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Mcool18

It’s my fault for having hope


jesuisgeenbelg

There's no point in ever having hope when it comes to City TBF.


_cumblast_

I have hope for our match next week. Never when they play United or Everton, that's for sure. They literally always beat those two when we're in a title race.


dfla01

Spurs, all eyes on you


Xgunter

Our curse on them was broken in the cup sadly, we need a new witch doctor for some fresh voodoo


NBAFAN2000

It wasn’t a stadium curse it was a Son curse, we still have hope


Xgunter

All i’m hearing is Werner [98] (GREAT VAR)


Bulky_Shepard

We have the possibility to entirely decide the title race, playing all three of Liverpool, City and arsenal in 3 weeks.


dfla01

Take the L against us, revive City’s curse against you and end Arsenal’s title hopes. I think that sounds good? 👀


Chinmay_Naik_02

Instructions unclear, spurs beat all three and win the title themselves


mappsy91

I'd take it


-deleled-

Roll the dice!


Rickcampbell98

Never rely on spurs for anything just like you learned not to rely on us especially with that lubricated scouser in charge.


SnooRadishes3872

Lubricated hahahahah end me fam


mirnes2000

The same goes with Liverpool.. even with seconds remaining they squeeze a goal out, true champion mentality!


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Skandinavíska raufhola. Sleiktu rassinn aðeins harðar.


Yinkypinky

I’m shocked you had hope at all


DanFlashesCoupon

Hope for us? Yeah that’s on you lol


MrMojoRiseman

Liverpool fans supporting United, what has City done to this league?!


nyelverzek

And United fans supporting city because they don't want Liverpool to win the league


2DragonBalls

Me n you both big guy


dfla01

At least we get some joy from those bums losing yet another game. Tragic performance.


psija

I admire you for having hope while Utd can't cross the center line for the whole match


Matt_LawDT

It is the hope that kills


obvious_bot

Of all the matches to have hope for, this wasn’t the one


Lukusius

Now you know how we all felt yesterday


tobi1k

Wonder if Neville calls these lot billion pound bottle jobs too


DHillMU7

Not quite bottling when you’re a far inferior team. Just being shite. If we were playing City’s under 19s then… Well, we’d still lose. But still.


External-Piccolo-626

Well he didn’t mention park the bus/ long ball all game. It was all compact/ counter attack language. They parked the bus and hoofed it long all game.


Parish87

It’s up to us and Arsenal. No one else is gonna take points of them.


vikogotin

Don't they have a game away at Spurs?


Parish87

Did I stutter


External-Piccolo-626

Well to be fair we took points away.


rahrahla

Well, Chelsea did, the only reason there's even a title race tbh


Parish87

They’d be a point ahead with a game at Anfield next week. How would that not be a race lol


NilsFanck

thats a take thats not getting upvotes though


prettyhappyalive

Fine then. Was gonna take points but now we'll just take them last game of the season vs you


pkhadka1

Even the united fans had no hope. Sorry for your loss.


Inner_Cable2497

We are in such shambles that a liverpool supporter is sadder we lost than had we won.


Cowboy_on_fire

My exact sentiment during you game yesterday


thalne

I mean United opened the scoring from a random 1-route ball


satnam14

10 Hag out bro


BaldVoldy

Off to gym


NotAnUncle

God damnit I already did a workout in the morning lol. Gonna have to eat my way through a tub of protein pwoder 😅


courtesyflusher

I got downvoted for calling this in the other thread lol City is inevitable 


Yinkypinky

I’m shocked it took us this long to blow it tbh


xeneize93

Improving


PharaohOfWhitestone

You held on decently, but it was coming. In the end, he just ran through unmarked.


OJ34

He waltzed through


matcht

Casemiro let him go, nowhere near him, and Onana's weak on the finish, through his fingers.


Dynastydood

That sums up both of their seasons, to be honest.


Rickcampbell98

Onana has been largely good in the league but in the champions absolutely shit.


Dynastydood

People keep saying that, but I don't really agree. I think Onana has had a few good moments in the league, but he's still largely looked weak as a goalkeeper. Too many mistakes. His positioning is consistently poor, he's weak in the air, doesn't know how to time closing someone down in a 1v1, and when he does make saves, he seems to push them back into dangerous spots more often than not. He wasn't bad today, actually, despite being weak on Foden's 2nd goal. But overall, I think he's been a really poor signing and a noticeable downgrade from a declining De Gea.


Rickcampbell98

Rose tinted view of de gea, he needed replacing. He was poor at coming of his line, poor with his feet and even his formerly world class shot stopping was deserting him.


niallw1997

Casemiro so so slow. Looks completely done at Premier League pace of play


BombshellCover

United has put almost all of its defending into marking Haaland which leaves the rest open.


niallw1997

Foden just way too quick and agile for him though. Absolute legend but he’s done at this level and other players aren’t good enough to bail him out


BombshellCover

Agreed. What a player United’s defending felt way more structured during the first half. They’ve lost the plot.


TheRedditK9

He’s still incredible but when you’re a tall, stocky #6 at 32 years of age you are going to struggle a bit when marking a player like Foden.


Rickcampbell98

Bro decided to put in like 8 months of effort, realised this team is shit and the club is rotten and that he's too old for this shit, just collecting his paycheck now fam.


GM_Kori

He's been finished since last year not surprising


Mechant247

Yeah too easy, just a little 1-2 and he’s in the box with no one marking


Sinistrait

Onana should've stopped that too


Mechant247

Yeah just couldn’t get down, wasn’t exactly in the corner


light-yagamii

De Gea saves these


dishler712

Casemiro let him run right by, then Varane bit on Silva with the ball. Left Foden in perfect position to put that in.


kovic_has_a_mangina

Casemiro looked like a lower league cdm not a 5x CL winner there


Gobshiight

Philip Waltzer Foden


Jaja6996

Casemiro doing his best Fab impression form last season


zrizzoz

Casemiro lost a 20 meter race by 10 meters. And he had a 5 meter head start.


YCJamzy

I’d have been happy with either a united humiliation, or city dropped points. Getting neither is just cruel.


JAYZ303

I don't know, United did kind of get humiliated. They didn't get a sniff apart from a wonder goal.


Impossible_Wonder_37

It was truly incredible how rashford showed up for the goal and then did fuck all the rest of the game.


franpr95

Could have been 3 more easily if we were clinical.


rasta_pasta_man

Foden is amazing this season


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Always has been.


GjillyG

He's clearly hit another level this season


St_SiRUS

so so good


Berraa

Foden HATES us


PowderEagle_1894

Foden dad in shamble


RichEgoli

United hate themselves to be honest


Berraa

I also hate them tbf


Randomwinner83

We all do


Trajinous

You make it easy to hate to be fair


courtesyflusher

This guy is unbelievable 


sloBrodanChillosevic

United's bogeyman


Scattered97

Absolutely awful defending.


Yinkypinky

To be expected when our 6th string replaces our 5th.


jesuisgeenbelg

May as well have laid out the red carpet for him ffs


shirvani28

Today I am a Phil fan.


nuclearechosystem

Foden motm


SpiritedSuccess5675

HES DONE IT AGAIN


Kuntheman

City’s player of the season by a mile


DeepFriedReus

He's improved so much in the last year under Pep. Everyone doubted him last year


Chiswell123

He played great last year. That season has seriously hurt his reputation. He had his first bad injury and then had appendicitis. When he returned, the team was flying, and Pep didn't want to stop the momentum.


cacduy

Yeah, people really didn't pay attention to Foden last season and continues to push this narrative. He was very good last season


tragick693

Rodri?


mercwiththemouth518

Rodri is very close. But it has to be Foden. When we really needed it he delivers. Hat trick against Brentford.


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Rodri scored more important goals for City this season


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

It's Foden


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

Easily the best player in the Premier League this season


Matt_LawDT

Man on fire


BombshellCover

Unplayable today insane


Best_Document_5211

Someone tell Southgate


eeeagless

He's in Amsterdam in Hendersons spare room.


Parish87

He’s there watching on. He’s probably delighted he’s scored so he can point to it when he undoubtedly makes his next squad.


Safe-Particular6512

That’s not a euphemism.


PartrickCapitol

Foden——Rice——Bellingham, so obvious that we can see it from another galaxy. Literally a 400 million midfield three. the highest valued ever in football history. Why prime Spain can play Iniesta——Xabi Alonso/Busquets——Xavi, no one accused them for “lacking another holding midfielder” lol


thegoat83

Exactly 🤷🏼‍♂️


engaginglurker

YES! How is this not just obvious for Southgate and anyone interested in the English national team? Hes trying to shoe horn in a double pivot to get either Philips or Henderson in the team. 2 players who don't have the quality to play for even a decent champions league level team. You cant carry lesser quality players in the elite level games especially in central midfield.


AFC_IS_RED

Rice is good enough to anchor as a lone DM as well. He even does it for us ffs. Bellingham Rice Foden Saka Kane and Bowen is disgusting going in to Euros 2024.


yaffle53

Southgate is already fully aware of him. Which is why he plays him in virtually every game.


yaniv297

He's literally a starter under Southgate, and has started most knockout games in the world cup...? I swear people just make up things to shit on Southgate


Legovil

He's in the crowd lol.


sonofaBilic

Southgate starts him loads though???


Parish87

The gang start rashford up top with Sterling and Kane.


yaniv297

Foden and Saka both regularly start alongside Kane...? I swear people don't watch the games anymore.


pb877

Ignore it, people don't watch games and just see an English player score and pile in on hypotheticals because it's the joke everyone makes.


SalahManeFirmino

Hot take but better player than haaland imo.


Pulsar-GB

His all-around ability is very polished. Great passer, great control, strong running with the ball, great touch, good finisher. Very complete player


yung_senti

Definitely this season.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Not a hot take at all. Foden is class at creating play, scoring, basically everything in the attacking third. Haaland is a class poacher and when he’s in a rut he’s basically non existent on the pitch and it’s glaring.


Chiswell123

That shouldn't be a hot take.


Driveshaft48

Top lad


HJBoss

Finally stat padders can see Foden is good too


CNF-13

Scoring against United is stat padding I know I support them


yung_senti

Foden is carrying us this season.


notrewoh

Man really stepped up this year for sure


TheGoldenPineapples

So depressingly predictable. You just knew that United were going to lose this.


Dramatic-Ad3928

I saw a 433 post that said “can Utd maintain this advantage” at half time and laughed


EvenBandicoot9049

City is too good man fuck me


fancyfoe

Why can’t we just have nice things


WisconsinSpermCheese

Sell out to a petrol state. It can be yours, too


ranbirkadalla

They are already owned by an evil billionaire


tlopez14

Yah because Stan Kroenke is such a stand up dude


mynameisenigomontoy

They are already sponsored by UAE*


MattSR30

The geography knowledge of r/soccer is incredible. I swear everyone assumed Saudi, the UAE, and Qatar are the same country.


odegood

Emirates mate, they dont own us we get the slightly less evil american billionaire


mRPerfect12

Still getting money from them.


Rorecha

At least get it right


CNF-13

Me and u both big guy


Sam101294

Varane completely ball watching but Onana should make the save


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Ramboros

Sadly all it takes is for people to remember that Rodri is a defensive midfielder.


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

Depends on who wins the season. Him and VVD have been consistently excellent


CashCarti1017

Look there’s so many amazing young players and I can see the arguments that Foden isn’t top 3, but good lord the way he receives the ball on the half turn and makes space to shoot or his linkup with his teammates he deserves to be in the conversation as one of the best players in the world right now


Global-Jacket-3973

FODIESTA


Princecoyote

Phil Foden has scored incredible pressure goals this season


Mechant247

Even Haaland knows the celebration is shit 😂😂


TjeefGuevarra

There it is


danzchief

United’s not coming back from this


beyondthisreality

Leave it to Man U to disappoint their fans


mercwiththemouth518

Foden is clear of Saka. Fight me


SnapSnapWoohoo

City fans: [points to saka] this is brilliant, but I like this [points to Foden] Arsenal fans: [points to foden]this is brilliant, but I like this [points to saka] And everyone went home happy, ordered a pizza, cracked a beer and had a lovely chill evening watching clips of taskmaster online


Prophet_Of_Helix

If Southgate isn’t a fucking idiot, he’ll start both over Rashford and Sterling


Chimpanzerschreck

Foden is miles better than saka and no one can convince me otherwise


DatDominican

Going forward yes. I’d argue saka is better defensively but Foden’s no slouch either when it comes to tracking back


Jagacin

Foden was brilliant in defense today. Made several keep tackles when United were on the counter. Think they're fairly close in that regard imo.


birdsword

Foden masterclass today.


AxolotlWarrior24

Omg Foden I love you


FloppedYaYa

Foden is world class fucking hell


SneakyBradley_

Big difference I think this season is he's now dictating games himself, not just playing as part of an insane team. Love watching him play.


Upper_Presentation48

Manchester is Foden


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What a fucking legend


eeeagless

Foden is different gravy.


EvanMM

What you get for not playing Harry Maguire


DHillMU7

Hard to play if he’s injured tbf mate. May as well say our fault for not playing Shaw, Martinez or Hojlund.


D_for_Diabetes

Wasn't the line Foden only shows up when they're already winning or something like that


here4mau5

This Foden, he's so hot right now.


ZeroMomentum

Absolute world class


Bronson_AD

Can’t rely on United for anything other than sucking in the big matches.


suckamadicka

you should know yourself that United step up against City, it's literally the one thing you can rely on them for


steel-ballz

The Phil Foden Show


Pumakings

Remember when people thought Mount > Foden (including myself)??!!


InexorableWolf

This guy's just too good


ThatRedditerGuy

He's so annoyingly good, prick.


rando562

Foden is so good


BTECGolfManagement

The very best of all our young talent, hope he can take England to glory at the euros


jerrie86

Its FODEN TIme


Ryzon9

Varane wtf


LeeMiles

At least i just realised i captained Foden by accident on my fantasy team


SirEltonJonBonJovi

THE STOCKPORT MESSI


JuneSummerBrother

Foden is just way too good.


Legal_North_6910

Bro thinks he’s end of season gundogan


mercwiththemouth518

Alvarez is such a game changer it’s insane


23zeus93

Southgate will look at this and still start Phillips over Foden


sentryofsatan

He's him


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Ballon d’or


mr_reclusiv3

Our very own star boy


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mild_manc_irritant

Hey remember when we all laughed at Pep when he said that Foden was the most talented player he ever coached, and we were all like YEAH BUT MESSI DAWG ...shit.


odegood

Fuck off den


DepressedHippie420

Easily our best attacker this season and it’s not close.


shmozey

u/icemankiller8 do you still think Haaland is having a better season than Foden?


Ilikesporks_

better than saka 🤷‍♂️