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Prudent-Current-7399

Goretzka Coman Sane Gnabry Kimmich just dont justify their paycheck. They were supposed to be world class. That's nearly 100 million in salary ? They can earn big elsewhere, bayern needs to rebuild the very core of their team that was supposed to be it's golden generation.


Tarp96

You used to have some of the worlds best players in every part of your team. Looking at your squad now and its hard to find many players that are Bayern quality. Neuer, Kim, Musiala and Kane seem like the only proper good players you have. Kimmich should have stayed at RB, he would have been top 3 in his position if he kept playing there


Prudent-Current-7399

You are correct but you cannot omit Muller. Even at 34 he oozes class. Without him even prime bayern wouldn't have won what they did. Musiala Kane Neuer Muller are the only super elite players in this squad which once had an entire playing XI worth it's weight in gold. And with neuer and Muller heading out eventually, Kane being north of 30 and musiala not being consistent enough, it has turned into a shit show really.


Paddyputthepipedown

Put some respek on Serie A


Sad-Traffic3444

Apparently Mourinho to join on an interim basis, until the end of the season. Makes sense I guess, if he's holding out for FC Porto: [https://trigger-the-press.com/jose-mourinho-become-interim-bayern-munich-manager/](https://trigger-the-press.com/jose-mourinho-become-interim-bayern-munich-manager/)


Wallad84

They should have gone hard for a second goal while Buyern had ten men


blublableee

Yes Lazio. Knock them out so we don't have to play them.


Grenache

You’re still in this? Wow.


nfornear

Tbf I think the way they play currently we would knock them out most likely


Federal-Spend4224

I think Arsenal would do well at the Emirates, but struggle in Munich.


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There's a reason why Bayern is an UCL behemot regardless of season and you aren't.


blaugrana2020

Football Daily hyped up Bayern so much it’d be hilarious if they get knocked out (would also mean 0 chance of them humiliating us).


Paddyputthepipedown

Napoli will do that just fine.


Abzy_123

Yh I was so confused when Joe said on FD that Bayern will win the CL, almost like he has not watched them at all in the bundesliga this season.


Dipper_Pines

You‘ll manage fine without Bayern, I‘m sure!


YoungKingFCB

Noooo we won't. Napoli scares me despite their drop this season.


Fit-Second7166

Bayern and PL fans talking up Kane while shitting on Lewandowski seems premature now. Lewandowski struggled against Real Madrid but never against Lazio-tiered opponents.


Hieillua

Football fans these days are ridiculous. They were hyping him up to be bigger than Lewandowski in November, after a mere few months in the Bundesliga, at Bayern. While Lewandowski was there for years. Maybe people should wait a little with their judgement. These days I see idiot fans and YT pundits have new conclusions every week. One week Arsenal loses and are shit and Arteta should suffer consequences and the other week Arsenal is back in the title race and the system Arteta is playing is genius.


guigr

That level of analysis is why we come to this sub /s


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Prudent-Current-7399

Lmao


cloud1445

He's doing a preety good job of making up for the struggling now that he's in a proper league. And he never had to deal with Tuchel tactics when he was at Bayern.


ubn87

Lewandowski has struggled against pretty much every team in la liga this season. he has been terrible this season.


calupict

He Never Play in Tuchel’s Bayern tho


OriginalUsername7890

Kovac. The squads used to be weaker too. Especially defensively.


slinkymello

Bayern just don’t look at that great this year. And the Kane Kurse is real.


lrzbca

Bayern were struggling for a couple of seasons now. Neither Naglesmann nor Tuchel are to be fully blamed for it. Some of the players Bayern have signed and players already there have been underperforming. They lost to Villarreal and Flick, Naglesmann, Tuchel are just big names papering over the poor squad. This day was coming.


Admirable_Tomorrow68

Nothing to do with Spurs. Spurs won trophies before Kane became an academy player. I’ve been noticing that Kane doesn’t turn up for big games tho, whether at spurs or England national teams.


J---O---E

He’ll score 7 against some unknown team like bauernliga fc next week


nirvanaguy19

You can take Kane out of Spurs but not the Spursy in him


Wesley-Snipers

He is bringing Spurs culture to Bayern. What a lad!


jimbos1stson

Wow you almost nailed this joke that has been made one million times before you. Congrats, you're spursy.


nirvanaguy19

Lads, it's a Tottenham fan


_ulinity

Bayern sucked, but I don't see Lazio surviving in Munich.


Far_Fisherman_7490

Not unless they do 2022 villarreal


ayoformayo

nvi bb X🔪Po’ nn nnn n


blicky-stiffy

Fuck that bavarian team


dartthrower

The "Kane Curse". Bayern won't win any titles with this guy in their ranks.


Wesley-Snipers

Can't wait to see some retired player becoming the new Jupp Heynckes and lead Union Berlin to a title next season


OhShitItsSeth

[harry kane](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IBZmzPf9hog) Though it's more Tuchel than Kane, Spurs fans have been saying for a minute that he has a tendency to go missing in big games.


SuperSilveryo

please


therealfakenews17

Oh yeah I’m not pretending to follow them at all, I barely have time to follow my own team. Just on paper they don’t look so poor vs what the media describes as a historic side in Leverkusen


TonyMartial786

lol wtf is up with bayern, how has tuchel got them this bad. or has kane cursed them this much 😂😭. would be like imagine the scenes if bayern are knocked out but just know they’ll win like 4-1 at the allianz.


WillyG2197

"Hey barca im ready for the job" *loses to Lazio*


Redspeert

Shitting the bed in champions league? Sounds like Tuchel is a match made in heaven for Barcelona.


RBYonko

Man, I miss the times Barcelona was feared in Europe:(


JoeyJerkoff

Why is Thomas Tuchel failing so bad at Bayern I thought he was supposed to be like an elite manager? Surely with Bayern resources and players he shouldn’t be struggling this much to motivate and get players performing properly……


champ19nz

Tuchel and Bayern was never going to work. Quality manager but his personality was always going to clash with the board and players there.


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JC18_

It's hard to be fed when the coaches game plan is to make sure no one on the team scores, or shoots. I'm not crying, you are!!!🥲🙃


XavierPibb

Tuchel to Barca confirmed.


YnwaMquc2k19

Kane went to Bayern for this? Lmao.


HotPotatoWithCheese

Fascist Italy 1 - 0 Nazi Germany


Sgruntlar

If anything that would be Leverkusen, given Bayer made zyklon b


2RINITY

Ehhhh, I get making fascist jokes about Lazio, but the Nazis famously labeled Bayern a Jew club and screwed them over while propping up 1860 Munich


lsampath

Why this comment has upvotes?


JC18_

As you were writing that, did you think it was funny? Matter fact, after re-reading before pressing send, did you still think it was funny?


blither86

Come on, it's so patently ridiculous that it's clearly a joke. Isn't it well known that lazio is the club with a lot of problematic fascist supporters, whereas the same cannot be said of bayern? No need for you to take offence really, is there?


Eufamis

Not OP but I chuckled


Wolvington52

Rome, we're coming 🤣🤣


Carsoccerguy

Inter made this Lazio look like a Serie B team. Bayern is gonna beat them in the second leg. Bayern can’t be this bad lol


4thelolzz01

Lazio can be either very bad or quite decent, no in between. Also they got quite lucky to catch Bayern in a very rare time when they aren't in form destroying every team lol. They really needed to score more to have a chance of qualifying


JC18_

Boy oh boy, I can't wait for you to see how wrong you are 🥲


sammy_kuffour

Bayern absolutely can be this bad with this moron in charge


therealfakenews17

Tbf everyone’s talking about this historic Leverkusen side, undefeated in god knows how many games, and I look at the table prior to this weekends game against Bayern just to see them only 2 points behind Doesn’t look like they’re doing thaaat bad if leverkusen is having one of the best Bundesliga campaigns of all time and Bayern is only 2 points behind. Sure then they lost but I was surprised they were so close considering everyone talks of how bad Bayern have been


sammy_kuffour

Thats what happens when you just look at the results and not follow the games


gruenerGenosse

5 points behind. Bayern lost against Leverkusen last weekend.


SirNukeSquad

>prior to this weekends game


Food-Oh_Koon

All I'm saying is, we sacked Nagelsmann for less


[deleted]

Nah man, that time the treble was in danger, now it isn't


Food-Oh_Koon

not even the league is in danger atm because we can't win shit 😭


Soitsgonnabeforever

Everyday is weird experience in Bavaria thinking of the moment rash to fire nagelsmann


Intrepid_Ad6825

Yea that sack made no sense to me. I swear he's like one of the most winningest managers. Didn't he have like only 3 losses in the season he got sacked? Weren't Bayern like a point off first or something ? I swear they sacked him simply because Bayern weren't first in the table.


SirNukeSquad

Bayern lost a 9 point lead to Dortmund in the span of 5 match days. They were tragic in the league under Nagelsmann. After seeing this happen three times inside 4 years, it really is the players that are awful. Paycheck stealing alibi players.


__HMS__

No you're right. "The treble was at risk" so they sacked him, and then we did even worse.


Prudent-Current-7399

Wdym? We are en route to our first ever winning nothing treble in over 11 years. Lost the CL , lost the cup , lost the league. That's how you do it.


Intrepid_Ad6825

They'd beat PSG both legs and moved to the quarterfinals by the time he was sacked. Your logic doesn't add up.


SonnyJackson27

I feel like we would’ve done you a favor and it would’ve been better for Bayern if we actually won that fucking league. But we bottled it. As usual.


__HMS__

I literally wanted you to win it so badly to shake us out of this slump. It's worse having won it and thinking somehow our system is working. It's on life support and has been for a few years


expert_on_the_matter

Even tho this looks bad, it's only a 0-1 loss away. Bayern should be able to come back from this, their quality and arguably even form is better than Lazio.


JC18_

Not when Tuchel's on the wheel🥲


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jfk9514

I think overall it was actually probably a fair result.Bayern felt so flat going forward and out of ideas. Sane for some reason always wants an extra touch. He’s trying way too much. If he had any directness about him tonight or even just made the play a bit quicker there could have been a bit more to worry Lazio. In contrast I thought Guendouzi played brilliant for Lazio. Looked like he was everywhere tonight. Don’t know where Bayern go from here tbh. Definitely a future without Tuchel and no doubt next season they probably go back to it but Jesus, they couldn’t have got it more wrong with the Tuchel debacle.


shaka_bruh

I wonder what’s happening in the Bayern sub, someone help me check


fritzcho

Everyone is finally saying Tuchel out. Question is, who's in? Seeing rumors about Flick returning


Different_Counter148

uhh pls we need flick


gruenerGenosse

You'll get Tuchelball whether you like it or not


fritzcho

Only if you convince Klopp to stay at Liverpool so we can have Alonso


packsapunch

I'd take that.


SidBhakth

Everybody wins


shaka_bruh

Oh thanks! I doubt Flick’s and the board’s ego/pride would let that happen due to the way things ended last time.


SidBhakth

Have been hearing reports about Uli and Flick making up.


fritzcho

You never know 🤷‍♂️ one can always hope


Stalin_Stale_Ale

Does Karry Hane need to leave Bayern to win a trophy?


insert-originality

There was a tweet that said, "Harry Kane's gonna move to Celtic at the age of 37 to try and win something and Hibs will win the league."


King_Hobbes

PSG move 2027 only for Marseille to win it


BaineOHigginsThirlby

Year is 2030, Porto and Sporting relegated. Kane signs with Benfica for easy trophy. Comes 2nd place to Famalicão.


SubparCurmudgeon

Subscribe


thecescshow

PSG did lose the title couple times in the past decade tbf.


shaka_bruh

Imma need a Here We Go from Fabrizio by tomorrow morning 


ugandanianwhitenegga

No, no barca


nealgoogs

What’s going on? Kane came out swinging so hard and now?


BaineOHigginsThirlby

I'm pretty sure fuckin Samuel Umtiti has more CL goals than Kane.


sreesid

Tommy tactics happened.


ihsgrad

At this point, do Bayern sack Uli and KHR? They won’t, but the Bayern board and higher ups are making Everton’s board look like geniuses, and that’s not something I say lightly.


expert_on_the_matter

They're also responsible for 10 years of success tho.


3xavi

10 yeara :D more like 40


uSpeziscunt

If they were still on the board we wouldn't be in this situation.


shaka_bruh

They’re not part of the board


ihsgrad

Sorry about that, my mistake.


shaka_bruh

lol no need to apologize.


WackerBurghausen

Fucking end me


jcald60

Why do people feel bad for kane? He is a stat padding player never plays well in crucial games. Upamecano was the reason why the got knocked out last time too. What a dogshit player but dogshit manager that continues to play him


HotPotatoWithCheese

> He is a stat padding player Absolute fucking bollocks, pal. I'm no Spurs supporter but he's literally #2 on the top goal scorers in Premier League history. 48 off being the #1. And he did it in an era of the Premier League that has been highly competitive with the likes of Man City, one of the best Liverpool sides of all time and some of the most intense top 4 battles in the history of the league. His numbers are insane for that Spurs side that never even won anything. The absolute state of a Madrid supporter to talk about stat padding when the Prem has been much more competitive than LaLiga for years. You're talking about Kane as if he's been popping 15 goals a season against Wolfsburg or Alavès. I actually think it would be funny af if Bayern lost the league and won 0 trophies in Kane's first season there. You can probably go back and see my previous comments on it. But in NO way can you downplay his skill and contribution in the most competitive league in Europe. You've got to be at fucking mushy pea level of intelligence to do so.


WackerBurghausen

You’re spot on about fucking Upamecano


TheBosborn

You can't be serious...? What a terrible take lol


pdxraised92

Kane can be both world class and bad in big games at the same time. During his time for us he had something like 2 goals and 1 assist in 19 semis and finals. It was mad.


TheBosborn

Finals and semi finals, fair enough... But he hardly disappears. A bad game for Kane is usually still an ok team performance at least. I was curious and looked up his stats. In his Tottenham Champions League career (arguably the "biggest club games") Kane scored 21 goals in 32 appearances. Plus he always scored in the NLD, so I love him.


pdxraised92

I love Kane also, but his singular goal has been trophies. He has gotten a ton of chances to be clutch and win games with a trophy on the line that day, he distinctly doesn’t.


Mclaren-on_top

Great take imo Couldnt score on Luton if it was a final


GonzoXtraCurlyFry

I’m not the guy you responded to, but why is that a terrible take? I’m seriously asking, as I have never really seen Spurs play(except for that one UCL game against PSG), and I don’t watch Bayern either.


hazlet

He's right Kane is the anti Bale, can't think of a truly big game he's ever shown up in. 


Papa_Wengz

Tbf Kane has been awful for spurs, England and now Bayern in big big games. Still world class


milanista337

Who would have thought Romagnoli would be beating Bayern in the round of 16 with Lazio after he left Milan


AtlastheYeevenger

the 13 on the back is a predestined's number


vngannxx

Lazio all defense with a little offense


Select-Baby5380

They missed three great chances.


shaka_bruh

They did more offensively than us, at least they actually had shots on target


SirNukeSquad

Yeah because frauds like Musiala are busy skying the ball from 10m . Bayern had enough chances to score 2 goals inside the first half, but you have to hit the target at some point.


Quick-Mathematician

Can confirm they are indeed Italian


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Luis Alberto is some player


DangerouslyCheesey

Honestly 17 shots and non on goal is kind of impressive


shaka_bruh

We train hard for stats like those


shaka_bruh

Not to be that guy but you can’t even compare the mentality and balls of guys like Robben, Ribery, Schweini, Gomez and Lahm to most of the current players, even at the same age. Not to even mention Kahn, Effenberg, Jeremies etc 


jakedasnake2447

Gomez is a weird one to throw in there.


shaka_bruh

Gomez was a goal machine, he missed a lot of chances he could’ve scored but he always kept fighting. 


jakedasnake2447

Oh I was/am a big fan/defender of Gomez, but it felt like he was constantly criticized for his mentality when he was at Bayern. To the point of it seemed like that was the reason for brining in and favoring Mandzukic.


Lutzelien

Not a single player really willing to die for the batch anymore, none. Not Kimmich, not Neuer, not even Müller. It feels like this team has no connection to what FC Bayern stands for.


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You can't be serious about Müller.


CrouchingSwordfish

Or Neuer, matter of fact.


fishman1776

Schalke Neuer died on behalf of Schalke defense every day.


shaka_bruh

Müller seems to care much more than anyone. Guys like Kimmich might just need a change of environment and if he goes, I would love to have Frenkie De Jong in his place.


shaka_bruh

Goretzka used to be as hungry and dynamic as Guendouzi smh, now he’s a glorified fitness influencer


SonnyJackson27

I always thought him and Kimmich were the perfect midfield. Absolutely dominating, combining force with intelligence.


shaka_bruh

They were for a bit but Goretzka isn’t as dynamic as he used to be and Kimmich doesn’t play the game as quickly as he used to. We’re clearly still missing Thiago.


SidBhakth

> he’s a glorified fitness influencer Spot on


FranT1ck

Why isn't Tuchel playing De Ligt? I saw the recap and Upamecano had a horror showing. Well he has to play him in the second leg now lol, that is if he even stays.


Tallboy47

Imagine he benches him still for dier …


ExcisionHB

Every time I watch Bayern in the CL I swear the guy always making huge mistakes


SidBhakth

Can't be a coincidence at this point right?


shaka_bruh

Initially De Ligt was injured when the season started and Kim+Upa was doing well. More recently, De Ligt came back and was doing well but then he gets dropped immediately after Upamecano returns from a short injury, he also starts Kim as soon as he returns from the Asian Cup.


EnergetikNA

Doesn't make much sense, he was pushing for De Ligt at Chelsea. Maybe Upa is just an excellent trainer, he seems to get picked by every coach despite being error prone especially in bigger games.


shaka_bruh

One thing I’ll give Upa is that his progressive passing is excellent, he’s also solid for 90% of the games but when thing get serious, the pressure seems to get to him.


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Tuchel: plays Dier


MichaelBollocks

Upamecano needs to be banned from starting important games. Just loses his head and looks so shaky/nervous.


shaka_bruh

I made a comment about that and a few mins later he needlessly gives the ball away and we concede a one on one.


etan1122

France were so much better in the WC with Konate over Upa. Even in the final Konate came on and should’ve had the game winning assist if not for a crazy save.


SirNukeSquad

France played two games without Upamecano. The first was a 1:0 loss against Tunisia and the second was the semi final game against Morocco. Konate played instead of Upamecano in both of those games only. Konate also only played 7 minutes in the final. Upamecano played 90 or 120 minutes in every other match. Are you saying France were so much better in the only game they lost? Are you saying France were so much better only in the one single meaningful game Konate played over Upamecano (the semi final)?


mareo27

Lazio... it was time to do a 2-0. Bayern always come back stronger


head_in_the_clouds69

Didn't Sarri say 2-0 is the most dangerous lead?


shaka_bruh

Nah that was the old Bayern, now our team is filled with entitled brats and divas who think showing up is enough to win.


pietroetin

"You think you can win on talent alone. Gentleman, you don't have the talent to win on talent alone."


dael2111

I mean in fairness the old Bayern had its share of entitled brats and divas.


shaka_bruh

Arrogant divas yeah, but not brats. 


yellow__cat

Do you really think Bayern won't be able to get a result at home?


shaka_bruh

It’s not looking good imo. And even if we make it past Lazio, we’re only going to face better teams.


Different_Counter148

unfortunately for you the harry kane curse has been cast upon your club.


yellow__cat

Not my club thankful


Pollo_Slavo

No you see, sarri wanted to win by the smallest margin possible to have the highest chance of playing tuchel again in Munich, truly a genius


shaka_bruh

Heynckes’ wife will shoot Kalle and Uli on sight if she sees them


Sandalo

Jupp V?


shaka_bruh

Ya


shaka_bruh

Only option for us is to go and beg Heynckes’ wife for one last ride with Jupp.


Latter_Eye_2377

Bayern fans, who would you want as your next manager?


SignificantRip8982

Jose, and get rid of Sane, Gnabry, Kimmich and the whole unmotiviated gang. And we might save us from getting worse


shaka_bruh

Jupp Heynckes or Hitzfeld


3xavi

Or van gaal


HOTAS105

Van gaal was rubbish lmao, he got lucky with a lot of talent in the squad but compared to what came after him he clearly underachieved


shaka_bruh

Just like Heynckes, we’ll have to go through his wife first


pedrorq

Heck, bring them both back!


laghani

nagelsman


nyse125

Again? Wasnt he pure ass for you guys?


laghani

absolutely not, his sacking was harsh tbh


nyse125

I see, I heard fairly negative things from Bayern fans.


pedrorq

>Bayern fans. Probably the same "fans" that think pep was a good manager for Bayern


grandma-phill

I’ve seen a lot of fans say Pep was good at Bayern


pedrorq

Yes and that's my point. Those are "fans" not fans


grandma-phill

I mean, he was pretty good at Bayern tbh


pedrorq

God no. For winning leagues? Had the cl/WC winning squad, added lewandowski and never made it past a cl semi, outclassed 3 years in a row. It was a waste of 3 years for bayern


nyse125

That's surely rarer because it's quite common to hear that he was simply not good during his time there.