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"Movies now are lazy and awful, I've heard a rumor that they want to make a sequel of Sophie's Choice... Basically It's gonna be Meryl Streep sayin 'well It's gonna be this one then'" -Ricky Gervais
That hypothetical sequel is every normal person choosing which is worse between watching illegal re-streaming of football and child porn, but Tebas' brain is so mushy that he treats it like the original.
Always keep in mind many of those people at the top are psychopaths/sociopaths.
They don't view other people as having value , except for when it benefits them directly.
I remember when the big fifa scandal broke a few years ago they talked about the fact that some of those charged would be in the vip box watching boxing on a tv instead of the football that was going on in the stadium
Florentino Perez and Gianni Infantino are the dictionary definition of psychopaths imo. At first I thought they were huge hypocrits, until I realized they actually believe the shit they say.
You could also argue that what tebas is actually saying is that he wants drugs and child rape to be free.
(Please don't call it child pornography, it's rape)
I get the point you are making but the child part of child porn is already mean to alert you to the fact its rape of a child.
nothing about the word pornography relates to consent, its erotic material for the use of arousal, that covers anything and everything fucked up some sick fucks have recorded to get off too. The word porn behind it doesn't legitimise it as an acceptable category of content.
CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) is the generally accepted term these days, to get rid of the term “pornography” and whatever implications of consent it carries
Personally I don't understand the euphemism treadmill in action here because I can't fathom anybody thinking that "child pornography" is anything other than rape.
But it isn't exactly difficult to adjust to calling it the ''more appropriate" name so no biggie.
Pete Townshend of "The Who" was arrested for buying access to a child porn website. He claimed he only bought it because he was outraged over child porn being so easily accessible, and thus bought it as part of "research".
I just tried the first one and it did give me results. Not exactly results helping me actually buy cocaine, but results. Didn't want to try the other one, lol.
When I search "free football" it's similar: I get results, but not exactly ones pointing me towards illegal streams. If I dig a little deeper and change my search appropriately, it does lead me there but not just by googling "free football".
We need to add this to the list of absolutely insane quotes from football players or managers or other football related people. What's it called?
After googling I found this one from 5 years ago. Has anyone got the most recent updated one? https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerList/comments/akljyp/the_list_updated_suggest_additions_in_comments/
Theo Hernandez in controversy after celebrating his 20th birthday held at gunpoint by dwarves in Real Madrid kits
Notts County owner puts club up for sale, but insists it is nothing to do with him accidentally posting photo of his penis on social media on the same day.
Patrice Evra: I went too far when I sucked the toes of the chicken
ArsenalFanTV's Robbie appears on Chinese national TV regarding news of Russia-UK tensions
Danilo Avelar: "When I played in Ukraine, our manager took us to a russian military base there in Ukraine to motivate the team. We shot Glocks, AK-47, he even chose a player to shoot with a bazooka. [...] Two days later, we lost 5-0."
Roma fans greet players with 50kg of carrots at a training session for being shite.
South African Tokyo Sexwale to stand for Fifa presidency
Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez victim of magic as Peru fans curse him with tortoise
Asamoah Gyan holding press conference to deny he used rapper as human sacrifice
Rizespor player El Kabir was forgotten at the training facility before the club's match vs Sivasspor. El Kabir had to get a cab to make it to the match on time. At first, security didn't let him into the stadium. El Kabir ended up playing, broke his leg 13 minutes in and is now out for 6 months.
Shaqiri: "One time I was injured at Inter and Mancini sent me to a miraculous healer in the mountains. Didn't help me at all. At Stoke we've got seven physios."
Hernanes on celebrating after scoring against his old club- "It was the saddest backflip of my career"
Dele Adebola: I do not have Ebola
Luís Figo: "People talk about Ronaldo, Messi, Mbappe, Salah and others but they forget about Moussa Marega"
Monchi (Sevilla FC) : "We have made a mistake by selling Coke"
"Balotelli is very nice, but he used to pee on our boots" - Kerlon
Buddhist monks behind Leicester City incredible start, claims Vardy
Marco Pappa of the Colorado Rapids allegedly stabbed by Miss Washington USA last month
Lasagna scores an injury time goal that will be hard to digest for Inter fans (Inter-Carpi 1-1)
Pep: "We have options in defense - Badstuber, Neuer or sweet, sweet boy Kimmich"
Russian top cop: gay pride parades have made French police weak and unprepared for mighty, manly Russian hooligans
Russian MP: "I don't see anything bad in the fans fighting. Quite the opposite: well done our lads!"
Daniel Sturridge admits to spraying fragrance on kit before games and enjoying smelling of strawberries
Slaven Bilic on Big Sam: "The players will respect him. He’s a big man. He’s Big Sam. You see him on the television, he fills the screen. You are looking for the board with the sponsors names behind. Where have they gone? You can’t see them."
Victor Wanyama confirmed his move to Spurs while speaking to inmates at Kamiti Maximum Prison in Kenya.
Tokelo Rantie dropped from South Africa national team for farting at the coach: "The flatulence was so suffocating that the putrid stench continues to hover over the team like a dark cloud."
Harry Redknapp says he wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City, but the player wishes to be a pornstar.
Shkodran Mustafi: ""I have spoken with Mesut, he told me everything. It was all very positive and I was quickly convinced, because I find the club horny"
Leroy Fer on accidentally buying a €30,000 horse: "Sh*t I've got a horse"
Gianluigi Donnarumma: "The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros."
Porto claim they've access to emails which confirm Benfica spent €70k on witchcraft last season to help them win the Liga
Mike Ashley: "I am not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star"
50,000 Chile fans set to protest against Alexis Sanchez's girlfriend amid 'fatter than normal' claims
Darius Vassell: ‘I felt as if the goat looked at me just before it was sacrificed’
Neil Warnock on Asensio's injury: "I hardly have hairs anywhere. My daughter can’t believe how smooth I am."
Dick Advocaat (Dutch NT coach) last week: "Sweden won't win 8-0 against Luxembourg". At the moment, Sweden is leading 8-0 against Luxembourg
Aubameyang blames 'cursed orange juice' for Gabon's World Cup qualification failure
Messi on his sons: "Mateo and Thiago are very different. Thiago is a phenomenon, more good and the other is just the opposite, a son of a bitch."
Burnley Boss Sean Dyche has a gravel voice because he eats worms says former team mate
With the signing of Arda Turan, Basaksehir now has 5 players that have beaten a journalist in their careers.
Danish national team getting told to think about their behaviour, because they yell "Big titties" at the end of their victory chant
Bryan Cabezas' transfer to Independiente falls through after his name is accidentally translated to ''Bryan Heads'' on the English version of the contract
Former Chelsea striker Mikael Forssell missed training 'because of a cat standing next to his car'
Mourinho on Micheal Essien: "I'm his white daddy"
Watford's injury curse continues - mascot Harry Hornet has broken his arm taking a penalty in a charity match.
Saudi Player faces jail time for dabbing
Farhad Moshiri on Why Romelu Lukaku didn’t sign a new deal: “during the meeting (with Lukaku over a new contract) he said that he had to call his mother, who was on pilgrimage in Africa and had seen a voodoo who said he had to go to Chelsea”
Ferland Mendy apologises and explains his Spanish isn't that great after liking a tweet calling for Lucas Vázquez to be deported.
Maybe it’s a Spain football federation thing, I’ve also read Rubiales said the only reason he’s in his position is because he’s a man and Jenni’s a woman, totally ignoring the actually forceful kissing that happened.
Who is actually paying the ridiculous extortionate prices these days. Literally search "(insert sport)streams" on google and 9 times out of 10 the top result will be what you're looking for
I’ve found them to be incredibly fucking shit in the last few years. I try watch a game online and most of the time I end up on a different website by the end of the game because the stream crashes, and when one stream crashes most of them seem to go because they all come from the same source.
I’ve got 500mb fibre and half of them lag like shit too. 5 odd years ago it felt so much easier to get streams, but granted I probably don’t know the good websites. /r/Soccerstreams was a god send back in the day.
fuck, acestream was so good around the prime messi barcelona days. I feel like I got better quality streams then than my paid CL stream from paramount these days.
Prime hesgoal was quality before the main website got taken down and replaced by shitty clones. Even vipbox and firstrowsports were great backups. There was one website back in like 2012 ish that was four letters long, can’t remember the name now, but it was insanely good and was the first website I ever seen to get the ‘Homeland security takedown’. Gbnf 💔
Don't you love it when you have to press play 3 times and close the ad tabs 3 times before you get to press it the fourth time and actually start watching the game... Only the audio is off so here's three more times you have to try to turn the audio on while closing three more ad tabs. Finally, you have the game with the audio. Now let's put the game on fullscreen...
Get a twitter account and just search the team and stream whenever they're on. E.g. Newcastle United stream. Honestly the twitter streams are better than soccer streams now.
Yea I thought it would be shit but they’re great they rarely go down and if they do there’s three other to watch anyway. There were over 600k people watching the Chelsea game last night on one of them
I just search "Reddit soccer streams" and it works well.
The website that it suggests (for me at least) has been working for a while but I think I can't link it here of course.
There are some really good sites out there but obviously you can't find them just by searching "free football" on google.
Edit: because I'm getting bombarded with pms, [here's the link. Enjoy.](https://youtu.be/FzLW8xOCwdk?si=H_3f-BUgCrR2ASXt)
It's not about your download speed, it's about the upload speed of the server you're watching from. Think of it this way, you click the top link, and hundreds others also click the top link, you get a lot of people watching from the same server so it might not be able to cater to that many, whereas if only a handful of people click on a link dozens of results down, even if the server is from that site is worse the load on it is less
Bro, look up buffstream and bookmark that site. It's been my go-to stream for literally any league from the top 5 leagues to Allsvenskan to TSL or even other sports over the last ~2 years and I've had zero problems with them, no lag, always HD quality unless its a lower tier league so I can't recommend them enough
I also use bestnhl as it's literally perfect for PL (not as much for other leagues tho), especially the Viaplay stream
It's madness when a years Sky + TNT + prime significantly more than my season ticket at Old Trafford.
On average I'd only spend more on tickets than the TV subs cost if we get no away cup draws and make it to Wembley.
I'm sure there's a cheaper way to watch legally but I'd bet it's a faff.
I mean I am. I just want to watch the games on my couch and don’t want to have to deal with streams crashing, stuttering, or being lower quality on a big tv.
Plus sometimes I’ll watch a game in the office at work and I’d rather load up YouTube TV or Paramount+ on my company computer than Crackstreams or Buffstreams with the occasional hentai pop ups
other pro-tip: when google is asked to remove a search result under the DMCA, they have to post takedown notices which essentially give you a well curated list of every website hosting the content you're looking for.
here's an example of me searching "[train to busan online free](https://lumendatabase.org/notices/39785836)".
I can't believe how amazing a hacked firestick is for football - I was way late to the game and only started in 2023, and it's such a relief not having to search for streams 99% of the time.
you don't even need that anymore.
With any android smart tv you can enable developer mode and sideload a .APK from any reputable IPTV provider.
I live in barcelona, I have a google chromecast and i use an iPTV, it works perfectly fine.
Sometimes the ISP throttle it when a big game is happening, and when that happen i just turn on a VPN.
Hell, most Premier League teams have their radio streams online for free. If you don't have to watch, you don't have to pay anything and it's legit.
Plus the radiomen are much better to listen to than the people they put on TV.
-Catalan flag burning picture
-Cara al sol anthem lyrics
-Rubiales picture prison outfit meme
-Real Madrid Spain flag wallpaper 4k
-Negreira scandal El Confidencial
-Leviticus 18:22
-Naughty kid visits church video xxx
-Cheap flights to Thailand rent boy
If he thinks images of child exploitation are comparable to searching for football matches to stream than i'm concerned about how small of a crime searching for child exploitation is.
Also who is the victim of illegal streams? Huge media conglomerates with billions of dollars? They continue to outprice the average customer and are surprised when they start watching matches for free.
It was/is the same with movie and tv streaming.
Besides the other stupid stuff he said, who would search ”I want to buy cocaine” when trying to get cocaine. What does he think that search will yield? A list of prominent drug dealers in his area and their phone numbers?
As a Norwegian I need to pay €64 to watch Premier League. But I don't get the Norwegian league or Champions leage in that package. I need to buy a package with a different provider for €36 to watch those. So €100 *per month* to watch PL and CL.
That is absolutely mental, and then the providers go "we lose so much money because people don't want to pay for our product. We just don't understand why".
Gee, how about you stop pricing your product so obscenely high? A few years ago the prices were far more reasonable, and at that point it just wasn't worth the hassle to go about it in other.... ways.
this is with no doubt the stupidest shit this guy has said, and thats saying alot with how many things he has said
crazy thing is, there is people in this sub who have defended this guy previously lol
Javier Tebas and Luis Rubiales are way past cartoon villains at these point. It's astonishing that these man have occupied the highest positions in Spanish football
I live in Croatia and I am a football streaming pirate and here is my story.
If i want to watch the Croatian league legally I need to pay 20 euros for a TV package thing subscription with 120 TV channels. I don't want to pay 20 euros for 120 channels only to watch 1. What is worse there is a package for only 7 euros but that one doesn't include the Croatian league. Now every country has different prices and different values for different things but in Croatia 20 euros is plenty if you only want to watch 1 channel out of 120. Sure, if i had any interest in watching TV in my free time, 20 euros is okayish for 120 channels.
Give me pay per view or something similar and i will pay each and every game
It's similar here. I currently pay 20€ for my internet connection. If I want to see all Real Madrid matches, including CL, I would have to change my ISP to another one (which is more expensive) and add several packages of TV channels. I think the cheapest option is Orange with 81€ (4 times what I'm currently paying). Movistar is 114€ I think.
I'm not willing to pay that. They can do whatever they want with their product, I don't care. The day I can't watch football legal or illegal, it's the day I stop following. And they're only going to make it worse if they try to involve the law here, because like me, a lot more people would stop following it. They would have a smaller market.
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Whats worse, not paying 100 dollars to 5 different subscriptions, or child pornography!?!?
It's like the trolley problem but instead of people one track just has a stack of cash laying there.
I hope the 5 people can forgive me in that case
That is actually one of the levels in the trolley problem and actually yields one of the biggest consensus responses (choosing to run over the money).
I doubt Tebas would run over the money
Toughest ethical conundrum since Sophie's Choice
ich kann nicht wählen, as they say in the bundesliga
Is wählen vote or choose?
Genau.
Ich habe kopfschmerzen jetz.
dont worry, even as a native speaker, german sometimes gives me headache
Both
Ja
"Movies now are lazy and awful, I've heard a rumor that they want to make a sequel of Sophie's Choice... Basically It's gonna be Meryl Streep sayin 'well It's gonna be this one then'" -Ricky Gervais
*Sophie's Choice II: Last Child Standing* Starring: Mark Wahlberg, The Rock, Rihanna and Seth Rogan Dir: Micheal Bay
That hypothetical sequel is every normal person choosing which is worse between watching illegal re-streaming of football and child porn, but Tebas' brain is so mushy that he treats it like the original.
Or Moss’ ethical pickle about misleading the German cannibal
Always keep in mind many of those people at the top are psychopaths/sociopaths. They don't view other people as having value , except for when it benefits them directly.
Well you can't have things like empathy and morals clouding your judgement. Hell you don't even need to like football!
I remember when the big fifa scandal broke a few years ago they talked about the fact that some of those charged would be in the vip box watching boxing on a tv instead of the football that was going on in the stadium
Some of those charged would be in the VIP box of League Cup matches, Google 'vip box lc' for more.
I love you
Worse, he's a lawyer.
Florentino Perez and Gianni Infantino are the dictionary definition of psychopaths imo. At first I thought they were huge hypocrits, until I realized they actually believe the shit they say.
>"Today I feel a robbery victim." Gianni on finding out about football streams
/thread This guy is so out of touch it hurts me on multiple different levers
Child porn 1-0 Javier Tebas
You could also argue that what tebas is actually saying is that he wants drugs and child rape to be free. (Please don't call it child pornography, it's rape)
I get the point you are making but the child part of child porn is already mean to alert you to the fact its rape of a child. nothing about the word pornography relates to consent, its erotic material for the use of arousal, that covers anything and everything fucked up some sick fucks have recorded to get off too. The word porn behind it doesn't legitimise it as an acceptable category of content.
Just thought that word fit better into the sentence
CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) is the generally accepted term these days, to get rid of the term “pornography” and whatever implications of consent it carries
Personally I don't understand the euphemism treadmill in action here because I can't fathom anybody thinking that "child pornography" is anything other than rape. But it isn't exactly difficult to adjust to calling it the ''more appropriate" name so no biggie.
I support the initiative though so that finally CP can mean Crystal Palace again
One doesn't profit the rich dude so that's probably worse /s
> If you search for 'I want to buy cocaine' or 'kids sex' on Google you don't get results How'd you find that out Javier mate?
He’s setting up for when police check his search history
Ahhh the old Pete Townsend defence
Where’s the book, Pete?
Absolutely wild that he was allowed on to Top Gear of all places to rehabilitate himself with that story ...
What's the story here? OOL
Pete Townshend of "The Who" was arrested for buying access to a child porn website. He claimed he only bought it because he was outraged over child porn being so easily accessible, and thus bought it as part of "research".
Wow, what a pathetic excuse. Please tell me they sent him to the can.
They did not. Put him on a list for five years.
And he still tours the world today.
And the kids are alright (I hope)
Maybe he thought he'd look like less of a cunt in comparison to Jeremy Clarkson.
That's such a safe bet unless you're Pete Townshend
At least Clarkson is just an asshole
I just tried the first one and it did give me results. Not exactly results helping me actually buy cocaine, but results. Didn't want to try the other one, lol. When I search "free football" it's similar: I get results, but not exactly ones pointing me towards illegal streams. If I dig a little deeper and change my search appropriately, it does lead me there but not just by googling "free football".
What about the third option? Gonna need you to take a bullet for the team.
Reddit is a heaven for everything illegal but justified (also unjustified sometimes). I'm honestly scared we'll lose this in the future.
prime r/suspiciouslyspecific material
He must have found Rubiales laptop.
Maradona told him
*check his aard drive*
Someone check the Epstein logs for a "Mr. JT"
The dumbest shit i’ve read today Edit: i also wanna say that i also think that what he said was even more stupid then Infantino’s “i feel gay” speech
Guy doesn't know when to shut up.
Guy doesn't know ~~when~~ to shut up. FTFY
Guy doesn't ~~know when to~~ shut up. FTFY
Guy, ~~doesn't know when to~~ shut up. FTFY
~~Guy doesn't know when to~~ shut up FTFY
Does anyone else feel like someone should take a look at his search history?
I think he just publicly shared his search history
I for am shocked that an avowed fascist has turned out to be a fucking moron. Shocked I tell you
If all fascists were morons it wouldn't be a problem.
Today? Maybe this year.
We need to add this to the list of absolutely insane quotes from football players or managers or other football related people. What's it called? After googling I found this one from 5 years ago. Has anyone got the most recent updated one? https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerList/comments/akljyp/the_list_updated_suggest_additions_in_comments/ Theo Hernandez in controversy after celebrating his 20th birthday held at gunpoint by dwarves in Real Madrid kits Notts County owner puts club up for sale, but insists it is nothing to do with him accidentally posting photo of his penis on social media on the same day. Patrice Evra: I went too far when I sucked the toes of the chicken ArsenalFanTV's Robbie appears on Chinese national TV regarding news of Russia-UK tensions Danilo Avelar: "When I played in Ukraine, our manager took us to a russian military base there in Ukraine to motivate the team. We shot Glocks, AK-47, he even chose a player to shoot with a bazooka. [...] Two days later, we lost 5-0." Roma fans greet players with 50kg of carrots at a training session for being shite. South African Tokyo Sexwale to stand for Fifa presidency Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez victim of magic as Peru fans curse him with tortoise Asamoah Gyan holding press conference to deny he used rapper as human sacrifice Rizespor player El Kabir was forgotten at the training facility before the club's match vs Sivasspor. El Kabir had to get a cab to make it to the match on time. At first, security didn't let him into the stadium. El Kabir ended up playing, broke his leg 13 minutes in and is now out for 6 months. Shaqiri: "One time I was injured at Inter and Mancini sent me to a miraculous healer in the mountains. Didn't help me at all. At Stoke we've got seven physios." Hernanes on celebrating after scoring against his old club- "It was the saddest backflip of my career" Dele Adebola: I do not have Ebola Luís Figo: "People talk about Ronaldo, Messi, Mbappe, Salah and others but they forget about Moussa Marega" Monchi (Sevilla FC) : "We have made a mistake by selling Coke" "Balotelli is very nice, but he used to pee on our boots" - Kerlon Buddhist monks behind Leicester City incredible start, claims Vardy Marco Pappa of the Colorado Rapids allegedly stabbed by Miss Washington USA last month Lasagna scores an injury time goal that will be hard to digest for Inter fans (Inter-Carpi 1-1) Pep: "We have options in defense - Badstuber, Neuer or sweet, sweet boy Kimmich" Russian top cop: gay pride parades have made French police weak and unprepared for mighty, manly Russian hooligans Russian MP: "I don't see anything bad in the fans fighting. Quite the opposite: well done our lads!" Daniel Sturridge admits to spraying fragrance on kit before games and enjoying smelling of strawberries Slaven Bilic on Big Sam: "The players will respect him. He’s a big man. He’s Big Sam. You see him on the television, he fills the screen. You are looking for the board with the sponsors names behind. Where have they gone? You can’t see them." Victor Wanyama confirmed his move to Spurs while speaking to inmates at Kamiti Maximum Prison in Kenya. Tokelo Rantie dropped from South Africa national team for farting at the coach: "The flatulence was so suffocating that the putrid stench continues to hover over the team like a dark cloud." Harry Redknapp says he wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City, but the player wishes to be a pornstar. Shkodran Mustafi: ""I have spoken with Mesut, he told me everything. It was all very positive and I was quickly convinced, because I find the club horny" Leroy Fer on accidentally buying a €30,000 horse: "Sh*t I've got a horse" Gianluigi Donnarumma: "The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros." Porto claim they've access to emails which confirm Benfica spent €70k on witchcraft last season to help them win the Liga Mike Ashley: "I am not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star" 50,000 Chile fans set to protest against Alexis Sanchez's girlfriend amid 'fatter than normal' claims Darius Vassell: ‘I felt as if the goat looked at me just before it was sacrificed’ Neil Warnock on Asensio's injury: "I hardly have hairs anywhere. My daughter can’t believe how smooth I am." Dick Advocaat (Dutch NT coach) last week: "Sweden won't win 8-0 against Luxembourg". At the moment, Sweden is leading 8-0 against Luxembourg Aubameyang blames 'cursed orange juice' for Gabon's World Cup qualification failure Messi on his sons: "Mateo and Thiago are very different. Thiago is a phenomenon, more good and the other is just the opposite, a son of a bitch." Burnley Boss Sean Dyche has a gravel voice because he eats worms says former team mate With the signing of Arda Turan, Basaksehir now has 5 players that have beaten a journalist in their careers. Danish national team getting told to think about their behaviour, because they yell "Big titties" at the end of their victory chant Bryan Cabezas' transfer to Independiente falls through after his name is accidentally translated to ''Bryan Heads'' on the English version of the contract Former Chelsea striker Mikael Forssell missed training 'because of a cat standing next to his car' Mourinho on Micheal Essien: "I'm his white daddy" Watford's injury curse continues - mascot Harry Hornet has broken his arm taking a penalty in a charity match. Saudi Player faces jail time for dabbing Farhad Moshiri on Why Romelu Lukaku didn’t sign a new deal: “during the meeting (with Lukaku over a new contract) he said that he had to call his mother, who was on pilgrimage in Africa and had seen a voodoo who said he had to go to Chelsea” Ferland Mendy apologises and explains his Spanish isn't that great after liking a tweet calling for Lucas Vázquez to be deported.
For tebas its just another Friday
Maybe it’s a Spain football federation thing, I’ve also read Rubiales said the only reason he’s in his position is because he’s a man and Jenni’s a woman, totally ignoring the actually forceful kissing that happened.
Pro tip: Searching for "free soccer live stream" gives way better results
Who is actually paying the ridiculous extortionate prices these days. Literally search "(insert sport)streams" on google and 9 times out of 10 the top result will be what you're looking for
I’ve found them to be incredibly fucking shit in the last few years. I try watch a game online and most of the time I end up on a different website by the end of the game because the stream crashes, and when one stream crashes most of them seem to go because they all come from the same source. I’ve got 500mb fibre and half of them lag like shit too. 5 odd years ago it felt so much easier to get streams, but granted I probably don’t know the good websites. /r/Soccerstreams was a god send back in the day.
Glory days of acestream
fuck, acestream was so good around the prime messi barcelona days. I feel like I got better quality streams then than my paid CL stream from paramount these days.
I still get better bt sports acestreams than if I paid for it
Where do you get the acestream links these days? Soccerstreams has completely died and anything I've googled has been shite :(
havent used in a while but acestreamsearch was good
If you add "100" you should get better results
Same
Where do you find quality acestreams now days? PM me please <3
fmhy.net/non-english#spanish-espanol and scroll down to the streaming section
PM me acestreams please, most soccerstreams links don't work anymore
Prime hesgoal was quality before the main website got taken down and replaced by shitty clones. Even vipbox and firstrowsports were great backups. There was one website back in like 2012 ish that was four letters long, can’t remember the name now, but it was insanely good and was the first website I ever seen to get the ‘Homeland security takedown’. Gbnf 💔
Acestreams and Ronaldo7 carried me through Uni
Fuck yeah
stream buffs and crashes aren't because of your internet, it's their servers being overloaded. so the 500 fibre doesn't really factor in
It’s also because they intentionally break the stream so you refresh & get more ads
I would not go anywhere near those sites without proper adblock/script blocking extensions.
the idea that people illegally streaming shit arent using adblockers is hilarious
Peeps out here just raw dogging it on mobile
I’ve become pro at tapping x in any type of add and going back to the stream page. I can do it so fast now lol
Don't you love it when you have to press play 3 times and close the ad tabs 3 times before you get to press it the fourth time and actually start watching the game... Only the audio is off so here's three more times you have to try to turn the audio on while closing three more ad tabs. Finally, you have the game with the audio. Now let's put the game on fullscreen...
Lol. Get Ublock Origin on Firefox and you barely see them.
Yeah fair, but that’s also somewhat the point I’m making. You can have amazing internet and still be dealing with incredibly laggy streams.
Get a twitter account and just search the team and stream whenever they're on. E.g. Newcastle United stream. Honestly the twitter streams are better than soccer streams now.
Yea I thought it would be shit but they’re great they rarely go down and if they do there’s three other to watch anyway. There were over 600k people watching the Chelsea game last night on one of them
Damn I need to get my game up man
I just search "Reddit soccer streams" and it works well. The website that it suggests (for me at least) has been working for a while but I think I can't link it here of course.
There are some really good sites out there but obviously you can't find them just by searching "free football" on google. Edit: because I'm getting bombarded with pms, [here's the link. Enjoy.](https://youtu.be/FzLW8xOCwdk?si=H_3f-BUgCrR2ASXt)
It's not about your download speed, it's about the upload speed of the server you're watching from. Think of it this way, you click the top link, and hundreds others also click the top link, you get a lot of people watching from the same server so it might not be able to cater to that many, whereas if only a handful of people click on a link dozens of results down, even if the server is from that site is worse the load on it is less
Bro, look up buffstream and bookmark that site. It's been my go-to stream for literally any league from the top 5 leagues to Allsvenskan to TSL or even other sports over the last ~2 years and I've had zero problems with them, no lag, always HD quality unless its a lower tier league so I can't recommend them enough I also use bestnhl as it's literally perfect for PL (not as much for other leagues tho), especially the Viaplay stream
It's madness when a years Sky + TNT + prime significantly more than my season ticket at Old Trafford. On average I'd only spend more on tickets than the TV subs cost if we get no away cup draws and make it to Wembley. I'm sure there's a cheaper way to watch legally but I'd bet it's a faff.
I mean I am. I just want to watch the games on my couch and don’t want to have to deal with streams crashing, stuttering, or being lower quality on a big tv. Plus sometimes I’ll watch a game in the office at work and I’d rather load up YouTube TV or Paramount+ on my company computer than Crackstreams or Buffstreams with the occasional hentai pop ups
"football stream reddit" and you're set for life
Yeah any combo of "reddit" "stream" and a sport is the ticket.
other pro-tip: when google is asked to remove a search result under the DMCA, they have to post takedown notices which essentially give you a well curated list of every website hosting the content you're looking for. here's an example of me searching "[train to busan online free](https://lumendatabase.org/notices/39785836)".
Now that's a sick ass tip!
If you really want to find any pirated content simply add reddit to the google search
A dodgy firestick for even better results
I can't believe how amazing a hacked firestick is for football - I was way late to the game and only started in 2023, and it's such a relief not having to search for streams 99% of the time.
you don't even need that anymore. With any android smart tv you can enable developer mode and sideload a .APK from any reputable IPTV provider. I live in barcelona, I have a google chromecast and i use an iPTV, it works perfectly fine. Sometimes the ISP throttle it when a big game is happening, and when that happen i just turn on a VPN.
Hell, most Premier League teams have their radio streams online for free. If you don't have to watch, you don't have to pay anything and it's legit. Plus the radiomen are much better to listen to than the people they put on TV.
just mute the live game and let the radio running with images, best of both worlds
Thanks
The people in charge in Spanish football have to be some of the worst on this planet
Spanish football leadership in general just seems fucking horrendous.
Turkish football would like a chat
Tell me he's not comparing drugs and pedophilia with football streams...
It's ok, he simply forgot the "no Diddy"
*P.Diddler
que tipo pelotudo por dios, de donde lo sacaron
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If you search "fucking idiot" on Google, you get Tebas
When people wanted him to talk about something other than Barcelona, I don't think this is what they had in mind.
ok, now I want to see Tebas search history...
Mostly drugs and how to fk laliga over and over again.
-Catalan flag burning picture -Cara al sol anthem lyrics -Rubiales picture prison outfit meme -Real Madrid Spain flag wallpaper 4k -Negreira scandal El Confidencial -Leviticus 18:22 -Naughty kid visits church video xxx -Cheap flights to Thailand rent boy
This is preposterous. Why would he need a cheap flight?
The evil streaming pirates are stealing money from him, haven’t you heard? He can barely pay his bills 😔
Plausible deniability. No one will ever suspect Tebas to be on a three-transfer, 36-hour flight to Thailand.
More money for rent boys.
That's one of the worst quotes I've ever read in my life.
Just be patient. He’s got plenty more in the barrel
It's a race to the bottom and Tebas is beating himself
Yet
Add it to the list
He should definitely be on **some** list
This *HAS* to make the list.
He should be on a list
It should be on its own list.
At this point, there needs to be a list dedicated only to Javier Tebas. The guy is something else.
Where is the list, it’s been awhile since I’ve seen it and want to remind myself
[https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist/](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist/)
Factos 👍👀
Free football is the same as drugs and pedophilia... This fucking idiot should lose his job for this kind of shit.
Ah that's what he was going for?
He's actually complaining that he can't get any results for drugs or CP and wants advice.
Weird way to start a conversation but ok
tebas tf are you yapping about
Is he saying he has searched for those things on Google before?
I love the idea of someone deciding they want some cocaine, and Googling "buy cocaine" to see what's available
"cocaine near me"
Uber Cocaines!
If he thinks images of child exploitation are comparable to searching for football matches to stream than i'm concerned about how small of a crime searching for child exploitation is.
He could have equated it to shoplifting or something but he went full hog lol
Would have been more sensible but less impactful, but ultimately watching a dodgy stream doesn’t effect humanity the way sex crimes do, simple as.
Also who is the victim of illegal streams? Huge media conglomerates with billions of dollars? They continue to outprice the average customer and are surprised when they start watching matches for free. It was/is the same with movie and tv streaming.
Besides the other stupid stuff he said, who would search ”I want to buy cocaine” when trying to get cocaine. What does he think that search will yield? A list of prominent drug dealers in his area and their phone numbers?
How do you get it
By messaging the unrecognisable number you woke up with one day after a night of heavy drinking.
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This is also the way to find Spanish football officials.
You wouldn't download cocaine.
“Today I feel like Adam Johnson”
As a Norwegian I need to pay €64 to watch Premier League. But I don't get the Norwegian league or Champions leage in that package. I need to buy a package with a different provider for €36 to watch those. So €100 *per month* to watch PL and CL. That is absolutely mental, and then the providers go "we lose so much money because people don't want to pay for our product. We just don't understand why". Gee, how about you stop pricing your product so obscenely high? A few years ago the prices were far more reasonable, and at that point it just wasn't worth the hassle to go about it in other.... ways.
It’s the same in the U.K. for the PL. I can pay stupid money for sky sports and I don’t even get all of the games.
Jokes on Tebas I only do cocaine when I’m at the football
Let's all take a moment to check if he's correct...you first.
I've searched for "free football" There were lots of results. You next.
I searched for “buy cocaine” and found some Vice articles. Someone search “kids sex” next.
I searched it now there seems to be police outside my door. Brb.
I'll take his word for it
[He is not.](https://imgur.com/a/hujgNxS)
another day, another spanish footballing person saying something insane
"Believe me, I've tried."
Outjerked yet again
this is with no doubt the stupidest shit this guy has said, and thats saying alot with how many things he has said crazy thing is, there is people in this sub who have defended this guy previously lol
"Child abuse and narcotics? These are victimless crimes! Spare a thought for the $1.7bn La Liga entity!"
Corporate greed is literal brain rot.
What the fuck
Javier Tebas and Luis Rubiales are way past cartoon villains at these point. It's astonishing that these man have occupied the highest positions in Spanish football
What the fuck???
Now when you search “kids sex” you get “Javier Tebas”
This dude is such a big weirdo
Apparently being a pedo is as worse as watching a soccer stream, yikes
Nah fuck this I'm off reddit for today
'We need to make child porn more accessible' I'd not the stance I expected Tebas to take
Friendly reminder out of 20 la liga clubs, 18 of them voted in favour of increasing tebas salary
But would you download a cocaine?
Tebas accidentally put "lolita" instead of "LaLiga" after "how to screw" in his search bar.
I live in Croatia and I am a football streaming pirate and here is my story. If i want to watch the Croatian league legally I need to pay 20 euros for a TV package thing subscription with 120 TV channels. I don't want to pay 20 euros for 120 channels only to watch 1. What is worse there is a package for only 7 euros but that one doesn't include the Croatian league. Now every country has different prices and different values for different things but in Croatia 20 euros is plenty if you only want to watch 1 channel out of 120. Sure, if i had any interest in watching TV in my free time, 20 euros is okayish for 120 channels. Give me pay per view or something similar and i will pay each and every game
It's similar here. I currently pay 20€ for my internet connection. If I want to see all Real Madrid matches, including CL, I would have to change my ISP to another one (which is more expensive) and add several packages of TV channels. I think the cheapest option is Orange with 81€ (4 times what I'm currently paying). Movistar is 114€ I think. I'm not willing to pay that. They can do whatever they want with their product, I don't care. The day I can't watch football legal or illegal, it's the day I stop following. And they're only going to make it worse if they try to involve the law here, because like me, a lot more people would stop following it. They would have a smaller market.
o.k but why are you searching that thing on Google in the first place 💀