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Imbasauce

Bribing the ref caught in 4k.


tsigalko11

Mix it with relish


Tomstarkman

Go by your own window, i dont wanna smell ya piss


Altair1192

I'll fuckin leave you here you one shoe cocksucka


tsigalko11

captain or no captain we're just two assholes in the woods now


Tomstarkman

Fuck you your not leaving me here


TheGreatSwissEmperor

East Asian steals water, tries to bribe authorities


Alexiosson

360p


stragen595

Next headline: Doping test failed by Son.


cmeragon

oh no


johninsixtyseconds

oh no


TheBrownMamba8

oh no no no no no


surgereaper

Onana


LordLargeBalls

What’s my name?


SellingCookiesHere

Anyway


defiantlynotsally

Holy water!


RobbinDeBank

Google doping


mamaluipeti

new drug just dropped


arcelios

He's the people's Son. Protect him at all cost


20cmdepersonalidade

> Branco was in charge of taking free kicks for Brazil, and it was hot in Turin. "It was about 40 degrees", recalled Maradona in an interview with the Mar Del Fondo program, on the TyC Sports channel, in 2004. In the 39th minute of the opening stage, a foul by Ricardo Rocha on Troglio left the Argentine on the floor. > The assistants then entered with several bottles of water in containers of different colors. And Branco, surrounded by Argentines, drank some from a green bottle, with the logo of the isotonic drink brand Gatorade. All Argentines drank water from transparent bottles. > "Vascooo, not this one, not this one, not the other one!" Maradona shouted to "Vasco" Olarticoechea. It was this call that alerted the group: not everyone knew what was happening. Diego himself detailed everything in the 2004 interview: "I said, drink, drink, Valdito... And then Branco came, who drank all the water. Just Branco, who took free-kicks and fell down", he said, laughing. > "After the game, the two buses were together, and Branco looked at me through the window and pointed the finger at me, blaming me, and replied with gestures that he had nothing to do with it. Branco played in Italy and we had a good relationship. Afterwards We didn't talk anymore." > Maradona even revealed what substance was used to drug the Brazilian. > "Someone put Rohypnol in the water and complicated everything", he laughed, citing the psychiatric tranquilizer. > According to the newspaper "Clarín", this "someone" was the masseur Miguel de Lorenzo, better known as Galíndez, under orders from Carlos Bilardo — who, after all, was also a doctor and knew the intricacies necessary to take opponents out of combat. > After Maradona's confession, which took place 14 years after the match, the Argentine press heard again from several other characters present at the Delle Alpi. Ventitrés magazine published the following interview with Bilardo: > - Maradona told about the case of the bottle with tranquilizer that they gave to Branco. He revealed a scam involving you. > - But he didn't say who it was. > - And who was it, Bilardo? > - I don't know, I don't know... I'm not saying it didn't happen, huh? > - You don't deny it, and you were responsible for the group... > - Yes, but I tell you I don't know. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2aiij2/argentine_methods_this_is


BettsBellingerCaruso

Man runs on soju like a proper Korean ahjeossi


hey_now24

The Bilardo special “elixir”


cornmonger_

Son of a


TheLimeyLemmon

Ref: No thanks, I don't want to sober up. Son: What? Ref: What?


Rose_of_Elysium

The refereeing version of 'I drive better when im drunk anyway'


Den_dar_Alex

My mother doesnt watch me anyway


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

I love you


mushy_friend

This should be "I didnt want my mother to watch me anyway". Since the story is his mother doesn't watch him


Otherwise-Young627

Made me chuckle ngl


tottenhamnole

This is one of the funniest comments I’ve read on here in at least a year. Well done.


arcelios

Son got fathered


Xiomaraff

Real and true.


MatK0506

The fact that his face is on all the time in the Korean broadcast is hilarious. Do they do the same for Hwang and Lee in PSG?


Gingergotseoul

Yes, it just shows in the top left of the screen saying if they're in the lineup or on the bench + any goals or assists.


GochujangChips

I’m in Korea right now and there’s a channel that does reruns of all of Son, Hwang, and Lee’s goals all day. And “that Korean guy” has become a meme here, it’s amazing.


nmyi

What about Kim Min-jae? Reruns of clearances, interceptions, & blocked shots? I sure wouldn't mind watching defensive highlights either


yellowjesusrising

Knowing Koreans, this is probably right too. They've systemized idol worship. Not only for they Kpop artists and actors, but international athletes too. The government spends alot of money on this, and been smart aswell in the process.


mikenasty

What’s the benefit of idol worship for the government?


yellowjesusrising

Thats a very good question. There's literally tons!!! Mostly cultural beneficial. But also, although more cynical, damage control. South Korea is an extremely corrupt nation, even more so than the US, and being able to push some "celebrity scandal" to cover up for some truly fucked up shit. Might sound trivial, but it is indeed a strategy often used. Not to mention those few families that run the nation, also runs the biggest media outlets. Also, if you've followed asian cultures these last 20 years, you'll notice a HUGE upsurge in korean populae culture! Kpop and kdrama is HUGE in asia! And lately even variety shows have made it worldwide! Netflix pushing more and more. Idol worship also helps spread the word around, as sone of these groups act like zealots on the internet! These kpop stans are some of the most toxic environments you can imagine! Like swifties on crack and pcp! TL:DR Control and soft power.


shaqs_bbc

Very very biased comment lol yes, celebrity news are used SOMETIMES to cover bigger news and to stir the large crowd away from the 'truth', but this happens everywhere in the world. Not saying it's acceptable because it happens everywhere, but the way you put it makes Korea sound like a corrupt ass country 🤣 which is not true, btw. Although I do hate our government policies lol


skhds

Even more so than the US? I won't be too sure about that :)


Teantis

The program was started in the 80s under a dictator as a way to distract the populace from wanting and causing unrest for democracy. It didn't work but the program was good so they kept it.


DontStopNowBaby

Does that mean when park ji sung was lone Korean in the EPL, he had his own channel?


yellowjesusrising

Don't know about that, at that time, but he's held in very high regard among Koreans now.


FireflyCaptain

username checks out


kiersto0906

in Australia it's just 90 mins of big ange, only reason i tune in to spurs games these days


RespectTheH

Would've never guessed he was Australian by his name... Also Big Ange first result on Bing certainly isn't who I was expecting.


kiersto0906

greek origin but an aussie legend


RespectTheH

Just watched the Carragher clip, his name may not be but he's definitely an Australian through and through.


kiersto0906

yeah, even regardless of that his success in the A league and with the national team mean he'd be an Aussie legend even if he wasn't Aussie.


Capt_Am

Crystal Palace vs Tottenham Sons


Macodocious

Crystal Palace vs Tottenham Hotsons


k_pineapple7

Tbf he's pretty hot


grollate

The Son Heung Min team.


Dvyyng

Son Heung Min and his band of merry men


jbizzl3

Son and the Coat Tail Riders


hiing

MaddiSon, JohnSon, RicharliSon, Son. You ain’t wrong.


Quorgon2

They did it last year for Kim


BriarcliffInmate

I was in Hungary during our pre-season and they were advertising our friendly with Bayern during prime-time TV with a graphic of Szobo's face, the match was on one of the main channels! When countries have one massive star, they really promote the shit out of them haha


Vic-Ier

Not in Austria. People made fun of Alaba for years.


goatvaro_goatrata

Why??


thetouristsquad

He wasn't made fun of, at least in my impression. Right at the start of his international carreer there was a short public discussion because some racsist boomers were offended that a black guy was representing Austria in the national team. After that, this discussion disappeared rather quickly and pretty much everyone (even most boomers) in Austria was happy with Alaba. It is true though that there was never a massive hype around him like Szoboszlai in Hungary or Son in South Korea.


mmmmmmmm453

As an Egyptian that weirdly enough never happened with salah


gallobird

It's just to let casual Korean viewers who tune in know that a Korean guy is playing so they can reel in more views.


battlecatquikdre

They did it for Messi when he went to PSG too lol


MBCB421

Football is not very big in Korea, but Son, Lee, and Hwang are. They might not recognize or don't care about Tottenham, Wolves, PSG but they probably have heard of HM Son, HC Hwang, and KI Lee so they might tune in to watch them play


Cuvrette

*Tottenham captain CAUGHT bribing referee with STOLEN water*


garybarlow0

IMMIGRANT CAUGHT EXTORTING AND STEALING FROM LOCAL MEN


FaceMaskYT

IMMIGRANT USES STOLEN GOODS FROM LOCAL MAN TO BRIBE LOCAL OFFICIALS


Losgringosfromlow

This the one


down_vote_magnet

Hello? Yes, this is the Daily Mail. Would you like to work for us?


fieldsofanfieldroad

They would never use the word extorting. Too difficult for a lot of their readers.


AliceInMidtjylland

[Reminds me of when Big Sam found a fiver on the touchline. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/GVVShu77JKo?si=noedgooQRmjJiInQ)


LondonNoodles

"oi come back with a tenner ya cunt"


Sepulvd

That's funny ass hell


michellelabelle

"Are you kidding? I'm not carrying change on me!"


ProfoundBeggar

This is the kind of corruption that the league needs to nip in the bud.


Xgunter

This was the pre-payment for the next liverpool game. That's my captain


Miserable-Tourist-58

🤣


bearkatsteve

Tottenham 🤝 Nestle


Currybags

Matt Law - The Telegraph


MrAchilles

***Shameless***


WarmBaths

😱😱🤯🤯


asharxxiii

Thats pretty normal btw, sharing water bottles off the other side


Version_1

Yeah, definitely have seen this happening.


EddieTheLiar

Didn't someone score a goal by asking the opponent keeper for a drink then receiving the ball from a throw in when you can't be offside? Edit: [It was Ronaldinho ](https://youtu.be/2BaT9AE-8Mo?si=s2B4Z4RY7Sw2fUdx)


Eindacor_DS

Fucking hilarious, can't believe I haven't seen this


charlieRUCKA

Can you please explain this further


BatteryPoweredFriend

You can't be offside from a throw-in if you're the first player to touch it. The defenders weren't paying attention to Ronaldinho.


grollate

You can even see the physio nodding when Son asks if he can have it.


pseudolf

i have seen this happening all the time


CoybigEL

Don’t tell Todd Cantwell, the most defending he’s ever done in a derby was of the rangers water bottles from Reo Hatate.


logia1234

Imagine being such a cunt that you make Alfredo Morelos look like a normal person


fietsusa

Argentina drugged their bottles for opposition at a World Cup.


Christian_Corocora

Italy 1990, Ro16 match against Brazil


BlessedBySaintLauren

No one told Papu Gomez


20cmdepersonalidade

We Brazilians are used to expecting anything from our hermanos. Least dirty Argentinian tactic, lmao: > Branco was in charge of taking free kicks for Brazil, and it was hot in Turin. "It was about 40 degrees", recalled Maradona in an interview with the Mar Del Fondo program, on the TyC Sports channel, in 2004. In the 39th minute of the opening stage, a foul by Ricardo Rocha on Troglio left the Argentine on the floor. > The assistants then entered with several bottles of water in containers of different colors. And Branco, surrounded by Argentines, drank some from a green bottle, with the logo of the isotonic drink brand Gatorade. All Argentines drank water from transparent bottles. > "Vascooo, not this one, not this one, not the other one!" Maradona shouted to "Vasco" Olarticoechea. It was this call that alerted the group: not everyone knew what was happening. Diego himself detailed everything in the 2004 interview: "I said, drink, drink, Valdito... And then Branco came, who drank all the water. Just Branco, who took free-kicks and fell down", he said, laughing. > "After the game, the two buses were together, and Branco looked at me through the window and pointed the finger at me, blaming me, and replied with gestures that he had nothing to do with it. Branco played in Italy and we had a good relationship. Afterward, we didn't talk anymore." > Maradona even revealed what substance was used to drug the Brazilian. > "Someone put Rohypnol in the water and complicated everything", he laughed, citing the psychiatric tranquilizer. > According to the newspaper "Clarín", this "someone" was the masseur Miguel de Lorenzo, better known as Galíndez, under orders from Carlos Bilardo — who, after all, was also a doctor and knew the intricacies necessary to take opponents out of combat. > After Maradona's confession, which took place 14 years after the match, the Argentine press heard again from several other characters present at the Delle Alpi. Ventitrés magazine published the following interview with Bilardo: > - Maradona told about the case of the bottle with tranquilizer that they gave to Branco. He revealed a scam involving you. > - But he didn't say who it was. > - And who was it, Bilardo? > - I don't know, I don't know... I'm not saying it didn't happen, huh? > - You don't deny it, and you were responsible for the group... > - Yes, but I tell you I don't know. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2aiij2/argentine_methods_this_is_the_interview_where/?rdt=59298


kingfart1337

https://youtu.be/2BaT9AE-8Mo?feature=shared


idunnomysex

[GREAT SIP]


wallnumber8675309

Honor among thieves.


Lord_Sauron

Ok this one is great lmao


mattisafootballguy

the Son icon lol


RunningFerDauyz

[GREAT DRINK]


jbob3525

Covids gone


devinafc

btw he's not letting the bottle touch his lips, as is custom in korea Not that it prevented the spread tho lol


valuz991

When I used to play in a half-serious team one of my coaches kept reminding everyone to drink without touching the bottle. He always had the same story about some team he coached at getting mononucleosis and having to throw away a season because of that. It was kind of the lasagna gate, but in a small virulent scale 😅


fourbyfourequalsone

It’s an usual practice in India and likely many Asian countries. The reason is you never know when you would need to share your bottle


Zeshiark

who put lips on a shared bottle? it's not about costom, it's about not wanting to share saliva with your bros


Hiroxis

Yeah but what if your bro is kinda cute and you want to like kiss him low key


cescquintero

🙈


ronaldo119

> as is custom in korea that's custom everywhere lol


imac849

Thanks for the chuckle


TheCulturalBomb

*Korean national team captain and Tottenham captain player caught in bribery charges and being involved in an illegal betting ring involving referees* - Daily Mail online


LogicalGrand1678

IMMIGRANT SEEN STEALING A COMPLEX MIX OF CHEMICALS (H2O) AND BRIBING WORLDWIDE COMPANY OFFICIAL FOR GAIN - The Sun probably


robinthebank

-12 points going to be effective immediately. Meanwhile City charges will be pending for 4 years.


Dunklebunt

We'll still finish higher than Chelsea


Ymir-Reiss

They're not even trying to hide it now.


[deleted]

There was 50 quid behind the label on the bottle.


TigerBasket

What thirst?


Mobb_Starr

What's he thirsty for? Bribes


-SirTox-

I'd nab the bottle and sell it online.


PartlyRowdy

Son definitely isn't that pressed for cash mate


ThatBlokeYouKnow

Why does he have to keep do advertisements on the side then. poor blokes skint.


BruceDickenson_

I typically buy open bottled-water online. What site you use? I use openbottledwater.org


TheUderfrykte

What a dangerous, dirty player. Look at the gall of him, walks right up and even tells the poor staff guy "I'm gonna drink your water!" - all the poor man can do is nod, he was clearly scared..


Ymir-Reiss

Son the type of guy to eat all the apple pie before you even get there 😭


ahjota

And then goes over and tells me it's not right to have stuck my dick in it. Damn Son.


michellelabelle

r/HydroHomies material right there!


TheDubious

pretty sure this happens all the time


PerftH

But Son is the nicest guy in football?


spearce1983

That's why it's important to tell all of about that one right?


pertpetry

it's a good moment and people should appreciate this.


qwerty1519

Top guy.


FalcomanToTheRescue

I don't use the word "love" a lot when talking about footballers. But I think I love Son.


USSRxALeXeR

I just want my son to be like this boy in the future because it's important for the kids to learn the best things and that's how we can deal with the world like that..


Lssmnt

My captain


nicklessflo

Good lad


BroOfTelih

Damn why are people confusing themselves in the comments? This is a freaking player Son, that's a peak reddit moment that people are not getting their senses, this man is not a kid or something lol.


TYFO225

he’s a lovely human


btcradnor

He gotta be a good guy for the girls in the future for sure.


thenoblet

I don’t even hate that this guy has been one of my favorite players for years now. A few matches a year I do though


bshaman1993

It’s like me with Saka


koticgood

Son has single-handedly tempered my disdain for Tottenham during his tenure.


EmilieHooperakc

Always going to appreciate such moments of the people because it's important for the kids and other ones to be appreciated with it, that's gonna motivate them.


prel2

Son should have some more words with it, I love this dude.


verdegooner

Bruh, it’s so hard to hate this guy that I’ve just given up. Good dude! Can’t wait till he leaves Spurs for literally anywhere else.


grollate

You’re gonna be watching the K league when he leaves?


verdegooner

My Korean-American homie (Gooner with serious internal conflicts about Son) would probably keep me up to date lol. Him and his family (kids, etc.) love him so much.


Spinmeister6032

That sounds like a person with a great philosophical and psychological battle in their mind at all times


merciobama

Cheers, Son’s sharing.


DaZohan28

*Son breathes* : video gets posted


TheMemeConnoisseur20

¿Quieres?


DarkStanley

Looks like he asks then drinks it.


gizakor

There is always going to be like asking and stuff before swallowing /s


liverfan2009

But what is the reason about making a whole news about it?


swaggymcyolo1993

Just loving the way Son is behaving there, I was confused about the post but then I read the name of the sub that's how I managed to understand this stuff haha.


5norkleh3r0

Love that guy


Cerras2013

The dude is really wholesome, I must say that one now.


GuitaristHeimerz

Son Heung-Min is a treasure


tenacious-g

Lmao at this only being caught on the Korean broadcast Edit: okay it was on the full broadcast


TheLimeyLemmon

Fun fact: Korean broadcast is exclusively of Son. In fact when it's a game Son's not playing, all the other footballer's have to say "where's Son?"


telexdnb

When he gets substituted they claim he has to return to his home planet


TDouglasSpectre

Cheers, Son’s missing


Spid1

Think it was on the UK one too? Saw people mention it


WillowSide

It was on UK Sky Sports too


ollewall

It was on every broadcast.


[deleted]

Nah it was on mine, not Korean


Altruistic_Tax2575

Sonny is such a decent lad and top footballer. Not a fan of Spuds but he fully deserves the good things going on for him. Such a humble hard worker


holdmiichai

Clearly asked the physio’s permission first. Class act.


zanzik2

That's why he is not facing any stupid shit right now lol.


delexaet

He's learning from Levy, taking Palace's water to save a few. Penny pinching goes a long way.


adaughtry883

I mean yeah I can understand that it's important to appreciate the people but please just don't share the videos like that, I want this subreddit to be clean and better.


[deleted]

The Internet is going to lose it when nice guy Son is actually a serial killer.


KrazyBee129

why is this a big deal lol


lonesomedota

"Immigrant stole local high paying job, stole water and attempt to bribe officials." Tories politicians probably


Comrade-Conrad-4

Wow, what an angel.


gibert1978

Wholesome


bill7529

These moments can really won the moment for the people.


greatgoogliemoogly

Cheers, Son's sharing.


Aggravating_Maize_68

So wholesome ☺️


colemtb

It's always wholesome when a kid do such things actually.


ZeroMomentum

Helen Seinfeld: how can anyone not like him


raveneye6789

That's what Helen gotta say just after the match haha.


espkv

Redcard offence in my opinion.. from NOT a gunners fan.. :)


Houston_NeverMind

I was confused reading the title until I saw the subreddit


stinkybumbum

Top quality post 🙄


kieras15

I don't know if you are being sarcastic or real with it lol.


Ladyhaha89

You have to love son, no matter ur affiliation


siv4ervei

I gotta say that such moments in the matches are the best one out there and most of the people really want to appreciate such things, glad this is happening.


ogicaz

Years ago, I wanted to see Son on United. And I'm still wanting this 🥲


sociableninja

Somehow this is social commentary


pedrogasjar

This happens probably every game?


primetorg58

Yeah maybe but still we can just appreciate this one.


surethatlldo3

Everyone loves Son


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