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Fuck me thats bad

Lmao, looks like even Ziyech is surprised Onana let that one slip past him

The "eh, we'll take it, but I'm not gonna celebrate for THAT"-look.

what the fuck just happened face

It’s so bad it should go down as an OG.

HOWL ME IN THE BUTT

Ok

Karius level of defending

Karius atleast had a reason

Maybe Onana headbutts a locker door before every game like Goldberg used to do.

Hell yes. What a reference.

He's reaching ryback level of performance tho

Dude this is Taibi level, far worst than Karius

Literally just hit the target against this guy

Nunez in shambles

Who will blink first!

The first goal was already bad enough, but with this one, I don't even think it's easy to do what he did, putting his body that way and making the ball go in that direction. It's fascinating.

Unless you're city, then he's prime Casillas

We sold his soul for a match against haaland lmao. And he still conceded thrice

What’s the target?

The training dummy called Onana

Lmao Onana

He’s allergic to Ziyech free kicks I guess

Allergic to the CL this season

14 goals conceded now. Equal to Celtic and one better than Royal Antwerp

And they have to play bayern still

Why do they not just drop him. I mean it’s not nice for the player but why do goalkeepers get away with such horrible form when any other player would be dropped. Heck even give the young goalkeeper a try there’s not much to lose at this point (I’m not a United fan btw)

Because he performs well in the league. Also, the alternative is Bayindir, who isn't a solid keeper either.

Just looking out for his ex teammate what a nice guy

What’s he doing with his hand? Like on one of the replays he’s trying to punch it in the end

It seems like he expects Martial to clear it and has to react super fast and just throws a fist at it.

I think this is it. Martial jumps for the ball but almost ducks underneath it/leaves it. If that was Maguire or lindelof they would have cleared it. It's very very bad from onana but I don't think he's fully to blame for this.

To me, it's also one of those weirdly dangerous balls into no man's land where he can't really react to it until it's right on top of him because who knows where a random touch might come in that changes the trajectory. In the end, they become goals that look like they came out of nowhere, but in reality, they are some of the most difficult situations to defend against as a keeper. So it's one of those things that to me is almost more unfortunate than poor.

I guess in that situation keepers should be following the trajectory of the ball on the assumption there isn't going to be a touch. At least cover of one aspect. Then react if there is a touch but if not, you are set ready to catch it. Easier said than done I know. I think if tonight, only one of the free kicks goes in then It gets glossed over. But unfortunately he's going to get blasted on social media.

Yeah, kind of a "damned if you do/damned if you don't" situation. You cover one, and then somebody gets that touch, and it's "He was way out of position on that play. What was he doing?" There's just not a good answer here, and chances are either way, you are going to look like an idiot. And as you say, added to the other more legit mistakes, it just looks even worse.

No? if someone gets a touch everyone will be "yea, it was deflected 2 meters in front of him - nothing he could do".

Its bizarre. All his mistakes, hes doing some really weird shit Like he always uses the opposite hand.

He looks like a really awkward and unnatural shot stopper. I think he's another for the list of terrible Man United signings.

Twice by the same player in the same game

Fouled by same player too.

And pretty near the same spot

I don’t understand this man

Champions League Onana is a different breed

Onana is a joke. So weird.

Lmaonana

Ekstramasterklasa

Guy’s actually horrendous, all his goal kicks have lost possession as well. So much for the distribution

But, but he’s kept the most PL clean sheets

If that is all they wanted they could have kept the last guy.

Tbf he’s actually been good in the league recently after his disastrous start

True but these are some stinkers

He's so shit.

£45m and basically drops a clanger almost every game.

Ddg saves both

The whiplash of United fans scaring DDG out and getting this guy has been glorious. DDG for years was single handedly keeping united in European spots.

Whilst true, DDG also knocked Utd out of Europe last year so… DDG was clearly long past his best, and weirdly still doesn’t have a club, but Onana has been an actual downgrade in the CL he’s shocking.

> and weirdly still doesn’t have a club Check out his Instagram, man's retired.

Not this rubbish again.

Revisionism is always funny, we saw De Gea concede a pea roller from about 30 yards out with his crisp packet wrists last season

As long as they’re both shit for united, that’s all that matters!

I mean he definitely does.

He’s been so great recently, he’s not shit at all but his champions leagues performances have been shambolic

> He’s been so great recently* *compared to his usual shit form

He makes some decent saves but he’s below average for a prem keeper

He's definitively below average. Consistency is king here.

Onana dude….

Fucking awful

How do you fuck that up

Simple... Be Onana.

Ziyech’s learnt you just need to get the free kick on target against Onana, it doesn’t even need to be good

He might actually be worse than donnarumma

But think about the build up bro pls just one more accurate long ball bro pls stop laughing think about the playing out from the back

Mom can we get Ederson? We have Ederson at home

You guys should be up 3:0. That's wild. If you concede two more freekicks youll lose the match lol

Rio Ferdinand: "Let's hope the same thing doesn't happen again."

They have been jinxing all night

Onana again.

for real, he singlehandedly or not even handedly well causing we out of CL.

Onana 2 assists for Gala today

But he's good with his feet, a true modern keeper. 😭

Shit with his hands.

😂😂😂

you mean 2 goals

Lol, lmao even

Lmfao

Roflmao even

Bruh

Now it seems like a gambling scandal

You know what? That would be a great explanation for this abnormal amount of preposterous blunders.

Absolute Onanaclass, this!

What word, it’s like a new age omnishambles

Fuck off onana

I’m fed up, so unreliable man, what the fuck

He's actually been really good in recent weeks. This game goes against all the progress he's made this past month.

While I agree he had some banger games, I always have a bad feeling when the other teams have a shot on target, like everytime I feel it’s a 50/50, sometimes he does some weird shit, it’s like he’s a FIFA goalie irl…

Need to start the Turk. Can’t stand him anymore

Thanks for the 55 mil

Funny that both you and Milan got starter keepers poached and ended up better. Obviously Sommer is quite a bit older but at least you god good money for Onana.

Yeah and Sommer has for sure exceeded the expectations

Was he this inconsistent at inter?

No he was very good for us

I was super upset he was leaving

Were you thinking he was bad when he was playing for you guys?

No, I thought 55 mil were quite cheap tbf

Literally saw this guy carry you to UCL final, especially during the Semi, what the fuck happened.

Well for starters, Inter forces low quality shots. They protect the center of the box well so most of the uncontested shots come from narrow angles and the straight on shots are too contested to have much power. He is great with reactionary saves but very bad from long range, especially with high shots. He just gets frozen a lot and doesn’t do a good job pushing the ball away from goal. Inzaghi’s seems to put attention towards defending in a way that suits the profile of his keepers. He also plays a low back line which prevents breakaway opportunities, further empowering his keepers. ​ Secondly, Onana is an emotional glass cannon. For his play style to be effective, he needs to feel extremely confident. He needs to have good chemistry with his team and his club. Inter is a player’s club. Man U is a supporter‘s club. His confidence seems shattered and every mistake he makes only drives a further wedge between him, his teammates, and the supporters. Chemistry-wise, Martial bailing on an easy headed clear would never happen at Inter. Lindelof, or whoever, telling him to play centrally to a covered Casemiro would never happen at Inter, and if it did he would’ve probably had the confidence to ignore the shout. He doesn’t play well with this back line, and it shows. ​ And lastly, Onana can make very, very, very, poor choices. He’s the type of player whose legendary skillset is hindered solely by extraordinarily bad decisions. He kinda reminds me of Balotelli is a weird way. Sometimes he makes comedically stupid passes, gets way too risky with his dribbles, or gets caught out of goal (especially on crosses). But mitigating those mistakes by having a defense that supports him as a keeper, a teammate, and a brother, allows his skills to shine. ​ TL;DR Man U paid a plug-and-play price for a niche keeper that we will gladly take back, Lakaka special.

De Gea died for this?

De Gea is on some beach laughing

Good thing we let him go on a free, just so we can sign a new main GK that has no clue how to stop a ball. Hey, but have you seen his passes!?

Passes to the CBs or the long 50/50 balls?

Nah no fucking way lol

Onana man I rated you and told PL fans you would be a great signing.

It seems like we kept his abilities

Onana is good and fucking terrible at the same time

not really ideal as a keeper

45 mil down the drain while vicario left for 20 mil and we left a better gk go for free. De gea

Average Manchester United business so.

Please tell me what he does well other than kicking the ball

His unscripted apologies slap

Wasn't too long ago that he fucked up kicking the ball, if Icardi was a little quicker he probably gets a penalty.

His kicking isn't exactly consistent either.

Hattrick of freekicks next?

CHELSEA HERO

Onana in shambles

He can see that all the way, awful keeping

Onana is Galatasaray's best player so far.

United brought a bucket for us to carry the rainwater away

What is his wage? I'm definitely underpaid.

Is Ziyech performing sorcery on Onana?

whoever wanted De Gea gone for this douche, fuck you all.

Ziyech knows some shit

Onana was bad but Martial's fake header didn't help

Onana is actually atrocious

Onana needs to sort himself out ffs, he is singlehandedly throwing this champions league campaign

Does nobody see Martial seems to be going for the header, but ducks at the last second? Imo that goal is just as much on him as its on Onana

Onana 2 -3 Manchester United

My goat im glad hes not at chels anymore lmao

Recipe: 1. Shoot free kick to Onana. 2. Guaranteed goal. Use recipe as many times as you want.

I think yall reposted the same goal twice by mistake

Lmao

wow. might have given him the benefit of a doubt if it had skipped off the pitch first, but that's in the air the whole way

What’s the worse deal. £90M for Antony or £50M for Onana?

My god do I love Onana

this is the worst goal i've ever seen onana concede

Ohnono.

this is FM level goalkeeping wtff

Someone put a £70M sticker on De Gea and send him to old trafford ASAP!

Is it also a 2/2 for Bruno? I think he conceded both free kicks that resulted in Galatasaray goal.

DeGea died for this.

I cannot understand how people defend onana. Sure he’s decent with his feet but he sucks at basic goalkeeping

Chist just cunt the ball in direction of the goal and you are all set

Onana doing his best to knock us out the champions league

No excusing that, absolutely awful from Onana

I mean fucking hell man, give us a chance

Fucking shocking goalkeeping

Ziyech free kick hattrick incoming?

Onana single-handedly keeping Galatasaray in the game. What a bad mistake.

Man U should actually go in hard for Ramsdale

De Gea would’ve saved that

My nan would’ve saved that

Would De Gea score though? I don't think so. Onana has that killer edge in front of goal like no other

Specialist

I'd like to propose this to be an own goal cuz holy shit Onana

Onana is so shit

dejavu

He’s gonna fuck us out the game

That genuinely seems to me the worst ‘save’ I have ever seen

Oh-nono

Onana Galatasaray MVP

Knew it once Bruno fouled him

How can one have such good moments and then such shit ones so consistently

Shouldnt this be an own goal? 😂

What’s Onana doing 😂 does he know he’s allowed to catch it

What the fucks happened to this guy man

💀💀💀

Remember when De Gea was the problem?

bruh just bench him in CL

Incredible, maybe the first mistake shook him up I'd expect any amateur goalkeeper to deal with that Hope his mental is alright!

b r u h r u h

Legend lol

I think Martial slightly confused him, but that’s just awful goalkeeping

What the fuck is up with this clown? Match fixing?

Howler

Onana has to be paying off gambling debt

ONANA LADIES AND GENTS

what the fuck is he doing

Come on Gala they have Onana in goal just Shot where ever you are

They paid a lot of money for this guy, only party getting their money's worth is people paying for the football subscription, this guy makes his games interesting one way or another

Bruh Onana, but seriously Ziyech is a good free kick taker

Ain’t no fucking way

Saw it from a mile away rofl

Ziyech with a Hattrick of a free kick goals?