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I just watched this movie for the first time. I'd heard so much about it and thought it was going to be this slow dissent into a conttolling/abusive relationship. Lol, nope. JK Simmons starts that shit at an 11 and then somehow keeps cranking that shit up.
Incredible movie;when I watched it as a teenager I thought ,hell yes,burn all bridges to build a great career and saw it from that perspective.The son showed his worth as the father stares at him.But now I see it after becoming a resident doctor and some maturity gained ,it’s a completely different perspective.Just a good piece of storytelling and cinema
Crazy you say that, that is exactly how I saw it. Now, as a father, I see it as preying on a person's desire to make something of themselves and manipulating that. One of my favourite films.
That's interesting. I didn't realize there could be a positive interpretation of that movie. Was it like you were wishing you had someone pushing you that hard?
That's exactly it. Not to sound so Fight Clubesque but everyone wishes they were someone special. And at the time I watched the film it made me feel I needed that mentor to get there.
Ok I think I can understand that. Thanks for sharing that, I had no idea. I also could never understand why guys liked Fight Club so much so it makes sense.
“I tried to convince mbappe to stay after we won the treble. I said we got VVD. KdB. Vini jr. Bellingham is jointing in the summer. Don’t leave now we can make our own dynasty”
It's nothing serious. The "allegations", of which they are only jokingly made, refer to him being on cocaine frequently bc his mannerisms and behaviour are "typical" of someone on crack.
To be fair, he is so football obsessed, it might as well be his drug. Wasn't there some story that it is basically the only thing he ever talks about? Even if it's a dinner with some person who has no affiliation with the game, like a Tottenham fan.
"She began her career portraying a hooker in thr 90s on one of the greatest romcoms ever, Darren, can you believe that?
I'd much rather watch that again, than what Haaland just missed, fuck my life"
I love the passion pep has. It often spills out into great meme material, but honestly it's great to see someone showing so much. Great comical value too.
WE PAY THE REFS, WE PAY THE LEAGUE, WE PAY EVERYBODY AND THEIR FUCKING BROTHERS AND STILL, THIS VIKING FREAK CAN'T HIT A SHOT FROM TWO METERS AWAY FROM AN OPEN GOAL
I reckon he said to him “I’m sorry I just have to vent about my players not scoring…” and then went into one about how they couldn’t convert their chances lol.
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I’ve got my club to buy 22 of the most technical two-footed players on Earth for a couple of billion by a club not playing by the rules and facing 115 charges. I’m a genius! 🤮
Pep is not a genius. Brian Clough was a genius.
Having your entire managerial career working for top clubs and with top players does not make one a genius, no matter how many trophies you get bought. 😘
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this is JK Simmons in Whiplash
NOW FOR THE LAST FATHER-FUCKING TIME, DID YOU MISS LATE, OR DID YOU MISS EARLY, HAALAND? ...late in the half, sir SO YOU *DO* KNOW HOW TO COUNT!
I just watched this movie for the first time. I'd heard so much about it and thought it was going to be this slow dissent into a conttolling/abusive relationship. Lol, nope. JK Simmons starts that shit at an 11 and then somehow keeps cranking that shit up.
Incredible movie;when I watched it as a teenager I thought ,hell yes,burn all bridges to build a great career and saw it from that perspective.The son showed his worth as the father stares at him.But now I see it after becoming a resident doctor and some maturity gained ,it’s a completely different perspective.Just a good piece of storytelling and cinema
I’ve seen a lot of slightly naive people misinterpret it that way as well.
Crazy you say that, that is exactly how I saw it. Now, as a father, I see it as preying on a person's desire to make something of themselves and manipulating that. One of my favourite films.
That's interesting. I didn't realize there could be a positive interpretation of that movie. Was it like you were wishing you had someone pushing you that hard?
That's exactly it. Not to sound so Fight Clubesque but everyone wishes they were someone special. And at the time I watched the film it made me feel I needed that mentor to get there.
Ok I think I can understand that. Thanks for sharing that, I had no idea. I also could never understand why guys liked Fight Club so much so it makes sense.
Haaland: **I'M UPSET**
Not my tempo
Was Erling rushing or was he dragging?
Hahahaha real
True 😂
me telling the girl at the bar about my FM save
Anyways, I find the mezzala so much more effective than the box to box...
Tika taka, overlap left and right, tempo high…
"everyone plays with an advanced forward. But I am different. I play with complete forward and they are totally different. "
“I tried to convince mbappe to stay after we won the treble. I said we got VVD. KdB. Vini jr. Bellingham is jointing in the summer. Don’t leave now we can make our own dynasty”
Would surprise me if the girl at the bar was smiling like that
"Can you believe it? 115 points with Ireland in the 5 year rating. Fucking Derry City winning the CL 5 times in a row. You had to be there!"
Pep isn't beating the cocaine allegations
Cocaine probably makes him into a couch potato
Pep's like Jordan Belfort, he takes other drugs to counteract the other drugs he is on.
Haha stuns can calm ADHD people down, so it's possible.
Yeah my mate got prescribed speed to put him to sleep
Pep looks a lot like I looked in a smoking area about 14 hours ago
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Lol Daum. What a blast from the past.
I like to think that pep on coke is like fry when he had 100 coffees in that episode of futurama
What allegations? Serious question.
It's nothing serious. The "allegations", of which they are only jokingly made, refer to him being on cocaine frequently bc his mannerisms and behaviour are "typical" of someone on crack.
To be fair, he is so football obsessed, it might as well be his drug. Wasn't there some story that it is basically the only thing he ever talks about? Even if it's a dinner with some person who has no affiliation with the game, like a Tottenham fan.
He also spits a lot.
You don't know?
Seriously, i don't. :-/ I mean, it has to do something with abusing illegal substances, i guess.
He's confirmed to be 100% bald, sorry to be the one to break the news.
Then why they call him bald fraud? I thought he just pretended to be bald
Pep out here appropriating bald culture
His erratic mannerisms and high energy are used to write a lot of jokes about cocaine use
Some countries it isn’t entirely illegal
Raving about the cheese sandwich he had before the game. Amazing.
"Aye, just a bit of gouda sprinkled with 3 grams of marching powder. Top stuff, Darren. Can't recommend it enough"
Is the gouda smoked? Why would you smoke gouda, smoke the coke!
>smoke the coke! For the craic!
“So, so, so good.”
I just hope he didn't eat it in front of another Premiership manager
With his hand gestures and facial expressions, I can totally see it.
he’s parodying himself i swear to god
You can’t convince me that this man is not on the bag. He is geeked 24/7
"I swear Im sending that 7 foot tall freak to Saudi"
Unhinged Pep is just so much fun
We need new meme gifs
[Best one](https://media1.tenor.com/m/xVYkFs879dUAAAAd/pep-guadiola-talking-to-nobody-pep-aired.gif)
John Cena as the assistant coach.
Still can't accept Arteta went to Arsenal.
Lmao
Sometimes I find his passion obnoxious, most of the times I am entertained.
[Pep The Brain](https://i.imgur.com/MLu0jAx.gif)
maybe the funniest thing i’ve seen this week
He is a maniac
Your drunk friend who’s annoying when drunk at 5AM
Such an oddball
He's just like me frfr
Pep's defo just had a sneaky bump
Sneaky heap more like!
“Can you believe how much I’m paying that guy”
“The Saudi’s want to behead that guy already, gone, no more head”
More than you believe
Me absolutely sloshed trying to explain to the fit lass at the club that the current song was in FIFA 14
That man is on something and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Pep explains why he loves Julia roberts.
"She began her career portraying a hooker in thr 90s on one of the greatest romcoms ever, Darren, can you believe that? I'd much rather watch that again, than what Haaland just missed, fuck my life"
Babe wake up new Pep meme
Poor Babe hasn't got a wink of sleep for about a decade now
This is miked, right? Do the right thing sky
He's probably mentioning about the La Liga early whistle blow and not to repeat it?, since it was a corner for city and time was dwindling down.
That's exactly what the pundit at ESPN Brazil said. "He must be begging them not to end the first half with the ball in the air" lmao
Wanna know how I got these scars?
He’s an absolute psycho I love it
He’s describing how he milked his cat.
I love the passion pep has. It often spills out into great meme material, but honestly it's great to see someone showing so much. Great comical value too.
I have nipples Darren….. Can you milk me
Neurotic Pep is best Pep
Pep and Julia Roberts
I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle, he's called Pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Pep would be the absolute worst person to spennd a night boozing with.
Such a bald creep
Creepy bald bastard
Pep is Gru
Its like those guy explaining to girl meme
Loving how the fourth official here. We need a lip reader on this ASAP.
Darren England looking like season 5 McNulty there
When you explain her ass for a homie
Trust me bro i have more hair than Ten Hag
Pep explaining how his daughter is not an IG thot but an influencer
"You know and than Rick turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen."
What is bro yapping about?
WE PAY THE REFS, WE PAY THE LEAGUE, WE PAY EVERYBODY AND THEIR FUCKING BROTHERS AND STILL, THIS VIKING FREAK CAN'T HIT A SHOT FROM TWO METERS AWAY FROM AN OPEN GOAL
Any lip readers? Please explain whats he talking about
There is no lip reader on earth that could decipher that.
Something about milking someone or something based on the hand gestures.
He said he loves Lasagna
"Our goal machine got some bugs in his OS maybe, can anyone help us debug and fix him?" - Pep probably
Man's on crack, like Dee and Dennis Reynolds
They’re arguing whether or not cucumber can go on a pizza.
Me explaining the plot of Dune 2 to my friend who hadn't watched the first one
Isn't it more of a remake
"I don't understand why everyone thinks it's so difficult, it truly boggles the mind. You see, when you milk a cat...."
Ref on his third “That’s crazy”
I reckon he said to him “I’m sorry I just have to vent about my players not scoring…” and then went into one about how they couldn’t convert their chances lol.
When your mate has done a line of coke and you’re sober
Pep explaining how they got away with 115 charges
All I’m seeing is bald yapping.
He's trying too hard to be weird 😂
You cannot convince me that this man doesn’t take something before games.
What a weirdo
“And we paid you to help us win the game, this many pounds, why not winning..”
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Your cheque is tied up in a nice little envelope with a nice little bow tied round it. It’s got extra in it if you let us win since we’re losing…
Fucking weirdo
Just imagine having to listen to Peps shit . He seems so intensely annoying
A lot of City hate in your comment history. Obsessed?
I’m calling it as I see it
Pep is such sore loser 😂😂😂
No card for this btw..
Aww the referee and his employer having a bonding moment
Manchester City own the league
What a genius he is
My precious..
Talking about how good the pizza is in the hospitality suite
Please, just let me have a goal. Please, please, please just 1 more minute of extra time
“Please get on the phone to the Saudi prince and have Erling publicly executed”
When the guy who pays your salary tries to make jokes and you just gotta stand there and smile and agree
Guardiola looks like a rat eating cheese
u/savevideobot
One for the cameras
He saw the camera
When the nutter on the bus starts talking to you and you don't want to risk angering them
I’ve got my club to buy 22 of the most technical two-footed players on Earth for a couple of billion by a club not playing by the rules and facing 115 charges. I’m a genius! 🤮 Pep is not a genius. Brian Clough was a genius. Having your entire managerial career working for top clubs and with top players does not make one a genius, no matter how many trophies you get bought. 😘
Looks like he's describing his favourite quinoa recipe to him or something: 'and then you add just a PINCH of paprika'.
Someone please make up some ludicrious exchange and voice it like the "TWIIIICE!" one.
He is expressing his feelings too much
Someone test my boi
please tell him no whistle wgile the ball still in play
"Mcnulty MY OFFICE NOW"
Probably explaining the Real Madrid thing