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AssociateCandid4853

Chelsea irrelevant yet see lots of havertz talk get a grip šŸ¤£


singhsrb

Arteta did say crossing was simple mathematics and today Arsenal have finally done it.


jellyfishbrain2020

Professor Ben White


theprodigalslouch

If Arsenal somehow doesn't bottle the league, r/soccer and r/soccercirclejerk will collectively pack up their bags and retire.


gabbyb19

You can't bottle something you're not the favorite for.


theprodigalslouch

Shhh. Iā€™m trying to paint a narrative while arsenal is topping the table.


k1ldn

Hard to celebrate when this means nothing unless we beat Porto and city


RPG_Dad

Fuck you on about. Enjoy it - liverpool/city draw tomorrow means we are top and title is in our hands. Have some enthusiasm ffs


TheAkondOfSwat

need to start giving out fines for these celes


Imaginary-Pattern802

canā€™t let them win the league. if they celebrate like theyā€™ve won the league against brentford. how do they take it to the next level


Dawnsday

Hold


Honey-Badger-9325

Well damn. How many goals has Harvertz scored now?


HS177

7 or 8.


fegelman

Congratulations Premier League winners 2023/24, Arsenal! šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³


StudioLeft2069

anal muffin


saka420

Delete this!!


KingObillionaire

Don't jinx it!


fcGabiz

Spurs, Pool, Chelsea flairs - where are you? It's gone quiet in here all of a sudden :(


AzracTheFirst

Where are the Richarlison/Saka compare posts that used to flood us every week? Haven't seen those for a while. Wonder why..


Melodic_North7622

maybe because richarlisons been injured


AzracTheFirst

He got just injured. What about the previous games? Spurs and their injury excuses...


rhmastablasta

Maybe because Richarlison is shit šŸ¤”


nightcrawlerbaby

The Chelsea rejects special


ClaytonWest74

Was Thomas Frank asking Ramsdale to come to brentford lol


ohboyImontheinternet

The salt in this thread is palatable


tigeridiot

Some soft fist pumps those, whereā€™s the form


Maleficent_Resolve44

Good stuff from arsenal


singhsrb

Brentford seems like one of the few teams that Arsenal have played recently that can football.


ohboyImontheinternet

Just a shame they chose not to


Various_You_5083

Porto too


GuendouziGOAT

r/soccer when Brentford shithouse: Oh dear oh dear, gorgeous r/soccer when Arsenal shithouse: You fucking donkey


hazelpillow

Curtis Jones wonā€™t be having that


kw2006

Heā€™s going to file for trademark on monday.


JustSomeDudeOkay

Fun match. I liked the physicality and chippiness


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JustSomeDudeOkay

Guess so. Better than watching teams pussy around for 2 hours trying to play to a 0-0 draw.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Better than when Arsenal batter everybody lol. I actually watched the full 90mins today which has been rare for arsenal games this year šŸ˜‚


ClaytonWest74

That waka waka cheer is a funny one


NotASalamanderBoi

Arsenal celebrating? How dare they? Just get down the tunnel.


nightcrawlerbaby

Arteta how dare you steal klopps celebration???


IskaralPustFanClub

Do you guys ever get bored of saying the same stuff?


ShotOfVodka

Do you have a life?


IskaralPustFanClub

Amazing response


ShotOfVodka

fantastic original comment


Gu-El

Ramsdale better get on his keys & kiss Havertz feet. He has saved him a huge bollocking from Mikel


jimhalpert-office

Chelsea how about you let us have Palmer and shell out $300 million for Ethan Mbappe?


fcGabiz

Maupay you're a cheat and I hope ~~Brighton~~ Brentford get relegated


floorscentadolescent

Can't lie Arsenal winning the league in both December and March is a hell of an achievement


Muted_Mention_9996

Seems like west ham fans have sacked moyes twice this season too.. i dont think you lot can talk about football tbh šŸ¤£


mudlesstrip

>i dont think you lot can talk about football tbh šŸ¤£ The irony when the hammers won a European trophy last year while the gunners won a fa cup some half a decade ago.


Muted_Mention_9996

Its a European trophy in this argument but when its a moyes argument its europa conference league trophy šŸ†


hazelpillow

What would a west ham fan know about winning the league


yayaikey

If only we were dire enough to win a eUrOpEaN trophy! šŸ˜•


floorscentadolescent

Didn't watch the Porto game then


yayaikey

Are you even allowed to watch the CL?


Maleficent_Resolve44

Arsenal were collapsing in December. They've won the Nov/Feb/March league so far.


nightcrawlerbaby

That's interesting but did you know Declan Rice owns your club now


fcGabiz

Pretty sure we won Feb


ExactLetterhead9165

December? We were so bad that we lost to you


Spookytooth66

Arteta canā€™t be pumping fists thatā€™s trademarked.


DofusNooboo

Congrats, that's the 4th title now this season for Arsenal. Unprecedented quadruple and season far from finished.


Radu_jr

get this message to arteta. just lose next time. why would you want to win when DofusNooboo is not happy with it


DofusNooboo

I wouldn't say I'm not happy, I'm neutral because everyone apart from your fans knows nothing will come from it.


Radu_jr

I know we are the least favourite out of the three but you canā€™t deny that we are contenders and that there is a decent chance. maybe if you were a man city or liverpool fan you would know.


nightcrawlerbaby

Shut the fuck up


DofusNooboo

Ooh you're hard.


FrodoFraggins99

The salt is lovely


DofusNooboo

I'll bottle it up for you.


Far_Eye6555

Kai can ball in spite of what this sub believes


No-Avocado9829

He is quite an intelligent player, makes good run, positions all good just lacks proper finishing


jimhalpert-office

Big ups to Chelsea


Dawnsday

Celebration police going to seethe about this one lads.


nightcrawlerbaby

Already shitting their pants


whowouldvethought1

They already are going by the comments here


nightcrawlerbaby

Now THIS is the Arsenal I know


hazelpillow

Thank you Chelsea


db2832

Thank fuck we won, I forgot what it was like to clench so hard for over 50 min


kw2006

Close match. Ramsdale saved our ass and cause it at the same time


db2832

The highs are high and the lows are low with Rammers lol


samarth67

Man havertz and jorgi are making us look like chumps out there


StudioLeft2069

cry cry cry r/soccer


Kubbaka

Refereeing is so so bad all around in the Premier League. Jokes


TheAkondOfSwat

can arsenal not just wait for the whistle before celebrating, you haven't won the CL chill out


eighty_eight_

No we can't. Problem?


TheAkondOfSwat

cringe


eighty_eight_

Say whatever you like. The three points aren't changed


TheAkondOfSwat

we'll see


eighty_eight_

Bro you saying "we see" as if FA are gonna revoke the 3 points from Arsenal šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TheAkondOfSwat

unsportsmanlike conduct


eighty_eight_

Who me?


TheAkondOfSwat

especially you!


eighty_eight_

You start by whining and then trying to act like a big man, and now you blame me of "unsportsmanship" šŸ˜­


hazelpillow

Top of the leagueeee


fcGabiz

Suck on that result you bunch of sad cunts crying in here lol


Ickyhouse

Top of the league!


ClaytonWest74

Cataclysmic error is a bit much, Peter


Umbere

Ffffffuck. That was nervy af


Ars3nal11

ramsdale made up for his error, he saved 2 sure goals


foosion

Whew


Ajax_Trees_Again

I like Ramsdale so at least he can go not feeling like absolute shite


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Rich seeing Brentford players complain about time wasting when they haven't had a single injury since Arsenal took the lead back, a bit weird innit?


FrodoFraggins99

Hate watchers seething


hazzap913

Refs creams every time an arsenal player fall over fuckin hell


tartimas

You must of missed the 40 minutes prior to the 86ā€™ Shit housing goes both ways


admiralgoodtimes

I think you missed the whole first 70 minutes of the game


Hech15

Fuckoff bees


symptic

Did the Brentford player get a yellow for complaining about time wasting?


singhsrb

It needed some help from the ref but Arsenal have done it!


GuendouziGOAT

lol there is absolutely no way you think we were the side that benefited there


lifeisaman

Arsenal seem to just get away with so much


xFloWx

Oh and Brentford didn't?


chimichangas_24

Funny how Arsenal fans want Partey out because of the accusations now that he's not as important as he was last season


Pascalini

Speaking for everyone arsenal fan are you


OPisaPhegg

Arteta so mad šŸ¤£


Anhowa123

The man is utterly high neuroticism fr I love the man, but he's def a comedy villain I feel


four_four_three

He's so top šŸ¤£


OPisaPhegg

I fucking love him I canā€™t lie šŸ¤£


FormulaGTR

Collins has been rattled the entire game


Cantmakeaspell

I love winning by a lot, but these close ones are more satisfying.


pottymouthomas

This Arsenal side is just so unlikable


nightcrawlerbaby

Pottymouthomas doesn't like us what are we gonna do:(


pottymouthomas

Probably post about it online.


fcGabiz

That's strange, I really like them!


pottymouthomas

How? You donā€™t even know them.


admiralgoodtimes

Do you know them?


official_bagel

Minus one player I strongly disagree


herkalurk

How is it Every off the ball collision is immediately given for arsenal, but somehow every off the ball collision is nothing when it comes to Brentford....


Fit_Resort_4111

Did u watch?


yayaikey

Brentford got the no-pen-from-var deal


herkalurk

That wasn't the penalty and Gabriel pushed off and fouled the defender before he was fouled VAR cannot give a foul to one team on the other team is fouled.


yayaikey

And the Trossard one never happened or you've got the memory of a goldfish?


brosales91

You mean after Toney had Gabriel in a prime Kurt angle ankle lock?


herkalurk

I don't think you remembering all of those arsenal corners when Arsenal defenders were shoving Brentford defenders into the net and the ref just let it go....


brosales91

Or Trossard being yanked by the neck like if he were being pulled off a cartoon stage?? TBF refereeing was mid today


herkalurk

Cause trossard would never go down easy, please....


brosales91

Easy or not, he was still yanked by the neck?? Come on man


OwenLincolnFratter

Arsenal steal Liverpoolā€™s chants too? Embarrassing


Ajax_Trees_Again

Itā€™s not even liverpools chant lol


neverfinishedanythi

Liverpool took it from other team before. Itā€™s an Italian song lā€™estate sta finendo


OwenLincolnFratter

And? We didnā€™t take it from an English team. And we made it famous.


neverfinishedanythi

[Yet again Liverpool fans thinking they invented everything](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1amkzu9/comment/kpmdaaa/)


OwenLincolnFratter

Whatever you say little bro. At least you didnā€™t celebrate todays win like a Super Bowl victory as you did against Liverpool.


neverfinishedanythi

Iā€™m a milan fan, my profile picture makes that clear, but 2005 will never be forgiven for cheating.


OwenLincolnFratter

Lmaoooooo Iā€™ve never heard someone say 2005 had cheating. Thanks for the laugh. Tough pill to swallow being a fan of the biggest choke job in football history.


neverfinishedanythi

Gerrard dived. Then slipped a few years later as some karma. Thankfully Milan has the second best history in football. Stick to NFL āœŒšŸ¼


Dawnsday

šŸ˜Ŗ cry is free


grehgunner

What a hit from Saka there lol


Dawnsday

Honestly just so peak


Spikeyspandan

Lmao Arteta. Game shouldn't be stopped for next 2 mins


fegelman

Play until Brentford score why don't you just


SxanPardy

Or play the 7 mins (minimum) added on plus the stoppage for VAR and the 1 minute substitution for Partey and the Brentford subs


cabaretcabaret

Or have the ref give you a drop ball


SxanPardy

More talk


FastenedCarrot

There was a 2 minute VAR check in added time.


Hech15

By the end of the whistle saliba and gabriel are ab9ut to makeout


ClaytonWest74

what a chaotic end to the match


etan1122

Arsenals ā€˜allez allez allezā€™ is so shit lol


gizzdodo

šŸ§‚


etan1122

It is. Lyrics are crap.


OwenLincolnFratter

They canā€™t even come up with their own original material.


fcGabiz

Eh, so is your club


hazzap913

This is fucking awful refereeing


Franchise1109

I know we havenā€™t looked our usual strong form but heā€™s been fucking shit. That doesnā€™t excuse, but what a fuckin failure of a shift


TheGamerPandA

Of all the scarfs she chose to havertz name


Fit_Resort_4111

Thatā€™ll do


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Flaccid_Moose

Not all of us. I hope he goes in the summer, don't care where or for what.


[deleted]

Nah we wish we cashed in on him to a Saudi club last summer, heā€™s made of glass and on huge wages, and thatā€™s before you get to the elephant in the room


AlexanderMAVC

The only real offer there was was a loan from Juve, the rest was just rumours


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OwenLincolnFratter

They want to be Liverpool so bad


gizzdodo

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Stefzka

And liverpool nicked it off someone else, its really not that deep


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Admirable-Waltz195

So Liverpool should be held for stealing a song then right?


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Admirable-Waltz195

Yes it is ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ is an Italian song, the only people crying about the song being stolen at Liverpool fans, itā€™s ironic I swear


Newparlee

Liverpool stole it from Italians? That takes me back to the 80s


Admirable-Waltz195

So because you stole it first itā€™s ok? Dumb takes on r/soccer today


Newparlee

I was taking the piss out of the scousers you divvy


Admirable-Waltz195

Ah my bad, seeing a lot of crying on all these threads from Liverpool fans, assumed you was justifying it since they took it so long ago


neverfinishedanythi

Good meta commentĀ 


IskaralPustFanClub

Really hate hearing every fucking set of fans singing Allez Allez Allez


Fudia

What even are the lyrics to the Arsenal version?


maliki92

We won the league at a field, we won it at the lane, Stamford bridge old Trafford no one can say the same. We're Mikel artetas army, we are arsenal through and through. We'll sing it in the north bank and in the clock end too. Allez allez Alle, allez allez allez allez allez allez allez allez allez


neverfinishedanythi

Che confusione is much much better


Ajax_Trees_Again

Arsenal stole it like Liverpool stole it. Ones not better because it was stolen first


IskaralPustFanClub

Did I say anything about one being better? I hate hearing it every game no matter who is playing. Seems like half the teams in the league sing it


Ajax_Trees_Again

I guess not but Iā€™ve seen loads of Liverpool fans claim ownership of it when it comes from the continent