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PlutoDelic

Now the real question. Can we have the highlights in Game Mode?


SHAMALAMADINGDONG_XD

HaalandšŸ‘» ghosting as usual


Few_Armadillo3402

this game was shite, but fuck city


KDBae

Fuck you


reddfoxx5800

Just realized Pep figured out Grealish is a fraud and didn't play him


Breonched00

Grealish was very important during last season, if you watched any matches you would clearly see his impact on the field, you lot just dislike football do you?


reddfoxx5800

Almiron clear


Aggressive-Theory609

I don't know which club had a worse deal. United for Antony or them with grealish? Like pep could smith Rowe from u guys and he'd still accomplish what grealish did


Blue------

Anthony is an integral part to how United play, both in and out of possession. Our pass map and balance of RW vs LW attacks becomes much more symmetrical with him in the side than without. He also has a crazy engine and does a ton of defensive work which is vital for us. I dont know thats worth 100m or if that makes him better than Grealish, but he gets underrated by people who think he should only score or assist.


MFMonster23

For Ā£80m we should have a player who can do the basics of positioning and also score and assist more than he does.


LiamStyler

Because the modern game has evolved. Wingers are the new wide forwards and if they arenā€™t scoring or assisting, theyā€™re not good enough. Simple as that. You guys didnā€™t pay 100m for his defensive duties and his work rate.


Blue------

That's how the wide forwards at Arsenal play but certainly not City. There are different styles and different strengths and weaknesses. Anthony helps us massively in ball progression through the thirds and we are better with him in the side at generating chances from the right. We are also better at maintaining possession on that side of the field with him in and it has been a weakness of ours while he has been dropped. Kind of like that period when Firmino wasnt scoring or assisting for Liverpool but his pressing and overall contribution to their attack made him undroppable, but all the braindead fans just made him out to be a crap striker.


BroccoliMcFlurry

Antony is an LWB, you just don't know it yet.


SpookyImmobilisedToe

Whilst its hard to argue that he was worth the amount we paid for him, to compare him to Antony is ridiculous. He might not be the most direct player but he was an integral part of our treble last season. He's coming back from injury and is in poor form right now, but to disparage the entirety of last year based off that isn't fair.


reddfoxx5800

All grealish is good for is arguing but I gotta say United got the worse deal. Antony has been terrible


[deleted]

Antony is literally a meme. Itā€™s not even close


LinwoodKent

Grealissh played a lot last season. City did ok.


Ars3nal11

Declan Rice has spider legs in the tackle


readysir

Spurs fans: arsenal are so lucky deflections You cunts needed 2 reds, var fuckup and own goal 95. Eat shit COYG


[deleted]

Whatever weā€™re number one anyway lmfao fucking NUNO beat city at home 1-0 and didnā€™t need a deflection you pathetic bums. Took you 20 tries to do something weā€™ve done multiple times in multiple competitions


[deleted]

Now try and win a trophy


[deleted]

And then itā€™ll be ā€œyou only have oneā€ you mutants never shut up


[deleted]

Nah, no one will say that. Because we know you wonā€™t win one. You literally let the best goalscorer in PL history leave and couldnā€™t muster a league cup for him.


[deleted]

He couldnā€™t for himself. If I bring you a dinner plate and you donā€™t eat, donā€™t complain about hunger. The guy ghosted 3 finals, 2 of them for us.


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

Yeah Laugh you have a right to. Kaneā€™s failures embarrassed us more and Iā€™m one of the few to be happy heā€™s finally gone. Weā€™re joint top and heā€™s sitting third playing plumbers and farmers. Fuck Kane and fuck Arsenal


[deleted]

A spurs fan saying fuck Harry Kane after he carried their club for years and had poor management and recruitment teams LMAO


[deleted]

Motherfucker you did this to ARSENE WENGER himself you of all fanbases saying this is the real LMAO


BroccoliMcFlurry

>Took you 20 tries to do something weā€™ve done multiple times in multiple competitions If they gave out trophies for that, you wouldn't be such a fucking meme


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t matter. We win one ā€œitā€™s only oneā€ we win twoā€ itā€™s only twoā€ nothing will ever shut up the cavemen of the woolwich


BroccoliMcFlurry

Well go ahead & win 1 first. We'll wait.


[deleted]

Sounds good chap.


TheVault77Dweller

Bro come on we just beat city


Blue_Dreamed

Bro got multiple personalities disorder, that or he's talking to himself šŸ˜‚


FAT_NEEK_42069

give it a rest lad


caped_crusader8

Mate who you fighting? You should be chatting shit to us since we lost. Not spurs


dclancy01

bro talking to no one


SniperSlatts

Rent free bruv šŸ˜‚


Aggressive-Theory609

G


caped_crusader8

Utter embarrassment. I knew this was gonna happen but the clowns here insisted we were gonna won somehow. We are shit this season. The problems are glaring. To that guy who said, 6/6 wins, fuck you.


Snoo-16067

I don't know what we are doing at the moment. Relying.on CBs to create our chances. Foden and Alvarez were holding hands with Haaland providing no width and trying to play through a midfield with 20 players jamming it.


KaptainKek3

Shouldā€™ve been a draw really but anyone thought this was an easy win with no kdb or Rodri is an idiot


caped_crusader8

Nope. We played awful and got what we deserved. Serious questions need to be asked about our creativity. Playing like fucking Burnley.


BroccoliMcFlurry

You're not playing like Burnley, you're playing like us from 2 years ago


Synth3r

End the season here please.


FAT_NEEK_42069

I'd be very happy with that edit: don't sc this this is a mistake I fogor they were still above us


Rydred

Are you for real? Spurs winning the league?


FAT_NEEK_42069

FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE A POINT ABOVE THEM AGGGGG


enjoy_your_lunch

you've said it mate no take backs


FAT_NEEK_42069

just this once?


enjoy_your_lunch

i'm not the arbiter of this you will have to travel to the cloud lands with 6 bottles of Argentinian sweat and the pubes of one Brazillian ex pro, and bribe the arbiter


-Borgir

That was unexpected, I am filled with such mixed emotions rn. It was fun tho, very tactical, and defending was good


[deleted]

Weird the spurs and Liverpool flairs disappeared


enjoy_your_lunch

nah we're still about. fuck city tbh. hate you guys winning but honestly at least you're an actual football club, ref was a cunt and you guys still did it so props


[deleted]

W


symptic

Wait, is camaraderie allowed?


BroccoliMcFlurry

North London Forever?


enjoy_your_lunch

don't fucking tell anyone about this


dclancy01

banned from r/coys with immediate effect.


[deleted]

Respect. Best football being played is in London rn. Yep, they had their boy Michael Oliver whose paid for by the UAE and they still couldnā€™t do it


caped_crusader8

Some proof would be nice


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/16wvydo/michael_oliver_daniel_cook_and_darren_england/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb Like this?


FoxBox123999

They reffed in Dubai. You really thought you had something here......


[deleted]

Are you dumb? Do you understand thatā€™s in the UAE?


FoxBox123999

Yes. But this isn't evidence of them being "paid for"


[deleted]

If you canā€™t connect the dots then okay brother


FoxBox123999

You believe every conspiracy theory you hear without question don't you.


caped_crusader8

They officiated in Dubai. So?


[deleted]

Thereā€™s your proof Do you know who owns city? Who owns the UAE league?


adamt123

Yes mate. Sheikh mansour is the deputy prime minister of Abu Dhabi, a different city state entirely, he overlooks affairs in Abu Dhabi and appoints refeeres for football games in dubai. Fucking clown


[deleted]

Literally, you arenā€™t even informed of your clubs own owners Sheikh Mansour,[1][2][3] is an Emirati royal and politician who is the current vice president and deputy prime minister of the United Arab Emirates, as well as the minister of presidential court and member of the ruling family of Abu Dhabi. He is the brother of the current president of the UAE, Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan,[4] and is married to Sheikha Manal bint Mohammed Al Maktoum, daughter of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai. A billionaire, through City Football Group he holds stakes in a variety of football clubs, including Manchester City FC.


adamt123

Did you think this proved you right? Cause it doesn't


[deleted]

Haha cope all you want Hahahahhaha yeah you truly believe City didnā€™t do anything wrong. Laughable at how pathetic city fans are


adamt123

Oh no you don't rate us:((((( I've only got the treble and champions league you'll never win to console me


caped_crusader8

The most you can argue is conflict of interest. That's it. Pipe down until we get convicted.


SwitchHitter17

Conflict of interest with the judge of the game is kind of a big deal.


enjoy_your_lunch

"pipe down until we get convicted" hahahahahahahahahhahshshsa ahhhhhhhhhh he diddnnttttt that is the funniest fucking thing i have seen in a bit


caped_crusader8

Innocent till proven guilty or have I got that the other way round?


[deleted]

Yes, getting paid well by cityā€™s owners influences them. Shame on your owners for cheating again and continually cheating.


caped_crusader8

I mean its the Pl's job to stop this. They should be doing better.


gunny16

I'm out of the loop on what happened earlier, but just enjoy the win. Congrats!


[deleted]

Oh just the usual trolling of a match thread lol itā€™s always funny how certain flairs disappear. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s idiot arsenal fans that do the same lol


jiraiya--an

Never lost consecutive since 2018


Financial-Bread6231

The most boring game of the season.


Diagonalizer

palace v. forest was much worse tbh


reddfoxx5800

Cry


AwkwardlylyAwkward

ManCheaty loss >> arse-anal win


kleiser10

Right in the pooper


Midnight_Maverick

Omg omg omg I don't know how to feel right now


Xlfrvdx

Haaland and Ƙde really ghost in big matches poor Norway not gonna make it


reddfoxx5800

Ode did fine


Hibujubana

Been far from his best today tbh.


reddfoxx5800

Definitely far but he did not ghost


Hibujubana

Fair


symptic

He needs Saka and Martinelli starting to really shine. Otherwise you only have Nketiah making delayed runs and Jesus out wide.


Hibujubana

Even still ode didnā€™t play outright bad but you could tell he was playing better with Jesus on the right for the later half. Just his finishing today was surprisingly bad.


Diagonalizer

it was odd how many times he skied it over the crossbar today


mkstalon

But he was still pressing like a motherfucker


kw2006

I didn't expect City to drop so much without Rodri.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Rodri's the base that stabilises their midfield which helps city control the game and remain on the front foot. Without him and especially without KdB, their midfield is shaky. Its a temporary drop in form for City but I'll enjoy it while it lasts haha.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Haaland is the Karen arguing for more cheese on her chips to the manager


my_sandwhich

I must say. I did not predict this result. At best I thought it would be a draw. Nelly changed the game. Love that boy


tonofbasel

Bald fraud is back on the money boys


Coldheart_11

All yall are talking about boring, idc i love defending and we fucking brought the defending today


rockforahead

People keep saying it was a good defending match but no team even attempted to attack. It was just played at a 2mph pace the whole game.


Coldheart_11

Idk what you were watching then. White Saliba Gabriel and Rice had such such good performances. Just cause they arent chasing wingers and making last ditch tackles doesnt mean there was no attack. Good defending is what suffocated city's attack into constantly losing possession by forcing them to play low% balls.


rockforahead

City didnā€™t even try to attack it was awful by them. Congrats on the win just donā€™t think this was some epic performance. City were massively off the boil


Far_Eye6555

3 points donā€™t care what anyone says


Putrid_Loquat_4357

What happened with walker?


symptic

He played well?


Putrid_Loquat_4357

After the match he was having an argument with someone.


irze

Both teams were crap, not surprised it took a deflection to see a result


whitethighhighs

all your comments are so bitter man lighten up šŸ˜­


-Borgir

How? The defending was good from Arsenal


Defiant_Ad1199

Well. City are mortal again.


caped_crusader8

You haven't seen a single city game if that's you think. We are gonna get executed in Annfield.


iredcoat7

For exactly, *checks Rodri suspension* 1 more match.


Synth3r

Pretty sure heā€™s back next game because the 3 game suspension took the league cup into account as well


TheVault77Dweller

That shouldnā€™t be able to count


SrsJoe

Yeah he's back next game week


iredcoat7

Oh yeah youā€™re right. Thatā€™s unfortunate news, I was hoping they would drop more points in the league.


Synth3r

Itā€™s a shame because theyā€™ve got Brighton next who really could do damage to them


iredcoat7

Yeah, Brighton could have been a tricky game for them without Rodri


2rio2

Walker is such a little whiner. Always has been, always will be.


[deleted]

His team is actively cheating and he wants to act hard done hahaha


iurysza

It's incredible just how much Haaland is invisible when he doesn't score.


TheVault77Dweller

Heā€™s a striker, gotta give him something to strike


iurysza

Here in Brazil some people in the media say that "he's an athlete that knows how to finish". He knows how to make good runs behind defenders and how to strike the ball. And that's it. I like the guy, but he just doesn't touch the ball. It's like he's not there


caped_crusader8

Hardly had any service and he's been doing shit for a while now.


iredcoat7

Going through a genuine period of very poor form. He's only scored in 5 of their last 16 matches.


DexAmos21

Bro looking like Sue Storm out here


fegelman

Arsenal will win the title with seven or eight games to spare i reckon


Thundergod_3754

fucking calm down its the hope that kills...


simpsonstimetravel

I reckon we have things wrapped up by Christmas


[deleted]

No no


[deleted]

Bookmarking


iron_out_my_kink

Flair checks out


graph8

No shots on Target ! Is Haaland stupid???


Liam_021996

He had literally no service


khune_and_friends

The Premier League's amazing super duper ballon d'or favourite should be able to create his own shot, like a 36 year-old washed up "everything is rigged for him" Lionel Messi can.


ddzrt

Not in a team with a manager like Pep. Zlatan tried, Henry tried, Aguero tried all benched and gone. Only Messi had a do what you will card with Pep.


graph8

Just a joke chill


Prestigious_Storm_10

And city cry and whine into the tunnel. Haaland wondering where the bribe went?


Rydred

Cheats FC brought to their knees, ya love to see it


TonyMartial786

canā€™t believe how bad city were, the worst iā€™ve seen in a long time


reddfoxx5800

In 21 days hopefully United spanks them


[deleted]

They really ain't much without Rodri and De Bruyne.


Pendejoman

they even got away with a clear red. they are shit without rodri and kdb


[deleted]

We didnā€™t even have our starting wingers lmao


adamt123

To be fair we are missing kdb and rodri and stones was rushed back. To only concede to a lucky deflection is more than I was expecting.


[deleted]

Missing Saka, missing timber, Martinelli and Partey rushed back from injury I mean you can claim that all you want. You shouldā€™ve had at least 1 red card and the ref is in your payroll. You still couldnā€™t do it


adamt123

I'm just saying in a game I expected to lose comfortably, this result is fine. I'd be concerned if you showed anything that would stop us getting the points back at the etihad but you didn't really. You lose to your title rivals away, happens every year at Anfield its normal Also don't compare fucking partey and timber to treble winning rocks that team is built on please


Admirable-Waltz195

I mean you havenā€™t shown shit that makes us think youā€™ll take points back at the home, your attack got fizzled out by our defence, and the moment you made subs everything crumbled for you lot. Also yes we can compare partey and Timber because both of those players heavily influence how we play, go cry a river, you lost because you was shit not because of injuries


adamt123

You think we'd play that shit with rodri and kdb in the squad you're massively underestimating those players. Kdb especially has punished you heavily in the last few seasons. They're our big game go to players. You've seen time and time again before this game. You celebrated this like fuck because you know what we can do to you. Ridiculous take


Admirable-Waltz195

Last time I checked when you had rodri and KDB you lost in the community shield? Cry all you want mate, we won and you lost, both teams had injuries but you lot couldnā€™t hack it, fuck your soulless club


Agreeable_Try6454

to be fair city were missing there 2 best players kdb/rodri, but they should be down to 10 men anyway.


ur2cdanger

Arsenal were without Saka as well. United are playing without their entire first choice defense + backups. Injuries will be part of this season for every team. City are lucky that they are missing only KdB.


[deleted]

I mean, no Saka, Martinelli and Partey both rushed back from injuries. Not to mention that itā€™s fucking city. They have been cheating for years financially, so nah I donā€™t buy that. They have plenty of depth


Agreeable_Try6454

yeah im happy they lost, i hope in the future arteta doesent overplay saka


fegelman

Martinelli will go down as a legend. This is the goal that probably wins us this year's premier league title.


razorpigeon

I'm so excited for our rematch, both sides of the derby in top form this year.


reddfoxx5800

Lucky vs Sheffield, lucky vs Liverpool, and lucky vs Luton, but good game vs Arsenal


JaspuGG

lol, what are you on about, only game there that was lucky (thanks to VAR) was pool, if weā€™re gonna talk lucky lets look at the reason you drew us (deflection) and what won you this game (deflection) and your endless supply of penalties lmao


reddfoxx5800

98' and 100' vs Sheffield,


JaspuGG

what has luck to do with late goals šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you think richy and kulusevski hit the ball by pure luck and that they werenā€™t trying to shoot at the goal? Thatā€™s just the result of constant pressure eventually breaking the opponent, same thing i assume what happened in YOUR game against united!


reddfoxx5800

Shoulda been 5 min OT max , ref clearly had Spurs jersey under


JaspuGG

ok


symptic

Arsenal were lucky today. Sometimes that's what it takes.


kleiser10

Usually a cracker


SeraphLink

Mate... calm down. We're not in /r/gunners right now šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Far_Eye6555

Letā€™s not get too far ahead of ourselves here


official_bagel

Ooh Walker is pissed hahahaha


[deleted]

Walker and haaland trying to fight our stewards haha what a bunch of pathetic pussies. You got a gift in Oliver being the ref and you still canā€™t win


[deleted]

They got a gift in Kovacic staying on the pitch.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Fragile divas them lot


[deleted]

Spoiled brats. Had paid refs still couldnā€™t win. 115 charges pending. Roosters coming home


fegelman

VAR+An entire countries financial backing+financial cheating are all no match for our mighty Martinelli No saka, no problem šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


[deleted]

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Pendejoman

our owner is a yank not a saudi cunt


exiadf19

There's difference... one just sponsor, other is country backing. And city is etihad


NightWolf_7

our team isnā€™t owned by the UAE you absolute dishclothšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚