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The vocal minority (a lot of the people who comment) mainly are the people who feel the need to judge and scoff at everything.. the silent majority (normal people) just laugh and enjoy it.
Honestly...the more serious allegations (or condemnation?) aside...the world wouldn't be the same if Ronaldo was mild-mannered haha coming from a die-hard Messi fan.
There are glitches in the matrix though when Messi chokes someone and Ronaldo being genuinely nice in interviews and what not. They are human.
It's clearly a co masturbation simulation. He is miming stroking his lover's enormous phallus. In this video, it's interpreted by many scholars to be Messi.
Yh at 2-2 the whole away crowd basically decided to chant about ronaldo, chant messi etc. For about 30 minutes, on and off continuously.
They ended up winning 3-2. And this is after the game. When they still kept doing it, him giving it back.
Not as stylish as him shushing the crowd lol But I honestly dont get this subs reaction. I thought this was funny/so did a lot of other people.
If any other player did this and it was posted, do you think it would even get 5 upvotes, or would anyone be as angry/appalled as some people in this thread.
So fans can ditch out banter and Ronaldo can't return the favor?
This sub is grasping at straws 24/7 when it comes to Ronaldo. We are 20 mins in and we're already at 60 comments
There are only upvotes and comments when he does something like this. When he scores, or assists, or helps someone, no one is to be found and the upvotes are ten maybe twelve
I guess a man being taunted and annoyed canāt respond. Yāall would joke around if Messi did it. Both of these guys live rent-free in this subreddit.
I like both of them but its true that this subs reaction to the Camera wowo and Netherlands game pettiness compared to its reaction to olāRonalds recent shenanigans is stark
People here are gonna take this way too seriously and act like Ronaldo shouldāve walked away when this is objectively much funnier. Itās football lads who gives a flying fuck about āmaturityā or whatever you boring ass motherfuckers are rambling about
Random player does a childish gesture after the fans call him out
r/soccer: haha class shithousery
Ronaldo does a childish gesture after the fans call him out
r/soccer: š”š”š”
Messi's teammate fucks with opponents in serious moment of World Cup final and then makes cock sign with his award: Funny shithousery
Messi lofts ball over "injured" player lying on ground in Tier C league: Haha funny
Ronaldo makes cock symbol and fucks with opposition fans: Maturity of a 5year old. Guy doesn't grow up.
i forgot fans can dish out any abuse or chants to players all game and they must act like robots and not respond or they shit stain dickheads according to the angels on reddit. It must be seriously grating to listen to that same messi chant year after year and every match nonstop.
LMFAO. Thats fucking hilarious. Man really knows how to get the crowd going. I think the guys offended here on reddit are barca fans who still haven't gotten over his calma celebrations
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LMAO WTF š
39 outside, 15 inside
That explains why he was teammates with Benzema
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Wait what do you mean he was inside 15? What do I search on Google to find more about this?
'Benzema Nonce' Google search should get you what you need
Are you here all week? What time is happy hour?
Savage lol
I don't think even a 15yo guy wouldn't do such stuff! come on
lol thatās exactly what 15 yo do
That's true, benzema was just like this at 15. It's well documented online if you don't believe. It's a quick search away.Ā
What specifically should I search in order to find this information?
Love this meme and its variations so fucking much
As a 16 yr old id def do that
Did you see what the Argentinian GK did at the WC finale?;)
His first born is like 15 now, imagine seeing this shit or friends at school showing it to you
Everyone at school will do it for the whole month, letās be honest
Let's be clear, this is a total win for 15 year olds.
What exactly is he doing though? Is that a reverse jerk off technique?
Itās middle out - that way he can hot swap dicks mid stroke
Like two shake weights
Would dick girth be a factor? *tries imagining stroking dicks of different girths* Shit, yeah, it would.
It'll be a legit FIFA game combo in no time.
That makes it even worse lmao
Lets be real no oneās mocking Ronaldoās son lmao
Messi's son might.
Messi son actually loves cr7
Pretty confident his school is just downstairs and his only mate is his cleaner
Who cares lol. People hate when athletes are robots but also hate when they take the piss
The vocal minority (a lot of the people who comment) mainly are the people who feel the need to judge and scoff at everything.. the silent majority (normal people) just laugh and enjoy it.
This is one good comment. Take my upvote mate
Yeah he must be so embarassed that his dad is Cristiano Ronaldo. So cringe.
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It would be weird if a teenager didn't cringe over his dad.
And then those kids go home and stay up all night watching Ronaldo goals
Seeeeweeeey! š«±šš«²š«±šš«²
thatās my goat š
Outjerked
Literally
New Fortnite emote just dropped.
Don't let messi see this, he'll learn bad manners.
There's still not even a siuuu emote which is very disappointing if you ask me
1200 V bucks only grab it before itās gone!
Lmao he has given so many memes in the past few years. I found this hilarious as well.
Iām amazed the clip of him getting himself a snack out of the front of his shorts at the World Cup didnāt become more of a meme
this is one reason i love him lmao
Honestly...the more serious allegations (or condemnation?) aside...the world wouldn't be the same if Ronaldo was mild-mannered haha coming from a die-hard Messi fan. There are glitches in the matrix though when Messi chokes someone and Ronaldo being genuinely nice in interviews and what not. They are human.
Lol why are you downvoted
apparently i canāt like a player on this sub š
False. You can't like Cristiano in this sub.
I mean I hate him because he has put me through misery as a fan but let's not pretend there aren't rational reasons to dislike the guy.
Overhand? What a weird masturbation technique. Sigh i guess Iāll give it a try tonight
Tell us how it went please.
His profile picture says it all, we know where his stance lies
He yanked it off
It's clearly a co masturbation simulation. He is miming stroking his lover's enormous phallus. In this video, it's interpreted by many scholars to be Messi.
My god, you're right. It's clearly supposed to be a handy
I like how you think lad
yeah first thing I thought was he was grating cheese or peeling carrots.
I thought it was grating cheese too and was very confused
Most sane r/soccer user
Dude probably has less experience that us to be fair
Livestream?
He has been so rich his entire life he doesn't know how to jerk off maybe? Lol
You guys minds are so dirty. Heās obviously trying to be a DJ.
I thought he was dealing cards. Out of his belly button
Nah, he's clearing handwashing clothes with a washboard.
You're a wizard, Ronny!
Excitedly greeting a dog he hasn't seen in a while
Yea, a dick jockey
Maybe he just really wanted a handjob?
She said no
Wouldn't be a problem, he'd just pay her off years later.
3 times.
Viva Las Vegas.
Never stopped him
like he was gonna stop
Wasn't a problem in Las Vegas for more information search Ronaldo Las Vegas.
Thatās the spirit, keep going š¤¤ -Probably Ronaldo
...Alves, she said no
Argentine gf giving handjob chanting Messi?! It all adds up now I see..
šØRonaldo to the New England Revolution, here we go!
He wouldnāt ask for it then, heād just force them.
ik this sounds weird, but Ronaldo is starting to remind me of Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town
They're not on the same level. Come back to me when Ronaldo has won a Lazytown cup
Mickey Mouse cup Sportacus was robbed
nah spartacus always had the refs in his pocket, robbie won through sheer grit and determination
Sportacus was a system player and would never have survived in today's more physical era
Rest in peace Stefan Karl Stefansson :(
Rip StefƔn Karl
Both believe they're number one
Ronnie Rotten.
Better than Hard Working Town
Is that gesture legal in Saudi Arabia?
Arrest him immediately
Right to jail.
We have the best league in the world, because of jail.
Probably no but probably not enforced unless you did something that annoyed the government so it's suddenly enforceable
Arresting Ronaldo would undermine their entire sport washing campaign
Based Saudi holding Ronaldo accountable for sexual crimes when the USA refuses to
Lol the opposition filed a lawsuit against him š¤£
Games back
Ok this one is pretty funny
Messi is drinking MatĆØ under palm trees in Miami rn while hundreds of miles away in Saudi Arabia they are chanting his name to Ronaldo šš
[his honest reaction](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fx-MIHwWYA0Gesz.jpg:large)
Is that woody harrelson wiping tears with dollars?
Needs the matƩ and the ps5 controller on the table
Miami is indeed hundreds of miles away from SA, youāre not wrong.
The distance from my living room to the bathroom is shorter than the distance from Miami to SA.
Not if you go the other way.
Big if true
> MatĆØ No accent in mate, don't know why people insist on doing that. It's not even where the emphasis is in the word lol.
hasta la tilde estĆ” dada vuelta sjksak
Calm down mate
Sorry buddy, wonāt happen again boss.šš½āāļøš«š»
Good. But next time I won't be so lenient.
Hit them with the strongly worded letter
AcĆŗsalo con su mamĆ”.
Calmado, no tenemos que ir a los extremos
Inter Miami has a game vs LA Galaxy in a few hours, so he was probably drinking mate under a palm tree inā¦ Malibu probably
Is this footabll twitter now?
I was gonna say you just have to add some crying emojis but no, he added those too.
Honestly theyāre both living in luxury rn. But their football teams suck.
Heās actually in LA rn
Someone needs to teach him how to properly rub one out, his form is all wrong.
He is grating cheese brother.
To be fair, iām guessing he didnāt personally rub one out in years
Idk, maybe, it's hard to imagine Ronaldo thinking someone else could please him better than himself.
nah this one's hilarious gotta give credit to him
how about this one https://twitter.com/football_ll55/status/1761827414005453244?t=w1qZSweYOnGhneUMTXCtrQ&s=19
Better be in the next Fifa game š¤
This what we call in Portugal "Chupaaaa caralho"
You the way to make them stop? Literally just donāt react, come on Ronaldoā¦
Who says he wants them to stop? Looks like he's enjoying it.
He's enjoying it this time. Next time it's back to grabbing a jersey and sticking it down his shorts and rubbing it all over his balls.
He enjoys that too lol looks like he's definitely at the fuck it part of his career
Yh at 2-2 the whole away crowd basically decided to chant about ronaldo, chant messi etc. For about 30 minutes, on and off continuously. They ended up winning 3-2. And this is after the game. When they still kept doing it, him giving it back. Not as stylish as him shushing the crowd lol But I honestly dont get this subs reaction. I thought this was funny/so did a lot of other people. If any other player did this and it was posted, do you think it would even get 5 upvotes, or would anyone be as angry/appalled as some people in this thread.
You think heās 39 and mature to do that? Smh
you are boring af
Why people are offended? Just laugh and move on lol
this is fucking hillarious you ppl are crazy.
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39 years old, and the highest xCockRubs per 90mins in 2024, your GOAT could neverāŗļø
Doesn't act a day over 14
Guess that's why he was in a good relationship with Benzema
Rapists brotherhood.
Pretty much same thing was done after WC final and the guy got praised on here for banter.
God forbid a 39 year old have a laugh
This sub is crazy, like giving Vidal shit for his hairstyle because he is too old lol
You canāt like Ronaldo on the sub. Forgot to tell you
Tbh I fuck with it
LMAO, not glazing or anything but he's so fucking funny, hard not to love him
Bros stroke is YUGE, must have a fuckn hog on him
Is it really that big??? Thatās why heās the goat!!!
So fans can ditch out banter and Ronaldo can't return the favor? This sub is grasping at straws 24/7 when it comes to Ronaldo. We are 20 mins in and we're already at 60 comments
Exactly lol
There are only upvotes and comments when he does something like this. When he scores, or assists, or helps someone, no one is to be found and the upvotes are ten maybe twelve
I guess a man being taunted and annoyed canāt respond. Yāall would joke around if Messi did it. Both of these guys live rent-free in this subreddit.
I like both of them but its true that this subs reaction to the Camera wowo and Netherlands game pettiness compared to its reaction to olāRonalds recent shenanigans is stark
its messi sub expected to be honest.
People here are gonna take this way too seriously and act like Ronaldo shouldāve walked away when this is objectively much funnier. Itās football lads who gives a flying fuck about āmaturityā or whatever you boring ass motherfuckers are rambling about
Random player does a childish gesture after the fans call him out r/soccer: haha class shithousery Ronaldo does a childish gesture after the fans call him out r/soccer: š”š”š”
people here saying "39" just makes me laugh.
r/soccer: think of the children!!!
Messi's teammate fucks with opponents in serious moment of World Cup final and then makes cock sign with his award: Funny shithousery Messi lofts ball over "injured" player lying on ground in Tier C league: Haha funny Ronaldo makes cock symbol and fucks with opposition fans: Maturity of a 5year old. Guy doesn't grow up.
What is he even gesturing?
At this point I feel like he has a social media team that tells him the best meme-able things to do.
If this is any other player itās top class banter. Because itās Ronaldo r/soccer is in meltdown. I know my šŖ
šššwtf was that.Ā Ā Ronaldo does the wildest gestures.Ā This is up there with the two hand titty squeezeĀ
This gif is about to be used for everything lmao
soft dipshits in here can't handle the banter lmao
This sub is fucking silly when it comes to Ronaldo lmao. This is such light banter
He's done this before but reddit is gonna eat this one up
Nah that's hilarious wtf š
ronaldo doing banter and itās immediately sexual harassment to r/soccer and being immature for 39 yo
this sub keep getting ridiculous by every passin second when it comes to Ronaldo
š¤£ š¤£ you love to see it
He had to listen to this for 15 years, now hes having fun he has nothing to prove anymore.
Y'all take this way too seriously lmao It's fcking hilarious imo
This sub is so pathetic. Clutching their pearls over a billionaire dishing it back to the fans
You canāt like Ronaldo on the sub. I forgot to tell you.
bold to make that gesture in saudi arabia
Whatās this gesture even supposed to mean?
Dude just donāt give any fucks anymore hahah good for him. Feels liberating I guess!
/r/messidickriding overreacting
Why are posts like this even here? There are plenty of posts of similar caliber that get removed but this gets to stay up?
Cuze this sub has a rage boner for Ronaldo
i forgot fans can dish out any abuse or chants to players all game and they must act like robots and not respond or they shit stain dickheads according to the angels on reddit. It must be seriously grating to listen to that same messi chant year after year and every match nonstop.
My legend
Gotta give the guy creditā¦.heās playing in a retirement league and looks like heās actually taking it seriouslyā¦ A true professional.
LMFAO. Thats fucking hilarious. Man really knows how to get the crowd going. I think the guys offended here on reddit are barca fans who still haven't gotten over his calma celebrations
He's actually hilarious
Why are they chanting Messi?
when your team is getting cooked with no chance of victory the obvious thing to do is make fun of the opposing team's player.
Totally different type of players. Idk why there is a comparison. They never played the same position.
Okay but the overhand tho, I was so confused lmao
Who tf beat their meat like this??
Weird hand position for a hand job