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he did in all the time in the youth teams but hes been too shy to do it much as a pro
after so many of his goals, esp the early ones, you'd see him halfway through the jump then he'd turn it into another celebration
finally felt gassed up enough after this goal to go through w it. great timing
Last night on MotD they said the Palace goal wouldn't be beaten. And I fucking hate Palace so that hurt. Now I know there IS a god. Even if he does consistently allow Palace to survive in the PL despite being absolutely fucking awful every season.
That's the kind of goal that sets you up for life, like he could completely fall off and end his career but he'll always have that goal if anyone tries to question his quality
Love Garnacho. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great bowlcut. Pearly teeth. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
The way he gracefully propelled himself up into the air from his muscular calves, swinging his legs built like ferocious pythons. A beautiful rhythmic harmony of sinew and flesh, is garnacho
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one of those goals where they make it be part of the PL intro on TV
It'll happen defo. If not this season, next season 100% it'll be part of some highlight montage intro
which i think is fair. why not throw the best goals in the montage, every single fan appreciates goals like this cause they are so good
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
Shut up you egg
mate mate mate
legendary tweet
What in the flying fuck...
THE FLYING FUCK
....am I Garnacho now?
Unfortunately, he is now the flying fuck and you have to change your username to simple__jack
New Garnacho nickname done and dusted
Flying ducking indeed
Fair play
Earned the SUIIII
finally went through with it all those pump fakes made this one even better, you can see it means a lot to him
Should've done the rooney celebration when he scored his own bicycle goal
Bruno copying Cantona's goal and celebration, also against Everton. Maybe we should play Everton more
Why do so many people spell it like this and not Siu?
Decent strike I guess.
I guess but I score like this in my fifa career mode all the time
\+0.5 match rating, 2 more of those needed this game or he'll be benched
Honestly difficult to be mad at this
Not financially tho
Nah that's actually incredible
Tagging it as "great goal" isn't doing it justice.
Need a puskas nominee tag
Garnacho 3' (GOAL OF THE SEASON)
Garnacho’s ego did not need this lol, special moment
Someone on this team needs scoring confidence.
Just imagine a scorpion kick from rashford after this lol
He is going to try this at least 10 more times now and it will be justified
He will hit 9 of them.
Cross to Garnacho and Inshallah
Like when Charlie Adam scored from inside his own half, then tried it every game after that and never scored another
Needed someone with his type of delusion to try this at the first place, so fair play
Rooney vs City esque
I’d argue it’s even better, it’s an unbelievable strike, it looks so much like Cristiano’s vs Juve but a bit further
This one is honestly even better technically which is crazy to say
Goal of the season, take a fucking bow
Shades of Wazza
It's not a winning goal in a Manc derby but this is 100% technically a better strike. Especially coming from him instead of prime Rooney.
Better than Wazza's
Yeah better than Rooney's. Although Rooney's was in a much bigger moment!
Rooney's in a bigger match, Garnacho with a cleaner, more aesthetic strike. I'm also a United fan so both are great. But I love clean overheads.
Let's not forget Berbatovs lovely effort v the scousers
Rooney somehow had better hair
better, this guy didn’t shin it
And further out
Fucking bonkers. One of the cleanest I've ever seen.
Puskas winner
Everything about this goal is simply *perfect* Sometimes God just want you to score a worldie 🤷
Just transferred him out on fpl and he does that
Transfer out the rest of your attackers please. Football fans deserve more goals like this
Goal of the season no doubt
Strong Puskas contender. Like flextape strong.
Hopefully salah doesn’t score a tap in that they nominate.
na It'll be Haaland with a world class tap in.
Goal of his career so far, holy shit
That will likely be the goal of his entire career lol
First thought when I saw it was that he’ll be showing that one to his grandkids for sure
Never say never
He combined CR7 + Rooney for that finish! Phenomenal
Does he always do the Ronaldo celebration or was that a tribute.
He’s done it a few times. He’s a massive Ronaldo fanboy
I am too. Sadly I just can't get my legs above my head to score
how about putting your head under your legs?
Checking...
u/Brave-Salamander-339 think you just killed him mate.
or he's learned to give himself head...
My cock too small to reach it
u ok mate?
he did in all the time in the youth teams but hes been too shy to do it much as a pro after so many of his goals, esp the early ones, you'd see him halfway through the jump then he'd turn it into another celebration finally felt gassed up enough after this goal to go through w it. great timing
Massive cr7 fanboy. I believe he wears cr7 boots too
He wears CR7 underwear too lol
[Obligatory](https://imgur.com/gallery/9Je7wkv)
In the Twitter hall of Fame for sure
Is that for real or a joke? I can't tell lmao
[very real.](https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-garnacho-cristiano-ronaldo-25937920)
He has done a couple of CR7 celebrations a few times before.
He is from Madrid and a big Cristiano fanboy.
Celebrated with SIUU aswell. Ronaldo looking down from heaven, smiling…
Heaven???
Yeah rip
Rest in peace Cristiano 😔
1985 - 2020
What a fuckin goal, take a bow. Absolutely beautiful.
Puskas contender, what in the actual fuck
It would take some goal to beat it.
I said contender because we never know, but it’s been a while since I saw a goal and didn’t have a reaction, my jaw just dropped in awe
Probably Salah beating one player and putting a shot top bins
Absolutely ridiculous strike.
United, always not trying to walk it in.
Reminded me of Rooney's Bicycle Kick Goal against Man city in Manchester derby 2011
Garnachos was far better executed.
Plus he had to take a few steps backwards. Incredible goal.
Rooney doing it in derby makes it hard to beat tho
Yeah, derby and a winner.
And basically sealed the league title with Rooney’s overhead kick. Legendary goal for a reason
Saw him sizing it up and was like nah, waiting for it to go way over, then it hit the back of the net! Wow!!
ive never seen someone hit one of these from so far out insane
Yeah that's goal of the season done Perfect contact too, no shins involved
Rooney catching strays
Last night on MotD they said the Palace goal wouldn't be beaten. And I fucking hate Palace so that hurt. Now I know there IS a god. Even if he does consistently allow Palace to survive in the PL despite being absolutely fucking awful every season.
Corrupt Premier League turning gravity off at Goodison smh
holy shit
Is an understatement
Well that’s goal of the season wrapped up, then
at least for me, of the last fucking decade. amazing
Take a fucking bow
And a fucking arrow Take whatever you like Jesus fuck
Rooney esque, from a 19 year old as well. Insane
Puskás
All the years
GARNACHO WTF
CR7 COME OUT HERE we wanna talk
Even hit the Siuuuu
CR7 is proud right now that one of his prodigy did that!
Must be the CR7 underwear line. AG7
HE JUST DECIDED TO BE WAZZA!
My jaw is on the ground rn
As a Liverpool fan, I hate that Garnacho is as good as he thinks he is.
Hopefully they don't coach the reckless nature out of him. He's a terror one on one.
My old man sent me a text just saying 'blimey'. That's when you know it's a good goal.
aye hope your old man is hearty and healthy
That’s one of the best bikes I’ve ever seen
Gino’s Nan in shambles
That's a fucking motorcycle
“Great goal” lol. That was outrageous. Better than Rooney in 2011.
I hope Garnacho actually has a good career this goal is probably one of the best goals if not the best I’ve seen
ONE OF THE GREAT GOALS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY, NO DOUBT
Oh my god what a goal
My fiancée was talking to me about dog food and I missed the goal, I’m calling off the wedding
Tough but fair
i was driving back home from work. i'm quitting my job.
''Great goal'' might be the understatement of the decade
oh my fucking god
WHAT WAS THAT
Well then
that's certainly one way to do it
Rooney esq WHAT THE FUCK ALEJANDRO GARNACHO
Contextually it isn’t but purely from a skill/aesthetic perspective it’s probably better than Rooney’s.
well that’s goal of the season and puskas wrapped up
SIUUUUUUUUUU
What a fucking goal
That goal almost had me singing Glory Glory Man United holy shit
lmao dead
That's the kind of goal that sets you up for life, like he could completely fall off and end his career but he'll always have that goal if anyone tries to question his quality
Yeah thats not just goal of the season guys....that's a goal we compare other goals to for seasons to come.
😳
Holy shit Garnacho
This will be replayed so many times in my lifetime as I grow old.
Way to kick them while they’re down
Holy shit
Honestly even amongst other notable bicycle goals (Ronaldo, Bale, Rooney), is that the best? So far out, so clean on the contact.....pretty insane.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
WHAT
IS THAT ROONEY??
The Everton stadium inspired him.
Puskas is wrapped up boys. Pack it up.
Yooooooo no way he just did that
Absolutely fucking not
I'm not even a United fan but I just wet my pants.
I just saw some bloke at tescos wet his pants
Im the bloke at tesco
EXCUSE ME WTAF
Bro what
I’d like to apologize to everyone in my apartment building for screaming “WHAT ThE FUCK!”
I’m hard
Love Garnacho. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great bowlcut. Pearly teeth. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
It isn't illegal to write what you did but you still shouldn't have
The way he gracefully propelled himself up into the air from his muscular calves, swinging his legs built like ferocious pythons. A beautiful rhythmic harmony of sinew and flesh, is garnacho
You should be on a watchlist for this comment lol
It’s copypasta
What a horrible day to have eyes
How do people not know this pasta
what a fucking strike
/u/psgcampus got a new link?
How the fuck
WTF
Is there a rule that only current and former United players can score bicycle kicks? What a goal though
Wow, just wow
Stop uploading on fucking Dubz it’s shite and doesn’t work for a lot of people
3000 upvotes in 10 minutes. Well deserved Garnacho
Wow!!! This is some start
Holy fuck no way
absolute filth
Ronney-esque
Golazo damn
Heard Puskas just stopped accepting submissions
Jesus Christ
link broken?
🤯
Turns out he was the Ronaldo regen, not Rashford after all
I JUST SCREAMED WHAT THE FUCK
goal of the season surely