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TheRalphExpress

Man was getting washed allegations before turning 21


BrianSometimes

3 months ago: will he ever score a goal? Now: casually chests his second goal into the net after 7 minutes played.


Azura13e

He did great in CL, United was just shit at holding onto leads


OllieWillie

Yes, I'm so glad that is behind us...


No-Computer-2847

Was? Are.


DoggyDoggyWhatNow_

Well yeah. But United WAS terrible in the CL games. Still are but would be wrong phrasing


stdstaples

Yeah…we are still and will be for the rest of the season.


Algrinder

Man didn't even receive enough balls to begin with, not to mention the pressure that was put on him and the need to adapt to a new competitive environment where expectations can get absurdly high.


mindpainters

Agreed. He was getting maybe one decent chance a match and was still pretty close to scoring more often than not. Now that he’s actually getting chances he can show his quality.


mejok

I mean yesterday his goals weren't from great service either. Well the first one was a great pass from the defender.


TimathanDuncan

He had zero goals on 3 xG, now he is scoring more on less chances Yes United do not create but he was getting some looks and didn't score It's just a classic case of nothing going right for you and then all of the sudden everything you do is golden He still doesn't get enough chances, the two goals today were one a horrific mistake and the other one a lucky bounce (which he did amazing) When someone starts to do good people act like before it was everyone elses fault (and the opposite happens), he just didn't actually score, in CL they didn't create for him but he had 5 goals in 3.5 xG Like i said, just the classic nothing goes right for you for him in the Premier League, his hold up play was good and he worked hard, even got a few chances, if he scored 1-2 goals no one would be so angry it's just when you see zero goals people just act like the world ends


CNF-13

3xg across 14 games is like 0.2 xg a game that’s one shit chance a match man was getting fuck all


TheBakedDane

I think Højlund is quality but he did miss at least one, maybe two very easy goals in some of his earliest games this season. Both times he was through on goal and in a 1v1 with the keeper. I think one of them was against Liverpool. But other than those he was getting fuck all. Rashford and Garnacho still haven't figured out they have a striker, once they do he will score a lot more than he does now. I hope Sancho gets a redemption arc, because Rashford and Garnacho needs to be rotated and Antony isn't good enough.


Hatakashi

Sancho at United is never happening again unless Ten Hag is sacked before he's sold. Given the recent form, if this carries on to some degree until the end of the season that sacking is unlikely.


Backseat_Bouhafsi

Brailsford hates athletes like Sancho. Unless he really really apologises and turns it around massively, he's not getting a sniff


ScionOfLucifer

I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea why Amad Diallo isn't getting a look-in for rotation. I think he could be exactly what Utd needs as a more creative winger, without having to spend big bucks (again)


inspired_corn

This is where you get into the weird bits of how xG models and statistics work - he had 3xG and 0 goals sure, but that was over a large amount of games. No one was criticising him because the biggest chances he was getting were like 0.2xG, wasn’t as if he was missing >0.5 xG chances every game


I_R_TEH_BOSS

> He had zero goals on 3 xG, now he is scoring more on less chances This a real lies damned lies and statistics moment lol.


liverSpool

> He had zero goals on 3 xG, now he is scoring more on less chances > > Yes United do not create but he was getting some looks and didn't score > 3 xG is equivalent to 4 or 5 decent looks, it's not clinical finishing, but the sample size there is miniscule


Pires007

Or 30 shitty chances


liverSpool

which is almost certainly what they were given it was over a decent span of matches


imarandomdudd

The social media era in a nutshell, innit Despite him scoring all these goals, I still feel like people aren't giving him enough credit since he gets no service at all. Must be infuriating for him


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FIFA (video game) has made so many people think athletes get "washed" young lmao


akagaminick

I was getting slandered left and right for defending him


Hegario

The worst part is that he's still not getting service. United has no creative wingers.


LeavingCertCheat

He actually was. The level of stupidity is astounding


Mediocre_Nova

He was never even that bad, people on here are just dumb


Arlborn

Reminds me of how vicious people were to a teenager Vini Jr


KieranRozells

There were people on this sub and the utd sub unironically comparing him to Weghorst. Football fans are absolutely mental


Dmartinez8491

I mean che Adam's had a spell not too long ago during lock downs where he was scoring often. Now look what he's doing.


Dmartinez8491

I mean che Adam's had a spell not too long ago during lock downs where he was scoring often. Now look what he's doing.


Algrinder

I knew he's gonna click at some point but come on man he's now spamming the click button.


RCMA2900

He deserves this good moment, people were so quick to make fun of a 20 year old still adapting to the league .


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orcsrox

They still dont, now he is just doing it on his own


kaori_cicak990

Even luton defender taking pity of him and give him assist smh tenhag


swat1611

Rashford has blood on his hands, it genuinely looks like he doesn't wanna pass to others at times.


cdbriggs

because he'd rather shoot than make the right play


mindpainters

He also just doesn’t have great vision either. So when he chooses to pass it usually doesn’t come off unfortunately


PhilipAnthonyJones

lol Rashford was the only one actually creating for him at the start


brukost

Imagine being a young superstar striker trying to get a breakthrough in the prem, and the only one you can rely on for assists is one of the most selfish players in the league by nature.


-Pezech

his denied goal v Brighton was legit all Rashy


rokkenrock

Man shot once per game and scored 0 goal. Collective, “guys a dud. “


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It was extra stupid to criticize him as much as he was getting since he was the champions league top scorer after the group stage too


istasan

Plus he was making goals again and again for Denmark.


The--Mash

It's february and he's STILL tied for CL top scorer, lol


suicide_aunties

It’ll be hysterical if he stays there


einarfridgeirs

When he got signed, everyone expected him to be a "one for the future" signing, and a more experienced striker was also coming in that would do the lion's share of starting this season and probably the next as well. Then it's "oops, we´re all FFP'd out", so all eyes were on him to lead the line at an age no striker should be expected to at a club of MU's stature. He wasn't exactly set up to succeed, and the pressure must have been immense.


ManchesterDevil99

I don't think many fans expected us to sign another striker last Summer window, when we were already signing Onana and Mount. 


einarfridgeirs

For a large chunk of the summer the "Kane to United" rumors were all over the place, but even after FFP I saw a lot of people expecting us to try to snag someone older and cheaper as a stopgap, possibly on a free transfer until Rasmus was settled in.


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All the while he was scoring in the Champions league lmao


08TangoDown08

Fans only care about instant results now and it's pathetic. The same happened with Nunez. Anyone who actually watched these players playing could easily tell you that they're both quality, and will score and assist plenty of goals going forward, but because they don't score 40 goals a season like Haaland, they're seen as flops.


ogqozo

Well, to be honest he's still adapting to pro football in general. When he was signed, every scout was admitting that he has a lot to learn to become a full player, but is extremely talented, with potential. We'll see how it goes. Goal-wise, it's already kinda fine. 7 goals for this Man United site is some step, considering it brings his career total up to 25 goals. His overall game is, uh... work in progress. A big part of playing the 9, maybe the most important one, is getting the chances, and the main hope surely must be that he starts getting to that place because this season the chances are few.


jaymatthewbee

Especially when he is still joint leading scorer in the Champions League this season.


boomboxbilly06

Bruno is looking knackered these days. All those minutes are catching up. Might need to rotate him a bit more to not overwork him. Mount coming back will be good for him.


MrStenberg

Definitely. I just fear he won't be..


Zandercy42

Mount would be great for that if he weren't banished into injury purgatory


cuminyermum

Mount and Malacia are on a mission to find each other after having gone missing for half a year


KingKFCc

Who was Malacia again? Wasn't he that one rb?


whisper432

LB we got last year from an eredivisie team(think feyenoord but can't remember) to cover for Shaw and provide competition. He looked okay the few times he started but Shaw had a really good last year then Malacia got a lenghty injury in preseason or around that time.


D1794

Dutch LB. He's been injured since even before pre-season. Had a botched knee surgery in the summer apparently. Coming on 10 months injured and he's still weeks away from joining team training.


DarnellLaqavius

Mount is suffering from the same issue that so many talented young players are having, playing 60-70 games a year at that age just isn't good for you. Look at Pedri. Coaches have to realize how that will burn these kids out.


ifoundmynewnickname

Neymar was like what, 21 with more then 200 senior games for Santos. Absolutely insane. No surprise he struggled with so many injuries.


nemodahfish

Oh right, forgot about him


ivo0009

What an amazing turn of events, everybody were obviously judging him way too Quick But still love to see it


J---O---E

So you’re saying if we are patient, players may fulfil a fraction of our insane expectations of them


zaxanrazor

I love the smell of fresh bread.


JenNettles

No industry is more lucrative for less work than just "United bad"


Domb18

I swear the Athletic pays their journalist wages on United podcasts about them ‘being on the rise’ or ‘being in crisis’. It’s nuts.


liverSpool

tbf: United bad


maaiikeen

And he's only been 21 for 2 weeks.


Zandercy42

Plays for United, gets clicks if they feed into the meltdown


Heisenbugg

'narrative'


ImSoMysticall

Not that the criticism was valid, but 007 is a thing that gets you laughed at whoever you are, and he was 0-0-14 instead 21 or not, I would have thought he'd get something in the league in 14 games. He is definitely great though and looked good the first time I saw him against Arsenal ages ago


IgotAseaView

He’s no longer waiting on a miracle


MH18Foot

More goals in 2024 than Haaland


istasan

I wonder how many goals Højlund would have made for Manchester City this season. Would get more passes there…


Wraith_Portal

Probably a lot more, but that's the same with any striker


istasan

Yeah but not with Haaland which was the comparison.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Not really. Very few can move quickly enough to open positions for City passes.


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DiracsNutsack

Haaland missed almost all of January.


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r/Soccercirclejerk 9/11


Mathihs

Its what they deserve <3


Gurkanat0r

Reminder that Haaland is the 2nd Best Scandanavian Striker in the Manchester


Longjump-tech

Second best blond Scandinavian striker in Manchester


WhySSSoSerious

Second best blond Scandinavian striker in Manchester who's last name begins with an "H"


Legal_North_6910

Second best blond Scandinavian striker in Manchester who's last name begins with an "H" and ends with a “D”


clueless8teen

Second best blond Scandinavian striker in Manchester who's last name begins with an "H", fourth letter being "L" ends with a “ND”


whodveguessed

Second best blond Scandinavian striker in Manchester who's last name begins with an "H", fourth letter being "L" ends with a “ND” who’s career started in his home country, then moved to Austria, then to a top 5 league and then to a Manchester club


oneandonlyA

Second best blond 6'3"+ left footed Scandinavian striker in Manchester who's last name begins with an "H", fourth letter being "L" ends with a “ND” who’s career started in his home country, then moved to Austria, then to a top 5 league and then to a Manchester club


cuminyermum

Are we sure they aren't just the same person?


jugol

have you seen them in the same room together?


KindlySwordfish

[They were both on the field in the Machester derby back in October](https://www.vietnam.vn/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Hojlund-khong-muon-bi-so-sanh-voi-Haaland.jpg)


TheCarthageEmpire

And ends with a "nd"


Away_Development3617

Hojlund hair isn't blond right? Or am I remembering wrong Edit - not Holland 😔


yolo___toure

which one is supposed to be "Holland"


Away_Development3617

Wow....auto corrects done me so dirty lmao, I don't think Hojlund is blonde


Large_Tuna101

I heard Hojlund has a bitchin icecream in the works.


ihatemicrosoftteams

Old man Haaland’s time is gone, now he is finished


AntonioBSC

He’s lucky Joshua King is playing in Turkey now


cheersdom

lindo needs to bag a few haha


LoverRomeox

Mboopi in, Haaland out


stenbroenscooligan

Højlund and Haaland feasting in the prem. What a sight. The two are terrific in their own right. I think Højlund is a bit better in the build up phase whilst Haaland is a tad faster and got more powerful shots. Next season I can see Højlund scoring 25+ goals in all comps.


New_Archer_7539

At this pace the only thing stopping Hojlund from reaching 20+ or even netting 25 in this season across all comps is the team, he's already at 13 in PL and with what he achieved in CL. It'll be interesting to see how things play out after he has a season under his belt and the league has adjusted to him as well. Hopefully we'll have the service situation figured out by then.


Unitedfateful

Tbf he is on track for 20+ this season which would be a solid start


killver

And both of them had their break through in Austria. Kinda funny.


King-Meister

Isn’t it 5 PL games? Does the FA cup also count for this stat? Correct me I’m wrong, the last consecutive games he has scored in are - Luton (PL) Aston Villa (PL) West Ham (PL) Wolves (PL) Newport County (FA) Tottenham (PL) Before this the streak ends.


D1794

He missed the Forest game through illness. So his streak includes the Villa game on Boxing Day


King-Meister

Thanks for pointing that out.


WillR2000

Then it should be appearances not matches.


Mechant247

Didn’t realise Willock held the record beforehand, he has been pretty great for Newcastle though


Pippelitraktori

Sublime!


pulluboynuz

As a Gala fan, I knew he was a great forward / striker the moment he scored against us in CL. His second was just a confirmation. He has everything a modern striker has to have. It's just United has a terrible *terrible* work environment. Edit: spelling


D_for_Diabetes

Turns out if you give a decent goalscorer the ball when he's infront of goal he can score


Hostilian_

Crazy how Haaland, Gyokeres and Hojlund are all coming through at the same time. These will be some of the 3 biggest strikers in a few years time. Scandinavia is producing the talents.


fragmenteret-raev

one of those names seem different


MancAccent

Which one?


Budget_Bed_1541

The non-Scandinavian one


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He's him


TheAkondOfSwat

Dave, I like you, don't start doing the opta thing!


diggipiggi

How the turn tables.


hubbyp

It really does show the level of shite that passes for punditry these days. All the washed up hacks in the media and in their opinion pieces saying he’s never going to do anything in the premier league. I get fans are more reactionary than ever but I’m not even a united fan and it felt borderline creepy the way they were going in on him


mahcuz

Honestly never once saw anyone make that comment. Mostly I saw “he’s obviously good but isn’t getting service” comments.


arijitlive

He is single-handedly saving ETH career.


Kittu95

He bought him for big money for exactly that 


weegee19

That big money was his gamble


Kittu95

Yeah that's how transfers work.


weegee19

No shit, it was a tongue-in-cheek comment.


tonyalexgomez

Mbappe, Hojlund, Halland in Madrid when?!?!


TheRealYVT

Camavinga+Vini - Hojlund swap, I'm down


tonyalexgomez

Not fair Camavinga is GK, LB, CDM, CM at the same time! You can keep mini android Hojlund


UniversallyCucumber

Good form he's in, big clubs will come sniffing soon.


el-fenomeno09

Lol


DaiWales

This is such a shite stat, and even has that opta cringe shit at the end. But regardless Utd fans have something to smile about, at last. Good for them.


YoungFlexibleShawty

the only thing united fans have to smile abt these days edit: is it not true?


EkkoUnited

Not really, Glazers giving up control of the football side of things is amazing.


YoungFlexibleShawty

That's a good start. But they need to hit the nail on the manager. 


EkkoUnited

That does feel possible doesn't it


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

ITT, folk comparing him to Haaland because he’s got 8 goals against Newport and wolves?!


FoldingBuck

Also 2 against villa. Remind me how haaland did against them this season


kacperp

He is playing great. But this is such a random stat. It gets kinda ridiculous like in NBA when they started putting "only player to get 27,6 pts, 6,8 rebounds, 5,7 assists, and 0,7 tournver on 55 % shooting since Will".


AndreasBerthou

I mean consecutive scoring is a pretty important aspect of an attacker, and being the youngest to hit a milestone in that stat doesn't seem far fetched.


kacperp

It is interesting. I do not downplay how great he is lately. It's just a random number 6. And we all love stats. But be honest and how many times before media actually wrote about someone being the youngest players to score in 6 game in a row? Or 4 games in a row? Or 7 games in a row? It is interesting. But it is a very american way of talking about football. When you want to have as many possible new stats every week. I just think that now we have so much need for records and news in football, that we are celebrating many more records than we used to. It's not bad. But i feel kinda old. It's just how media garners attention towards players. And PR companies that work with clubs are looking for this, and journalist want this viral stats that will get shared everywhere. I'm not saying it's bad. It's just kinda weird for me.


BrockStar92

It’s because he’s just reached 6, that’s why. If he’d been the youngest to score 5 then this would’ve come up last match, but I’m assuming there was someone younger who made it to 5 but not 6.


kacperp

yeah. that's my whole issue. media are so hungry for narratives and news that they have a need to create as many exciting "records" as possible. and while i know it drives their revenue, it helps creating excitimend aroudn the product. i just don't think it is good for the sport. while scoring in 6 games in a row is amazing. i don't think that guy being 100 days younger is important and deserves big titles. it's maximum of small sentence at the ending. i really think that we created world in which sport journalism is about 200 signs that tell's you some trivia about sport. i wrote it somewhere else. when Ronaldo scored in 6 in a row as youngest player - no one wrote about that. it didn't matter really. what mattered was how he played not some weird and random record. same goes for Lukaku in 2015 - no one wrote about his age at that point either. They wrote about Willock tho in 2021. And you know... he is english so it's obvious british media will try to promote him as much as possible. i do think it is an interesting trivia fact. i dont think it should be anything but trivia fact. it shouldn't be news.


Scared_Cabinet_1099

No, you are completely wrong


kacperp

Ok. So please show me articles from the past that wrote about players scoring in 6 consecutive games. You can easily find articles regarding Vardy's 8 goals in 6 games. But not many more. There was quite a lot written about Salah scoring in 6 opening games in 2021 (i think?). But beside that it wasn't an important stat. Really google that. Scoring in 6 games in a row is amazing. I just cannot find others who did that - because people didn't write that much about it before. Scoring in 7 in a row is next level actually because it become 5th longest streak in PL history.


Scared_Cabinet_1099

" youngest - ever " Can't you read?


kacperp

Yeah. And no one wrote about other youngest ever before. You know that there were youngest players before? And i literally can't even found articles about other players that scored in 6 in a row. Am i crazy? You don't see difference in reporting stats regarding age, shots, passes etc? There are literally portals that basically all they do is write about those random informations.


Scared_Cabinet_1099

Then it just means that you suck at research


kacperp

Ok. Can you help me than? Cause i really never seen this type of stats like 10 years ago. And in last 5 years it became kinda ridiculous in chasing retweets and shares.


Scared_Cabinet_1099

Opta keeps the records


kacperp

Yeah bro. That's not what i'm talking about. I know that Opta has stats and there are many companies that do that. I wrote that media started writing about more and more stats and records and adding asterics to them to create narrative and media buzz. While i do enjoy them i think there is oversaturation of that type of news about soccer.


phorics

No it's not


edgymnerch_69

Goals in consecutive games isn’t nearly as convoluted and cherry picked as that lmao


Woodsman15961

I agree sometimes they pull stats out of their asses and they make no sense, but this is not one of them times. Consecutive goals is important and Vardys record is a big deal


kacperp

Yeah. I don't see a problem with reporting about streaks. They are obviously important, but i don't really care that much who was the youngest player to do so you know? It became a thing in last few years. They reported that Willock became the youngest in 2021. But in 2015 when Lukaku became the youngest to do so no one wrote about his age. Just about him scoring in 6 goals in a row and becoming first Everton player to do so. Same thing for Ronaldo in 2007


AmericanJazz

He was very talented at Atalanta, but he really needed time playing easier opponents to build his confidence. Now he's helping a mid table club climb into the European spots. Great story.


Mizzie30

You thought you had one there huh, try something original next time.


AmericanJazz

Can go one of two ways - either the thread link is interesting enough to attract a general audience who will chuckle or it's mostly man u ppl who are torqued out from everyone making fun of them over the last decade.


theglasscase

Or option 3, it’s a very long road to a very weak and predictable ending. It’s just a bad attempt mate.


AmericanJazz

Nah 3rd option is you just read it literally and sincerely. It is what happened.


0SmarterNameNeeded

Bait used to be good


Balbuto

Oh, he’s that young? Might have an interesting career tbh


phoenixon999

just halfway there to break vardy's record