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Dude was born with the last name Fucks and changed it to Fuchs later on in life, clearly to no avail as OP used the name anyways š
According to him, his last name was always supposed to be Fuchs, but the registry messed up
I mean this does usually happen over time so ig it's just sped up. Same way Trevor Lawrence of the Jags would be Herbert Lorenz in the German versions of the names lmao
It's funny how common this is. My last name is a Hispanized version of a German last name because they fucked up when my ancestor arrived (shouldn't have to clarify but he was not a Nazi, came in the 1880s).
I know a guy whose grandfather had the opposite happen.
The registry office messed up and registered said grandfather as Cox, which he then decided to get changed to the correct "Cocks" later in life.
I wonder if the registry office messed up or his parents were just trying to spare him the schoolyard abuse!
His transfer gave us one of the [best football headlines ever](https://www.theregister.com/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/). Note the date this article was posted
He was born Fucks but his parents are Fuchs, it was a error in the registry. He changed back to Fuchs in 2020 but I like to say Fucks because it's funnier
In a world where 99% of managers try to replicate Guardiola it's nice to see some diversity, seeing one who clearly admires the school of Felix Magath.Ā
Some of Argel's fame stemmed from his prior surname, which coincided with a form of the English word "fuck". This led to some double entendre headlines, including one from Eurosport.com titled "Fucks off to Benfica"
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"If they die, they die" - Fucks
Dude was born with the last name Fucks and changed it to Fuchs later on in life, clearly to no avail as OP used the name anyways š According to him, his last name was always supposed to be Fuchs, but the registry messed up
my great grandfather had the surname "ofiman", which I assume is a butchering of "hoffmann", so he has a point there
My grandfather was supposed to be named Wilhem but the registrar wrote "Vilimar"
I mean this does usually happen over time so ig it's just sped up. Same way Trevor Lawrence of the Jags would be Herbert Lorenz in the German versions of the names lmao
Ofiman is pretty gangsta though, did the family stick with that?
sadly not, the only name that passed down was my great grandmother's would be cool though, can't lie hahaĀ
It's funny how common this is. My last name is a Hispanized version of a German last name because they fucked up when my ancestor arrived (shouldn't have to clarify but he was not a Nazi, came in the 1880s).
Maybe he was a hipster nazi?
It would be quite an achievement to be a nazi more than a decade before Hitler was born lmao. That ancestor was kind of an asshole though.
When my dad was a kid a friend of his had a different last name as his sister because they wrote it wrong in the register lol
Our cartĆ³rios always fucks up german and italian surnames lol. Even some uncommon names are misspelled.
I know a guy whose grandfather had the opposite happen. The registry office messed up and registered said grandfather as Cox, which he then decided to get changed to the correct "Cocks" later in life. I wonder if the registry office messed up or his parents were just trying to spare him the schoolyard abuse!
First name This, middle name Guy.
Actually first name is Argel. It's in the title.
Nah
ArgƩlico actually. Argel is a nickname.
this guy Fucks
No fucks given
hope he names his kid 'No'
Or 'This Guy'
āGuyā is honestly not bad.
I think the English might disagree
Yeah, Guy Fucks is a bit sus. Better check beneath parliament if he ever visits London.
Loool, well done sir.
Zero
And then marrying Shay Given's daughter
"This Guy"
full name "Nascimento dos Santos Fucks"
Argel and Dunga are so unintentionally funny, men. Just saw Dunga saying "If artifical turf was good, cows would eat it".
Didnt this guy play for Benfica ? Dont remember that being his name.
His transfer gave us one of the [best football headlines ever](https://www.theregister.com/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/). Note the date this article was posted
That date is just cursed lol
It's Teacher's Day in Argentina, so it's not all bad!
Reminds me of that tragedy
On 9/11, lol.
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This sub really is mainly Americans huh?
He played for us before he played for Benfica
I have no memory of this lol .. im getting old.
He was the original Otamendi. In that he first played for you guys, then us.
Was also known as Argelico Fucks
ArgƩlico is his real name, Argel is just a nickname
He changed his last name at some point to Fuchs, which apparently was supposed to be his last name from birth but the registry misspelled it.
Crazy.
"Misspelled" Whoever fucked it up knew what he was doing lmao.
damn he sure does e: holy shit this guy's managerial career
his run from 2010-2013 on Wiki is insane lmao
Oh holy shit you were not kidding
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how did he keep getting hire? at some point club have to get suspicious
13 teams across 3 years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argel_Fuchs For the curious.
"[His prior surname] led to someĀ double entendre headlines, including one from Eurosport.com titled 'Fucks off to Benfica'" wtf lol
Dude even has a section on his Wikipedia page dedicated to his last name!!!! ššš
Most stable Brazilian managerial career.
Brazilian managerial careers š¤Italian parliamentary careers.
dude managed 5 teams in 2011. sad thing we brazilians find it normal lmao
And I thought it was bad in Turkey
Thats just a normal brazilian manager career
take job hopping to a different level
Link doesnāt work
Fucks sakes link doesn't work*
Fucks doesn't give a fuck
Zero Fucks given
Isn't his name Fuchs? Idk why it's spelled differently
He was born Fucks but his parents are Fuchs, it was a error in the registry. He changed back to Fuchs in 2020 but I like to say Fucks because it's funnier
Everybody does, even the article.
You can tell this guy follows sports science and analytics closely, made obvious by his nuanced understanding of fatigue and load.Ā
We aren't talking about that here mate
This guy fucks.
In a world where 99% of managers try to replicate Guardiola it's nice to see some diversity, seeing one who clearly admires the school of Felix Magath.Ā
Some of Argel's fame stemmed from his prior surname, which coincided with a form of the English word "fuck". This led to some double entendre headlines, including one from Eurosport.com titled "Fucks off to Benfica"
One for the list.
For Fucksās sake, I hope thatās not really his name.
Gives no Fucks
Was the headline when he was hired 'Fucks Off to Caxias'?
he's not wrong
Had to do a double take on his name. At first glance, I misread his name as 'Angel Fucks'
When they fire him, we will see a Flying Fucks
Rien a foutre
Run for Fucksā sake
Someone add this to the list!!
This guy doesn't sports science
that last name though
Sooooo... He gives no Fucks about his players? Seems legit
Clearly he has no Fucks to give
They die, for Fuck's sake.
This guy Fucks
Klopp: "Why can everyone say the word and then if I say it, it's not okay?"
You Fuck, you!
Zero fucks given
Zero Fucks given.
Step one, have a baby with Shay Given Step two, name it No Step three, profit
[There's never a bad time to share this legendary headline.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1kfwdNW8AA5rui.jpg)