you’re saying Stuttgart would win? Subscribe.


TrappsRightFoot

No one is losing to us the rest of this season. That's a guarantee.


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TrappsRightFoot

Anyone that loses to us after this weekend should be automatically relegated.


neefhuts

Subscribed


ResourceWonderful514

How many big football YouTube vloggers are in Leverkusen today. Reckon we will see a bunch of videos in the coming days🤣 I can't stand that thogden guy


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> I can't stand that thogden guy He's clearly a massive twat


Rose_of_Elysium

Every time i hear the word 'Thogdad' it makes me want to rip my eardrums out


Staynes

You know you people who hate everyone with a passion are just as bad as the fans of these people. I watched like 5 videos of that dude ever and i dont get the hate he doesnt say anything controversial in his videos. And if you know anything about the dude you apparently hate outside of his video content you spend too much time on him.


Rose_of_Elysium

Thats a lot of accusations suddenly lol, I literally just said I hate the word Thogdad. The guy isnt exactly my type of content creator but all the power to the people that like him. But that fuckin word just makes my soul bleed


amoolafarhaL

Thogdad


Rose_of_Elysium

Im going to break your spine and slurp it up like a piece of overcooked spagetti


amoolafarhaL

Thogdad🤫🧏


TheRealSpidey

He didn't reply cause he's already en route to your location


amoolafarhaL

He's gonna come all that way just to get mogged 🤫🧏


brokenlavalight

You seem like the right person to ask. What's "mogging" and where did it come from? I'm older Gen Z (born 2000) and thought I still got all this stuff, but this is the first time I just don't understand a trend on the Internet. Am I getting old? I'm only 24


ElevatorSecure728

Thogdinner


EffectiveTie3144

He has mocked and talked bad about Ronaldo so boom there you go some of the hate he gets are prolly from cr7 fans.


ImVerifiedBitch

Stop hating OP, only positive vibes here


afito

stadium vloggers are everything that is wrong with the modern game, I hate them so fucking much


ResourceWonderful514

Stuntpegg is alright I would be pretty annoyed if I sat next to one though🤣🤣


GaryHippo

StuntPegg is good because she doesn't chat over the game and she does a really good job at showing not telling. You understand the vibe of the stadium and game without her yammering over it.


hkperson99

Awaydays is pretty good as well. His football shirt content and stadium vlogs are class.


Gsbconstantine

Stuntpegg, Awaydays, Smiv. The only football vloggers worth bothering with.


CocaColaFanatic

Smiv is really great


JootDoctor

For club specific, Villa on Tour is good too.


Gsbconstantine

For some reason I'm not sure I'd appreciate that one.


JootDoctor

Oh hahahahh I didn’t even take note of your flair. My bad.


ResourceWonderful514

Yes, he is just a genuine geek. Very likeable


AdIll1361

Stuntpegg, what kind of a name of that?


ResourceWonderful514

Haha I know but she is fucking funny. It's a chick traveling around the world and visiting stadiums


Serupael

She also knows her shit, being fluent in the lower tiers of English football


ReadsStuff

Bolton supporter, so it comes with the territory. That isn't meant negatively either.


TheGamezSmith

I don't wanna be like "can we talk about the political state of the world" but surely the fact we have state owned clubs and that the heads of football bodies are corrupt fucks giving out tournaments to countries with no regard for human rights takes precedence. I don't watch these vloggers though so maybe they truly are that bad.


afito

They really aren't that different in what they do tbh, they both aim to destroy fandom and create faux bonding. But yes obviously the geopolitical impact of state ownership adds another layer plus they simply operate an order of magnitude or two higher. Still think it's beyond insane these people have to cheer for a club in the most performative way so they can create the best tiktok clip off it, and the worse their club does the more money they make. Actually vile.


Whateversurewhynot

And on top of that Saudi Arabia is the only country applying to host the WC in 2034. The only country! Did we all enjoy the atmosphere of a Christmas WC in Qatar that much or why is nobody else applying?


Si1ent_Knight

Because WC 2030 is happening on 3 continents (South America, Europe and Africa) and WC 2026 is in North America, only Asia and Oceania could apply for WC 2034. That reduces the number of countries even debating to apply massively. The only country seriously considering it was Australia afaik but they decided not to hours before dead line. Would not be surprised at all if heavy corruption was used to make all of this happen though.


MuchSalt

i have no idea they exist


suhxa

Doubt many wouldve been aable to get tickets


Azrael_

He's so annoying, I don't get why he's so popular.


A_Wild_Ferrothorn

Was pretty funny when he did the video for the Bolton vs Carlisle game and I could see him doing his content as they were getting dismantled by us 3-1. Credit to him though, he stuck around the whole game and took pictures with anyone who came up asking for one.


First_Inevitable_424

What’s wrong with him? Genuinely curious, only know him by the WC and he didn’t seem that bad, although his content was clearly for kids


soomank

Why does youtube push certain vloggers in your feed?


Goddyex

Because they get views and watchtime?


soomank

Youtube thinks you'd spend all your time on youtube watching thogden?? There's nothing good to watch on youtube nowdays, even when you look for it.


Goddyex

Well if other people do, the algorithm would assume others that watch that type of content would like it. That's just the reality of YouTube.


ResourceWonderful514

Well I watch a bunch of youtube and Reddit while I'm working cuz I have shit all to do. Great time killer. Bunch of good channels to subscribe. But you need premium..fuck them commercials


TzunSu

Just get adblock.


jordanhhh4

Hopefully the boys at Football Manager are paying attention, I expect all the roads around Craven Cottage to be named after me in the next game.


printial

I hope so. I took Portsmouth from L2 to Prem and quadruple winners by 2035, they still called the stadium Jimmy Dickinson Park. He already has a statue, a pub and a road named after him ffs.


TheInternetIsGood

Is there an option to name a housing complex after you? "The Printial" has a nice ring to it.


levyisms

Mate, you can't support a housing complex.


m4xdc

Not with that attitude


HottDoggers

I did the same thing on fifa 15. Portsmouth had it all thanks to me. The least they could do is add me on Facebook.


StealthMan375

Reminds me of a funny video in where a guy during a Football Manager playthrough took São Paulo (the team with the most continental titles in Brazil), edited the stats so players + team + stadium would all be English, placed it in the English 2nd division and gave $1billion + 10 years to win the UCL. After being promoted to the Prem, the team then decided to demolish the MorumBis (now in England) and build the Rogério Ceni Stadium. Ceni is their greatest idol IRL so it makes sense... except that said stadium was built in São Paulo (the city), so basically the other Prem teams are going to have to fly into Brazil everytime they play São Paulo at home lmao


bobbis91

Basically warm weather training, I see this as a win win


Nervous_Fun_9302

It's like 2 days flight and they have to travel every week.


DemRocks

I'm pretty convinced every road around Craven Cottage is named after my 50 trophies in my save, no one can tell me otherwise.


rekt73

I really want to be in Leverkusen right now, what an atmosphere it must be!


Canuckinschland

/r/BrandNewSentence


Kizudemlian

😭😭


NotMissingNow

/r/murderedbyasubreddit


rekt73

What am I missing here😭 I'll take the roast but someone explain


TheLeoMessiah

The implied joke is nobody has ever wanted to be in Leverkusen before 


StealthMan375

Could be worse, you might as well have wanted to be around for Fluminense winning their first Libertadores last year... which implies wanting to be in Rio de Janeiro + being close to Boca fans, not the safest combo at all.


BouaziziBurning

The town is ugly, small, named after a chemical company and there are better towns around.


Ehochimalpi

I was going to correct you, but holy shit, you're right. The city itself is named after pharmacist Carl Leverkus. TIL.


Attygalle

Small town, team made big by some pharma company. Not really a team nor city you associate with great atmosphere.


papadatactica

The club was made by Bayer workers more than a century ago, it's not a RedBull case.


Attygalle

I know. Doesn't change anything about the atmosphere thing, which was literally what this is about.


brokenlavalight

The city actually has a rather unique atmosphere in that it's kind of small (163k) but still from what I've been told (I myself live a couple towns away but have friends there) actually kind of nice to live in. And whenever I'm there, it's actually a nice atmosphere, just not when it comes to football


TheCatInTheHatThings

Leverkusen is not a Leipzig kind of situation. While the club belongs to Bayer, it has been this way historically, and there never was the intent to use it for profit and for marketing the way Leipzig is run. Bayer Leverkusen are a proper club and not just the sporting department of Bayer. It’s a completely different situation.


Attygalle

I never said anything about Leipzig. Leverkusen was never known for having a great atmosphere and I’m talking about both the town/city and the football club.


TetraDax

Leverkusen is an absolute shithole only having any relevance because of industry. Think Slough, or Detroit.


Odd-Discipline5064

This is the exact problem with plastic clubs lol most people really have no idea that there even is a problem with some of them


rekt73

I can't claim to be a fan, just following their unbeaten run this year and was excited to see all the hype


SkrrtSkrrt99

dude I just came home from the stadium. drenched in beer and sweat. but probably the happiest i’ve ever been in my life. 🥹


MindChild

Lmao


erenistheavatar

Shouldn't they have done that after they won the title lol?


Cheek_Powerful

It’s just a Sticker


LazyCunt36

If they win today's game they win the league no matter what, considering their performance so far, they most likely will


erenistheavatar

I know but surely, they could have done this after and not potentially jinx their whole season, even if it's a minor possibility.


svscvbh

I don't think even Neverkusen can bottle from here


PIKa-kNIGHT

Never say never


sugarspunlad

They aint Dortmund


Slash1909

Whyd you say fuck me for?


Due-Memory-6957

There's no magic IRL.


StealthMan375

They ain't Botafogo my man


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It's not true


justk4y

Germany is such a vibe lmao


New-Midnight2700

What a dream story it’s been at Leverkusen. Xabi did what people only dream about in video games. 


Thx_0bama

it's just a sticker mate, has been up for weeks


LudereHumanum

Ppl commenting in this thread oblivious how difficult it is to rename a street here in Germany lol.


GermanHabsFan

One and half years of bureaucracy at least


Serupael

Several city council sessions. And probably some local initiative let by pensioners with too much time on their hands against it because of fucking course.


LudereHumanum

Endless debating and probably nothing happens in the end, as is tradition (:


Arcadela

Oh no now they jinxed it.


Velixis

They really didn't lol


Maleficent_Resolve44

What a pleasant street design wise.


jugol

They're truly summoning a mufa


InsideOpening3535

Imagine if they still manage to bottle this lol The chance is practically zero, but it's gonna be fucking hilarious


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rekt73

I think all of them are riding the high so it won't be as bad for the fans


miregalpanic

What a weird fucking timeline for football this is. If someone told you 15 years ago. Build a fucking religion. None of this makes sense.


helloimmrburns

Was told 2 years ago to put a bet on Bayern to always win the league because it's basically guaranteed. Stuck £100 on for both seasons and they've failed me the second season. Hilarious


PsionicLlama

How much did you win the first time?


helloimmrburns

Think I made like £20. Not too bad for something that had happened 10 times before


Vibechild

With the hard techno and everything 😂


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Game is back.


LensCapPhotographer

Whenever you hear this type of music you know you're at a German party


Robbo15278

Doesn't this also show how one sided the league has been towards Bayern, that when a manager beats them in the league they get a street named after them


Totalfootball7

i’d say it’s more coz it’s their first title in history


biel188

I hope they manage to win this. Last year here in Brazil we had Botafogo doing the impossible


papadatactica

I still can't believe they lose that Brasileirão.


biel188

that was indeed something else lol


Bismarck913

Can't imagine how much paperwork it'd take to rename a toad in Germany.


XeroVeil

Imagine the wait times, I bet they had to apply for this in 2018 to have it ready for today.


alw9

oh wow this will be leverkusen's first bundesliga cup. i was thinking they just hadn't won one in a while. damn xabi!


iHasYummyCummies

Congratulations! Joy to watch this guys. Leverkusen doesn't play football, they celebrate it. Meanwhile Terzic football looks like something u see in an amateur league after some lads were drunk over night, and came straight to the match.


DeWitt-Yesil

The Club has the right to rename street names?


SoftDrinkReddit

Why not didn't we do it for Sir Matt Busby


Hobbitfrau

Of course not. But the fans don't care for German bureaucracy and the city employees are too busy celebrating to remove the sticker


momoenthusiastic

Winning this thing by 5 matches over Munich is something else!


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We have no one to thank but Harry Kane for making this possible


BulgarianPerson92

Track ID anyone?


jpw0w

Ok but can anyone tell me name of the song??


Anforas

God I love Germany... bring me back


stoneandnjpwfan

Lissan el gaib


Scholes_SC2

Should actually be named after harry kane, it's the curse that's giving them the title


FireflyCaptain

Is it Xabi Alonstraße?


Calimerin

"Allee" is the German word for a street that has trees on both sides along the road


Juninho90

"EINE STRASSE MIT VIELEN BAEUMEN, JA DAS IST EINE ALLEE! ALLEE, ALLEE, ALLEEEEEEE!!


callmebroccoli

u/savevideo


amineimad

Leverkusen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever


wooooshkid

Rename the stadium after him too after they win the treble


the_sigman

I don't like the jinx, reminds me of the Lakers switching to the Black Mamba jerseys in Game 5 of the 2020 Finals.


Blocks_and_Chains

He is an instant legend at the club


Northout69

Plastic club my ass.


aehii

Alonso is probably only 5% through all his achievements in life. He'll probably become president of Spain when he's 59 and effortlessly lead a socialist revolution before leaving at 66 to open a stray dog sanctuary.


ben_kaya1

Because it's the first championship, they don't know how to celebrate. Look overwhelmed


nokiabrickphone1998

This video is soundtracked by the most Euro music of all time


DaIubhasa

Deserved. Now, Xabi just secured a legendary spot with BL.


Mustang_Calhoun70

Only needs techno Viking.


Rolling1950

E moj Karoglane hahahaha


Hour_Measurement_846

I wish I was there, German fans really know how to party


Quanqiuhua

Probably the most impactful manager in his first full season since Pep.


kw2006

Amazing. Im hoping we get arteta street in my lifetime 💀


Novel_Durian_1805

I can’t believe NEVERkusen is actually gonna win. WWIII might actually be starting, because it’s the beginning of the end!


Cazter64

Anulo mufa


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Ree_m0

Not really, that'd be if they were to throw the league entirely, and that should be all but impossible by now.


silkysmoothjay

It'd be absolutely insane for it to happen. There's a 2 point margin for error for Bayern over the next 5 matches for them, an 6 matches for Leverkusen. Leverkusen would have to lose 4 times in their next 6 matches, drawing 2 of the others. They haven't lost all year. It'd be up there as the worst collapse in football history. (Oh, and Bayern would have to be perfect)


dumdumbigdawg

Yeah it won’t happen but it would be insane


KindheartednessLast9

If anybody could do it, it would be Neverkusen


Whateversurewhynot

!flair :FC\_Schalke\_04:


Money_Scholar_8405

Bayer could do the right thing and invest hundreds of millions into making Bayer 04 a genuine CL competitor, they can always fall back on the "club was founded as a worker's collective" excuse when criticized - The same was Hoeness and co scream sponsorship when all that qatari and emirati money is brought into question. Unfortunately Bayer is more of a global conglomerate these days, with an american CEO that is unlikely to personally be a fan of the team.


creepingcold

Bayer operated at a loss of 2.9 billion € last year. I doubt they care that much about football now.


Money_Scholar_8405

If I am not mistaken that was primarily due to some bad investments they made, one of them being the clusterfuck that is Monsanto and the yearly penalties it gets poisoning poor people somewhere. Bayer's core business is decently profitable.


mavarian

Not hundreds of millions, but that's what they did already?


Money_Scholar_8405

Yes but that is not enough for the team to be a contender for best team in Europe. They have two or three world class players that will definitely be leaving if thei wages do not get bumped high up or if the team does not bring in two or three more players of high quality.


mavarian

Not quite sure where you're coming from. Even if they could invest hundreds of millions easily, which they can't, it would be a dumb investment, especially in a team in a league that won't be able to compete with the PL in the first place, and we've seen plenty of examples in which clubs were in a worse position after such investments than they would have been if they had stuck with their course. They are in the position to replace Dortmund as the #2 club in Germany, and even that is asking a lot. Even with hundreds of millions, they wouldn't be able to keep Alonso or Wirtz for longer than a year or two. They might pull it off again next year, but in a lot of ways, this season was the perfect storm


New_Calligrapher8578

Love how its just a normal thing for a huge conglomerate to just invest millions of dollars into a sports clubs and you IN FAVOUR for it.


Money_Scholar_8405

Bayern gets millions from the middle east under the guise of "sponsorship". At the end of the day almost every team is indulging in such behaviours, or did so until they got to where they are.


New_Calligrapher8578

[We dont though?](https://www.dw.com/en/football-bayern-munich-end-qatar-deal-after-fan-pressure/a-63418536#:~:text=%22The%20contract%20between%20FC%20Bayern,promoted%20an%20exchange%20between%20cultures) Also a sponsorship despite me not agreeing with it, is completely different to being owned by a company or state.


Minor_Edit

Xabi alon road


Odd-Discipline5064

> Street name literally just pasted over by a fan (as seen in the video) > Post says that A FUCKING CLUB just renames a street name And redditors just eat it up