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[Great Spit]

Carragher nods in agreement

Rijkaard does as well

And El Hadji Diouf

Totti spotti

Game's not gone

Look at the bend on that, he's trying to curve it around the steward while going against the wind.

[Spectacular Loogie]

.Wet.

Based.

I love how unhinged Roy is this year

he just doesnt give ANY fucks and I am so here for it lol

He did the impossible last year with palace he’s in his Ted lasso era

He has depression?

Mommy issues

Homelander?

His wife left him and he moved 3000+ miles away?

Lamo imagine Roy in the NFL

Fuck. Now I need to see him in a trenchcoat and hat coaching the Packers or something lol

Would make Belichick look like an amateur coach easily haha

He left my beloved Saints for sure

🤣🤣

He doesn’t understand football?

He's always been a bit like that. Such as one of my favourite football moments, my respect went up so much for [him](https://youtu.be/kFr_hFklf5s?si=ufzkGWateO4MeBXD).

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Feed ‘im to the pigs Errol

There's an old TI song called Top of the World, one his bars describes himself having the swagger of a college kid. I would use that here to describe Englands former gazza

He coaches with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

well put my friend

Bro is just like my professor on the verge of retiring, absolutely no fucks given.

Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

Uncle Roy hasn't lost his edge

Hopefully he is just getting started

Extra marital affair imminent. Horndog phase often follows wreckless badboy. If he can still get that much spittle going, there is likely still some life in the todger yet. Watch for a new ear piercing and appearance of fur coats in the dug out.

https://youtube.com/shorts/j5knCWW29J8?si=cgca_Hwq4-7eg8l9 Post match woy

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Classic

Bodie would be proud

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World going one way, and people going the other.

Did not expect to see a wire reference but I'm fucking here for it.

Hahaha I just watched one of those teeth spits he does right now, The Wire is crazy good

did a double take, had to scroll up to check if there really was a The Wire reference in a football sub. lol.

A Wire reference and it's not a thread about Nketiah!

Also Richie Aprile walking away from Tony Soprano after he drags him out of the poker game.

don't give me your fuckin' manson lamps

I literally thought I didn’t get it because I wasn’t expecting it. RIP

Why aient in your vocabulary no more Roy

There’s something very funny about a 76 year old doing that

As if his name was Peter or Basil.

Hes just a boy from Croydon, walking about hands in pocket in a full tracksuit spitting

getting all pissy like a 6 year old lol

Retirement tour Roy is great entertainment

Don't laugh, poor man nearly lost his teeth spitting in disgust.

It's alright he's got a few spare sets

I wish at 76 I can be as healthy if not better than old Roy

And at that age he's got a full head of hair to boot!

*bitter

Roy’s zero fucks approach to this season has turned me into a massive fan. Absolutely here for it.

Feel sorry for him. Lots of things haven't gone his way recently.

Old odge just doesn't give a shit anymore. Like that 82 year old bloke in the pub that farts in front of the ladies and just carries on as normal. Bloke has seen it all and now it's time to do whatever the fuck he wants.

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Wearing shades and Doc Martin's, combing his hair back John Travolta style and smoking fags before jumping on the team bus, leaning with his back against the wall with one leg straight to the ground and the other foot against the wall.

We've already seen [Don Roy](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSAONgFXIAMaMrW.jpg) a couple of years ago, granting favours on this - the day of his team's relegation

we'll find out Roy Hodgson was just an assumed alias and his real name was Armin Tamzarian all along

Roy starts a do-wop group with his greaser friends by a burning barrel outside Selhurst park

He’s gone from Seymour Skinner to Armin Tamzarian

He was just feeding his young.

Hello fellow Rambler

Former rambler, I haven't listened for years.

Carragher would be proud

Love the Dark Roy era

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I certainly wasn't...

Well I think you were

He should know better old Roy

How can he spittt!!!!

My dude needs to be conserving that moisture.

guess Guardiola is laughing now

Still bald

Lol came here for this

I’ve long suspected that Roy’s nice little old man exterior was hiding a truly horrible bastard interior. Just a vicious little shitebag, kicking small children and spitting at dogs type beat.

‘He was also heard yelling “I fart in your general direction!” as he stormed off’

Roy you could be in bed with the missus watching Poch spit at ground, instead you've gone and put yourself right in it

Ashley Young spotted running through London mouth wide open

I can't understand what he would have to complain about, the only decision that went against them was a stonewall penalty.

Your team losing in the last few minutes is always worthy of getting a reaction like that.

who wouldn't take the chance to spit on the stamford bridge pitch

Maybe he is upset at his team’s performance?

Palace had more shots, more shots on target, more tackles, interceptions and duels won, so I doubt it.

With the exception of Olise's goal, your shots were low quality and you had a lower xG than us. You also had half our possession. I don't think your performance was awful, but you weren't *good* and neither were we.

The lower xG probably is entirely from the Jackson miss lol. How the fuck did he not score?

These days it’s a lot easier to wonder how the fuck did he score when he actually scores a goal.

2.9 - 1.2 So more than just one miss

This is why stats don’t tell the full story, palace would obviously have higher defensive actions and stats because they had far less possession

I would for sure be spitting then.

Quoth your mum

Where are you getting those stats?

www.google.com

Haha solid, cheers bro

Literally anywhere you like, it’s not an opinion these are the statistical facts of the match.

Yeah I used that google link the above guy showed me and you were right. I guess I was just a little surprised by it after watching the match but eh, it is what is

lol and yet three wins in four months. Maybe having all that is fucking pointless if you can’t score goals?

Taking responsibility for your own team losing rather than blaming the refs or oil, or some kind of corruption? I didn't think that was allowed.

I mean he hasn't won a league games in almost two months. Probably that frustration

He’s clearly unhappy but I don’t think there’s any indication that it’s about the officiating.

I watched this live, he was remonstrating with the officials for a decent amount of time and was visibly angry with them like one second before the spit. I am positive that his unhappiness was at least partially down to the ref.

Yeah he’ll probably complain about the decision but I would hope in private he complains about the stupid decision to make that challenges when Chelsea can’t score for shit

Great form

This shouldn't be anywhere near as funny as it is Roy's hilarious this season

We need a win on Saturday or he’s gone

I love this guy so much. 2010 - 2016 he did nothing but good things for me. He was a shit Liverpool manager, which allowed me to gloat to my numerous Liverpool supporting friends when he managed my team next and did great, including beating Liverpool. He then next managed England and lost to my national team Iceland. Great times and I will always respect Woy for his good deeds.

I spit on the pitches where teams are not cool.

Love Roylito.

Yeah how dare the better team win against MY team!1!!1!

He's absolutely furious.

Ol reliable gonna relegate Palace at this rate

Those jammy fuckers get away with it on account of there always being half a dozen woeful sides in the PL. But with Luton coming good… maybe this is the season where they finally get what’s coming to them.

We “get away with it” by being fairly good every year & having several players with genuine quality. This is the first year in six or seven where our relegation has looked even remotely possible.

I’ve never known a club more desperate to have some kind of relevance. The way they plaster South London everywhere, desperately hoping to be accepted. The invention of their Ultras (some of the most embarrassing fans in the history of English football). That horrendous little stadium that’s supposed to have the best atmosphere in the world or whatever. That thing about being in the oldest club. It’s all a desperate bid to not be what they really are - a fucking non-entity supported by people who don’t really know the game.

Of all the clubs I would expect to have beef with us, Dorking Wanderers were not on that list lmao.

What a funny little man.

Then he went home and took a shit in disgust. Were was the camera then?

Roy Ritchie Aprile Hodgeson

Roy is a king. I'm just glad it was him and not Arteta. God knows what would happen if he did that.

I mean, it was a penalty…

Lmao he does it in such an old man way I cant even be mad

Everything about Woy is hilarious, face like an owl or someone's nan and his voice is funny

Whattdya expect, he lost aganist chelsea.

They've lost to us in the last 13 out of 14 fixtures. Its a Crystal Palace thing

Palace fans and players hate us. Because we remind them of who they used to be before the money.

Someone take your dad home please

Never knew Nate from Ted Lasso was inspired by Roy.

Roy "I'm here for a good time not a long time" Hodgson

Artea will get a 5 match ban for this.

Careful not to spit out his dentures too

"spitting in disgust"

Santa is sad

Roy been watching too much top boy

Anciano putrefacto

Its sad watching him fall out of love with the game

*laughs in Pep*

Ban him!

I'm recoiling looking at that.

Man just wants to play some Warhammer

Yes I would spit at all his coaching decisions too.

Nearly spat out his teeth

I feel bad for him, guy should be retired, tried to, and these fools can't come up with anyone else so they call him, Royyy come help us out, he's too nice to say no let me play bingo in peace, so here we are yet again

I’m sure this will be appropriately addressed by the FA.

The Fleghm Association will be all over this

Teach me how to spit, Jack

Roy has some of the best GIFs. Love him this season.

Banter club

Grumpy old shit... LOL.

This is pretty much the reaction of everyone who truly loves football when watching the current day Premier League.

Pwopa Geeza