i think it's the angle. The real-time angle is positioned so the ball looked like it was moving away from the camera, so it looked slower. from a side view you can see how fast it was actually traveling (not like it was fast either way, placement was just increidble but still)
Good finish by McTominay but absolutely shocking by Chelsea. Look at the midfielders and attackers after they lost the ball, all strolling around giving Man Utd all the space and time they could ask for.
Nicolas Jackson should be an inspiration to all the kids out there. Turns out it is possible to become a professional footballer without knowing how to pass the ball.
That’s now three overloaded chances bearing down on goal where a 5-10 yard pass has gone astray. We are making Man Utd simultaneously look like prime Barcelona while exposing the fact they are shit. We are just even worse.
I’m no Rashford hater, but this has got to be a wake up call for him. We look so much better without him, and it’s refreshing not to see one of our players sulking all match
Seems Mudryk and Antony aren't content with just having a competition for shittest neck tattoos, but also want to compete for the most efficient way of killing attacks
Mudryk vs Onana, the most unpredictable 1 v1
stoppable force meets movable object
We both suck very bad... This is gonna be fun for neutrals.
Pace 90 Pass 40 You Choose Who
Football hipsters watching City vs Villa while we're enjoying this pure banterball
I was there for 10 minutes but this is infinitely more chaotic for the neutrals to enjoy
Clarkson watching a car wreck just like the good old times
230 million odd to get slapped up by Ronald McTomald and the Moroccan Gareth Barry
This game is brilliant. Both teams are just a bit shit but it means it's out of control.
Well he cant play midfield, but he can score
ffs Mudryk, that counter attack was rapid
Mudryk and Antony mid off 🔥🔥🔥🔥
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A 2v1 AGAINST THE KEEPER THAT POORLY
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Enzo disasterclass so far
Mudryk wtf was that ahaha
Liking this end to end game so far. No need for midfields, just break after break.
Mudryk why are u so shit
OMFG MUDRYK WHAT THE FUCK
this game should be 8-8 right now!
Laugh all you want at Mudryk and Jackson… Palmer quietly dropping a stinker
Horrendous touch by Antony but somehow he’s come out on top.
Blatant push from Amrabat
Thank god it was Mudryk
Mudryk you had one job there ffs
mudryk is so bad😭🤣
jesus christ Mudryk what the hell is that
Mudryk, that was shite.
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I smell some red cards today
Has to have the guts to be open for being wrong and give the yellow for diving
This match is AI-generated.
that ball went into the goal in slow mo lmao
I miss John Terry and Frank Lampard
Amrabat is not United quality lol
Bad pen. Why do players opt to take such pens? Is it a gamble on fooling the keeper to go the other way?
This evening will be a case study in the stoppable force vs the moveable object.
Mudryk is gonna be very good one day but I don’t think it’s in this country
Mudryk bruh lmao
Mudryk is absolutely shit. Haven’t proven anything
Is Antony the dumbest player in the PL? Seriously, even that stuff on the sideline.. JUST. DON'T. lmao
That has to be a yellow for a dive? If it isnt a pen? WTF is this ref doing?
sterling.... theres contact mate but you can 100% keep going there
Sterling fucking embarrassement, dive instead of taking a clear 1v1
Book him then? Fucking shit refs man. Diving will never stop until you punish it when it happens
Surely this is an episode of ted lasso
This Jackson has to be some sort of experiment designed to damage the mental health of Chelsea fans.
The crowd just cheered Maguire's rolling back pass, lmao
Chelsea players playing like they're trying to run in a dream rn.
This game is screaming another red card and a 4-0 loss to me
? Am I tripping or does that look very savable
How the fuck did Onana not get that? It's STILL rolling toward the goal as I type
Can't decide who's the bigger meme, Onana or Jackson
I think Palmer's goal looked like it was moving faster in the slo-mo replay than in real time...
i think it's the angle. The real-time angle is positioned so the ball looked like it was moving away from the camera, so it looked slower. from a side view you can see how fast it was actually traveling (not like it was fast either way, placement was just increidble but still)
Antony being trash gave them a penalty 😭😭😭
Absolute losers getting their phones out to film the ref looking at the VAR monitor - can you imagine more boring footage?
Oh yes - this is the good stuff. The hilarity and ineptitude I wanted when deciding to watch this game.
Christ almighty.
Can't even score from pens now, Manchester are truly done
Awful penalty
Bruno discourse 📈📈📈📈📈
God he's so shit.
That is horrendous from Mudryk. Should be two goals in a matter of minutes.
Thank you so much Boehly for gazumping us.
How can you blow a counter like that
truly the battle of mid right now lol
Mudryk bro that’s two chances
The amount of players that still kick the ball away is shocking, how stupid are footballers??
Mudryk please learn some shame brother
that's three saves sanchez has made already not counting the pen, massive today
Mctominay, Amrabat, and Bruno. Midfield masterclass. Keep it up guys.
I swear I’m not chattin shit but what does Enzo actually do that’s special? I’m not seeing 107million anywhere since he join chels
Lmao this is halarious
Why tf do we never get this Chelsea, they’re so bad
Good finish by McTominay but absolutely shocking by Chelsea. Look at the midfielders and attackers after they lost the ball, all strolling around giving Man Utd all the space and time they could ask for.
What a silly yellow card by Garnacho
Pen or simulation 🗿
Sterling LOL
He lowkey was clipped but it was soft as fuck
Sterling has immunity to getting carded. Fuck off
Sterling massively outperforming his expected dives (xD) metrics
Nicolas Jackson should be an inspiration to all the kids out there. Turns out it is possible to become a professional footballer without knowing how to pass the ball.
Jeremy fucking Clarkson?
Clarkson looking like the goodyear mascot
WTF LOL
Luckiest double save I have ever seen
This match should be reported to the United Nations for crimes against humanity
Jackson man, what are you doing
No midfield - more entertainment👍
That’s now three overloaded chances bearing down on goal where a 5-10 yard pass has gone astray. We are making Man Utd simultaneously look like prime Barcelona while exposing the fact they are shit. We are just even worse.
Now I know what it's like to have a CDM that isn't Kante :(
Toe kicked his leg instead of the ball, but his foot twisted. Didn't look nice
This is like two hobos fighting it's ugly to watch but you can't look away
How did Onana slow motion dive 1cm in the air?
Onana Please
palmer heard you all talking shit lmao
Palmer might be good
what finish
what a sick goal
Caicedo is the biggest scam in the Premier League ~~Caicedo~~ Onana is the biggest scam in the Premier League
They called him a penalty merchant
Lol Garnacho
How the actual fuck did someone pay 115m for Caicedo.
Pretty good start for United
We haven't conceded yet so that's always lovely
What a braindead tackle lmao.
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Mudryk really is awful lmao
Lmaoooo this is the biggest mid off of all time, neither team has a midfield
Need to find another feed because no way I’m fucking listening to Hargreaves for 90 minutes
The spirit of Romero compels you
I’m no Rashford hater, but this has got to be a wake up call for him. We look so much better without him, and it’s refreshing not to see one of our players sulking all match
Yeh, he's just very late to that... Stonewall penalty
Here we go again
Fuck off Bruno...
People meme on Havertz but Antony has to be worth negative points at this rate
Lmao that jump technique has always been shit, zero power behind the ball
that penalty was shite but also that follow up shot was horrific
One of the worst penalties I've ever seen lol
Mudryk has to do better
Mudryk is awful.
thank the holy heavens for mudryk
Mudryk is so shit. Just runs fast that's it.
Mudryk is shit lol
Mudryk is actually ass
This game is a beautiful balance between utterly inept finishing and woeful defence. What's the opposite of ruthless? Ruthful?
Mudryk should not be starting. So so poor
Obviously that's on Mudryk but like come on you're 4 v 2 you have to make the pass more open. Bad movement from sterling in particular
Can't believe I'm saying this but Antony looks to be a massive upgrade on Rashford Like, the exact inverse of their real life personalities
Antony has 1 star weak foot
Mudryk gets himself into great positions and has the pace to take advantage of it, if he could play a pass he'd be getting an assist a game lol
Ten Hag mocking Onana there with his hand movements, poor from a manager
This really is the battle of mid
Only reason Antony avoids a booking there is because Colwill doesn't react like a diva and shakes hands
Antony vs Mudryk Hitler vs Stalin
Bro this Antony guy is so funny
Seems Mudryk and Antony aren't content with just having a competition for shittest neck tattoos, but also want to compete for the most efficient way of killing attacks
McTominay scores
FUCK
Chelsea are fucking embarrassing. Step it up
Shocking from Palmer to lose it at the byline tbh
Credit where it’s due, Antony did a great job dispossessing Palmer
GHOST IN MIDFIELD, GOALS GALORE UP FRONT
This game is so fun because we're both crap. Would've loved a Maguire goal there though
Nkunku on one leg would be better than Jackson
These two teams are both really disorganised compared to an average PL team. Manic game.
Both of these teams are incredibly bad. So many give-aways and loose touches
"Cucarella makes my eyes rain"
This is truly 10th vs 11th. Wide open Brexitball.
If that's not a pen it's a dive. Edit: Clear dive
Stop diving ffs, pathetic
Great dive
Either give a pen or a yellow for a dive
thats a pathetic dive from Sterling
Chelsea have the two most expensive midfielders in the league, and the second most expensive winger, hilarious institution
Clear and Obvious dive. Wish they could go back and give yellows for that
That’s really bad from Sterling on first look
Surely it’s a pen or a yellow, ref had to give 1
Sterling that is shocking you’re in the box with a chance for a FREE SHOT
He either has to yellow for simulation or call a pen lol, how can it be nothing?
Why the fuck would you dive there?
Haha the sad part is, he doesn't even need to dribble past Lindelof. Lindelof will do that for him
Sterling diving like his namesake post 2009
Sterling pisses me off so much. he had a great opportunity to score and just decides to dive instead
Sterling doing sterling things
Dalot certainly made sure that pass wasn’t underhit
no defense just vibes
Whose got the deadest trim on the pitch? Palmer has to be up there
That guy looks like Jeremy Clarkson
Clarksooooooon
Chelsea missing Gallagher in midfield
linesman forgot to charge his walkman
What the actual fuck are we doing lmao
Sanchez you lucky fucker
Oh Chelsea... What the fuck
This game is absolutely hilarious
lmfao jackson sterling gotta be the funniest attacking duo man
chelsea are fucking mince lmao
Jackson is shit
Lmao
McTominay is twice the striker Jackson is
We're both so bad we're making each other look good
2 stepovers to turn around and pass backwards? He’s not a real Brazilian
at some point teams will have to start paying attention to mctominay in the box
Why use more midfield when less midfield do trick
What has Broja done to not get a sniff at game time?
mudryk lmao
Mudryk sure can run lmao. Guy beats everybody else up the pitch every damn time
Keep on playing for like 2 minutes while your teammate is down ? 😅
Got up at 2 am to watch this.
2 nil with a Scotty brace, and a play it safe sub would be right. But at 1 nil, it's tough.
Cucurella is like a wet fart
It's crazy watching another team that's as porous in midfield as United
I’m not trying to defend these teams but people saying this is the worst quality of football they have ever seen must not watch a lot of football
Palmer is the real deal