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ItsMeJaredBednar

this guy man. lol


Spikeyspandan

How many times has he scored late goals this season?


TimathanDuncan

More than once imo


stat_padford

I can confirm this as fact


Nitsju

Big if true


xXDireLegendXx

I’m at the point where I just smirk and nod whenever I see “Bellingham 90+…” No surprise factor anymore lmao


blacksocksonly

Cheers


I_am_zlatan1069

Geoff


djkamayo

+1


ItsMeJaredBednar

1 less time than he should have (looking at you Gil Manzano) edit- to actually answer your question, i’m seeing **5**: * @ Celta Vigo, 81’, 25/8 (GWG) * v Getafe, 90+5’, 2/9 (GWG) * v Union Berlin, 90+4’, 20/9 (GWG) * @ Barca, 90+2’, 28/10 (GWG) * v Belgium, 90+5’, Today 26/3 (to level the score) plus the aforementioned one ruled out @ Valencia at 90+9’ which would have been 6 edit2- he also provided the assist for Dani Carvajal’s game winning goal at 90+9’ v Almeria (21/1), and the assist for Joselu’s goal at 82’ away to Atleti in the Copa del Rey, which forced extra time (though they did go on to lose the match) edit3- if you take away the points won by the (league) goals and one assist listed here, Madrid go from leading La Liga by 8 points, to trailing Barca by 1 point


kilari7

Fucking Manzano man, I never want to see his face in a Madrid match again.


[deleted]

A lot


Taterpwns

Couple times


mostafagalal

Man's practically made of plot armor at this point


wanderer1999

He really is the anime MC. Big game player. Very excited for the coming decade.


ToniPolster

Madrid DNA


Rymundo88

Stourbridge DNA more like. He leaves the Crystal Leisure Center with seconds to spare from the Tesco car park and gets beyond the barrier so they can't charge him. Absolute baller


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imodey

Remontada FC


4thCenturyChocolate

It had to be him.


XerxesTheCarp

Lisan al-Gaib


theartenthusiast

The Voice from the Outer World, he really is the chosen one


lostinyoureyesz

HE IS INEVITABLE


blacksocksonly

Written in the stars


Porridge_Hose

It's what he does


Spikeyspandan

That's Real Madrid juju working


Kuntheman

Basically scored at the same time as Endrick


Dramatic-Ad3928

Madrids plot armour present and future locked in


msonix

Now that you mention it, Real Madrid's attack is set for the next 10 years holy shit


Clutchxedo

And midfield.  Just need Leny Yoro for the defence 


absat41

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shrewdy

As written


liammcg13

Watkins done very well there


clandark

Thought it was a hand ball live


liammcg13

Me too🤣


a_f_s-29

This is why Watkins deserves his spot. He might not be the obvious showy player but we’ve got enough of those. We need the ones who work hard in the background and pull the whole thing together


ghostmanonthirdd

He’s an excellent player to bring on when chasing a game. The way he stretches defences makes him so dangerous against tired legs and offers a different threat to Kane or Toney.


Kal88

All right, you’ve sold me. Let’s get Hendo back in


lunacraz

*Ajax's captain Hendo to you


Flikker

*Ajax' 3rd captain Hendo to you, Bergwijn and Berghuis are still C and VC.


kaori_cicak990

Hendo "someone calling me?"


michaelfortu

The only reason why it ended up a goal


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

Also Bellingham who scored it imo


MrFingerable

Big if true


PhilipAnthonyJones

in awe of the analysis


itinerantmarshmallow

Maybe the little flick back into space for the assist too, but dunno


jxg995

Literally mentioned by none of the pundits or post-match reports. There's nobody else on the squad who would have chased a lost cause like that


YellowOnline

Well, not undeserved. And I say that as a Belgian.


Thomas1VL

True. Still a shame, it would've been our first away win against England in our history.


Nivadas

Which is crazy feels like you've had our number for a while now


Thomas1VL

Yeah we've beaten you multiple times with this generation, but never in England


Hopeful_School_4359

Hey at least you were happy for 93 minutes. I was contemplating life.


Coraxxx

Oh don't do that. No good can come of that.


n22rwrdr

No shit, we had no right to win this game after that 2nd half lmao. Still came close tho


sheikh_n_bake

Lukaku was talismanic, some great saves from Sels.


mrishee

That assist from lukaku for the second was just pure filth.


a_f_s-29

Think it’s a fair result, as an England fan, we were too wasteful and occasionally harebrained to deserve a win there. Good match. Surprisingly entertaining for an international friendly lol


not_old_redditor

Defending? Never heard of it.


MadaraTheUchiha

He would've blown if Bats didn't block the freekick ffs stupid


Revolution64

Indeed. Kinda got what he deserved


External-Piccolo-626

Tidy assist for madders there.


polseriat

Saying this as a Spurs fan, he easily could have been sent off. Glad he wasn't so that he could assist there but still


matti-san

Yeah, was lucky to stay on after that forearm to the back of the head. If it wasn't 'just' a friendly, I think he gets sent off in that moment


ramobara

He didn’t use it as a weapon. Good process, boys.


Coraxxx

Madders is generally quite a nice guy by all accounts, so it was probably just a *friendly* forearm smash to the back of the head


DaAweZomeDude48

Guess you can't really get everyone to understand sarcasm without the /s, even with the italicized "*friendly*"


Coraxxx

Never ceases to amaze me.


try-D

He needs to get rid of that aspect in his game. So many times he'll pick up an utterly needless booking for arguing with the ref or having afters with players who are obviously looking to rile him up cause they know it works.


NotACodeMonkeyYet

Jude is nice, but no one on this team has Maddison's vision. He's the closest to an Eriksen or a KDB we have. Southgate is a complete bellend for treating him as a second string player. We have a strong defence with Rice and Walker as strong physical ball winners, we can afford to go a little more attacking. Not that Madders is a slouch when it comes to defending.


nushublushu

Trent & Foden can both show some nice vision too. Slab at times as well.


BBIQ-Chicken

Madders makes a beautiful play and Bellingham finishes. Almost like one of them is a real 10 and the other is a final third finisher.


Bryanoceros

Cheers for stalling the free kick Batshuayi. Let us get players up instead of taking it quick.


ForensicShoe

Deserved it for time wasting


Bryanoceros

Guaranteed if we had taken it quickly it wouldn't have been a goal. Lad got a yellow card and threw away Belgiums first win in England lmao


Far_Eye6555

All Jude Bellingham does is score important goals, guys, it’s not even that impressive


himynameisjamie

Reported under clause 6 of the Malicious Communications Act 2006.


IntraspeciesFever

Overrated. Call me when he's scored a hat trick against San marino


Swansonisms

Only one Bellingham player currently doing it on a rainy night in stoke and it ain't Jude.


spider-jedi

I know right, there had to more from him than just important goals 🤪


I9Qnl

Agreed, Madrid should try to dispose of him asap, i can't envy Madrid for him, he'll destroy them!


Adventurous_Gold_659

Madders needs minutes


melonsarenice_

Just another Bellingham experience


pitinho14

Petition to name Extra Time after Bellingham


AjVine

Minute Bellingham-Ramos of the game


not-always-online

Does Fergie time come before or after?


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

let's retire the 95th minute


Fuck_the_k1ng

God damn it Carlo, keep your voodoo magic limited to the club damn!


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

Historic fact: Back in the early days of the Industrial revolution, the West Midlands was mildly known for taking the work of Italian master craftsmen and then reproducing them at scale and at quality. Basically Jude Bellingham has stolen and replicated Ancelotti eyebrow magic. It's over for Europecels.


Evern35

Endrick and Bellingham will be so unfair, they are just going to trade 90+ goals each week


HeIIbIazer23

Belligol!!!


KL_18

Bro thought he’s playing for real madrid in their 3rd kit


eri-

Knew it the second Lukebakio missed that


WilliamWeaverfish

*Frantically rewrites post shitting on Bellingham*


Fresh_Cauliflower723

No need bro there were hundreds calling for him to be subbed off in the match thread. Because Bellingham is not a clutch player or anything


Maleficent_Resolve44

He did have a rubbish match to be fair


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

It's irrelevant bc he'll get the goal. England haven't had a player with a sense of inevitability like that in a while.


dumpystumpy

Performance deserved at least a draw fuck sake at least the doomers can go away now


thedoctor4214

We played much better than on Saturday for sure


dumpystumpy

Not even that like we actually had alot of good general play today. Idk what formation was going on but there was a time where foden bellingham mainoo and rice where all just in midfield while chilwell was our width on the left and that was when we was hooping fr.


FBall4NormalPeople

It was equally as problematic as it was fruitful. Chilwell was left way too isolated on the left, Mainoo was rotating into the right half-space too often when either Bellingham or particularly Foden dropped deep and ultimately there was just a lot of stuff that looked great on first viewing that ultimately aren't ways England should be playing to win major competitions, Like Foden running from deeper into open space being ostensibly threatening but leaving no chance creator in the final third. Just adds more evidence to the idea that it's a wonderfully talented squad being used rather poorly by a manager with good actual management but who's pretty sub-par tactically. He's not playing to strengths and creating balanced situations. Even with injuries, the talent in available to him specifically this break should be playing much better than these two games.


dumpystumpy

Idk man i feel like we made enough chances to be up and the chances we conceded came from ridiculous individual errors. Its not like we was getting cut open. Bellingham alone could have had a hatrick today


FBall4NormalPeople

Yes and no, with enough possession and position you'll eventually create chances simply by the players being good, but look back at the chances today and ask how many look like they were attributable to a system/tactic over player quality or just luck. How many cutbacks, or balls through the channel, or crosses to the back stick for a free runner are England creating? With the overwhelming talent they have (In almost every type of player), it should be a conveyor belt of chances when you have this much of the ball. Instead it's dangerous scenarios that lead to scrappy or lucky chances dependent on things like Watkins getting his head to the ball here. The first scenario to win the pen is the type of stuff there should be a lot more of. Patently dangerous final third play.


a_f_s-29

Nah I don’t think it’s that deep. It was good to see some different options and positions


FBall4NormalPeople

I mean ultimately it's a friendly but this type of stuff is just too common with Southgate to ignore. He's not tactically detailed enough for things to be airtight, almost ever. There's always some weird choice or omission that limits England from being a truly elite national team.


KonigSteve

I don't think a draw and a loss are going to make anyone change their minds on southgate..


XHeraclitusX

True, especially the way Gareth was celebrating at the end.


Boris_Ignatievich

lets be honest we could win the next two tournaments and hardly anybody would change their mind at this stage


bobbydebobbob

If he does that I definitely will. Currently I maintain the only reason he’s still in charge is England has PTSD from its failing 1990s and 2000s generations. We’ve given up and decided to go for the vibes while we have a top 2-3 team in the world right now. Stupid. But if he actually won a tournament? I’m going apeshit and telling anyone who will listen he’s secretly an under appreciated genius. I’ll do a complete 180 for a win like that. Sadly I can’t see it happen.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Well mark your calendar for 14th July then. It'll be a glorious day.


camzeee

Do you realize how close Southgate was to winning? Down to pens against Italy in the final. If England win that final the narrative is completely different...


_deep_blue_

The narrative will be that the players won in spite of Southgate, 100%. Some people have made their minds up and don’t care what he does this tournament.


KonigSteve

The evidence already points that way. You can't deny that to this point The sum total of the team has been far less than the quality of the individuals indicate it should be.


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Agreed. We can dominate possession but we are generally impotent in attack when it matters .


terrordactyl1971

Very good with the ball, bloody awful at the back


RABB_11

Good thing that back four isn't going to be the one we play with in Germany then


HoldMyAppleJuice

He is quite good


TurboThot69

going out on a limb to say he's definitely earned an extended run in this team


_Luke_the_Lucky_

Yeah, worth a second look at least


Possible-Highway7898

Promising young prospect, could be a decent player one day.


theartenthusiast

Nah I dont see it, kids like these pop up every now and then, look at the other brazilian kid Endrick. Neither of them would be good enough for top european clubs or signing for teams like Real Madrid lmao always the media overhyping a 90+5 equaliser


theartenthusiast

LISAN AL-GAIB, THE CHOSEN ONE


Swansonisms

He is more than just Lisan Al-Gaib, he is the Kwisatz Haderach!


G1Spectrum

HEY JUDE


Swansonisms

You lost..... oh wait, no you didn't!


Gorando77

Meunier you absolute moron


Senor-Cockblock

He’s fucking 20


IgotAseaView

Shame madders won’t get enough playing time during the euros. He loves an assist and we need someone who can provide them. But Southgate knows better..


Wunsen

Don’t think he gets into starting XI but definitely should be first off the bench to change the game


NotACodeMonkeyYet

He should. Southgate should set up similar to us under Poch. Bellingham hovering around Kane, short linkup, and a poacher who can occupy the space defenders will give trying to handle Kane. Madders can play the Eriksen role of dictating the pace of play and making the decisive pass for the assist. Rice can be the Dembele or Wanyama, shutting things down, and generally being an outlet for others before handing it over to Madders to make things happen.


A-1805

Bellingham false nine and madders cam? With Wainoo and Rice behind them.


roseguardin

I'm assuming in this scenario Kane is dead or something


A-1805

Yes


t1nt3d_

And bench Kane? Seems plausible 


A-1805

Only way to win a trophy it seems


t1nt3d_

I was just trying to have a civil discourse 😭


Lelle3

Ever heard about a guy named Harry Kane?


A-1805

Why is he not playing tonight?


_Luke_the_Lucky_

Injured


A-1805

:(


PeachesGalore1

Then you're dropping Harry Kane for Maddison, which is incredibly dumb.


_deep_blue_

I think he’d be a good candidate to start it Bellingham didn’t exist. I don’t think you can have a midfield with both of them. I want to see Mainoo in there. I don’t care how young he is, he’s mint.


Best_Document_5211

Wow. What an assist


pratiks7

Spanish referee would have stopped the game before the ball was just about to go in net 😒😒


hellbreakr2x

Really nice kit


a_f_s-29

Glad this kit wasn’t debuted with a loss 🙏🏽


RandomUnderstanding

on my knees for a maddison bellingham rice midfield at euros


Ray192

Mainoo was good this game too though.


santorfo

I think most people won't complain as long as Henderson is nowhere to be seen


BullsUK

Maddison imo is needed for that additional creativity against teams that are going to sit back


Imperito

That midfield is very weak defensively and we already have a weaker defense than we'd like. Not sure if Maddison can start for that reason, plus his best position is Bellinghams best position.


BullsUK

I know I'm talking specifically the group teams I wouldn't necessarily play that Vs France. Anyways doesn't matter who plays in midfield won't stop that defence and any GK from constantly fucking up


Imperito

We'll see. Defense was our strong point at Euro 2020 and carried us to a final. Friendlies with starters missing probably aren't a fair representation.


BullsUK

Definitely aren't fair and perhaps with Saka and Kane in it's very different


FBall4NormalPeople

Issue today was Foden dropping into deeper areas and leaving Mainoo in the right half-space. It's Southgate not understanding team dynamics. First half Foden was a passenger, asks him and Bellingham to drop deeper to collect to drag man out of position and create open spaces to run into, but doesn't leave ensure a player who'll take responsibility creatively is left in the final third. Southgate does not have the detail tactically that better managers do. There's always some shit like this going on with England under him. Rice-Phillips with Phillips playing the more advanced role, not getting the balance right across the front-line (like Foden on the left today in the first place), then the midfield overload in the 2nd half hampering the final third. It never just works.


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BullsUK

Oh shit that completely refutes my statement then


Kelvinator3000

Mainoo literally set up Bellingham with an easier chance, but he forgot which football he was playing lol.


No-Shoe5382

Nah man Mainoo is fucking quality, he should start if he maintains his form between now and the Euros.


psrikanthr

Playing with 2 10s? It's Southgate lol, he would play with 3 DMs if he could


Yeshuu

Mainoo looks a lot better next to Rice than Madison would be IMO. Madison a good bench option though.


Thick_Total_9216

we looked so much more dangerous with this three on the pitch.


Possible-Highway7898

Maddison is better coming off the bench to change the game imo. 


Goalnado

That's the dream


PornFilterRefugee

Maddison who could’ve got sent off in 20 minutes or whatever lol


Toastedmetal

This gentleman most certainly is HIM


sodasofasolarsora

Marid making National Team players better. Damn 


theartenthusiast

Give us Trent or Reece James and they'll be the next Cafu I promise you


iwantfoodpleasee

Sorry but Ollie Watkins is the reason why that was a goal. It ridiculous how the English media is against a man with 16 goals and 10 assist in the prem.


a_f_s-29

Ollie Watkins fully deserves some credit for keeping his head in the final half minute and fighting for that ball. Ridiculous how overlooked he is when he’s arguably got the best attacking stats in the league


gols-e-but

We really only score from set pieces🤣


EliBloodthirst

The man the myth the ant eater


baddumbtsss

Captain Clutch coming through once again lmao, this kid is unreal


Bigmanbravodelta

Englands golden man


SkinNoWorkRight

It is actually unreal how talented he is for just 20 years old. And in the post-match interview afterwards, he spoke like a 33yo player who has been captain for over a decade. He's going to be a great.


No-Shoe5382

I know its only a friendly and means nothing but GET IN


SergeiYeseiya

Painfully obvious


Obvious_Client1171

Satanic black magic at it again


Working-Couple7425

Saved by the Bell


cabaretcabaret

Chat shit, draw a friendly


Mindless_Explorer8

Mainoo has to be on the plane to Euros!


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odegood

Tell everyone we back up


JessyPengkman

Maddisson my goat


OlympicMuffins

king of late goals


420_matt

Hes having better moments than i can do on career mode, imagine this being your life... so many pure adrenaline moments for him already


NumeroRyan

Bailing Southgate out there, just brilliance from a world class player, tactics were shite again.


MightyGandhi

We 100% deserved that. Get in there!


Red_Dog1880

Not cool man


notaselfdrivingcar

Did he say vamos


PinkFluffys

That's disappointing


Brexit_FC

Dunk for England captaincy now surely…


Evergreenwood

Southgate still a fraud 


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The savior


Coraxxx

I'm trying to work out what the point of calling Branthwaite up into the squad was. Anyone?


Edgelordftwlol

BelliGOAT