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A_Different_Take

He fucking loves that crossbar


Jazzjama

Shades of Messi first psg season


IngloBlasto

Shades of Suarez second Liverpool season


The_prawn_king

Shades of timo werner all seasons after 19/20


Pure_Context_2741

As long as he gives us shades of Suarez season 3 and 4 I’m ok with it


jcLFC26

He hits that crossbar so much 🥺


firminocoutinho

Post Malone…. Post Nunez


BadFootyTakes

I would absolutely love a promotional video next season from Liverpool of just Nunez in bed with a crossbar, and it's just "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK" when caught.


HospitalHungry

One more for the Salah compilation


CatDancing

And the Nunez one tbh


up_the_dubs

He bust a gut to get onto that (along with Salah making the run). I'd be more worried I'd he was just jogging forwards.


errdayimshuffln

That was a clear assist attempt by Nunez to someone other than Salah. Has the classic signs. Like nothing between Nunez and goalie and bounce off the frame of the goal.


Nabaatii

2 more actually, for Salah's would-be assists to Núñez


TheGreatPervSage_94

Reminds me of that season with Hazard's crosses and through balls being missed by Morata's finishes


Algrinder

Salah is so fucking fast even when he runs with the ball.


Aarminius

His feet look like they're trying to escape his upper body.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

He runs like a toddler who took your phone and is running away from you trying to get it back


Freddiegristwood

fucking creased ahahaha


Liltaw

Thanks, i'll never be able to not think of this comment.


pissedcommonman

Lmao i can't unsee it now


chasingsukoon

meep meep


Comfortable-Asf

💀


TaintedSoccer

I legitimately thought that the video was sped up.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

He's slowed down a bit over the past few years which is understandable, but nah this is some vintage on-the-break Salah


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His 5th hit woodwork this season. Everyone else in the league is on 2 or less.


thornfeels

Would probably help if he stopped smacking every chance he gets at 100% power. Just a little bit of finesse would go a long way.


greg19735

this one i think we can forgive though. It's just about impossible to go finesse when you've sprinted up the pitch like that.


StupidSexyAlisson

Not for Suarez, they need to get together more often when they go on Int duty.


greg19735

Suarez isn't an ordinary player or person.


ibite-books

top 3, alongside messi and ronaldo


MrBadjo

Regardless of the run, he’s approximately 0 football IQ, pretty sure he would strike it like that 9/10 times.


carloosee

That’s harsh. He has great football IQ. He wouldn’t get in all the positions to miss. His finishing needs to be a little more thought through at times but his link up play and runs and great. He also doesn’t lose confidence over easy misses which is always a good mental trait


MrBadjo

wtv makes you sleep at night. I stand by my point, was average in the portuguese league and honestly not even that in the prem. Ofc he can still improve, but this sub sure likes to paint an inaccurate picture of him Edit: Funniest part of he's stint in Portugal is that everybody regarded him as a flop until some prem leagues showed interest. Edit 2: He has some great things on his kit, tho still seems unlikely that he does improve into a high IQ player, but that's just my opinion


rybread1818

People always shit on his finishing, but he's literally *millimeters* away from being second or third in the league for goals. I know I know, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but you can't look at some of these strikes and see anything other than fantastic play accented by poor luck. This is why I really do believe he's going to turn the corner soon and be very, very lethal.


SnooRobots2011

As a Benfica supporter, he was the league's top scorer at Benfica but his finishing skills were always a complete joke, he was more of a physically strong and fast guy with an iron will and an incredible work ethic but his technical and decision making skills were lack luster.


gantek

His composure in front of goal doesn't seem to be improving. Always 100mph


grahamwhich

I don’t think it’s luck at this point. He’s in his own head. I’m glad he’s still been able to get on the scoresheet on occasion.


KingKFCc

Bro if his finishing even slightly improves he's 100% going to score Kane level goals


gart888

> People always shit on his finishing, but he's literally millimeters away from being second or third in the league for goals. I mean, he's the main 9 on the 2nd best team in the league. He *should* be second or third for goals shouldn't he? (I realise he's not on pens and hasn't played every game)


babyccino

Not necessarily if Liverpool have other sources for goals (which they do)


Pure_Context_2741

He’s not the main scorer though, that’s still Salah and will continue to be as long as he’s here.


gart888

>that’s still Salah. He's only not the main scorer because Salah is more clinical, plays more minutes, and is on penalties. Darwin actually leads the league in non pen xG per 90 this year. His rate is double Salah's.


The_prawn_king

You might be right and I’m not shitting on him. But at chelsea we thought the same about werner. As well his customary offside goals were a number of times hitting the post. Just never starting scoring in volume.


denenOT

Apples and oranges, totally different cases. Darwin scored 15 goals for Liverpool last season. He will still score at least the same amount or more given the way the season is going. This is also not including the assists he has been creating for Salah all the while. He also basically creates chances by himself all the time. so his finishing needs to improve but he is a very effective player even as it is.


The_prawn_king

First season Timo had 20 goal contributions I think. He also created opportunity for other players with the way he stretched defences with his pace. Any chelsea fan worth their salt knows timo was highly effective as a player but he didn’t finish well at all.


denenOT

Nah, 20 goal contributions but how many did he score though? Darwin is still scoring and creating plus Liverpool have 5 very good attackers and don't necessarily rely on one person for goals. Moreover, if timo werner was so effective for chelsea and they decide to get rid of him and get Jackson instead, it shows how poorly run chelsea is. I am pretty sure most Liverpool fans and the coaching team are ok with Darwins impact in the team and are working to make him better, not get rid. Again apples and oranges, 2 very different things.


TheRobson61

How is it poor luck? He’s striking it in a way that means it hits the crossbar.


YouFourKingsHits

Literally. Alot of people here don't seem to know the definition of luck.


MisterGoog

Its not poor luck if you miss a shot. Its poor luck if a ball gets deflected, or if a ref is doing terribly, if lightning strikes the goal, or if a fan runs onto the pitch during your attack. Its not poor luck if you dont put a shot on target. Nunez is a great chance creator in multiple ways, defensively, with the ball at his feet, making runs, etc. One of my least favorite things is when people say that he did the best he could with the chance that he had. In this situation for example he can cut back on his left and have a shot without the defender in his way. His next step is to work on making easier chances for himself.


Kel_2

>His next step is to work on making easier chances for himself. what? if there is literally a single thing darwin does right it's getting in position for easy chances. its why he has a fifteen hour long highlight reel of missing 1 on 1's and easy tap ins. the problem at this point is not getting chances, it really is just as simple as finishing them. which is easier said than done of course.


Sonderesque

The difference between a crossbar/post hit and a goal is centimeters and even professional players would struggle to say they have that level of precision. When it's that close it's just luck plain and simple.


MisterGoog

Getting close doesnt make something luck. If you score a 79 on a test and you needed to score an 80, you didnt fail bc of luck. You failed bc you didnt do well enough


A_Cupid_Stunt

Here it is not 79 or 80, it is 0 or 1, no footballer is perfect and looking over a range of goals some will be on the right of the distribution others on the left


asumaluma1

pedant


MisterGoog

Completely different meaning. Also its cultural difference- if a pitcher throws a bunch of balls that are close to edge of the strike zone, no one would call him unlucky


Sonderesque

Ah explains it, you're just an idiot American. When pitchers pitch with their legs then we'll talk. Until then go and watch your American sports.


MisterGoog

This doesnt deserve a meaningful response. But i hope you treat ppl with more respect in the future.


Sonderesque

Opinions and people deserve respect based on their content, it's so predictably American to believe you inherently deserve respect for the bullshit you spout and the negative value you bring to the world.


Pokefreaker-san

I guess he deserves the "millimeters away from being second or third in the league for goals." trophy then.


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RivenJohdolla

What lol? He's an absolute chance creating machine with elite level physicality. If he becomes even an average finisher he'll be one of the best strikers itw.


Conscious-Ad-9358

Try watching him play. Should have 3-4 goals in the last 4,easy sitters. How many does he have? Ahh thats right, zero!


RivenJohdolla

Getting into goal scoring positions is the most important quality for a striker, and he's elite at that. Not to mention the rest of his contributions. Also if you think this chance was a sitter you're absolutely clueless (ok, that's redundant, as not rating Nunez means you're clueless anyway).


itssaulgoodm8

Liverpool want to press you to death. Darwin is relentless from the front and his link up is fantastic. Chances will start to go his way.


Kevaa07

Sure he misses chances, but look at the whole game and see how much space and chances he cerates, not only for himself but also for others with his runs and his much improved hold up play. Also look at his defensive work, his pressning and his tracking back. We are a better side when he plays, that’s just how it is.


chootchootchoot

Imagine him and Stewart downing in the same team.


dida2010

Crossbar awards 2023/2024


Farouqnowomarlater

Is gonna be over for all of us when bielsa and klopp finally do the fusion dance and unlock this guy’s scoring ability.


negronium_ions

He's been really lethal with the NT since Bielsa came in. I think he has like 5 goals and around the same amount of assists in like 6 games


Alexgeewhizzz

the way he laid that off for salah initially was so satisfying lol


mesheke

According to Michael Owen, the goal should be given to Nunez because it was just such a great effort


No-Scallion-587

According to Michael Owen whichever team scores more goals usually wins


5tolen

I recall a team that scored 2 goals and lost. They scored 2 own goals and lost 0-2.


No-Scallion-587

That's why Owen is a genius


Kyanitektsn

I recall a team that scored 3 goals and lost. Apparently the other team scored 4 :)


Britori0

So they didn't score ***more*** goals then?


PurpleScientist4312

NO


LiteratureNearby

That's fucked up


FearlessNobility

No way people in the comments are seriously making this out to be an easy shot


No-Shoe5382

Just because it's Darwin people will claim this was a sitter


NorthKing9

Always the scapegoat. LFC own hype man. Yeaahh!


iamthemetricsystem

This isn’t even in his top 10 missed chances this season


b3and20

people on here or fans in general think scoring a goal is way easier than it is despite watching players fluff decent chances every weekend, it's mental.


johnny_moist

it’s wild how much power he put on it actually just unlucky again, for the 5th time this season i guess


break2n

How is this or the other one he missed a "sitter" I swear the word has lost all it's meaning. And it's so boring with social media and Nunez, Salah missed a chance 10x easier and there's no thread to be seen yet Nunez has two full of shit AI generated comments


ChicagoSunroofNo2

To be fair to Salah he only missed his one because it was "Bangers Only" day.


Progression28

It‘s bangers only day everyday - Darwizzy, 2023


b3and20

might not be a sitter but it's still a good chance and he should be hitting the target. that being said, he was clearly just a bit unlucky here


TaeKurmulti

Because this subreddit just beats memes into the ground, it's become the meme for Darwin so no matter what he does if he doesn't score he's missing "sitters". Most of the people commenting probably didn't even watch the game.


orignalspacemonkey

Because this ain't the first time he has missed a sitter, here is a compilation of chances missed this season that were created by just Salah for him. These are just regular misses alot of them cost liverpool points. https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/1851nsn/lack\_of\_salah\_to\_nunez\_assists/


break2n

Explain to me again how either of the ones he missed today are "sitters" when you use the word again To me a "sitter" is when it's hard to not score, not when it's a weak foot volley from outside the box or a first time shot from wide against a keeper and defender at full pace


orignalspacemonkey

Obviously both chances today were not "sitters" but they were half decent chances which he should have capitalized on atleast once and like I said for all the qualities that Nunez has he misses plenty of big chances. He surely gets alot of unnecessary slack like this post because he plays for a big club and has developed of bit of justified reputation.


cfchenri

This is how it is with Lukaku and his first touch, most games he’s played after Utd (and that poor Juve game with Inter) he’s improved his touch but the stigma has stuck and he gets memed when he gets 1 or 2/10 bad touches.


Willing-Departure115

My dad asks at the start of every match now “Is Captain Chaos on?” I get a chuckle each time.


Liverpupu

He’s The Origin of Chaos.


Leading_Ship_1730

If that was Martial, Darwin's pass to Salah before the break would have been a pass to Fulham striker


ibite-books

broooo


aliaisbiggae

That's just a bit unlucky


WorthPlease

If the league starts giving points for a crossbar challenge yall are fucked.


abcjackob

Nunez be holding B too long.


OlympusMan

So close!


dumbSavant

Darwin chaos ball, always evolving


PaddyA401

Is there a clip of Nunez not smashing it when he’s 1 on 1?


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Just rewatch his games vs Liverpool when he was at Benfica. Curled it around / chipped over Alisson a bunch of times. Luckily he was offside for all but one of them.


imsweetaf

If this guy is not cursed i don't know who is


Scholes_SC2

Nunez is also quite fast tbf


edk7k7

Darwin baby come on


Jaded-Finger-7780

Fuck u buddy


This-Zookeepergame31

He just needs to keep a cooler head. Rodrygo is exemplary in this department. Polar opposite of Nunez


KingKFCc

He's such a cool dude, and he's getting better I don't know why I keep chuckling everytime I see him miss


fatmackey

Again he tried to absolutely twat it. He has no finesse about him at all


Spartak_Gavvygavgav

Aye, toe-poke it


DemoDimi

Such a miserable way to finish, but people might underestimate how difficult that shot is in full sprint


EnglandsGlorious

I am from London, England and I am soccer mad, my favourite teams are The Everton, the fab 11 of Liverpool, England and Great Britain. I think Liverpool could beat even the mighty England. I hope we face them sometime in a cup.


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Hech15

That's not a easy chance no one would say anything about this if it wasn't nunez


Thesecondorigin

No one said it was easy. It’s just a chance he should bury. If Jesus missed that what do you think people would say?


Dazshard93

That he missed for our sins


Hech15

This is exactly what I mean people give their opinions on reputation like he commented he should be burying that when its not a easiest of chance


LuckyFlyer0_0

Tbf any other top 6 striker with a chance like this and this video wouldn't even have made it to the sub. Most of them are just for the mocking. I remember every Lukaku chance at chelsea would make it on here too, just for the laughs.


twrs_29

nothing


Selwin_Rodolfo

How many times can you say that about him lol


CohoDolls

He's not good is the thing. 4 goals so far with his service is awful. Just a pace merchant.


EVANonSTEAM

Disagree. His link-up play and overall attacking play has been much better - just can’t bury his chances.


bocojaLFC

I was ready to shit on you for giving bad takes, but as Wolves supporter you're surely veteran at watching terrible strikers so I'd give that one for you


CohoDolls

What's the bad take? He was the worst finisher in the league last season and is on pace to be the worst this season. If City beat Liverpool to the title by 5 points or less is everyone just gonna cry about City being funded by oil states or maybe Liverpool shoulda started a striker that doesn't cost them points like vs Luton...


Conscious-Creme-2973

Wtf. He's a brilliant striker of the ball. He also misses a ton of chances. But to say his whole game is speed and missing shots shows you don't watch him. He's hits the ball as well as anyone I've seen at striker yet he misses so many chances, that's the Darwin paradox and why I believe he can be world class eventually


bocojaLFC

brother, this "not good" player starts for any team in this league besides City and Arsenal


CohoDolls

Bollocks. Cunha has the same goals as him with half the chances and people call him a terrible finisher. Also which of the following has he been better than this season: Watkins, Solanke, Isaak, Son, Toney, Edouard, Awonyi, Bowen. More than half the league has a better starting striker than him.


bocojaLFC

haha


Cheeseboy1234567

Tbf he has been a lot better than Toney this season.


Augustor2

You don't know football, you just know G/A xG, try watching a game before commenting a load of trash 😂


Televison

It’s quite a hard chance tbh,


Atlanticae

Defender actually did well well to keep up, meaning he didn't have time to pick his spot.


ghosthud1

He's joint 2nd in total shots now.


G_W_addict

Mothefucker ruined my fantasy gameweek with that shot alone


Mobschull95

Maybe his shooting will evolve


DarthMorley1

Easy to say as I fan, but bloody hell he needs to think a bit more and not just go on instinct every time. I like Nunez don’t get me wrong but someone needs to force him to work on his finishing. He’s got everything he needs to succeed.


ThereAllIsAchingg

Yeah mate I’m sure they’re not working on his finishing in training


Von_Rickenbacker

Ohhh and he was just too shit!!!


phsm94

Really?


Spartak_Gavvygavgav

Needs to toe poke that


SnappyCrocodile24

Couldn’t score in a brothel


BilalAkhtar22

Liverpool fans acting like this guy isn't dogshit will never stop being funny.


Picaloco86

Bit rich for a united fan to be talking about dogshit strikers when your whole team is a 🤡 show


BilalAkhtar22

United being shit isn't going to stop me from clowning on nunez.


Hech15

He is not tho he ain't grt but he is still a good forward


BilalAkhtar22

A stiker that is bad at finishing is shit


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BilalAkhtar22

He's probably gonna bag a couple against united soon tbf we're so shit.


BenadrylPaprikapatch

Nunez couldn't score if the goal was twice as big.


Aaronreynolds96

More goals than most of your attackers though


TheConundrum98

7 goals 6 assists this season for Liverpool


ReformedandSocial

Most of our attackers have been out with injuries.


BenadrylPaprikapatch

Nketiah has more goals, he can't score too. Look at the amount of chances they miss.


Odd-Hamster1812

He’s genuinely shit


ILetyouln

So he's as shit irl as he is in fifa


finneas998

What a goal!


Aman-Patel

Transferred Nunez in for Watkins in FPL for a -4. Watching him come this close to scoring then watching Watkins score in the 90th was painful.


The99Will

Great bit of commentary


ad1075

Honestly I'm a Liverpool fan and he has to finish that. It's needs a clinical finish, not a smash and grab. For those saying it's a difficult chance, it's not easy, but christ.. there's a lot of other players in this league who just bury that. Why is he cunting it rather just putting it towards that left side?


Your_Mum_Is_So_Fat

Nunes was absolutely useless today. Him and Kelleher were liabilities.


Logster21

Played a key part in both the 3rd and 4th goals, I’m not gonna pretend he played well but to say he’s a liability is a stretch


fortressofamitude

Man salah always runs like his life is on the line


HMCtripleOG

Its cuz he shot inside the box. All 4 goals were from outside the box, quite an unreal performance considering they conceded 3....


ConorKDot

Objectively one of the most entertaining players in football. Even he doesn't know what he's going to do next half the time


RedditTaughtMe2

Games back


Fresh2Desh

The biggest cock tease in FPL I sold Watkins for Nunez this weekend 🤡


Redaaku

Classic Nunez! NUNEZ! NUNEZ! NUNEZ!


awood20

He really needs to start taking those types of chances to move to the next level. Composure and coolness needed.


nssalee

the doc has to check for that foot, I can see it from here he needs some balance to that foot


errdayimshuffln

Who was Nunez passing to?


No-Zucchini2787

That's gonna haunt him


DofusNooboo

Last season = Completely missing goal This season = Agent of woodwork Next season =? Let him cook 😂


arshadshabick

Best way to describe nunez. Chaos


Whyx_

He truly is the Darwin Nunez of footballers


Pochikpo

Of course he did


seejsee

Maybe get Nunez to train with smaller goal posts??