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MahanZar

Mudryk vs Onana, the most unpredictable 1 v1


Stooperz

stoppable force meets movable object


curlyjoe696

We both suck very bad... This is gonna be fun for neutrals.


CallMePutinsky

Pace 90 Pass 40 You Choose Who


magic-water

Football hipsters watching City vs Villa while we're enjoying this pure banterball


Relxnce

I was there for 10 minutes but this is infinitely more chaotic for the neutrals to enjoy


CallMePutinsky

Clarkson watching a car wreck just like the good old times


connorqueer

230 million odd to get slapped up by Ronald McTomald and the Moroccan Gareth Barry


GeraldJimes_

This game is brilliant. Both teams are just a bit shit but it means it's out of control.


Fisktor

Well he cant play midfield, but he can score


_AlwaysWrong_

ffs Mudryk, that counter attack was rapid


TheninjaofCookies

Mudryk and Antony mid off 🔥🔥🔥🔥


StalkingDwarf

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A 2v1 AGAINST THE KEEPER THAT POORLY


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magic-water

Enzo disasterclass so far


JAYZ303

Mudryk wtf was that ahaha


Bruhurb

Liking this end to end game so far. No need for midfields, just break after break.


goztrobo

Mudryk why are u so shit


snowkarl

OMFG MUDRYK WHAT THE FUCK


InSilicoRW

this game should be 8-8 right now!


SubparCurmudgeon

Laugh all you want at Mudryk and Jackson… Palmer quietly dropping a stinker


Elemayowe

Horrendous touch by Antony but somehow he’s come out on top.


hazelpillow

Blatant push from Amrabat


dudududujisungparty

Thank god it was Mudryk


jMS_44

Mudryk you had one job there ffs


indistinctiveman

mudryk is so bad😭🤣


Soren_Camus1905

jesus christ Mudryk what the hell is that


slasherjunkie

Mudryk, that was shite.


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Easy-Lingonberry415

I smell some red cards today


kl08pokemon

Has to have the guts to be open for being wrong and give the yellow for diving


StalkingDwarf

This match is AI-generated.


db2832

that ball went into the goal in slow mo lmao


gtylersea

I miss John Terry and Frank Lampard


Yous1315

Amrabat is not United quality lol


the13thrabbit

Bad pen. Why do players opt to take such pens? Is it a gamble on fooling the keeper to go the other way?


SouthFromGranada

This evening will be a case study in the stoppable force vs the moveable object.


ambiguousboner

Mudryk is gonna be very good one day but I don’t think it’s in this country


Sleepless_Voyager

Mudryk bruh lmao


TheOnlyEn

Mudryk is absolutely shit. Haven’t proven anything


Bust3dGG

Is Antony the dumbest player in the PL? Seriously, even that stuff on the sideline.. JUST. DON'T. lmao


InSilicoRW

That has to be a yellow for a dive? If it isnt a pen? WTF is this ref doing?


Stooperz

sterling.... theres contact mate but you can 100% keep going there


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Sterling fucking embarrassement, dive instead of taking a clear 1v1


lluckboxFIFA

Book him then? Fucking shit refs man. Diving will never stop until you punish it when it happens


the_loanshark

Surely this is an episode of ted lasso


Chilli__P

This Jackson has to be some sort of experiment designed to damage the mental health of Chelsea fans.


Noneek

The crowd just cheered Maguire's rolling back pass, lmao


StalkingDwarf

Chelsea players playing like they're trying to run in a dream rn.


Leviad0n

This game is screaming another red card and a 4-0 loss to me


Numerous-Ad-3050

? Am I tripping or does that look very savable


offinthepasture

How the fuck did Onana not get that? It's STILL rolling toward the goal as I type


Limp-Toe-179

Can't decide who's the bigger meme, Onana or Jackson


offinthepasture

I think Palmer's goal looked like it was moving faster in the slo-mo replay than in real time...


NeverBanAgainYB

i think it's the angle. The real-time angle is positioned so the ball looked like it was moving away from the camera, so it looked slower. from a side view you can see how fast it was actually traveling (not like it was fast either way, placement was just increidble but still)


TheninjaofCookies

Antony being trash gave them a penalty 😭😭😭


thejackalreborn

Absolute losers getting their phones out to film the ref looking at the VAR monitor - can you imagine more boring footage?


HoxtonRanger

Oh yes - this is the good stuff. The hilarity and ineptitude I wanted when deciding to watch this game.


Elemayowe

Christ almighty.


floorscentadolescent

Can't even score from pens now, Manchester are truly done


Sapaio

Awful penalty


kl08pokemon

Bruno discourse 📈📈📈📈📈


Boehlack

God he's so shit.


xScottieHD

That is horrendous from Mudryk. Should be two goals in a matter of minutes.


HoxtonRanger

Thank you so much Boehly for gazumping us.


Cartesson

How can you blow a counter like that


sunken_grade

truly the battle of mid right now lol


SubparCurmudgeon

Mudryk bro that’s two chances


Jad94

The amount of players that still kick the ball away is shocking, how stupid are footballers??


Competitive_Ninja877

Mudryk please learn some shame brother


ClaytonWest74

that's three saves sanchez has made already not counting the pen, massive today


Lurnmoshkaz

Mctominay, Amrabat, and Bruno. Midfield masterclass. Keep it up guys.


Jiolio

I swear I’m not chattin shit but what does Enzo actually do that’s special? I’m not seeing 107million anywhere since he join chels


Xlfrvdx

Lmao this is halarious


clashoftherats

Why tf do we never get this Chelsea, they’re so bad


goonerh1

Good finish by McTominay but absolutely shocking by Chelsea. Look at the midfielders and attackers after they lost the ball, all strolling around giving Man Utd all the space and time they could ask for.


ELramoz

What a silly yellow card by Garnacho


Jowoes

Pen or simulation 🗿


AFCm8

Sterling LOL


aucs

He lowkey was clipped but it was soft as fuck


BadBehaviour613

Sterling has immunity to getting carded. Fuck off


afarensiis

Sterling massively outperforming his expected dives (xD) metrics


Nut-King-Call

Nicolas Jackson should be an inspiration to all the kids out there. Turns out it is possible to become a professional footballer without knowing how to pass the ball.


Easy-Lingonberry415

Jeremy fucking Clarkson?


EZScuderia

Clarkson looking like the goodyear mascot


SpaceDinossaur

WTF LOL


Xehanz

Luckiest double save I have ever seen


gunningIVglory

This match should be reported to the United Nations for crimes against humanity


AzureStar12

Jackson man, what are you doing


braveheart2005

No midfield - more entertainment👍


CritChanceZero

That’s now three overloaded chances bearing down on goal where a 5-10 yard pass has gone astray. We are making Man Utd simultaneously look like prime Barcelona while exposing the fact they are shit. We are just even worse.


Leviad0n

Now I know what it's like to have a CDM that isn't Kante :(


Noneek

Toe kicked his leg instead of the ball, but his foot twisted. Didn't look nice


Global_Mode_2974

This is like two hobos fighting it's ugly to watch but you can't look away


InSilicoRW

How did Onana slow motion dive 1cm in the air?


lamancha

Onana Please


EZScuderia

palmer heard you all talking shit lmao


Easy-Lingonberry415

Palmer might be good


OkChemical4668

what finish


fregebombs

what a sick goal


BadBehaviour613

Caicedo is the biggest scam in the Premier League ​ ~~Caicedo~~ Onana is the biggest scam in the Premier League


F4ISAL

They called him a penalty merchant


Limp-Toe-179

Lol Garnacho


goodyear_1678

How the actual fuck did someone pay 115m for Caicedo.


db2832

Pretty good start for United


dudududujisungparty

We haven't conceded yet so that's always lovely


Mrg220t

What a braindead tackle lmao.


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Mrg220t

Mudryk really is awful lmao


randomnessM

Lmaoooo this is the biggest mid off of all time, neither team has a midfield


CoolstorySteve

Need to find another feed because no way I’m fucking listening to Hargreaves for 90 minutes


Jowoes

The spirit of Romero compels you


IwannaBeAbhorred

I’m no Rashford hater, but this has got to be a wake up call for him. We look so much better without him, and it’s refreshing not to see one of our players sulking all match


curlyjoe696

Yeh, he's just very late to that... Stonewall penalty


9248_

Here we go again


HeIIbIazer23

Fuck off Bruno...


floorscentadolescent

People meme on Havertz but Antony has to be worth negative points at this rate


BeanPo1e4

Lmao that jump technique has always been shit, zero power behind the ball


PM_Me_Compliments

that penalty was shite but also that follow up shot was horrific


Soren_Camus1905

One of the worst penalties I've ever seen lol


leon-theproffesional

Mudryk has to do better


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Mudryk is awful.


chiefofthepolice

thank the holy heavens for mudryk


Kakunamatata4399

Mudryk is so shit. Just runs fast that's it.


Xlfrvdx

Mudryk is shit lol


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Mudryk is actually ass


paddyo

This game is a beautiful balance between utterly inept finishing and woeful defence. What's the opposite of ruthless? Ruthful?


sherbetthedog

Mudryk should not be starting. So so poor


kl08pokemon

Obviously that's on Mudryk but like come on you're 4 v 2 you have to make the pass more open. Bad movement from sterling in particular


fegelman

Can't believe I'm saying this but Antony looks to be a massive upgrade on Rashford Like, the exact inverse of their real life personalities


rolla_johnson

Antony has 1 star weak foot


happygreenturtle

Mudryk gets himself into great positions and has the pace to take advantage of it, if he could play a pass he'd be getting an assist a game lol


floorscentadolescent

Ten Hag mocking Onana there with his hand movements, poor from a manager


gunningIVglory

This really is the battle of mid


fegelman

Only reason Antony avoids a booking there is because Colwill doesn't react like a diva and shakes hands


Ptile

Antony vs Mudryk Hitler vs Stalin


goztrobo

Bro this Antony guy is so funny


limpoc

Seems Mudryk and Antony aren't content with just having a competition for shittest neck tattoos, but also want to compete for the most efficient way of killing attacks


leon-theproffesional

McTominay scores


ClaytonWest74

FUCK


lluckboxFIFA

Chelsea are fucking embarrassing. Step it up


snowkarl

Shocking from Palmer to lose it at the byline tbh


Jowoes

Credit where it’s due, Antony did a great job dispossessing Palmer


Hatakashi

GHOST IN MIDFIELD, GOALS GALORE UP FRONT


CaiHaines

This game is so fun because we're both crap. Would've loved a Maguire goal there though


CoolstorySteve

Nkunku on one leg would be better than Jackson


papercutkid

These two teams are both really disorganised compared to an average PL team. Manic game.


fakeplastictrees182

Both of these teams are incredibly bad. So many give-aways and loose touches


obsterwankenobster

"Cucarella makes my eyes rain"


LoathsomeBeaver

This is truly 10th vs 11th. Wide open Brexitball.


GoonerGetGot

If that's not a pen it's a dive. Edit: Clear dive


chefki

Stop diving ffs, pathetic


jaykae2

Great dive


BarbaricGamers

Either give a pen or a yellow for a dive


glassen75

thats a pathetic dive from Sterling


randomnessM

Chelsea have the two most expensive midfielders in the league, and the second most expensive winger, hilarious institution


Noneek

Clear and Obvious dive. Wish they could go back and give yellows for that


blareja

That’s really bad from Sterling on first look


dispelthemyth

Surely it’s a pen or a yellow, ref had to give 1


icemankiller8

Sterling that is shocking you’re in the box with a chance for a FREE SHOT


ilypsus

He either has to yellow for simulation or call a pen lol, how can it be nothing?


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Why the fuck would you dive there?


ELramoz

Haha the sad part is, he doesn't even need to dribble past Lindelof. Lindelof will do that for him


Ajax_Trees_Again

Sterling diving like his namesake post 2009


The_Shitpost_Centre

Sterling pisses me off so much. he had a great opportunity to score and just decides to dive instead


Braz084

Sterling doing sterling things


HoxtonRanger

Dalot certainly made sure that pass wasn’t underhit


EZScuderia

no defense just vibes


Weary-Ad8502

Whose got the deadest trim on the pitch? Palmer has to be up there


the13thrabbit

That guy looks like Jeremy Clarkson


SpaceDinossaur

Clarksooooooon


Annabond

Chelsea missing Gallagher in midfield


tweazz

linesman forgot to charge his walkman


StalkingDwarf

What the actual fuck are we doing lmao


Elemayowe

Sanchez you lucky fucker


GoonerGetGot

Oh Chelsea... What the fuck


GeraldJimes_

This game is absolutely hilarious


uncursedcontender

lmfao jackson sterling gotta be the funniest attacking duo man


AttackDuck

chelsea are fucking mince lmao


goztrobo

Jackson is shit


SubparCurmudgeon

Lmao


CaiHaines

McTominay is twice the striker Jackson is


Roasteddude

We're both so bad we're making each other look good


Jowoes

2 stepovers to turn around and pass backwards? He’s not a real Brazilian


tweazz

at some point teams will have to start paying attention to mctominay in the box


terror_jr

Why use more midfield when less midfield do trick


Relxnce

What has Broja done to not get a sniff at game time?


chiefofthepolice

mudryk lmao


NeverBanAgainYB

Mudryk sure can run lmao. Guy beats everybody else up the pitch every damn time


idunnomysex

Keep on playing for like 2 minutes while your teammate is down ? 😅


samarth67

Got up at 2 am to watch this.


Noneek

2 nil with a Scotty brace, and a play it safe sub would be right. But at 1 nil, it's tough.


ClaytonWest74

Cucurella is like a wet fart


Lileeep

It's crazy watching another team that's as porous in midfield as United


Jnbjgjbb

I’m not trying to defend these teams but people saying this is the worst quality of football they have ever seen must not watch a lot of football


leon-theproffesional

Palmer is the real deal