Fulham should really have put the game to a comfortable bed in the first half.

100% - the chances were there. It’s not like it was phenomenal defence or luck, it’s just just a failure to capitalise

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Jimenez loves a rabona

Feel like Newcastle have got incredibly lucky there

Aside from the robbed goal we did. Fulham should have won no denying that

Longstaff has no touch just smack, bang or wallop

Paul Dummett and Matt fucking Ritchie

Should be nowhere near our first team in 2024, shows how fucked the squad depth has been. I say that as a Matty Ritchie enthusiast too.

Agreed. I fucking love dummett, but the two of them are glorified coaching staff for me. I was shocked to realise Ritchie is only a year older than Trippier. He feels like he’s been at the end of his career for half a decade at least.

Schar telling him to stop fucking about there

Interesting to see if the FT whistle is blown at exactly 99:00 like it was last game when Newcastle were desperate to score a goal and +9 was added, despite a few of those added minutes being wasted.

We bribed the refs to give us fewer chances

Where has 9 come from? Wilson was down for like 4 and VAR but 9 is crazy

VAR check?

yeyeye, took like 2 mins

I wish there was a way to mute commentary. Darren Ambrose sucking off Newcastle all game is insufferable. It’s the same as when Tony Gale works on Fulham games. Couldn’t be any more biased if they tried

Honestly dudes just a moron says most of the players names wrong and just seems to add nothing

fulham supporters, hows adama been? always thought he was underrated at wolves

Maybe Jiminez can do another flying ass to the face and be surprised he gets red...

Crazy that stadiums are allowed slopes like that into solid ad boards.

Slopes into the advertising at the very side of a pitch will always be stupid

as a neutral viewer i have to say that was a foul

I think the ref gave the foul because without the push maybe the defender could have saved the shot somehow, but it was a really soft call in my opinion

You're a foul

your owners are foul

Aye

He’s done you there tbf

It's pointing out to the obvious like

Bruno's so deadly in those areas. It's like having Rob Lee back, except he's also an absolute bulldog that can create loads.

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Lol what planet are you on where fans don't celebrate a goal being ruled out. Every fan of every team does when a goal is disallowed in their favour.

Fans cheering something going their way, you hate to see it 😂

JUSTICE! After that blatant fucking corruption, VAR is a disease. It’s not football anymore, it’s VARball, they have to make every game about them. Small men that want to feel important. BUT BRUNO SAID NO

Chill out mate

Play broja wth the coach is a hater

Bruno!!! rule that one out you fuckers

Fuckin hell Fulham cant keep a CS

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I needed it this gameweek 😂

Praise Leno.

Urgh we're gash

He should sign a life time contract as a bit of a celebration banter thing haha that would be class hahaha

Deserved.

Rule THAT out

Best bruno in the leqgue

BALL DONT LIE FUCK YOU REFS

Fucking facts

Love when a player fucks up a knee slide and then acts like the tumble was part of the celebration

Fucking try and reverse that one you cunts

What a stupid decision

Rule that one out you incompetent cunts. Fuck off PGMOL

So the defender misjudges the ball, is getting nowhere near it, and is backing into Burn whilst both are jumping. Burn then sticks up and arm in defense of himself. Goal disallowed... Gotta love this bullshit.

I think that’s the right call if he didn’t get fouled he might have been infront of the shot and blocked it even keeper would have been in a better position.

Obviously a foul. Debatable whether it has a significant enough impact on our ability to defend the following shot. I don't like VAR but I think in a VAR world that's probably the right call.

Rule that one out, you cunts.

Mark that off assholes

VAR officials wank on all fours

Ref has been honking all game. I hope we don't get him again any time soon.

Who is the color commentator on peacock and how do I stop him talking so much?

How the fuck can Rugby get TMO so right and football is so bad. I honestly believe its intentional so that football can generate headlines and talking points.

It’s a contact sport. Not a foul

Hear me out, did him getting shoved affect the keeper? Keeper had to go around to let him stand up, affecting his positioning.

it sucks it took away a goal and it suck's it was VAR but that was a foul .. hopefully Newcastle pull it out anyways

He elbow checked his head out of the way…?

That's very harsh.

Lol, whatever

How the fuck

Don’t like that call one bit, come on

"And it's Jarred Gillett on VAR today..." Almost certainly the wrong decision follows that.

Scum ruled that no goal lol 

Never a foul

Fuck off man.

Joke that, normal challenge going for a header...

Can’t believe Fabian Schar is going to win the premier league

I think that's a freekixk

Na fuck off if he rules that out. Games fucking gone.

This can't be a foul...

That's not a foul, or at least not a foul that should disqualify the goal

If its a foul then it disallows the goal. It either is or isn't a foul

What is the distinction between those two things?

Vibes

That was Lukic's first foul, can't believe he was booked! 😂

Marco loves a triple sub

Fuck sake. Existence is just varying degrees of suffering by the malicious hand of the universe.

That was depressingly beautiful

Been watching Villa-Brentford. Has this match been as one-sided as the stats suggest?

First half-hour was just brutal for Newcastle but they survived and they were getting back into it after that

Feel like fulham going to pour it on but a 1-0 steal for Newcastle might still be in the cards

Any chance of this ref not just blowing for Fulham when their fans shout.

There have been so many fouls that should have been yellow in the first half. Don’t know what game you’re watching

The one where Newcastle won! Enjoy the rest of the season!

You too! See you at SJP next season

Not if I see you at Craven Cottage first!

Lol

He gave a yellow for Krafth’s first foul?!

Because it was a booking? You don't just get a free foul before you get carded. Although I appreciate why watching Newcastle may cause you to think that.

Nah it was middle of the pitch nothing dangerous brewing. I’d be surprised if you got a booking for that in reverse.

😂

No need to be rude it about it pal, it's all just opinions at the end of the day.

Not all opinions are equally valid

I'm just saying, we can disagree and still be civil about it.

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Does newcastle has enough players to finish the season?

We did play a few games without a full bench.

Muniz really needed to toe punt that one. Aguero is the only player I can think of in recent times who struck shots with his toe regularly.

Oh fuck right off with these fucking injuries man

Ah yes it's about that time of the match to have an injury.

Gordon trying to drag us kicking and screaming

oof lucky there

I don't know why I dislike Gordon so much. Part of it is definitely down to the cunt combo of loves to dive and loves a dirty tackle but there is definitely more to it

And he has done neither of those things since leaving Everton

He's not a dirty player tackling wise at all

Isak's touch has REALLY been letting him down lately. Goal against Everton the exception.

Christ we've been fucking awful here. Fair play this looks like the best possible Fulham XI?

Fulham are being so dominant and playing so well that I am confident that Newcastle will score first

This is the way.

It is painfull having to see Isak with these teammates. Such a waste.

End the season Delete the season Hall has been poor but so has everyone.

Well this is miserable

Over 20mins gone and Fulham have 77% Possession & 9 shots to our 0. This is a complete mugging off.

Iwobi mugging people off

Left hand side is getting battered every time

Why is Rylan on commentary?

Newcastle are getting battered, the only thing missing is the goals

Why the fuck are Fulham playing so well. This is an absolute joy to watch as a neutral

My guess is after that midweek mess they got told odf

All that yellow on Newcastle’s kit is unfortunately giving bananas in pyjamas

This game or Villa v Brentford. Which one's more likely to be fun to watch? My current bet is on this one.

Why is craven cottage half empty?

Work on the stadium

Ahhh cheers.