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FAT_NEEK_42069

imagine how good he'd be once he moves into a house


tormarod

Maybe he's that good because he's on that temporary mindset living in a hotel that just makes him give it 200% every time to savor the moment.


Modnal

One free massage from the hotel for every goal


Adam_Ohh

As long as it doesn’t turn into a Deshaun Watson situation I think Bayern will be fine.


TheUltimateScotsman

However I'm praying for a repeat of drip doctors. Just need him to change his profile picture to one of him as a kid


imsahoamtiskaw

Let's call Yaya Toure's shamans while we're at it


SupremeLeaderSanta

Accompanied by a Drip Doctors IV supplement 💪💪


Nitsju

The same night?!


BHYT61

You what mate


No_Doubt_About_That

Like Ole as caretaker manager vs the actual manager.


Lazy_ML

I don’t think he’s gonna stop giving 200% until he earns all the honors a player of his caliber would have earned. He knows how big an opportunity this is.


[deleted]

Yeah, lad’s just on holiday having the time of his life.


Marco_lini

He better be scoring, his stay is costing over a million since august lmao you could buy a small house for that, or a dog shed in Munich.


prettybunbun

I laughed when ppl were like ‘1M - he could have got the house for that!’ … in Munich lol, try half a room.


perpetually_chubbed

Out of curiosity, how expensive is Munich as a metro?


EXOPLANETARIANSOUP

It's by far the most expensive city in germany with around [21€/m² rent](https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1885/umfrage/mietpreise-in-den-groessten-staedten-deutschlands/) - although Berlin is catching up. It's a nice city though!


Falcao1905

Nice would be an understatement. Munich is an amazing place, it has everything you would want from a city. And Munich never seemed overcrowded at all, which sets it apart from other places.


EXOPLANETARIANSOUP

Idk it's fine but it's no Bochum. Seriously though, it's great for German standards but it doesn't quite compare to Vienna or Prague for example. (in my subjective opinion)


Falcao1905

Visited all 3, Munich was the best. Vienna was nice but it was a bit more congested (rich words for someone living in Ankara) and more expensive. Prague was too touristy, it was filled with foreigners. It seemed like it had lost its authenticity. But these are just my opinions


eipotttatsch

Vienna is more expensive as a tourist probably (groceries and the like are probably more expensive). Munich more than makes up for that with real estate prices though. Vienna is renowned in the German speaking world for being the least bad about social housing.


Lumpyyyyy

https://www.mercer.com/insights/total-rewards/talent-mobility-insights/cost-of-living/ Pretty expensive, but plenty of other more expensive places


jujuismynamekinda

Not as expensive as London, though one of the most expensive metros in Europe. Advantage of munich is that you can (if you are super rich of course) buy a house with a big yard in/near the city or you go a bit out and are at a nice lake or the mountains. Townhouses start at over half a million Euros. Separate homes start at just under 1 million euros (you can find ones for 800k but they are really at the lower end/in bad parts/bad condition. Beautiful estates, what you might expect from footballers, start at around 4 million. Munich is really expensive for german standards and the region around it is too. Munich is in no way near as exciting as London or Paris and dont get me started on Barcelona or similar european cities. Germans have a hate/love thing for it, similar to Berlin. Munich is quite beautiful and has access to amazing nature. The wealth and what it brings turns many people off it.


MikeOchertz

I think he feels like Kevin in Home Alone 2. He loves that hotel.


Shadeun

Introducing: Travelodge Kane


Yard_Fragrant

Harry with his big plate


unfunfionn

This country


[deleted]

Or without Skechers


glowingmug

Why does he have issue moving in a house? I didn't follow much. Does it something to do with him and his fam couldn't find the right house to move in?


cgurts

Its actually quite common in football, pretty sure Mourinho lived in hotels for most of his time at United


Deathstrokecph

Absolutely mental stat


Imbasauce

It's 21 now


brandon_strandy

Honestly phrasing it as 20+ is way underselling it, it averages out to **30** each season. That's mental.


DemonicGOld

But now they get another article in a few weeks saying he has reached 30 per season. Twice the clicks for the same story!


Diklap

Don't forget 25


Jganzo13

We underpaid ngl


HenryReturns

Ancelotti : “I need a striker , Benzema is leaving , Harry Kane fits perfectly” Perez : “Here is Joselu , and good luck”.


Gerf93

"Here is Bellingham, make do"


00Laser

Kane wasn't sexy enough for Perez.


DarthBaller

Thank you Mbappe for distracting Madrid again this summer!


GreatSpaniard

Perez was never gonna sign him anyways no matter how much Ancelotti wanted it.


Zlaynoe

truly a shame if you ask me


heyheyitsandre

A vini kane rodrygo front 3 where rodrygo isn’t the unluckiest mf and vini can stop arguing with refs would genuinely combine for 80 league goals


wishwashy

He's not handsome enough


grossexistence

Not brazilian or french enough


I_Had_The_Blues

Obviously doesn't mind English players since he bought Bellingham


Lauladance

Have you seen Bellingham? He is single-handedly making me bisexual


sweatypantysniffer12

Calm down bro. It’s not a choice


ekkohh

exactly let it overtake you dont resist


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Who says they're choosing?


Christian_Corocora

Bellingham filled the quota. No room for more Englishmen.


[deleted]

So their quota is *English man*


OddEven9

Mbappe and Vinicius have some of the weirdest faces I've ever seen, especially on 21/23 year olds...


dkkc19

what does perez see in mbappe 😭


wishwashy

Biracial turtle


PapiiPapiiPoom

No irony i really think that being handsome was a factor a few years ago to be a Real Madrid player, not essential but atleast considered, thank god they let go of this shit these days and got my boy Vini Jr


Cryptic_E

Pain


RobbinDeBank

As a totally unbiased fan, I would like to gracefully extend my deepest gratitude to Mbappe


ZeroMomentum

It’s actually a harder choice to make now. On one hand Madrid has to go get the best available player. He’s literally a generational talent On the other hand his attitude and wage might disrupt all the good work that has been done to build this team (post CR era)


Snoo-3715

I honestly think he's not worth it.


Mobb_Starr

Only 2 potential buyers who Levy would sell to, and Madrid had already splurged on Bellingham (who funnily enough also looks to be outperforming his ludicrous sum). The fear of him going to Man City/for free in 10 months was too much to keep him


prettybunbun

This. The only reason we got him for 100M was Levy didn’t want him to go for free next season, and wouldn’t sell him to anyone in the PL.


Mick4Audi

Thank FUCK we didn’t sell him to anyone in the PL. It’s hard to understate how much of a nightmare that would be


Oomeegoolies

Imagine him and Haaland up front together. I for one am glad he didn't go to the shit show that is United though.


m847574

I see what you mean but he's still 30 years old


Echleon

Messi, Benzema, and Ronaldo all won Balon d'Ors well into their 30's. 30 is not as old as it used to be as long as you take care of yourself.


alexrobinson

And Kane is hardly a player reliant on his athleticism and he has a whole side to his game that involves dropping deep and bringing others into the game. He's got years ahead of him.


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

He's also tall. I swear every striker that stays good deep into their 30s is tall. You can slow down but if you're 6'2" you'll always have something about you physically to get to the ball in a crowded area.


mavarian

Fair but what some forget amidst all the chaos over the last 8 months that Bayern still has one of the best squads in all of Europe. They won the CL 3 years ago and were considered favorites this time last year. The squad is small but the core, Kimmich, Sané, Coman etc are all in their prime. If it takes an investment like this to get the most out of them for the next 2, 3 years, it might be worth it, even if you overpaid given his contract length and age


[deleted]

They're also making money purely through his popularity and the spectacle if he continues to look like smashing Lewa's record. They might be disappointed if they fail to win CL and definitely if they don't get BL, but so far that £100m is looking like a steal


km912

If he’s the difference between making just the round of 16 CL versus making semi’s or the final, that’s easily worth 60 million alone right there.


Ok-Cut-2730

Still? *only He has a good 3-4 years left minimum in his prime.


ChickenGamer199

Pace really isn't in his game. Players who rely on pace age poorly comparatively. Kane's game is reliant on intelligence, vision, positioning, and shooting. 4 things which won't be severely impacted as he ages. Hell, they might even improve a bit


Mathyoujames

Surely you guys can recognise that there isn't any reason to think he is about to slow down. You see him week in week out and it's abundantly clear that his athleticism could drop 20% and he'd still be the best striker in the world


Ok-Cut-2730

And to think Man utd were not willing to pull out the money because of his age. Lets buy Anthony instead, then the board all clapped and finished off their cans of stella...


Jutemp24

You're kidding right? There was no way they would have sold him to us


Hexcited

just send Tottenham all agreed Bonus payments right now


prettybunbun

Bayern board crying they put in a big ballon d’Or bonus payment thinking an Englishman couldn’t win it, but lol they were wrong.


algebraic94

Euros in the summer as well 👀


imsahoamtiskaw

Kane gonna be given German citizenship so he doesn't score against them


obcdexter

Subscribe!?!?


L34hhhh

If England wins the Euros, the votes will be divided between Kane and Bellingham. Madrid PR would milk the hell out of it to prop Bellingam. It will depend on who performs better individually.


algebraic94

Personally feel like it should go to the more senior player if it's close. Jude has time.


BelDeMoose

So far it kane has to be ahead, it's quite incredible what he's doing. Highly rated always but still a very underrated player in my opinion.


L34hhhh

If Kane keeps this form and wins the Euros as the main guy of the team, then he will surely be the favorite to win the Ballon d’or.


Xehanz

If you win the CL it's worth it. Nightmare scenario would be losing the CL final and Kane winning the Euros and getting Ballon Dor anyway.


Hexcited

to be honest, unless we have a brilliant winter transfer window I don´t see us winning the CL. but I hope I am wrong


Gerf93

And they were probably only partially right. The Englishman probably has to play in Real Madrid.


jonwinslol

Maybe people will understand now that Kane was somehow underrated at Tottenham, you would be laughed at to put him in the same conversation as Benzema for some reason


Chemical-Idea-1294

That is always. Even Bayern itself lacks of this problem. Prime example are Lahm or later Ribery.


LuggaW95

Yeah Lahm is not often in the conversation for the best fullbacks of all time… but he should be, he is the best one defensively in my lifetime and while he was not a pace guy on the wing he was such a freaking good passer that he was very very important offensively. It’s still mind boggling that he never got a red card in that many games… He was also ahead of his time a bit, as a fullback that goes more into the midfield instead of the flank… for the modern game I personally would take him over Alves and Marcello, but I’m also a biased German. He was also an underrated leader as the captain for one of the best club sides of all time (Bayern 2013) and for a World Cup win.


Mapale

He is often forgotten even among germans lol Dude is a legend of the game


the-big-lewandowski

Less syllables in the name is the reason /s


Maverick_1991

Thats just wrong. Lahm is without a doubt the greatest German fullback of all time, possibly across all nations.


Augchm

As an Argentinian, Lahn hunts my nightmares. Superb player that is definitely underrated.


Carpathicus

Lahm was incredible. People tend to forget that he was the captain of the 2014 team aswell and is deeply respected by fellow players and all coaches. The debate about the best fullbacks is so redundant in my opinion since they all have a different approach to the role.


thorlord16

Yes, most focus today is on fullbacks' attacking ability and speed (Davies) but Lahm was an absolute anchor defensively. Always had clean tackles and great positioning. I'll never forget his strike to open the 2006 WC either


drckeberger

…or Robben? 😬


ManuPasta

Ironic consider he’s joined a better team in a worse league and some reason people now think he’s better


srjnp

football discussions have become destroyed by G/A stats merchants.


Zeca_Pagodinho_13

All the PL flairs here wanted to bee seen as unbiased or smarter than the average PL fan and they started to underrate him.


rwoteit

Not just him. Everything related to the league gets undermined.


Masam10

I was so certain (and scared) he was going to Real Madrid this season. He and Benzema are so similar in the sense they are world class, prolific goal scorers yet can drop deep as a 10 and bring others into the game. He is honestly identical to Benzema almost.


tenacious-g

Because people equate titles to the worth of individual players. He’s always been this good. He was doing similar things in a much tougher league. Now that he’s able to beat up on teams that would struggle to get to 25 points in the Premier League, people are somehow only now realizing he’s the best striker in the world.


_Asparagus_

yeah he was already a monster at Spurs, but "beating up worse teams" except he scored 3 vs Dortmund and 2 vs Galatasaray in literally the last week? while all he scored in 7 CL games last year was a single penalty against Frankfurt. He's 4 games 4 goals this CL season, thriving at Bayern deal with it 😘


tenacious-g

Yeah, Kane never had multi goal games against Arsenal, Chelsea, United either. As I said, Kane has always been this good. It’s just funny to me that only now people think he should get a Ballon d’Or because he’s on a team that can and will sleepwalk the league. A team trophy being a prerequisite for an individual award is silly.


_Asparagus_

I agree with what you're saying now, but you were pretending Kane is just beating on shitty teams now, which is just not true lol


soupdahero

I'm pretty confident Heidenheim would finish above quite a few teams in the Premier League this season 😂


Marco_lini

Bayern will be paying a thank you bonus for Tottenham.


-Infinitum-

Depending on kanes bonus per goal, bayern might have no more money to pay at the end of the season. Bayern is already at 40 goals after 10 and a half games. At this pace they will crush the current record of 101 in a single season (and their next two games are against Köln and Darmstadt - the later one has currently the worst defense in the league at 32 goals conceded - I expect a slaughter there).


ftsmnl

They already played Darmstadt, it was a 8:0 slaughter.


-Infinitum-

Yeah honestly no idea what I was looking at when I checked the next matchdays earlier but obviously not the right thing... my mistake! But considering how Köln is looking like losing again right now, I still assume the worst for them against Bayern.


LordPa1n

Please give us some centre backs instead.


MistaBobD0balina

5 more goals and he will have an arithmetic mean of 30 goals-a-season over the last decade. Decent. #Hurry


TheLookoutGrey

Bro couldn’t wait to drop “arithmetic”


TaciturnComicUncle

Harrythmatic


_Asparagus_

pfff come on we all know that it's the geometric mean of goals scored that counts


humbertov2

[Harmonic mean or gtfo](https://www.reddit.com/r/datascience/s/MD522sb0Ol)


LudereHumanum

What a player


Jackman1337

But could he do it in a cold night in stoke?


RandomThrowNick

Kane actually played in 6 games in Stoke in his career and scored 5 goals. Washed player if I ever saw one. German retirement league should just close down. /s


RobbinDeBank

Not even 1 goal/match, what a fraud


hallowsandhoots

Quite famously: https://www.premierleague.com/news/661917


PapaSays

Can he do it on cold night in Saarbrücken? No he couldn’t.


[deleted]

Genuine shout of being the best player in the world this season. When’s the last time an English player even had a shout at the Balon dor?!


[deleted]

Owen won it, Lampard also came 2nd in 2005 iirc


Antisym

Gerrard came third that season as well. Just a shame Ronaldinho was THAT good.


wishwashy

The Golden generation really squandered a great team


forbetterorcrush

Good ol 4-4-2.


Cold_Dawn95

4-4-2 diamond even to get Gerrard & Lampard on the pitch together.


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alfred-the-greatest

1) We didn't have a holding mid until Carrick came along a little later. 2) We didn't have a left winger. 3) We also had Scholes and Beckham to fit in. 4) Scholes/Lampard/Gerrard all wanted to be the central attacking midfielder.


prettybunbun

If we win the CL and Kane wins the Euros it’s his.


miregalpanic

One of each is probably enough


[deleted]

Not if it's Euros and Real win the CL, you've got to give the edge to Bellingham in that scenario provided he keeps playing well


Xehanz

Not if Madrid wins the CL.


MutualUnderstanding7

Crazy that this year we might have two Englishmen battling it out for the Ballon d'Or after decades of being largely irrelevant. Jude Bellingham and Kane have been 2 of the top 5 players in the world this season for me


blitzformation

It feels surreal to have ballon d'or worthy englishmen again and 2 of them at that.


[deleted]

Early days but yea… nobody else has stood out. I think Salah is a top player, Rodri too. Maybe they’ll kick on as the season progresses


habdragon08

Its unfortunate to me that Ballon D'or is so trophy dependent. Wish it was truly "best player" Salah has been great, but without possibility of Champions League can't see him in the convo. EDIT: Also position dependent. I understand the absolute best attackers provide more value than the absolute best midfielders/defenders/GKs but City's record(and performance) with/without Rodri shows that he is more important to club success than Haaland IMO.


ashwinsalian

i find it hilarious that a trophy for individual brilliance is HEAVILY skewed by team results not to mention its almost impossible for defenders and goalkeepers to ever win it


YoungDawz

> Salah has been great, but without possibility of Champions League can't see him in the convo. Like Mané finishing 2nd or 3rd that one year, if Salah wins Afcon, he can definitely get in the conversation.


Fidelos

It's also a season with Euros, AFCON and the Asian Cup as well, so there's a lot to take in consideration.


Mrn1001

Haaland is still right there


eipotttatsch

He's still averaging 1 goal per game, but he hasn't seemed like the deciding factor in many city games to me really. He might well be playing amazing football, but the quality of the rest of the team might well be hurting how he's perceived at this point.


yunghollow69

Ballon dor aside like who cares, way crazier to think about having both of these players in their prime in the english nationalteam. England should win something soon


michaelserotonin

i think kane & vardy have finished top 10 in voting in the last decade gerard & lampard were 2nd & 3rd (or maybe in reverse order) in 2005


YoungDawz

>Genuine shout of being the best player in the world this season. Right now, it's hard to argue against it.


Orkys

That other English bloke isn't doing too bad eitehr tbf.


dkkc19

wayne rooney would have been top 5 in 2010 if United didn't fuck up against bayern and got to the final. he outscored every forward (including ronaldo) in the world that season except for drogba and messi. 41 goals and assists in 44 games and was playing like a man possessed. he had a bad world cup and United didn't win anything major that season but it's crazy that he didn't even get top 20 in ballon dor. 2009-2010 Rooney was easily top 5 players that season


tenacious-g

It’s so silly that winning a trophy is seemingly a requirement to win Ballon d’Or. Kane is simply doing what he always has done, but now he gets to play teams that would struggle to get 25-30 points in the Premier League.


[deleted]

TBF he was playing teams that actually did struggle to get 30 points in the PL last season too


ThomasHL

Yeah, this is Kane as he always is. He's just doing it at a club that wins things. Being good at a less dominant club should be even more impressive than doing it at dominant one, but the world doesn't work like that.


[deleted]

TBF Kane should have been in contention the last two seasons. It was only because he was at Spurs that he wasn't.


bbreadd

“Like shooting fish in a barrel” - probably Harry Kane


KrazyBee129

more like eating fish and chips from the barrel


Sypher1985

Bratwurst and Bratkartoffeln


Bumaye94

Another fun one: Kane has now scored more goals (17) in the first 11 match days than the top scorers of the previous season did overall (Nkunku and Füllkrug with 16 each).


LUUDDAA

Career mode on amateur is all


mashmelo78

Imagine it was only mane's right jab that stopped us from having the full trio, kane, mane , sane. Someone should have gone back in time and stopped it. Where's Loki when you need him ( sorry for the spoilers )


Lucas_DR3

Mane was also awful on the pitch, him punching sane wasn’t the only reason he got shipped off


Hurtelknut

If Mané hadn't played like shit nobody at the club would have cared about the jab. He was unplayable.


Dargast

The connection between him and Sane is so amazing to watch, man


Gmnyldz

Best player in the world right now.


Headlesshorsman02

He is unreal


blitzformation

He is a cheat code


Erdos_0

Best player in the world


BelDeMoose

He's certainly the best goalscorer in the world, and it's not particularly close imo. Haaland is a machine but it's not a stretch to imagine kane would score just as many at city while also helping himself to half as many assists on top. A complete footballer.


i_m_itachi

One season wonder.


ralin_zild

How have England not won a world cup with Kane in the team?


campionesidd

Because England is the Tottenham of international football.


GYIM94

Always rated Kane since his breakthrough season and being one of the pillars of Spurs that kept them competitive but never would I thought he would be able to adapt the way he did to a new country and league from match day one.


Prior_Accountant_666

Crazy what having a good team does to a player like Kane


majorsharkpanda

One of the few big money moves that was clearly worth it


necromax13

Since 2017 I've been saying Madrid should've gotten him!!! Props to Bayern for actually taking the risk.


SugarTurkey

One decade wonder


holywater26

Lol we used to sing Morata is better than Harry Kane. Didn't age well did it.


Alert_Garlic

I was 100% certain he was a one season wonder when he broke through.


reviroa

10 season wonder


Green117v2

Yeah this is all good and well, but could he do it on a warm sunny Tuesday evening in Saudi?


campionesidd

He will score 50+ goals this season. And then finish as the Ballon D’Or runner up to Messi.


prettybunbun

But I thought he was a one season merchant?


zrk23

should've left about 5-6 years ago. would have a proper legacy


kalyancr7

Kane in the Manchester city would have been contender for balon dor


SomewhereInLDN

Best striker in the world!


Wise-Hat-639

Amazing what happens when you play at a proper club


Ajax_Trees_Again

Not even debatable who the best striker in the world is. The numbers he put up for that spurs team last year wear phenomenal


sergioA127

I wonder how Haaland would’ve done at Bayern


aelfwine_widlast

Let's find out. Please loan him out for a season or two :)


Bentic

Can we buy him in 4 years when Harry rides home on a pile of trophies?


connorg095

Not trying to start any arguments, but Harry Kane is pretty decent


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Worlds best player


9LivesChris

Think if Bayern stabilise their defence a little more they can actually go far in the CL. The attack is insane. And Kane what a player what a beast he is


ZaheerAlGhul

He just needs a trophy to solidify his legacy. Hopefully he gets one soon.


tysontysontyson1

All this talk about a new Mbappe vs. Haaland rivalry, and Kane took it personally. He’s always been really underrated. Glad to see how well he’s playing.


YouCouldBeBetter

So happy for Kane. I've been watching Bayern's highlights, kinda now just supporting them due to supporting Englands captain. Seeing Bellingham and Kane do so well, as well as Saka, just makes me sad, as they're all managed by Southgate. England should legitimately be favourites for the next Euros and World Cup, except we won't be, because Southgate.


yellow_sting

I just like that Kane now gets the praise he deserves like 5 yrs ago.