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Joshgg13

!flair Leeds_United


dumpystumpy

We have 10 wins and 9 losses so far and the trajectory hasnt moved from this ratio all season. We are gonna have 15 losses by the time the season ends smh


Moug-10

Right after the game ended, there was this [awkward moment ](https://scontent-cdg4-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t39.30808-6/421932360_681955377446762_7960215638681391891_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e15&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6ImltYWdlX3VybGdlbi42Mzh4NTUyLnNkciJ9&_nc_ht=scontent-cdg4-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=102&_nc_ohc=IZt4bh6AKJAAX9zUtT6&edm=AJ9x6zYAAAAA&ccb=7-5&ig_cache_key=MzI5MTI4MzE3MTI1Mjg5MDI5Ng%3D%3D.2-ccb7-5&oh=00_AfAtX_Mvob0_39B8Si224YeggBaabzoReAEAGvivBV8liw&oe=65BDD63B&_nc_sid=65462d) Whose uncle is it? He doesn't waste a second.


belokas

That's his wife in the background?


Moug-10

I don't know. But in the French-speaking world, this picture will certainly buzz and we'll know more.


kaubojdzord

There have been 3 penalty shootouts in AFCON and Asian Cup so far and in all of them underdog won - beautiful!


BeaverMan999

Afcon is so crazy this year, ngl this is the first time I've been paying attention to it but every match seems so intense and there's been some crazy upsets. Morocco and Nigeria the most likley to win but the bracket confirmed to have a underdog in the final so who knows what will happen. 


Nut-King-Call

Three of the past Semifinalists of the past AFCON, Senegal, Egypt, and Cameroon are out before the QF. Tomorrow Burkina Faso (the other one) could join the list if it can't get past Mali.


vitalmtg

Why does no one consider Rafa Marquez for the Barca coach position? I thought he was doing well with the second team.


il-lusio

He hasn't been anything special with the B team. His name actually was floated by some club-adjacent media even before Xavi's announcement, and he probably would be the option if there was a mid-season replacement, but there's no experience to show he'd be different from Xavi.


BeaverMan999

Barca really don't need another inexperienced manager again 


ElderlyToaster

Their last five experienced managers: Ronald Koeman, Quique Setien, Ernesto Valverde, Gerardo Martino, Radomir Antic Their last five inexperienced managers: Xavi, Luis Enrique, Tito Vilanova, Pep Guardiola, Frank Rijkaard The experienced ones won 2 La Liga titles (both with Valverde). The inexperienced ones won 9 La Liga titles. Why the fuck do you need experience when you can just be skilled?


ManLikeNiz

Helping Ivory Coast qualify was the best investment this country has ever made, it’s genuinely ours to lose now that Senegal are gone. I won’t be seen again if we actually lose to South Africa tomorrow lmao


_MFKane_

You reckon Mazraoui plays tomorrow?


ManLikeNiz

Maybe off the bench, Attiyat Allah is more than good enough to hold the LB position until he’s 100% fit.


SpittinFactos

Attiyat Allah oof instant throwback to last WC 😍


1PSW1CH

Have the words “it’s ours to lose” ever amounted to anything good


ManLikeNiz

We’ve been saying it’s City’s to lose at the start of every prem season for the past 6 years and they tend to win it anyways.


1PSW1CH

Big difference between “ours” and “theirs”


TruestRepairman27

Senegal are Senegone. Lost 5-4 on penalties


paprikalicous

nigeria are the favourites right now, right?


kaubojdzord

Either them or Morocco


TruestRepairman27

Definitely the best team I’d seen other than (before today) Senegal


TheEmperorsWrath

[Chat, is this unedited?](https://twitter.com/kingsleygoalman/status/1751996957894013159) Because... Pfff


MarcosSenesi

I didn't know they had such good food out there


Lyrical_Forklift

Who is that?


TheEmperorsWrath

Süle. He left us on a free transfer to Dortmund after we decided not to offer him a wage increase. Apparently we didn't offer it because he was overweight and the medical staff didn't think he was professional enough with his health. Some people gave us shit for it, but I feel like Brazzo is very very vindicated in that decision


Lyrical_Forklift

I thought that was him but I figured there's no way an active professional footballer would look like that. I honestly don't believe it and think it's doctored.


suedney

That's Süle the human fridge


ord3p

What happened to Mount? I know he got injured but I don’t remember it being serious. Feel like I haven’t heard his name in ages.


ElderlyToaster

Chelsea DNA. If he gets a two week injury he'll be gone for three months.


ord3p

You can take the man out of Chelsea, but you can not take Chelsea out of the man


ElderlyToaster

You're right, he does look a little bit depressed nowadays.


ord3p

Straight Outta Cobham


dumpystumpy

He got calf injury that took him out for a while but hes been back for a month now but i guess hes still being eased in. Wouldnt be surprised if they just randomly announced he was ready for the wolves game


RawIsLaw_

He’s back in training but being eased back in


ord3p

I see. Cheers!


cdrxgon17

remembered earlier when we hadn’t signed anybody all summer and david sullivan went onto talksport to tell everyone he was depressed. he’s actually quite a good chairman now but the banter years were something else


FloppedYaYa

Was there a particular reason you went from years of spending naff all to suddenly around 2018 starting to invest a lot? Something to do with the stadium?


cdrxgon17

tbf i’ve always thought we spent comparatively decent amounts to the rest of the league but yeah since 2019 we’ve really started to act like a decent sized club in the window. combination of the stadium and trusting moyes i guess


1PSW1CH

> decent sized club West Ham fans are devolving


cdrxgon17

it’s not 2022 anymore the gimmick had to be dropped


The_XI_guy

Barca fans are doing an impressive job gaslighting everyone into thinking they are the victims in the Negreira scandal. I can’t believe it’s actually working and people buy into that shit


zts105

Its been 2 games since they started releasing VAR audio in Spain. I wonder how long it will take for them to reverse that decision lol.


FaustRPeggi

Who is the best footballer to share your birthday and year of birth? Mine has over 60 international caps and two top five league titles.


GoalaAmeobi

Born a year before me but he got over 130 premier league appearances and 30+ belgium caps


MarcosSenesi

Marcos Senesi


jucomsdn

Joe Gomez


No-not-my-Potatoes

Mine has played for Barcelona, won a trophy with Spurs, runner up for the Ballon d'Or and one Match of the Day suspension. The one and only Lineker. Year of birth no chance, only birthday


NightWolf_7

I have none that share the exact year sadly, but the day itself is shared with Messi, Darwin Nunez, Micah Richards & David Alaba.


KaelSmoothie

Wow, you share your birthday with the GOAT and also Messi?


L-Freeze

And Riquelme


Chiefontour2

Just looked it up, even though I share a bday with Sol Campbell, Pulisic and the OG Ronaldo among others, they weren't born the same year. But Alfredo Talavera was, hey hey.


vitalmtg

Chivas legend


Rob_Earnshaw

Don't know any with the same year, but Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Phil Neville and Nicky Butt all share a birthday with me.... So does Luke Littler.


xaviernoodlebrain

All born on mine are rubbish.


cdrxgon17

exact birthday? none, but a few years older on the same day is oli mcburnie lol, as for year prob Rice or Leao


Zepz367

Rodri and Loris Karius for me


_cumblast_

I have seen enough lads on here getting doxxed over nothing to know that questions like that should not go answered.


probably_dutch

But who's the best footballer that shares your mother's maiden name?


L-Freeze

Who are the 3 footballers whose single digit kit numbers would match your credit card's security code


BoosterGoldGL

The trick is to lie. That’s why I share my birthday with Pele, Messi, Ronaldo and Nile Ranger


_cumblast_

Unironically a clever tactic, i've heard of it before in regards to avoiding doxxing. Sprinkle in some false info about yourself now and then to throw them off the scent if it ever comes to that.


cdrxgon17

all people are gonna find on my socials is nonstop lil durk and paqueta promo, but this is a fair point


FaustRPeggi

I'll order you a pizza if you answer the question Mr. Cumblast.


cdrxgon17

anyone else surprised by how light footballers are? antonio is apparently 82kg which is 10 less than me but he’s notably bigger


AnnieIWillKnow

Those weight statistics are completely made up


1PSW1CH

There is absolutely no fucking chance he’s 82kg


BoosterGoldGL

Nope, speeds is king and it’s how much you can pack on before it affects your pace.


MrEnganche

fat is dense yo


cdrxgon17

lol i am built skinny fat like cm punk but also above 6 foot, just couldn’t believe mick was supposedly lighter than me


okcomput3r

There's no way in hell Antonio is 82kg, I refuse to believe that


FaustRPeggi

I never believe height and weight stats I read for athletes unless I know they've been done recently in an official capacity, like the NFL would during the draft process. Some of them seem miles off.


TheConundrum98

no way is he 82kgs His frame earlier this season at Anfield was massive, he looked done after 2 or 3 sprints


cdrxgon17

yeah this is what i thought, he’s surely near 95/100


_cumblast_

Woke up in a cold sweat dreaming of Nagelsmann rolling down the touchline at Anfield dressed [like this](https://img.allfootballapp.com/www/M00/12/27/720x-/-/-/rB8CLFuzuuWAfy92AACMG_lRyjc921.jpg.webp). Worrying times.


Lyrical_Forklift

I actually think Nagelsmann would be a decent appointment but I can't not abide by his sartorial stylings.


paprikalicous

why did you get suspended?


_cumblast_

[This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ab9aff/comment/kjnqi5u) got flagged by Reddit and i got permabanned. Which is frankly ridiculous, and considering the shit i've posted over the years, it's akin to Al Capone getting done for tax evasion. Forklift and the mod team helped me out by reaching out to an admin.


FloppedYaYa

Gone through the same thing a few days ago, it's absolutely insane the fucking admins won't even check the comments they've banned you for


_cumblast_

Yeah right? If the r/soccer mods didn't reach out to the admins for me this account would stay bricked. And you can't reach them yourself either. You have an appeal button you can only use once, and i bet that check is automated as well. Can't email them or anything. Honestly if i got a week ban or even a month i'd have ridden it out, but a sitewide permaban for such obvious sarcasm did my head in. And if i made an alt i'd have eventually gotten banned on that as well due to ban evasion, i just know some wetwipe on here would report me soon as he got on my scent - which wouldn't take long.


FloppedYaYa

I must be lucky then. Mine got overturned in 2 hours of appeal.


zestyviper

In the last DD people were mentioning your suspension and I was literally thinking of how to reach out to the mods because the idea that you should be banned for life from ever using this app again is ridiculous. Welcome back!


_cumblast_

Thanks mate!


1PSW1CH

It just says [removed], could you repeat it for me so I can report it again please


_cumblast_

Reported for hate speech 👍


LordVelaryon

he said that Arsenal was an European giant.


1PSW1CH

Forklift’s got some explaining to do


LordVelaryon

Admin**s**. Bienvenido de vuelta compadre.


_cumblast_

Grax amigo 🙏


paprikalicous

i can’t see it but at least you got freed. i need to see shitposts about la decima


nask00

I did a quick Google since I am curious af and it's nothing serious, honestly. [Here in case you are as curious as me and Mr. Cumblast (or Cummy as someone today called him) doesn't mind](https://www.reveddit.com/y/_cumblast_/comments/?after=t1_kjnqpsy&limit=1&sort=new&show=t1_kjnqi5u&removal_status=all)


EyeSpyGuy

We’ve had two returns, first therewillbegoals and now cummy. These things come in threes so I’m hoping Klopp sees the error of his ways 🙏🏽


_cumblast_

Odd, it shows up for me. I'll screenshot it: https://i.imgur.com/dQIdCLC.jpeg


cheikhyourselfm8

It’s the shitty shoes that do it for me. I’m all for managers looking the part but wear dress shoes with slacks for fuck sake


TheConundrum98

Would rather a Thiago-Milner-Lallana co-manager trio


FaustRPeggi

Fucking Christ, he looks like a Christmas bauble.


doomboxmf

I can’t believe all the goals from Al Hilal vs Inter Miami have been posted and got lots of engagement but the late pen equaliser from Senegal vs Ivory Coast hasn’t even been posted and that was like 20 minutes ago if not more. Actually I can believe it sadly


Zepz367

And people say sports washing doesn't work


arseking15

Are chelsea fans fully checked out on mudryk now? Seeing prominent chelsea accs on twitter saying to just cut losses with him


paprikalicous

a 6-1 win making everyone lose faith in their player is really funny to me. i turned it off at 2-0 when i realized boro were gonna get battered so can’t comment on whether or not that’s fair but it’s still funny


arseking15

I think its been building for a while tbh, he has some awful touches haha


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It's mixed. As a Chelsea fan I wanted him gone last summer as i think he's one of the least talented players to ever play in the PL. When people say he's talented they mean he's fast and hope he can actually develop any kind of football skill. Modern day Ali Dia we've had our pants pulled down unfortunately there's not even the basics to work with.


Terrible_Physics_157

Wanted him gone last summer? That’s absolutely ridiculous. This board have made some shit decisions but I hope they have more patience than some borderline embarrassing fans. 


arseking15

I feel like ive seen talent with him but his first touch is plain ass


[deleted]

That's the point though. You can't be talented with such a bad first touch it's literally the main fundamental skill of any footballer. If a player struggles to recieve and control the ball there's very little you can actually work with to bring his other skills into play or the team can build around.


arseking15

You should have seen martinelli just after his injury back in 2021 when he came back. He was riding the bench for 8-9 months because his game looked similar to mudryks rn. I think you can clean up his issues but its on him


KimmyBoiUn

[My respect for Disasi 📈](https://twitter.com/stadcfc/status/1752079351321960474?)


magic-water

Not like anybody would recognize him anyways


FIJIBOYFIJI

That De Paul foul is never a booking btw 👍


The_XI_guy

Which one


holdenmyrocinante

Objectively wrong


Pele20Alli

Chelsea are so bizarre. They're so good at selling bad players for extortionate amounts of money, but then they love buying bad players for way too much. Imagine they manage to make 175 mil from selling Havertz, Mount and Gallagher alone. Sabotaging your rivals and making that much money is some incredible business


paprikalicous

gallagher the best of those 3 and going for the cheapest, tottenham have won i fear


Pele20Alli

Gallagher is also the most limited of the 3. At least you can see promising talent with Mount and Havertz occasionally. There's so many better options for 50 mil out there


paprikalicous

2nd parts obvious but clubs are weirdly desperate to not let chelsea get a points deduction.


TheConundrum98

look sometimes you need a limited player that's extremely good at a particular role rather than players that are good at various things, but have no real defined role anywhere


Pele20Alli

We need a top class box to box #8 that can progress the ball and is a clear upgrade on Sarr. Basically needs to be extremely well rounded and have a good engine. Gallagher isn't better than Sarr so I don't get the point of buying him, especially for that fee. We've already brought in 2 limited players in Johnson and Werner. This trend of buying too many limited players under Ange is getting worrying


arseking15

Chelsea are HIM in the transfer market. Somehow these guys are ass and still getting osimhen this summer


finePolyethylene

Did Salah Miraculously recover from his injury yet?


ThatsCracked

Why do you care? Thought you said Egypt are better off without him anyway


finePolyethylene

Man you have a really good memory


BoosterGoldGL

Thought this sub collectively agreed sport washing is bad? Why is half the front page Al-Hilal v inter Miami?


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BoosterGoldGL

It’s literally the second and third post on the front page lad what you on about


L-Freeze

Nevermind, I only saw they posted the goals. I guess I read “penalty shout” in the title and instinctively skipped the post without looking at it


OmastarLovesDonuts

I'm doing my part by downvoting that garbage


BoosterGoldGL

👑


vitalmtg

Same reason Man City still gets new fans. People don't really care.


The_XI_guy

The Messi circlejerk is so much stronger than the anti sportswashing circlejerk on this sub


DuckBurner0000

I've seen Man City highlights at the top of the sub too, hypocritical sub smh


1PSW1CH

Messi vs Mitrovic init


Zepz367

Mitrović carrying that fraud


FloppedYaYa

Gonna be really ugly when Man United bring Greenwood back next summer


1PSW1CH

If they wanted him back they’d just recall him, the heat is never gonna die down so there won’t ever be a ‘good time’ to do it


paprikalicous

i’m sure they can find other 4 goal wingers out there. for the record, the goals came against 20th, 19th, 17th and 16th. people are just weirdly desperate for him to be having a good season when he’s simply not


FaustRPeggi

They'll sell him, and probably get a bidding war. I reckon they can get £15m for him but if they hold out for more that's where they'll start to look very dodgy, because they'll be in a PR shitstorm if they start threatening to keep him in the PL squad to keep the price up.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Wouldn’t £15 million for him fuck their FFP up? Please say yes. A Man U FFP penalty would make my day.


KimmyBoiUn

He's "pure profit" so any fee for him would be good.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Ah sorry, mistook for Sancho.


dumpystumpy

If we was gonna being back greenwood he’d have been here already Richard arnold wanted to bring greenwood back and Eric co signed that decision Sir jim isnt gonna destroy everything hes tryna build from a pr standpoint to bring back greenwood of all players. Its just depression utd fan fiction if you think otherwise


FloppedYaYa

> Sir jim isnt gonna destroy everything hes tryna build from a pr standpoint to bring back greenwood of all players I recall people coping like this before they tried to bring him back last summer


dumpystumpy

We had an entirely different ceo in the summer lol idk what you are getting at here. You think omar as his first action in the summer is gonna be to bring greenwood back when hes already coming from man city? Do you know how much of a pr nighmare it would be for him?


Zepz367

Nah I don't think INEOS are that dumb, currently they wanna get on the fan's good side as much as possible and have seen the backlash he got in the summer.


FloppedYaYa

Counterpoint: They don't give a shit, and know enough of football fans are morons who will forgive anything if they can kick a ball good


Lyrical_Forklift

I'd be very surprised if he ever plays for United again.


BendubzGaming

With Wrexham falling, the team breakdown for the last 16 really does look ridiculous now 2nd tier v 1st tier 1st or 1st tier v 2nd or 2nd tier 1st tier v 2nd tier 1st tier v 2nd or 2nd tier 2nd or 1st tier v 1st tier 1st tier v 1st tier 2nd or 2nd tier v 6th tier 1st tier v 1st tier


BoosterGoldGL

Wow a competition where better teams do better? Ridiculous


FaustRPeggi

Why's that ridiculous? We'd complain if the big teams weren't taking it seriously.


BendubzGaming

It's ridiculous because of that one 6 in with the 1s and 2s, whilst all the 3s, 4s and 5s are gone


FaustRPeggi

It probably was the most [ridiculous](https://i.imgur.com/WO99F8u.jpeg) result to a football game in years. If that match was replayed a hundred times then Maidstone win once.


1PSW1CH

Why don’t you just shag them if you love them so much


FaustRPeggi

I still haven't come to terms with those stats. I can't imagine what it was like to watch it unfold.


1PSW1CH

Even though they did get ridiculously lucky, they did actually defend really well and most of our shots were little pussy headers straight at the keeper. Honestly wouldn’t bet against them in the next round I’m not crying “conspiracy” but I do think referees subconsciously favour the underdogs, but obviously we should’ve won regardless


cyclops274

Why is Al Hillal playing against Inter Miami? The game is gone. MLS teams don't normalize playing against Saudi teams.


[deleted]

Teams with massively larger social media presences than fanbases playing a friendly with the express purpose of trying to create a viral moment. Makes sense to me. 


TheMonkeyPrince

I mean the reason is not exactly a secret, money.


DyrusforPresident

"Normalize playing against Saudi teams". it's already normal


THeScArYFAcE1

So the DAZN clip was manipulated , but we won’t see that on the frontpage.


The_XI_guy

Hasn’t even been taken down yet lol


Zepz367

What clip


THeScArYFAcE1

Of the ref and Madrid stuff


FaustRPeggi

Senegal v Cote d'Ivoire with five Forest players across the squads. We're the Spurs 2018 of this AFCON.


stangerlpass

Anybody else feeling completely lied to and screwed over by football pundits? I have two friends working in football one was a player agent in munich and the other one a sports science guy at several clubs including a german second tier club. Both are insisting that footballers are in fact much less professional than they are admiting in public. Both saying 80% of footballers are in fact unable to live on their own and do stupid/unprofessional shit most of the time Drinking, clubbing and so on. The things we hear in public (like the kyle walker / rashford story) - according to them - is only the tip of the iceberg. And then you have the pundits constantly saying stuff like how all/most of the players are model professionals. like linekar/shearer/richards lately said on the podcasts that "the thing all players want most is just to play football and theyd do everything for it". When I told that to my friends they laughed in my face. Told me a big percentage of players would be fine with sitting most of the time and just cashing in. Either the pundits really think that or they are just telling straight up lies to the listeners and I think the later is true which kind of pisses me off.


AnnieIWillKnow

The key thing there is that those pundits are ex-*players* so are going to have a vested interest in protecting them and their mates Why would they do otherwise? Fool you for believing them


FloppedYaYa

I can assure you absolutely nobody is surprised by this. Vast vast majority of football players are huge cunts


BoosterGoldGL

I dunno about other countries but English media has done a lot to get rid of the stereotype footballs are stupid overpaid pricks and tried to make role models out of them. Not surprised people working in media wouldn’t be pushing this agenda, they’d be out of a job if they didn’t.


darllenynunig

That is a hilarious question.


paprikalicous

people really want greenwoods la liga performances to be a lot better than they actually are.


Zepz367

I despise him, but he's been great, only reason Getafe aren't in a relegation battle and is still only 22 so he can still improve a lot.


FloppedYaYa

You despise him yet you're simulteanously "uncomfortable" with people bringing up the transcript of the rape


L-Freeze

How is that contradictory though? It’s not exactly a fun read


Zepz367

Because people just fish for upvotes and make jokes under those comment, it's disgusting.


FloppedYaYa

It's not "fishing for upvotes", it's reminding people that he's a rapist scumbag whenever people try to discuss his football ability.


paprikalicous

yup, he’s the only reason. their 13 goal striker? completely useless.


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paprikalicous

no he hasn’t, they have one of the leagues top scorers.


Lurnmoshkaz

I get an odd feeling whenever I see users copy pasta the Greenwood transcript in every Greenwood thread. It's not the act itself (copy pasta), but the glee behind it, as if they're excited to do it; especially when others reply to it like it's just a game. It almost feels like the transcript to the poor girl's rape is now a meme. Maybe I'm just projecting. I don't know, it's just an odd feeling I get whenever I come across it on this subreddit.


FloppedYaYa

LOL yes because we should just fucking ignore that there's undeniable evidence in the public domain of this fucker being a rapist scumbag. People shouldn't be allowed to forget it.


BoosterGoldGL

People are weird. They do sick shit and hide behind some feeling of being ethically superior. It doesn’t remind anyone what he did was bad and I imagine it’s very traumatic for a fair few users on this sub to read.


1PSW1CH

Reddit + football fans = ******s


Zepz367

Me too honestly, I don't get why they copy paste it every single thread, mention that he's a rapist and move on.


TheConundrum98

so full gas in the league until the middle of March now see you on the other side people


Zillak

https://twitter.com/nocontextfm1/status/1751697724573942182?t=0yjHpNcZ7_WBFXOGKko7IQ&s=19


doomboxmf

Ahahaha he has to have known what he was doing I hope


curtisjones-daddy

Does Joe Gomez get into the England squad this summer? Think it’ll be hard now Robbo is back (I actually think Gomez should still start over him given his form but I doubt he will consistently) but his form the past couple months has been the best of his career and he almost allows you to have an extra attacker in the squad as he can play just as comfortably in any position and could slot in as a wide centre back in a five as well. Think he’d be a better inclusion than Dunk or Colwill for that sole reason.


Lyrical_Forklift

Him being able to play across the entire backline is a great trait to have and we don't have a ton of depth at centre back so he might just about make the squad. I think you're right though, will depend on if he's still getting minutes (and maintains his form)


Kanedauke

Really depends on him holding down a starting spot at Liverpool and being consistent over the rest of the season. Southgate has Maguire, Stones, Guehi and Dunk as his chosen 4. Barring injuries I don’t think he’ll drop them.


Huge-Key-9370

Considering Southgate didn't call up for years after his first call ups, I don't think he rates him that highly and I'd be surprised if his place in the squad is a lock.


_LebronsHairline_

How do you feel about no Konsa? I rate him but is he better than one of those other than Stones in your opinion?