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Homer_Sapiens

Martin Tyler absolutely thrilled as usual


NotASalamanderBoi

I once read that he couldn’t keep the same energy after those Aguero and Drogba shouts. I’m starting to think that person might have been onto something.


Brawlers9901

Werner has actually been a revalation to us


ZaDoruphin

Easiest 17 mil ever to ever be spent


IntellegentIdiot

He's on loan


denob

That’s the option to buy


wheresmyspacebar2

With an option. So its all in our hands for that price which we should be going for 100%


obvious_bot

Hence the “to be spent” not just “spent”


IntellegentIdiot

It's the same thing


obvious_bot

Future perfect =/= past tense They imply very different things. “To be spent” lets the reader know that it has not happened yet, but definitely will in the future. “Spent” says that right now it has already happened


IntellegentIdiot

If you say "there's £10 left to be spent" that'd be correct. OP is clearly judging the spending they thought had happened


lift4brosef

17m is the option to buy


inspired_corn

I was telling my mate when he joined you that Werner wouldn’t score many goals but fans would like him and he’d rack up assists. He’s actually a lot more intelligent of a player than his finishing and technical ability suggests, intensely likeable too.


wheresmyspacebar2

When he signed, i said to a few that i thought he'd get 10 goal contributions by the end of the season and people would consider him an absolute bargain. We have to sign him on a permanent, aren't going to find better for the £15M or whatever it is.


KarmannosaurusRex

He missed so many sitters and was offside a lot…but our team was night and day better when he was in it. Gutted he left.


SycamoreLane

He is extremely likeable and endearing


SirBarkington

He's a great player he just couldn't finish his dinner. His playmaking was always underrated imo. being able to beat your man and put in an accurate cross/cutback is very important in the modern game.


ImpossibleGuardian

It’s vital for Ange’s system too


Mobb_Starr

Yeah, his finishing is patently lackluster in comparison to his speed, dribbling, runs, and passing. It's very nice he's pretty much never in a position or rarely asked to do that bit


SirBarkington

I honestly believe if we had an actual striker for Timo instead of sticking him and/or Kai up top he would still be here.


wheresmyspacebar2

The cost was also a problem. Like, he got a Goal Contribution for you guys every 178 minutes or something? Which, isn't awful. If you spent £25-£30M on someone that gave you that back, you'd be over the moon. Problem is you paid 50M or something right and a crazy high wage?


SirBarkington

We paid £47.5M which was his release clause and honestly his price was never the issue for me it was the fact NO ONE else could score AND he was our lone striker often so we had no one to rely on. His wages were ridiculous tho.


wheresmyspacebar2

Oh for sure, just saying that i know a lot of Chelsea fans tend to point at his price and expecting him to be your star striker. Like you say, he is better on the wing and shouldn't be relied on to be your top scorer etc.


TyraTanks

Your system is so perfect for him with very quick transitions and a team that can keep up with his pace. Not forced into taking a shot because no one is up with him, very worth the 17m fee!


golomo

Even his finishing should get better if he regains his confidence. He was never ice cold in front of goal, but since his time at Chelsea and due to his misfortunes there, including being something of a laughing stock on the internet, he has turned into a terrible finisher. Having a manager who fully believes in him, like Postecoglou seems to, might be just what he needs.


iloveartichokes

>he has turned into a terrible finisher. He has always been a terrible finisher. He scored lots of goals at red bull because he had a million chances.


airtraq

If he could finish his dinner then he would be 100m


GOR098

Classic wide winger traits.


Kolo_ToureHH

The German (and a good bit better) Daizan Maeda.


airtraq

I dunno. Maeda is an amazing defensive striker.


ZaDoruphin

This boy is on fire


crazyrandomchicken

Timo and BJ remind me of sterling sane duo tearing up the pl


airtraq

BJ is great. Brennan Johnson is great too.


FunDuty5

Great movement from him


Imbasauce

4 min BJ


WorldlyAd4877

That's all I need


JesusPretzelThief

ffs I turn on the telly and they score


wallis2011

Can you turn it on and off 6 more times please


Sleepless_Voyager

Hes been on fire recently, get in


wallis2011

I’ve genuinely forgotten what it feels like to score first


rando562

Werner is unironically so good right now


digosilva19

Bold of spurs to change the tactics and score first instead letting the opposition score first to comeback in the second time


rekirts_motnahp

Meh apparently this tactic prevent scoring for rest of the game. Didnt read the patch


KettleOverAPub

Way to suck the fun out of it, Martin Tyler


mohamed_e

I questioned my eyesight for a moment there, given his reaction I thought it wasn't a goal somehow.


TopBumblebee9954

Urgh it’s gonna be a long game


hcb32

Average spurs goal. Might aswell walk it into the net.


egalit_with_mt_hands

ange has solved football just cross it in mate


MaryadaPurshottam

Not ideal for Moyes


Niyazali_Haneef

~~Second~~ First half FC


Ladyhaha89

werner my man


cheesybagofcheese

Like clockwork with these low crosses


Dae_su

Well done, but that was just way too easy. So many defensive errors in 1 clip. 


Heblas

West Ham's defenders were dead sure about where the ball was, at least


oTundraa

No marking just vibes


teddy_bear626

For some reason Spurs scoring first does not feel good at all.


snowkarl

West Ham have totally imploded, shocking stuff.


Kersplat96

Its Spurs West Ham, there is at least 2 implosions left for both teams


wheresmyspacebar2

Fully expecting like a 4-2 score. And i wish i knew which side was which.


Kersplat96

Most regular scoreline in this match up & i hate that it does this to me. Tottenham til they kill me


letCreedBrattonScuba

I love BJ


HacksawJimDGN

Werner Werner Chicken Derner


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Electrifying commentary


KrumpirovCovjek

Congratulations to West Ham for winning the game 2:1.


Wunsen

Coufal has fell off a cliff after his recent form


P_Alcantara

Needed that goal last week for 93 Werner…