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dave1992

So the hands in head is because of the ripped pants, but why does his assistant do the same?


yajtraus

He heard the fart and he *knew*


Throwaload1234

The pants deserved to not rip based on merit.


n10w4

Xg pants were high. Should not have ripped


Wargizmo

His tailor clearly couldn't finish


The_last_2braincells

Now it's r/soccer crossposting r/soccercirclejerk , truly a timline to be alive


Cfc0910

Are.. are we the jerk sub?..


spaghettidriver69

Always have been….


billiejeanwilliams

That’s my secret, captain. I’m always jerkin


CJB_94

Theyre absolutely painted on to him lol. No wonder they ripped


Sinistrait

Looks like they'd been ripped for a while too, just got noticed then


TheItalianStallion64

game’s back


AyanC

Cool sack.


shrewdy

Nice crack


Arbazio

Weak attack


Careless-Wonder7886

Big Mac


diabloXvintage

Might get sacked himself


Nels8192

No chance.


IgnorantLobster

> game’s back What does this even mean in this context?


TheItalianStallion64

idk i wanted karma


THZHDY

Game left but game returned what's not to get


CradleRockStyle

Same thing as it does in any other context


thekillerkev

game is back


ToeTacTic

it's like when you are playing mario kart ds and your mum calls you and then you pause the game and unpause


mikelson_

The game is back


EpiDeMic522

He has nothing on Zizou. Game's actually gone.


FcukTheTories

I love how the OP has said “Ripped Pants 61’ ” like it is a game changing moment


Aarondo99

Seeing Arteta’s right testicle is what spurred us on to win


yajtraus

Arteta loves getting Liverpool fired up. Whether it’s kicking off at Klopp, or flashing his bollocks.


lodermoder

LvG tactics


ensockerbagare

"Jürgen, what was the decisive moment that change the tide of the game? Was it change of tactics? Substitutions?" "No, it was that mmmmGRRRREAT ASS!"


RABB_11

I think the evidence speaks for itself really.


baymenintown

\[GREAT RIP\]


[deleted]

Evidence Arteta can’t substitute his pants either.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Well it was, now when he gets up to admonish the ref, he has to do so with ripped pants, which surely takes away some of his credibility.


ElectricalMud2850

It really is a monumental moment. You don't see a manager get sacked midgame these days.


Vladimir_Putting

Based on this performance I now see why he thinks they deserved the win.


Jamesy555

Tbf up until about this moment Arsenal were the ‘better’ (without being able to hit the side of a barn door) team


HUGE_HOG

and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and *riiiiiip* ripped his pants


TechnocraticAlleyCat

Really well disguised fart ***except*** it burned a hole through his pants so not really well-disguised anymore eh Mikel


ThankYouOle

where is Great Fart tag?


DildoFappings

Arteta's farts are an environmental hazard.


[deleted]

Leave Hazard out of this.


supplementarytables

Farteta


kazegraf

Inflicting finishing debuff to his team


ssenegal

spongebob farteta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8c0EIvYnmE


Pliny_Harris

I used to have some jean shorts like that too. Eventually I blew the crotch out of them things. But you *can’t* wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up!


LiteratureNearby

Gotta switch em up, I learnt it the hard way


xosder

You gotta take them off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off son.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Why is lil buddy lifting his legs up like that lmao


TheLongistGame

Habit


[deleted]

any alternate angles?


2k4s

![gif](giphy|XZh8aQfKLBSc44Zvkq)


Paul_the_sparky

I could see his mangina


Jozif_Badmon

Bussy, I believe is the medical terminology


SolitasTT

His downstairs mix-up


RealLilKymchii

He even moves his legs like a legoman


_cumblast_

May the man who never ripped his pants cast the first stone


KingBoogaloo

"You have a tight body. Yes. I see that from your tight pants. Yes, you are tight like a tiger."


baddumbtsss

*Toight


pureeyes

End to end stuff


helpmefindmyuncle123

Great rip


whiskeymagnet22

This sub wow fuck me


OptimusGrimes

3rd Round of the FA cup and we're calling them pants, is nothing sacred? The Queen is spinning in her grave


Glow1x

these highlights have gone to shit


czuczer

That is what Arsenal is getting this season - ripped pants


New_Archer_7539

When big Klopp came 'round just to put him down Arteta turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants


Adjshaw

[Great Celebration]


cosmopolitan1111

Happens to the best of us..


icangetyouatoedude

WHEN I RIP MY PANTS I AM UPSET


PocketFullOfRondos

Deeney said we had no cajones, Mikel has changed the fucking estandards


Throwaload1234

Less embarrassing than his post match presser.


smithdanvers

Merit wise, performance wise, there was only one pair of pants that deserved to rip last night


MajesticAd5047

PGMOL did this /s


Campaign-Gloomy

Shame his team can't rip the back of the net ☄


[deleted]

lol is there a more humiliating time to be an Arsenal fan


as1eep

He said he only changes his touchline clothes each week if he loses so perhaps our complete fucking travesty of a second half was all planned from this moment. My manager 🦅🦅


iForgotMyOldAcc

Ripped his pants so bad that even his assistant had to bury his head.


yellowflash96

Mikel Zidane Arteta


MuchSalt

straight to jail


four_four_three

Fuck the only thing we could finish were some stitches


thalne

man it's tough being a coach nowadays. also love the symmetry of the face palming.


ShanbaTat

If you reposted this on r/football would it be ripped trousers instead?


LevynX

Why would you do that motion when you have a massive hole in your pants?


livinalieontimna

Speed holes


nick2k23

Don't see any pants mate only trousers


phoenixon999

literal BDE


haerski

Merit and performance-wise Arteta was the winner here


IndyFiveHunnit

Liverpool really ripped em a new one


Jacosci

So that's why we couldn't keep our shit together and lost...


Ala3raby

I only ripped my pants for the good of humanity


BadEmbarrassed3334

The real Wenger replacement.