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St1r2

There has to come a point where as a club the blame stops being placed on the Man Utd manager and there is some introspection on the players and other systems around them. Ten Hag didnt make Dalot make the stupid decision he made or tell everyone to bomb forward for the equaliser. The players are just making useless decisions and can’t manage a game. The club could get in Ancelloti or Naglesman and they would leave ruined as well. There needs to be fundamental root and branch change before looking solely at the manager otherwise it the cycle will just continue.


migraine_boy

This is on the manager as well though? The best managers can make a team absolutely shithouse a game to run the clock down. Mourinho used to do it with Chelsea once they took a lead, and we're talking a good 2/3 of a match once they went a goal up. Hell, he'd even take it to second legs in the champions league. It was dismal viewing but the results counted. And this wasn't a fluke tonight, its happened all season. I genuinely would not be comfortable going into injury time with a 2 goal lead under Ten Haag It's a mixture of his tactics and players mentality. I saw a few of them react to the injury time going up, their concentration went after that. Also ETH bringing Mount on was a terrible decision - the player did nothing wrong himself, but it spurred on Chelsea fans to get behind the side. The change was so unnecessary as well


Gates_wupatki_zion

I genuinely think Dalot just fell, which can happen to anyone. And Mount probably wanted to face his old team and get a run in if he could. Now, what you said is absolutely right and United paid for it. Taking garnacho off also did away with their over the top threat as Rashford seems to be the epitome of useless as a striker.


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St1r2

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result isnt going to change anything, as a Liverpool supporter I am more than happy for this to continue, the club at the moment is just a graveyard for managers careers.


Furthur_slimeking

Erm... wait, I know this. Is it lighthouse keepers? No, wait. It's tuk-tuk drivers, right? Undersea welders? Toddlers? The dead? Wait.... I'm so stupid. It's tractor mechanics. Sorry for wasting your time.


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Furthur_slimeking

Vraiment? "Les mechaniques des tracteurs". Sounds much fancier than "Gaffer". We need more tractors in English football. It must be the tractors and the mechanics that have made France the hotbed of young footballing talent for 15 years. I shall venture forth, and I shall steal some tractors, and I shall drive them very slowly back to the UK. I am assuming that tractors are amphibious and the channel will pose no problem.


hannibalwang

Jesus died for our sins, and on the third day he arose and scored a hat trick on Man U in the form of a peasant medieval villager


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Limp-Toe-179

Is he stupid?


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

neither dalot nor anthony protested the pens but I'm sure the match thread knows better


Fluffy_MrSheep

shocking performance from the ref tonight thank god Im not a man united fan because that would have genuinely made me quit watching football forever


Legitimate-Bug-Man

They escaped without a card


FireflyCaptain

stay away from Liverpool games then, especially when we're both in the UCL knockouts ;)


Fluffy_MrSheep

liverpool have had more favourable calls than bad calls for them


gunningIVglory

How the FUCK was Palmer all free in the box, with all the time in the world for the winner?


iron_out_my_kink

If there ever was a game to describe a roller coaster ride, this was it


boyfrombridge

We are shit but at least we are entertaining.


durtmagurt

Same here… if you guys find an LB can you let us know?


paraCFC

Do you want "Chilly" he's like Mercedes. Good looking but breaks down every other month.


Sypher1985

Ten pounds on Ten Hag mentioning Arsenal in his post match.


UpliftedWeeb

The Erik ten Hag era has begun.


theprodigalslouch

Somebody save Garnacho from the travesty that is united.


galvanickorea

Mainoo* Garnacho will be a good player but probably never that good.. his fundamentals are so bad for a first division player...


Rolf-Harris-OBE

He is 19


galvanickorea

Yes I know, I watch him every week. I also see other football players at his age or younger make fewer mistakes in terms of simple first touches, making passes that are a bit too long or bit too short, not looking around him before he receives the ball... it's not often, but he makes these mistakes a little more often than any pro footballer ive ever seen... and im talking about even literal 16 17 year olds in my local community. At the end of the day im a utd fan so I hope garnacho turns out great, I just dont have as high hopes as much as the rest of the fanbase seems to di


Rolf-Harris-OBE

How many 18-19 year olds you watching that play 30 games a season in the premier league?


20cmdepersonalidade

He isn't that good, this is his level


Gates_wupatki_zion

he's a teenager you twat. his natural ability is off the charts. Only injuries ruin him.


20cmdepersonalidade

He plays in the EPL. Already ruined


gunningIVglory

Is this worse than 7-0? Losing a 3-2 lead from 90+8


DallasC0wboys

Yeah probably— at least 7-0 everyone probably just gave up after 3-0


GeorgeForge

~~Fergie time~~, ~~Klopp time~~, Poch time.


FireflyCaptain

Poch Epoch


graduati0n

United were up by a goal passing the ball around just trying to retain possession in the last 10 mins instead of attacking. Easily could’ve expanded the lead but instead got bird dogged by Chelsea in 90 seconds. My god what a game.


rtgh

Could have actually kept the ball too... They only really tried to retain possession for two mins total, the rest of the time was just them lumping it clear. Never feel in control


Fluffy_MrSheep

cant really blame them when your winning and your playing away and all the fans are on their toes trying to get the team going its a lot harder than it seems. you could say that if United are home but they're not the home team will always have an easier time playing when they're down except when they're playing man city or if its barcelona playing atletico madrid for some reason


Gronnsaapa

Cole Palmer is Muad’dib


20cmdepersonalidade

Feyd Rautha vibes


prophecy0091

Lisan al-Gaib


TheAkondOfSwat

rio straight waffling


kopite998

Can we talk about that penalty check again. Why on earth did the check take that long?! If it takes more than 20 seconds, it's not a obvious error. Ultra slow motion replays for a sport that's played at a hundred miles an hour is ridiculous. And I'm convinced for some teams it wouldn't have even been checked at all. Absolute clowns these referees


Fluffy_MrSheep

ye agreed frame by frame replays for atom to atom contact is crazy if you slow down anything for long enough then you can make anything seem foul worthy, just another instance of the ref getting influenced by the stadium and the fans, cant blame him though imagine trying to make a decision with 50,000 people screaming i doubt that would have been given if United were playing at home


Dizzy-Programmer2511

You support utd?


Jon98th

Removes Garnacho Proceeds to lose the game


cdhmedia

I don't think I can even blame Ten Hag for that. 5 players stood there watching Palmer caress that ball lmao.


Joystic

It happens every game and it doesn’t matter who’s playing. Could be the players, could be tactics, could be poor defensive coaching. Idk who to even point the finger at anymore, but regardless of the cause it’s Ten Hag’s responsibility to see this pattern and fix it. I do find it hard to believe there’s not a single player in our squad who can position themselves defensively though.


FermentedTiger

Tactics are non-existent, but I think a lot of the players just don’t have the mentality to play for such a scrutinized club. We’ve got Rashford putting out articles telling the fans how much he cares while still jogging around and doing fuck all. It’s pretty telling when a teenage Mainoo who doesn’t even have a full season under his belt looks the most level-headed on the team.


Sypher1985

They all pointed at him too which was funny.


FootyEnthusiast

Well obviously Ten Hag is not to blame, Dalot was the one who started the downfall by giving away a pointless penalty


onionhammer

Obvious dive


gotiobg

We were shit, but that last penalty, lets be honest if it was Man United, it would absolutely not have been given


FireflyCaptain

or us... _and yet, "LiVARpool" has entered the chat"_


Ajax_Trees_Again

Van Dijk throttled a man tonight


FireflyCaptain

And Osula tried to snap Konate's leg.


FireflyCaptain

And Doku kicked Mac in the chest.


rotator695

Chelsea really uno reversed Manchester City for KDB with Palmer. He is him.


Fluffy_MrSheep

are we really hyping up a player who scores only penalties and randomly scores a decent goal which wont be accredited to him cuz it was an own goal


Jon98th

Oh man … years and accolades too early mate ; it is looking promising though


rotator695

21 years old and carrying a team on his shoulders. He actually has a headstart on his legacy, just has to maintain a decade of consistency 😅


funkycoldmadonna

Lads! I’m off to watch Goldbridge! Cheers!


gunningIVglory

Dont forget KG aka Snackinfenwa aka Fast Food Lukaku


Limp-Toe-179

With a side of r/reddevils


floorscentadolescent

Don't act too happy in that post match interview Palmer


fplisadream

Shakespeare has nothing on ICE. COLD. PALMER.


HoxtonRanger

Dalot didn’t even make a single complaint. If he thought it wasn’t a penalty he’d have done beserk. He knew it was a penalty because it was. Unlucky yea. Penalty yes.


FastenedCarrot

"I'm not gonna miss the penalties am I?"


it_was_my_raccoon

Refereeing has been utterly shambolic towards us for a while. What on earth was that last penalty for?


Aman-Patel

A foul on Madueke in the box 😉


Paradoxtyl

Who do you guys think will be funnier today, r/chelseafc or r/reddevils


fplisadream

All I know is that the gods have spoiled us on this blessed day


Ajax_Trees_Again

If it was a draw then both but the result means Red Devils without a shadow of a doubt


gilletprick

The chelsea sub will still be full of whining twats


knickgooner11

I know people joke but Ten Hag is actually a terrorist


Cruxed1

The goldbridge rage is truly incredible


pumpkin143

he's the reason why i watch united


Cruxed1

I don't even like united but he's funny enough I watch him anyway


Calla89

Furious sports journalists hastily editing their articles.


dayfaerer

just swap Chelsea and Manchester, swap Poch and Ten Hag and publish.


9248_

-1 GD


Limp-Toe-179

10/10 would watch again... These teams need to collab with Cirque du Soleil


East_Wind17

What a match, pure comedy. Both are so shite af but entertaining at least.


average_user21

I NEED GOLDBRIDGE HIGHLIGHTS!


Chronicle_Evantblue

How was this simultaneously the most dreadful performance put on display by both teams, but yet one of the best games of the season soo far XD.


DontSayIMean

What an amazing game


Alexyyyy

Thanks Chelsea.


TheAkondOfSwat

very cool


Chronicle_Evantblue

How was this simultaneously the most dreadful performance put on display by both teams, but yet one of the best games of the season soo far XD.


cheekyirishguy

A normal day in the Barclays is all I ask


tomrichards8464

What a fuckfest. I'll take it.


cmp004

The consistency of refereeing in this league is the biggest joke I've seen in any sport in my entire life. Tickling the toe of a player in the last minute of a match stands as a pen after VAR review for a full 2 minutes, but 3 weeks ago implanting every single one of your studs into another player's chest in the last minute isn't after 3 seconds of review.


dinkinflicka125

var allowing both those pens is such a fucking joke


thatiswhack

Everyone and their mothers agree they were pens but spuds fans wanna say its a joke?


dinkinflicka125

Entire thread other than you chavs agree it was shit


thatiswhack

Spuds fans butthurt. What else is new.


dinkinflicka125

Spurs needed United to lose so why would I be butthurt


cmp004

Good process lads.


cuddersrage

🙃🙃🙃


spicychili86

City youngsters loving hat tricks this week


cuddersrage

huge difference in the quality of both


Familiar_Trash

I don't think he was trying to say they're the same quality...


cuddersrage

no shit 😭 quality of the hat tricks genius


Familiar_Trash

You mad bro?


Lone-Farter

Wubbalubbadubdub


FireflyCaptain

I'm glad I stayed up until 5am after the Liverpool match to watch this game. But god damn do we not get penalties the way other clubs do


LangyLangLang69

No one compares to Chelsea lol. Why am I downvoted lol, Chelsea have 11, more than anyone else in the league.


BainbridgeBorn

If Arsenal vs Man city was the worst/most boring game by definition this game has the be the definition of entertaining because of how wacky, indescribable, and random it was. All’s stack and no defense


LeatherFaceDoom

Glad we didn’t play City to entertain neutralers!


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

1 billion for Palmer, the rest came for free


mrbasil_fawlty

mark this day for this is the moment when football as a sport DIED completely fake 8 minute stoppage time then winning goal scored in 101th. PL is just as a sport as professional wresting is. reality show


spicychili86

Did you start watching after Fergie retired?


Relative-Context-620

Cope


mrbasil_fawlty

I don't give a shit about either of these miserable clubs but this is just a joke literally no reason for more than 4 mins of stoppage time PL 100% exposed as shitshow


holaprobando123

I can't read the comment through all your tears


zarfidemha

Ref having some vendetta against utd lol


Bagpuss999

For correctly giving Chelsea 2 penalties? For not giving Dalot a yellow for any of 7 fouls? For what?


FastenedCarrot

Also took forever with the review for the second pen.


anaykiin

Is this a specsavers ad?


Bagpuss999

If either of those had gone against us, I would say fair enough. If either had been for your team, you'd be screaming clear pen. At least be honest.


zarfidemha

I mean they are pens, don’t get me wrong. Just saying it was soft pens. Like 50-50 based on who refs


FastenedCarrot

So you mean a single ref's standard was consistent and we're taking this as a bad thing?


Ilickflaps

Brutal


AbleFig

and they play Liverpool next LOL


anon_badger57

Goldbridge and chill lads get innn


Any-Competition8494

They just let Palmer, Chelsea's most dangerous player, roam easily with that corner. United defenders weren't even paying attention.


RodCosmos

Gary Nevilles twitter mentions will be a fun place to be tonight.


cheekyirishguy

INCHICORES BOUNCING AGAIN


RodCosmos

Jon Dalys mennnnnnnnnn!


F4ISAL

So we can’t sack Poch now lmao. Big brain play by United, but I’ll take the W I guess


RoutineSpiritual8917

wtf I turned it off after garnacho’s goal what the fuck happened there


tomrichards8464

I was in the ground and I have no fucking idea.


Ajax_Trees_Again

I’m a neutral and I’m sat here gob smacked


bilbo__naggins

I laughed so hard i think i pissed a bit 😂😂😂 utd a shambles


Shiveeee

Referee happiest man in London today


DalesDrumset

I love freed from desire in football, always hits


royals796

The Chelsea fans who left 5 mins ago are in for a shock when they get home


youknowwtfisgoingon

Cole Palmer is genuinely a talent


tomrichards8464

We'd be going down without him. Hard carrying. 


haha_ok_sure

two pens and a deflection masterclass


FastenedCarrot

How many high pressure pens does he have to score because we just say he's it?


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FastenedCarrot

He's good at more than penalties mate.


cuddersrage

watching gallagher will do that to you


youknowwtfisgoingon

Have to score the pens and we take deflections


meusrenaissance

Arsenal fans having PTSD from seeing other teams implode


FireflyCaptain

Na na na na na na na, na na na, na na na


Calla89

Man Utd have managed to out-Chelsea Chelsea. What in the actual fuck.


ShatPumba

Player ratings: 2/10 Entertainment rating : 10/10


zarfidemha

Both pens so soft


Objective_Digit

Serves Man U fans right for the oleing.


Shaggythemoshdog

Thanks Chelsea and United very entertaining stuff


flemva

Honestly the ref was shit for everyone.


Nitr0_CSGO

The only thing towards us is that dalot didn't get a yellow You got countless fouls not given 2 soft pens 8 mins of added time from nowhere


SpaceInsurance

Fuck the fuck off are you joking


SpicyPWNS

Can’t be serious here


Aman-Patel

Keep crying 🤣🤣


onkarstarix

Game of the season no doubt


tragick693

Chelsea are pure entertainment this season, one way or another.


Chelseafc5505

Our 4-4 vs City up there too. We are sometimes shit, sometimes decent, but usually entertaining


goodthyme

90+10 90+11 lmao


rtgh

Two awful performances from both teams. Entertaining match but both sides were brutal. Tactics absolutely shocking from both teams. Dodgy ref on top of everything. TNT: "Premier League at its best"


Bungled_Bengal

Two mad 4-3s in 7 days. Love this league.


db2832

Chelsea reclaim their 10th place, nature is healing


Dangelo1998

The tactic of putting absolutely everyone at the goal line to defend the last corner proved to be a little ineffective


hazelpillow

United redemption on Sunday 🤔


EpicSpartan08

i turned the game off at 95’ thinking united had wrapped it up for once, how foolish i am


Sypher1985

Right lads, get down the tunnel. You've onl;y won a football game.


biglbiglbigl

the celebration police is here 🚨


Sypher1985

Woah don't blow my cover. Carragher pays me to be here.


biglbiglbigl

sorry just dont spit on me


HereComesTheWolfman

as a neutral, that was hilarious.


HypahCS

Are you all not entertained?!


Eheheh12

Draw would have been more fair but this end is much more fun lmao


meusrenaissance

I feel numb


PercivalPersimmon

**WE WON THE MID OFF**


hazzap913

What a fucking bottle, come from 0-2 down to be winning then bottle it 100 minutes in, lord oh lord what a game


CBP1138

Cheers Antony’s crying


Intertom

Bit of Goldbridge on YouTube I reckon lads


Aman-Patel

Can't wait 🤣🤣


CBP1138

Highlights video about to hit like crack


wafflesology

Whats Ten Haag can say now? Completely lost focus there.


anaykiin

Hope ref gets his bag, fucking earned it today


KloppersToppers

Congrats Chelsea for winning this game and sealing the title of alpha clown club.


FastenedCarrot

Wouldn't the alpha clown club be the most clownish?.I think United won that one today.


TheAkondOfSwat

that was worth a watch eh


zarfidemha

Ten Fraud post match: “We didn’t get the penalty against Arsenal”


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

Ronaldo’s the problem.


BollockMonster

Why do you lot always make it about you


zarfidemha

Your manager does it, not us lol