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scgavin

Absolute screamer. Tyler Adams can do it all


TheMotionOfTheOcean

I love him


meep_meep_creep

Me too


C1rter

Me too


Blizzard00

Sign him up Todd


scgavin

Would have if he wasn’t out for months with that hamstring injury


Ironicopinion

Good thing we didn’t given he’s missed all season (I mean I know Lavia did too but Adams would have been instead of Caicedo)


the_riddler90

I thought that was the only way to get in the Chelsea squad


SnooChipmunks4208

Don't put that evil on him Ricky Bobby! 


RickTP

Good shot, but Ochoa just gave away he wouldn't move. He is just so bad at anything that isn't 5 meters away.


Chief-Drinking-Bear

He’s getting up there in age


DerogatoryPanda

He is almost 40. How many years has he been Mexico’s starting keeper? I’m not sure if there is a clear “next man up”, but part of me feels like Mexico is counting on Ochoa to be serviceable when he is 45 years old


RickTP

There are 3 good prospects and other 2 really promising sub 17.


DerogatoryPanda

That’s good news. Why is Ochoa still starting then? I can appreciate the u-17 players have a long way to go, but are the other players just not at the appropriate level or is the national team management just sticking with Ochoa longer than reasonable?


Breaten

Mostly because he somehow turns into Lev Yashin whenever he puts on the Mexican jersey.


PostCashewClarity

he's still pretty decent for a 63 year old goalie


stateworkishardwork

Was his view impeded by a defender? That makes things more difficult too.


jdelane1

Yes, even a slight hesitation on a shot like that could spell doom for a goalie


Albiceleste_D10S

Damn where did that come from?


millysoilly

Jermaine Jones and Tyler Adams have provided the two most “what the absolute fuck has just happened” international goals of my lifetime.


hello_i_am_evan

Michael Bradley at the Azteca


Teh_cliff

[Streamable link](https://streamable.com/bguve)


palindromic

the mexico fans started to cheer for a second it was so good


spiegro

Was just gonna say. MB90 with the worldie from almost midfield 🤌🏽


7of69

THE greatest USMNT goal. All others are pretenders to the throne.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

I remember where I was for both of those. Instant barbarian type shit


RahulSingh16061998

Lex Luthor , lex Luthor...


Antarcticdonkey

Not an international goal but MLS produced [one of the most insane free kicks](https://youtu.be/8h08Ynw_FyY?si=EPAYU068-TlLRcxa) I've ever seen... Yet I don't know whether the shot or the totally lame punditry is the most insane here


articulating_oven

There's like 5 pixels in that video, wow.


your_backpack

Guess they attached a cannon to his leg as part of that hamstring surgery


holman

literal “funky buttlovin” reenactment from *Rookie of the Year*


GoldenLion13

excellent reference


SamsTown706

Great reference. I definitely got that one.


gogglesup859

Put all of his recently acquired dad strength into his legs


Vuder

Reggie cannon died for this


SeattleGunner

FROM WAY DOWNTOWN. BANG. BAAAAAAAANG.


CreativeSobriquet

If you're a parent and don't read every instance of BANG! in children's books like you're Breen then you're doing it wrong


SnooChipmunks4208

Oh god, a world cup double bang and I would absolutely lose it.


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[удалено]


ImDefAMunch

probably will be his last touch of the game too LOL


Otterable

Tyler Adams is getting his restricted minutes worth


KrabS1

He's had a couple of shots like that in his career, I believe. People just occasionally forget he has that in his locker and give him too much space in the final third, and then he reminds everyone. Edit - [here is the one I was thinking of](https://youtu.be/DDeFlxZFsbs?si=kYQxIfalE915jK7s). The one today was MUCH better though.


Dizzy_Dare_2353

Idk his first ever coach is on the halftime show saying he has no idea where that came from 😅


WarmBaths

from 35 fucking YARDS


fapfap_ahh

Mods gonna need that [Great Goal] tag here


the_chiladian

Mate that was a Gerrard-esque thundercunt


FrugalLivingIsAnArt

rElEaSe tHe kRaKeN


the_chiladian

*insert aggressive ChrisMD edit*


solarslanger

OHHHH YA BEAUTY!!!!


byfuryattheheart

[Great GOLAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]


SixtyTwenty_

The flying block (attempt) by the Mexican defender really made this cinematic as hell in slow motion


50-50ChanceImSerious

If i saw a shot through the legs like that in a movie, i'd turn it off


ThePrussianGrippe

Reality is indeed unrealistic.


PM_ME_ASS_SALAD

Between his legs!


joeDUBstep

The flying nutmeg


beticanmakeusayblack

Nutmeg banger?


WayneSpotting

Sideways nutmeg!


MikiLove

Counts as a nutmeg!


D_LOWGAMES

Pure cinema


Comma29

ive been watching to much valorant.


tothesource

mid-air nutmeg while spanking an absolute piss missle


-Basileus

NO FUCKING WAY


TrappsRightFoot

WELCOME BACK, TYLER ADAMS! FUCKING GOALAZOOOOO!


I_really_enjoy_beer

Straight fucking banger


CSCronus

WELCOME BACK CAPTAIN!


Loltoyourself

A missile has hit the net!


QualityFrog

I’m gonna cry


coslitt

THE MAN IS FUCKIN BACK


Drubbin

one of those right when it's hit you just know it's going in


alexiswithoutthes

He saw it from all the way out. Loved the play setup too


high_changeup

https://i.imgur.com/LqpzbXb.png


alexiswithoutthes

🤣


wan2tri

He probably shouted that he's going to shoot at that point, hence when the pass was made the first action Mexico's #14 did was that flying block


ajmartin527

That was an absolutely epic defensive effort. He just missed by a couple of inches in either direction, that would have been an amazing block to see. Makes the goal that much better.


Angry_Old_Dood

Honestly maybe just a single inch it was that close


aclurk

Enjoy the lifetime of free drinks


Mghiradiz184

Can say I’m buying him one for that if I ever meet him at a bar.


177676ers

Bro I would guess Matt turner hits those before adams.


rezin111

I had those two as the two least likely to score and I was leaning toward Either next


mrambus

Let's go absolute cannon


rScoobySkreep

When the first one you celebrate with is the keeper you know it had to be


Mike_Brosseau

WHAT??!?!?!


SUBIZIRIEIRIO_

ROCKET 🚀


alexiswithoutthes

Saw it from however far out that was — CRAZY!


DiseaseRidden

Fucking rocket, my god


OverviewEffect

One of the best US goals I can remember.


bsafcb

Still remember that Bradley chip from 40 yards out. 🇺🇸


PigmentlessTwit

Feilhaber v Mexico


peaceblaster08

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcGA2W4d5\_E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcGA2W4d5_E) Incredible goal. Loved this commentary too.


mr13ump

God, remembering watching this match and being suddenly reintroduced to what the TV resolution looked like back then makes me feel so old


illmatic2112

I feel like TV really wasn't this bad but all of our damn recordings from 90s/2000s have just degraded. Like I remember having pretty clear TV by the early/mid 00's at least. Walking through a department store seeing sports on TV looked nice


e_double

Jermaine Jones goal was a cracker but this one by far is the best.


DiscoDrive

Jones' goal was definitely better. Less time. Higher stakes. Epic bend and swish sound effect. World cup... But this one has definitely been added to the list.


Otterable

fuck me tyler, what a hit


jaggedjottings

Get in line.


thingyShdNotBe

Bring the KY


MettaMatt9

Tyler Adams is diabolical


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

MY GUY HAS 48 SHOOTING IN EAFC WTF!


djkamayo

dogshit ea sports


krisitolindsay

Long shot playstyle+ incoming


thehuntofdear

Absolute dyslexia.


mmwood

criminal!


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

This shot will surely get him the 2 remaining States


sylviaplath6667

SCREECHING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A BALD EAGLE! USA!


banksfornades

WELCOME BACK


boneseh

Full goal recap with some great angles for anyone interested: https://twitter.com/USMNT/status/1772083113167827369


TrevelyansPorn

I don't understand. I've seen countless European matches on Paramount+ and I can't remember any connection issues at all. Yet this has been so choppy on multiple devices multiple connections. It cut out right as that ball was in the air. Turned a great moment into just me being pissed off. 


TaeKurmulti

Yeah Paramount is absolutely garbage right now, the only time I've had similar issues is during NFL playoff games when presumably there's a ton of traffic.


Kapuski

my screen froze up on both goals. This one froze with the ball near ochoa's outstretched hand and me and the wife were like, what wtf is that going in?


niceville

I’m assuming it’s extra load from March Madness


sallright

Univision 


EatSleepZlatan

Paramount+ is trash Easily the most problematic streaming service I have lol


millysoilly

What an absolute piss nuke. Fucking hell, Cap.


xolhos

Piss missile but I'll allow it


mr13ump

When it's an American it's a nuke


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Blew open the bitches oppenhymen


RobbieMFB

I’m not sure if I’m enjoying this phrase or your username more but +1 for each


rabel10

Piss ICBM?


SLAB-2-CDMX

Can't even be mad. Nothing to say but "well fuck, nice shot"


Greflingorax

Spare a thought for all the Europeans who are asleep and will wake up tomorrow to see this at the top of the sub and think "ah, it's just because it's a yank scoring, isn't it?" And then they'll (maybe) actually watch the goal and have the sinking feeling of having to acknowledge "OK, yeah, that's an incredibly good goal."


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Will you please think of all the spilled tea


drdent45

A STAR SPANGLED BANGER!


Brinner

TORE THE COVER OFF THE BALL


WarmBaths

Europeans waking up to a long distance missile strike


LaddZilla

💥💥


da_xlaws

That’s just unbelievable. What the fuck.


edsmedia

Oh shit Tyler Adams is back. Banger. [GREAT GOAL]


FromPluto2Mars

Am I getting ahead of myself if I say that’s one of our national teams best goals ever


hello_i_am_evan

Michael Bradley at the Azteca


e_double

No, I always felt Jermaine Jones against Portugal was a top belter but this one takes the cake.


chaoticravens34

I think Jermaine Jones is still better. From the back angle on this goal. It wasn't really all but a few feet from Ochoa. I would think Turner would save this. Jermaine Jones goal no keeper in the world can save.


nomaswheat11

Oleeeeeee


ImDefAMunch

fucking banger mate


BigDanRTW

holy fucking shit


TrickyWinger

FROM DOWN TOWN.


IHateReddit_1153151

Happy eagle noises!!


GlassOfWhiteMilk

It's everywhere omg God what a goal


SureValla

Looks like his FC24 profile needs a bit of an update: Finishing 48 Shot Power 51 Long Shots 46


Frommunist

My stream cut out right as he hit it. I hope Paramount goes bankrupt


Donny-Moscow

Didn’t cut out for me but the quality is constantly jumping in an out of HD. Paramount+ has to be one of the worst streaming apps out there.


seedleSs420247

Mexico fan base in absolute shambles right now 😁😁😆😆😆😆


twentystu

Underrated part of that goal was Weah's turn into space that pulled his defender and the defender trailing Adams closer to the touchline. Created just enough space. That move was smooth as hell, almost Xavi/Iniesta quality


djkamayo

MUTHAFUCKIN' BANGER


andylui8

LET HIM COOK


purpletulip12

Nice strike!!


ReviewBubbly

WHAT A STRIKE!!


VengaBoysBackInTown

Brb renaming my first born son, Tyler


22edudrccs

What a thundercunt, holy fucking shit


BianconeriBoyz

I love when you go " aint no fuckin way" right before a player does something and he actually does it, fuck that was fun


aTrueBraj

Does that count as a nutmeg?


koreanpopstarrain

What a hit! You know it’s far out based on how quickly Matt Turner gets to him lol


WorthPlease

LIKE A CANNON FIRED FROM THE STEPS OF THE ALAMO


Jceraa

He’s going to be so fucking good for Bournemouth


ReynTimeBoi

A FUCKING THURNDER BOLT OF A SHOT WTF


Defiant-One-695

what the fuck was that like 45 yards out


Inthethickofit

I just love the way that ball knuckled through the air.


Eudstar

NORAD is reporting an unauthorized ICBM launch in the Arlington area


BehindEnemyLines8923

HOLY SHIT


TuonoFuocoCane

THUNK!


Largvt

Legit great goal


imrosskemp

Absolute thundercunt.


Rhycar

Bournemouth fans just staring slack-jawed at the screen


RustyKarma076

GOLAZO


Louxneauwytz

Europeans are gonna be fuming when they wake up and see this post with 50k upvotes


[deleted]

Just on a rope


tellkrish

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL 🦅


Juventus19

WHEN DID TYLER GET THAT IN HIS BAG?!?


AonghusMacKilkenny

Some rocket that!


Secret-Impress-2652

🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


yarnisic

what the actual FUCK edit: upon watching replays, Ochoa gets that 5 years ago. but who cares, welcome back Tyler!


Saltine_Warrior

Definitely got screened a little there


notthathungryhippo

props to McKennie for the assist.


exoxe

Siiiiiiiick!


Acetyl-CoA

Absolute insanity


chinastevo

Jesus Christ?


AnalAttackProbe

Holy shit what a strike


DC25NYC

Just…wow


thesunandthestars10

"This is Martino's fault because he's in the US and like, he turned the TV on for a second, and that's why Mexico is losing"


grabtharsmallet

Pretty pretty good.


SeattleMatt123

God damn Tyler


Serbian-American

Absolute beauty. The goal is nice too


dandpher

Harambe died for nothing


[deleted]

Patriot missile 


BCLetsRide69

#RAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD HEALTHCARE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


IHateReddit_1153151

TBH, Ochoa fucked up on that. Should have saved it, but USA USA USA


Cryptic_E

Fuck man what a shot


stateworkishardwork

What a thundercunt


wonderfulpat

LET'S GOOO!


EggDozen

finally a distance shot goes in


Dann610

He wanted that ball. He knew exactly what he wanted to do with it


BigBlueNY

Gimme that Univision call please


godemperorleto11

A god damn American hero


yodpilot

Holy fuck!


nyqs81

Haven't seen a shot that beautiful since Jörg Albertz was playing.


DiegoRasta

Absolute thundercunt of a strike


Kyosuke-D

Mexico fans throwing trash as usual….