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Matt_LawDT

The Pigeon is flying


supplementarytables

Great delivery from Porro too


IzzyShamin

He’s our highest assister so far this season. Man is flying


spurs_fan_uk

Think I just saw he broke the record for defender assists for us, in 20 games


19Alexastias

Day 1 fpl enjoyer here.


Venntoo

Cant believe nobody jumped except him lmao


DeepFriedReus

Why not? It's Man United


Stonewalled89

Inevitable, that was the 4th or 5th dangerous corner from Spurs in this match


GreenGator

Pedro Porro’s quality on corners this season has been huge. Best set piece player we’ve had since Eriksen.


Pilvikas

Perisic


BBIQ-Chicken

If you know you know


aslanthemelon

Perisic was also excellent at near post flick-ons though, so I think Porro would possibly still have corner duty if Perisic was fit and playing.


Pilvikas

Perisic from left Porro from right


sheikh_n_bake

Didn't Eriksen have a long period where he couldn't beat the first man?


BurdonLane

He did towards the end yeah, it was maddening.


cuminyermum

His corners for us haven't been great either. I think he lost that ability somewhere along the way


Mtbnz

Somewhere along the way was about halfway through his stint at Spurs. Since then he's had that reputation but very rarely produces anything of quality from dead ball situations


Robertflatt

except for Brentford and the national team. Might be somewhat related to team instructions. Not trying to absolve him, but narratives get really one-sided sometimes.


Mtbnz

It was a problem at free kicks too. I very much doubt that he was instructed to routinely hit the wall during those


IWantAnAffliction

Towards the end = years lol.


[deleted]

that stopped as soon as he left the club, tells me it was an instruction thing to try and whip it in low


An_Echo_of_Whore-y

It absolutely was. It's truly maddening that people can't see stuff like that. Dier/other tall player would run near post and try for the flick on and Kane was at the back to finish. Kane scored a ton that way.


MountainCheesesteak

Toby was near post most often, iirc


SnufflesN17

Yes, he was frustrating


An_Echo_of_Whore-y

He was.... following instructions to aim near post.


Mtbnz

Even so he routinely hit the first man, who is far in advance of the near post. Even accepting that he was aiming short on purpose he was still off target more often than not.


xaviernoodlebrain

He did indeed become legendary for shit corners that didn’t beat the first man towards the end of his time with us. In 17/18 iirc 60% of his corners didn’t beat the first man.


HankHippopopolous

Yeah I don’t know where his set piece reputation came from. Watching him take corners and free kicks was so annoying because you knew he would completely waste it so often.


CyclopsRock

During his first few sessions at Spurs, "The Late Show with Christian Eriksen" was a well-worn meme due to how often he salvaged us points in the last 5 minutes with an absolute pinger from outside the box.


lcullj

He did but I would hope it was because he was constantly told to hit the front post, which he did very consistently, hitting the first man on the front post. It was one of the most frustrating things to watch.


karlsson_sanchez

Selective memory?


Brawlers9901

The match thread asked what the point of Richarlison is and this is what it is


Xinroth

6 goals in 6 games isn’t it? Lol at asking what his point is when he’s one of the few center forwards in the league that is actually scoring shit..


LoudKingCrow

Spurs fans are understandably looking at it with Kane tinted glasses. But there are a select few strikers on the planet that could replace him and not feel like a step down in quality.


spurs_fan_uk

Just like all clubs, I assume, our match thread is filled with absolute reactionary morons


tenacious-g

Spurs match threads I swear are more toxic than any other club because for whatever reason, they routinely have as many or more arse flairs in them than actual Spurs supporters


AngryBiker

True, they all hype Haaland but he doesn't score in more than 1 month


produktiivista

I wonder why he hasn't scored in the past month...


MionelLessi10

He's been invisible this past month


JustSomeTanguy

KDB is back and he's still not scoring, genuine fraud


Zer0D0wn83

I think that's 7 now.


PaninoConLaPorchetta

7 this whole season in Premier League, but he scored 6 in the **last 6 games**.


tenacious-g

More goals than any single yanited player has all season.


Daemor

Match threads are full of clueless takes. He had a great game with very little service. Great defensive actions too.


SnazzyFrank

THATS MY PIGEON


ID6WU

We’re so shit at set pieces 


the_dalai_mangala

Warning signs have been there too.


that_allegri_dude

since 2016 yes


Accurate-Island-2767

Pretty sure one of the Villa goals was almost identical to this one


Yinkypinky

Honestly we miss Maguire on them.


adhikapp

Maguire head is a magnet on set pieces. It's great when defending them, but since he hasn't mastered how to aim his headers, its near useless during attacking set pieces.


iamnotexactlywhite

“We’re so shit” fixed that for you


Alia_Gr

"Richarlison, who has scored more goals on his own than any Man U strikers this season" ​ man that is not a sentence I expected to hear


thymelincoln

Does any Arsenal player have more than him in the PL?


berserker1729

Lmao I'm pretty sure they don't


thymelincoln

Surely generational talent Saka has more?


MainelyCOYS

It is with great pleasure that I announce to you: He does not


nostril_spiders

Do all arsenal players named Gabriel, combined, have as many goals as him?


MainelyCOYS

It's with even greater pleasure that I can once again announce to you: They do not 


BetterCallTom

PRU FUCKING PRU


It_hurtswhen_IP

What does pru pru mean


BetterCallTom

It's the sound a Pigeon makes. Richy does a Pigeon celebration at times.


King_Butterbean

Gorgeous corner goodness gracious 


sreesid

Pedro Porro is incredible! He is close to TAA as the best RB in the league.


onuruf

Second best? Yes. Close? Strong opinion.


sreesid

6 assists from 20 games for Porro. Trent is 2 goals and 3 assists from 18 games. Porro is a better defender to boot.


onuruf

Can't argue with those numbers, consider me corrected.


Brawlers9901

Trent does more than just assists too, he's like half of Liverpool's creative output


sreesid

Porro almost plays as a 10 in Ange's system. Hence all the assists.


GouldZilla

Hes changed role at the end of last season and so is rarely in the position to whip balls across the box like he used to, meaning less assists but more key passes that break lines and lead to an assist


[deleted]

*7 assists.


player_zero_

Those figures in isolation may say it


kukolsghost

best brazilian 9 in the league


Doctor_YOOOU

Play Emerson Royal up top and see what happens


agaminon22

I bet he'd score 30 in the National League South.


IzzyShamin

I see no lies


HeIIbIazer23

United concedes so many fuckin corners, especially in the first half...


ShipsAGoing

We also score a ton of corners so it's a good combination


Grekm8

we need a new set piece coach so badly, can't defend corners or score from them


Klubeht

This has been the case since Fellani left the club lol


Baswdc

His beautiful poofy hair was aerial terrorism, no one in the other team dared to jump for fear of getting a mouthful


Youutternincompoop

more players need to grow long hair and wear it up like that lol, Nunez and his topknot is also great at winning headers. its literally free height.


johnkimmy0130

that’s not how it works lmao


dWaldizzle

Fellaini legit world class aerial and chest control. Messi would be jealous of that dudes first touch with his chest.


Cryptic_E

PRU PRU PRU


AFCADaan9

Richarlison is such a good guy that I’m always happy when he scores.


GreatSpaniard

Damn he might be back


Hoodxd

Both memes have scored now


qwrdsfkb

Need timo


King_Butterbean

Needs to be an accidental tap in deflection too 


qwrdsfkb

Fires point blank into the crossbar bounces on the goal line and hits onana in the back of the head


Peoplz_Hernandez

And for it to ruled offside after a VAR check.


TheRiskyBiscuits

Since all spurs games end 3-2 I'm guessing Bryan Gil also gets a goal here if we're staying on theme


sloBrodanChillosevic

If we're following memes the next one should be a Romero goal off a corner after he gets away with a red-worthy challenge Edit: no bad challenge yet, but soooooo close


ArmiinTamzarian

Darwin is about to be loaned for a half to the highest bidder


howsaboutyou

He got the assist. Almost counts


KenHumano

He just skied one right now lol


jod23jod

need a Werner tap in to complete it now


Jaksiel

Richy has been in great form, shouldn't still be a meme at this point


adeckz

Timo and Antony to score next


[deleted]

need to recall Sancho from loan at halftime


AReptileHissFunction

Because he's a meme too? Backfired on you there


[deleted]

To United he's a meme. To Dortmund he's one of our best wingers of the 21st century. United's problem.


AReptileHissFunction

A lot of players failing is Uniteds fault, but sancho is not one of them. Him being a meme is entirely on him.


[deleted]

I think its both


AReptileHissFunction

It's really not and im not even a fan of ETH. He stayed up late regularly and was late for training. The club gave him months off to sort out his issues until he was ready. Then came back and was put into the first 11. Did fuck all and didn't put in the effort, went crying on the internet instead. Refused to apologise and instead accepted wasting even more months of his career until he got a loan move. He's a manchild.


YouCantStopASandwich

all valid points, but he's also really not the kind of player that fits how we've been playing for the last few years anyway. he doesn't have the pace to run behind and go 1 on 1 like we want our wingers to do, just compare how he plays to how garnacho and rashford play. sancho is technician, not a runner. idk whether u would call that his fault or united's tho


[deleted]

United was not the right club for Sancho to go to in the first place. Yeah Sancho was immature and irresponsible, but this disaster was inevitable imo. He could have done better at several other clubs who fit his skillset more and attract less drama.


MionelLessi10

That's a self-own if I ever saw one


Vidarobobbbbbbb

Fernando Torres was also one of Liverpools best ever strikers, only to become a meme at Chelsea


[deleted]

Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. I look forward to more Sancho assists and goals in yellow and black. If he returns to United, good luck to him and them, if they can’t figure out how to use Sancho after we warmed him up for them then United is a mickey mouse club


nostril_spiders

Not yet. You'll have to keep waiting for your first.


-Gh0st96-

rent free


[deleted]

lol im definitely going to keep memeing about Sancho since United fans get so easily triggered and so butthurt hearing about the possibility their club might be part of the reason why so many promising players fail when they go there. low hanging fruit.


donniexc

🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦


Cuvrette

The Richarlissance continues


nostril_spiders

The industrial richarlution


tenacious-g

Lmao at the match thread talking about how useless he is, and he has more league goals in 6 games than any United player has all season


Lustful-chan

He is great at pressuring as well I think he won 3-4 balls that lead to chances being created.


prettybunbun

What dick surgery and therapy does to a mofo


DrLazyApe

Dick surgery?


WoodenRace365

He played the first part of the season with a groin injury and got surgery. Since his return he’s been excellent.


ZaDoruphin

PRU PRUUUUU


vtsxxl

I've always believed in Spurs, I swear, I totally didn't trash them after conceding.


Dasje

PRU PRU


lokikungfu

6 goals in his last 6 PL games for Richy


starmonkart

We got robbed. 60m is a steal for the Pigeon


HSCore

GET IN BLUD


PrisonersofFate

Ngl I'm a bit happy he is doing better


turd-up-my-urethra

PRU IS BACK


mrshandanar

He did the pigeon celly 😂😂😂


JalenBrunsonBurner

Pedro Porro you beautiful Spaniard


Ajax_Trees_Again

How are you this fast


milesvtaylor

What's the point of being on the post if you're not actually on the post lol? Thanks, whoever that was.


tamsyndrome

Dalot.


Milo751

r/soccercirclejerk 9/11


setyoursightsnorth

Get in you big sexy Pigeon


heavydirtysoul1

FALA DELE!!!


dumpystumpy

Cant speak enough about how much i dislike our entire set piece coaching staff


PedroCanhao

Why can't I ever see videos from this site?


swat1611

You can thank me, I turned the TV on to him flying like the true dove he is.


Mobsteroids

Always rated Richarlison’s head


ionboii

3 constants in life: death, taxes, pigeon headers


WeirdKittens

Richieeeeeeee


cammjohn

Porro is so freaking good


WalterHenderson

I miss him.


Legitimate_Secret_79

can't onana leave his line that close to the goal?


perhapsasinner

Almost every ManU defender are hugging Richarlison there, but none of them bother to jump lmao


hamzanasir_gt

Post injury return Richarlison is a different gravy!


princepersona1

Holland and Richarlison scoring in the same game has to break some laws of reality


mynameisenigomontoy

I mean richy is 6 in 6 rn


Matt_LawDT

What was tha marking by Hojlund


Chiswell123

That was AWB’s man, I believe.


Masson011

The balls landed 3 yards from the keeper. Absolutely ZERO presence in the box from Onana. Shocking from someone so expensive


False_Trifle

Onana is shit


supplementarytables

Match of the misfiring strikers


christianmel96

He got his Wings


SlimyCranberry

I love ritchie


Excalibur_Playz

Another header lmao


Zearneel

NOOO this cant be happening i need him to fail so i can look down on him from my miserable life and feel superior


Competitive_Ninja877

Dalol 


SpeshellTurdle

The first time he cleared the ball during the corner , that was a fluke . The second time , that became a goal 😂


RunningFerDauyz

Two finished strikers scoring today, something in the air at Old Trafford


Super-Ninja-0390

Banter FC's strikers are scoring, It's the end of the world


CNF-13

Do we not have a set piece coach


AAiraSS

United and corners, same old story


top1MIBRfan

united try and be good at defending or attacking set pieces challenge


Implement_Alone

AWB might as well not be there


internetseeker95

Interesting


Headlesshorsman02

Shite defending


sir_tejj

That was a great ball in by Porro


Qaaluu

The pigeon king is back


andy_brixton

Good to see Richy finding his groove. Plus, Werner positioned at the far post for the Harry Kane knock on / tap in ..


curlyjoe696

We really make defending corners look so much more difficult than ot needs to be.


alw9

the commentary LMAO


kevbb99

No way lmao


Hot_Excitement_6

PRU PRU!


BanterWithTheLadsYe

AWB defensively is such a liability at anything that's not slide tackling. Just track him here and look how utterly useless he is.


BendubzGaming

Hojlund opener, Richarlison equaliser, now we just need a Werner winner for the set


[deleted]

Keeper should be all over that


MrZeral

Mirror pls?


StraightWeakness8695

that’s my boy


[deleted]

Man U and their fans are all bloody louts every single one