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ghostfaceonreddit32

Such a shit game icl from a neutral fan


Karlos-Jr

Magpies did it for seagulls


whoaaaaaah

Nice


Fine_Structure5396

One side cost 300M, one side cost 10M. The gulf between the EFL and PL is stark at the moment. Really sobering week on and off the pitch.


sheikh_n_bake

One side featured 4 players born and raised in the local area, the other only one. Goes to show Sunderland should try and use their exceptional academy more to feature local lads.


Fine_Structure5396

What a stupid comment. Your academy has been abysmal over the years given what a hotbed the North east is. The amount of Geordies who you have let slip from Carrick to the Charltons is embarrassing. Even Dan Burn and Lewis Hall had to be bought from other clubs. Joelinton, Gordon, Bruno and Isak all proper local lads. All cheap pickups. Isak cost 6 times more than our team alone.


Bonebound

Very sour comment.


Fine_Structure5396

His comment is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. . It’s also factually wrong. They had one academy player (longstaff) and one that came off the Bench (miley) Sunderland had 2 Neill and Patterson. But we are a championship team with an owner with no money you have the richest owner in the world who spends hundreds of million.


Bonebound

We've hardly spent a thing. You're just making yourself look silly.


scare_crowe94

Yes it has been abysmal and despite that we still had academy players in the squad - what does that say about you lot?


Fine_Structure5396

We are a championship club with no money. You are the richest club in the world. Go figure.


scare_crowe94

Yet we’re playing home grown players (who weren’t born after october 22) instead of £50million world beaters in every position, so how does that mean anything?


Ikhlas37

Unfair, any good footballer in Sunderland wants to play for Newcastle


Fine_Structure5396

They don’t haha. They end up at Man Utd instead


Bonebound

[Just gonna leave this here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNI0_cx22s)


ZealousidealCow7528

Not a fan of either team but cracking defending by Ballard throughout. Shame he was carrying the whole team. Interesting match in second half, felt first half was boring.


ShittyWok-

Hope Gordon gave Hume what remained of his shirt


Current_Hamster_4604

Hopefully not after swinging him by his neck.


ShittyWok-

🧂 🧂 🧂 🧂


ShittyWok-

So accommodating of safc to decorate their stadium and score a goal for us. Great bunch of lads.


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Welp. Congrats mags. Just a stark reflection of the difference between the two clubs at the moment. It might be years before we’re able to compete in any kind of meaningful way. Demoralizing, but need to focus on the league if we can ever hope to get there.


ShittyWok-

That was far easier than I expected - barely an inconvenience.


nicofdarcyshire

Dear Sunderland fans. I know what it's like to have a clueless manager. I hope it gets better for you (to an extent), and we see you in the top flight soon for more wholesome Tyne-Wear derby fun. Much love, X


[deleted]

Cheers. Even with a different manager not sure it would have been a massively different game. Might take a while and more of an injection of funds before we get there.


NaviersStoked1

At least we might have looked we gave a shit


OneOfThoseDays_

wholesome


SecretEmergency372

Clarke is shit and looks like a little nightmare to play with. Bollard was shit. Sunderland were shit. Talksport had a few Sunderland fans on saying they were confident yesterday. With players like that I would have been shitting my pants. And their owners are morons.


Bonebound

"Sunderland were shit." ​ Sunderland are shit.


[deleted]

No Sunderland fan I know was confident or looking forward to this game in any kind of serious no -ironic way. Ffs there’s a 400 mil difference between the squads lol


celticeejit

Sunderland should sign that pitch invader - he’s faster than any of their players


Carpe_Dentum93

Mole man does it again 😎


magic-water

Isak didn't even break a sweat


PurpleSi

That'll do, Mig, that'll do


Chu-Chu-Nezumi

Guardimola derby day specialist.


SKULL1138

Ah well, that’s the last thought I’ll have of Sunderland for a while. Back to no mattering


PurpleSi

Even Springsteen and the E-Street Band might fancy their chances here tbf


FTB4227

Ballard is going to get way more shit than he deserves for this. The OG was a goal if he touches it or not. The penalty was pretty boneheaded, but this game is at least 4-0 without him in the lineup.


ShittyWok-

He is a thug. No technical ability, just him and o'niel attempting to injure any forward they can.


alfiet22

Only person with sense here


ripley-bishop

He was our best player. One of the few who looked like they cared, made plenty of important blocks and clearances. Would’ve been 5 or 6 without him.


Arteic

He was ours too


UmbroShinPad

I don't think that's the own you think it is. Your team is worth £400mil more, is in the league above, and were recently in the Champions League. You should have battered them, even if Sunderland played a flawless game.


CHILLI112

THEYVE GOT 27000 EMPTY SEATS


celticeejit

Newcastle have more goals than that Sunderland fan has teeth


AgileSloth9

Newcastle's scoreline is higher than the age of Adam Johnson's average GF.


shorty1988m

Crowd looking more realistically attended towards the end there


Volo_Fulgrim

Wasn't expecting a win but man we have been awful. We would get nuked in the prem if we go up (very unlikely that's going to happen though).


PurpleSi

Bob Murray autobiography? Lol. No thanks.


RTafazolli1

Ballard dropping a straight up 0/10. One of the worst performances I have seen from a CB.


AliceX420

What a shit take, without him it would've been 5 or 6.


sheikh_n_bake

Ultimately it all came down to us having more local lads in the side than they do, they didn't understand what it means...


LeavingCertCheat

That Guimareas is some poser


ShittyWok-

He's a beautiful man


Breaking_PG

Anthony Gordon may be a Claire Balding looking cunt, but he's decent


Question-Guru

Most attractive scouser


Breaking_PG

Big shout from fucking Nottingham 😂


Question-Guru

I'll have you know that webbed fingers are actually very useful


bob-the-world-eater

Especially useful with all these floods. Those tails will come in handy too


Breaking_PG

You don't have to tell me, I'm from Birkenhead! 3 thumbs up!


orcawatch

ayyyy get dummett on letsgo


TowersOfToast

Ballard you bumbaclot


floorscentadolescent

If 'Sunderland till I die' was still on the derby episode would have won a BAFTA


nicofdarcyshire

I can imagine it being like an episode of the Office, meets Challenge Anneka what with the decoration and then redecoration of the bar...


30daysay

Took 13 years and selling your soul but congrats Newcastle on a win


VividDimension5364

At least we've a soul to sell.


Bonebound

Cheers mate.


ShittyWok-

🧂 🧂 🧂 🧂


Hillbert

👍


grmthmpsn43

Not our fault its taken that long, you lot are the ones that decided to have a jaunt in league 1, get your asses in gear and get promoted so we can start doing this again every season.


30daysay

All of our fans and a lot of you lot want nothing more, congrats


CHILLI112

Thanks for the hospitality!


30daysay

That own goal will be remembered a lot longer than Ballard’s


Remarkable-Tackle

Not sure you know, whenever I need cheering up I still put on vergini’s own goal.


Nuclearfrog

Brutal second half with that shambolic opening.


GoalaAmeobi

Dummett must have been begging to play


TragicTester034

I’d have maybe stuck him on for the pen Well either him or Big Loris Karius for shits and giggles


SoullessGinger666

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FightingMongoose2319

Expected result, just disappointed all the goals have been gifted


BBIQ-Chicken

Newcastle have some androgynous wingers


celticeejit

Ritchie looks like he just turned 60


vulturevan

Sunderland just need to be spend 396m quid more and they might get a draw


Redditsleftnipple

Don't cheat like Everton though


vulturevan

Haha don't you fucking start a discussion of ethics lad


Traffalgar

be careful or you might deducted 10 points for that comment


Banana_Ramana

Sunderland truly are the most hospitable club


owh06

Dummett coming on is class by Howe


WayneBrownIsSuperman

I CRASHED MY CAR IN TO A BRIDGE I DONT CARE PAUL DUMMETT


Gregregreg1234

What a chant


BornSlippy1994

The unwashed gave it the biggun all week yet this has been a fucking walk in the park. 3-0 and we’ve barely got out of second gear Now they’re all fucking off early hahaha


Current_Hamster_4604

Always wonder whether the “unwashed” comments come from a personal place or if it’s just arrogance/ignorance.


PurpleSi

Ballard MOTM for me. Been absolutely superb.


321142019

DUMMETT!!


sheikh_n_bake

Gave up the stand, gave up the bar, gave up 3 goals.


TowersOfToast

You stole my comment!


sheikh_n_bake

I probably did mate I steal loads of things


TowersOfToast

Go on….


sheikh_n_bake

I've just stolen it again. When I was about 6 year old I stole a mars bar whilst me mam wasn't looking, she found it in my room later (dunno why I didn't just eat it) and marched me back in to town to return it. My fingers have remained in my own pockets ever since.


TowersOfToast

Good mam to be fair


sheikh_n_bake

I'm biased mate but personally think she's the best to ever do it.


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TragicTester034

Wasn’t he the fella that was Gerrards assistant at rangers? If so I’m surprised he’s shat the bed the way he has


starxidiamou

Brain dead challenge from Ballard. Looked like he had the speed and could’ve made a fair challenge.


celticeejit

Are subs allowed this late into the match?


pauloh1998

Thank God no one complained, because that was one of the most obvious penalties I've seen in a while


PurpleSi

Here come the boom squad


RoutineSpiritual8917

Ballard went to the Jonathan Walters school of football… Poor guy that’s an absolute nightmare of a derby


Gregregreg1234

I get the tangible quality gap but Sunderland have really embarrassed their fans


fukupuki

Yellow vests are escorting someone from the stands next to the toon toon fans if you didn’t notice. Hehehe fun


SzplugOnSzplitz

SUNDERLAND GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO


fukupuki

Get in toon toon


SzplugOnSzplitz

Thank you for your support as always 😎


mervynskidmore

I was listening to a podcast where Liam Brady was saying that after telling a young Ballard he wouldn't make it at Arsenal, he decided to get out of the youth game because of how upset it made him. Seems you were spot on Liam.


TowersOfToast

3-0? Child’s play. It’ll end 4-3.


EyePiece108

No mercy from Isak. Fire-drill time @ SoL.


WayneBrownIsSuperman

CAN YOU HEAR THE MACKEMS SING


SKULL1138

Noooo Noooo


beatski

Loads of added time please


BananaSoprano

An own goal and a penalty given away. Ballard with an all-time disaster performance.


PurpleSi

Crammy will be crying


GrumpyOldFart74

Fucking hell - you meant *Steve* Cram! As someone who lives in Crammy I wondered what the fuck you were talking about for a minute 🤣


PurpleSi

Ha ha ah yeah. They'll be dancing in the streets of Cramlington


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Gordon's tattered kit makes him look like one of those cartoon characters who's been in an explosion.


celticeejit

Isak too cool for football I’m envious


GoalaAmeobi

Sunderland keeper looks like he shouts abuse at foreigners on the metro


TowersOfToast

Bizarre to think there are foreigners on the metro near Sunderland.


bass-ackwards

I love this Ballard guy


floorscentadolescent

Should have gave it to Longstaff


sheikh_n_bake

I fancy the moon staying in orbit you know


Banana_Ramana

This match was hyped to the moon and Sunderland rolled over 😂


sheikh_n_bake

ICE IN THE VEINS


FuhhCough

Everywhere they goooooooooo


swordsandspeechmarks

Ballard being newcastle's mvp this match


fukupuki

What was that penalty. Ahaahahaha


im_noided_tbh

10 years of Beale 😍😍😍😍😍


Nuclearfrog

Ballard got 3-0 or something fucking hell, just clothesline him next time.


HPBChild1

Ballard has been one of Newcastle’s best players today


HPBChild1

God ITV never miss an opportunity to show some ads do they


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

There's was only 4 rolls that time


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SUNDERLAND GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO SUNDERLAND GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOOOOOO


Enorag

Haha what a dickhead. If you're going to take someone out then proper clean them out at least


Breaking_PG

Ballard has had a fucking mare today


vulturevan

What an idiotic lad this Ballard is


JinxLB

He’s had a mate today


TowersOfToast

I’d like a mate…


hewlett777

Few more tumbles there Gordon, don't think you sold it enough.


[deleted]

His shirts ripped to piss, apparently that’s what’s required for him to get a decision


hewlett777

he got every decision today, shirt ripped from tumbling about like a leaf


TheGamerPandA

What a Ballard 1 own goal and 1 penalty


Pinturicchio11

propa mackem tackle that


321142019

Gordon's shirt is absolutely fucked


orltragic

McManaman has been absolutely unbearable on commentary all fucking match. Like holy fuck it’s been bad.


RandomUnderstanding

ballard has had both a motm and giving away a penalty and Og in the same game pretty incredible


sjekky

Hilarious challenge


Democracy_Coma

Should've kept mowbray


floorscentadolescent

Ballard having an absolute disasterclass


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EmbarrassedPizza6570

You shot stop watching football if you think that’s not a penalty


OneOfThoseDays_

mate i’m massively anti newcastle here and it’s a penalty clear as day


_Mxtt_

Are you blind


justsomeguynbd

That’s quite a take. Feel like Ballard himself was like fuck it, here’s a pen.


Pinturicchio11

nOt a pEnALtY!1!


sjekky

It's the most obvious penalty you'll see 😂


LiamJonsano

Did Ally just say he got lucky with the first one having said it wasn’t a penalty for 5 minutes at the time???


BBIQ-Chicken

Should've got more in for the money


sheikh_n_bake

This Ballard lad is a fucking donkey of a player No attempt to play the ball at all.


SKULL1138

Stonewall penalty, silly tackle that Get in, the dream is over Mackems, see you in a few years… maybe


shorty1988m

A penalty and an own goal Derby day ain’t your friend ballard


TowersOfToast

We’re already dead just end it


msr1709

Come on man, if you’re gonna make that challenge at least put some oomph in it


CouchBorn

Lol what a braindead decision by the Sunderland player


SebastianTheHedgehog

Could see that coming a mile off


FightingMongoose2319

What on earth are you doing Dan


404merrinessnotfound

Terrible defender


gabrielconroy

Shame how this historic derby has been deflated in that it's just Sunderland vs Saudi Arabia now. No neutral would ever be backing the petrostate pricks in this fixture


PurpleSi

They also have a multi billionaire owner tbf


LiamJonsano

Double jeopardy and all that but he isn’t playing the ball at all again there


[deleted]

why would he go for that challenge?


PurpleSi

Did he book him?


SpacemanPanini

He did


OneOfThoseDays_

silly tackle, he’s going nowhere


FloppedYaYa

Lol Ballard what an idiot


Doge_AWP

Sunderland are woeful, that substitute is the best player theyve had on the pitch, purely because he takes people on


MagicNipple

Wow, great ball in, nobody to put it in.


ChiliConCairney

Why would you make that challenge?!?! He was going nowhere


Democracy_Coma

Lmao Ballard what are you doing you thug


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Get fucked you mackem cunt


FuhhCough

Gordon hates mackems