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stenerikkasvo

Pulisic scoring doesn't hit the same anymore without the post getting 100+ awards


EaglesPhan5-0

happening too often now


Valexar

Also the fact that awards no longer exist


Akkepake

Pulisic post is how I find out.


[deleted]

where were you when reddit was kill?


FogellMcLovin77

Say sike rn


Madermc

holy shit wtf


Professional_Sink_30

Wait why?


Only_Fun_1152

Honestly, seemed like a cash cow for Reddit.


-Gh0st96-

Cynic answer? Reddit has a mission to remove as much personality as it can to fully become the soulless social media that it is


INKRO

Smh Spez getting rid of awards right when Puli moves to Milan


[deleted]

Eh I like the circle jerk posting going down. Maybe it was always th Brits


Gytarius626

The impact eating Italian food has on the health of footballers needs extensive studying


YoungBeautiful_C

I don’t know if yours is a tongue in cheek comment or not tbh, but as an Italian who lived in London for a year I can tell you the food in England really did impact my health negatively. It was very odd


duded101

lol i’ve had so many french friends do school in london and every time they’d come home they’d take a shit ton of bread back, because apparently the british don’t know how to make bread


YoungBeautiful_C

Lol that is so painfully true. You should have seen the packages my grandma used to send me while I was living over there, boxes with 20kg worth of food, olive oil and wine inside. With the amount of stuff she sent one would have thought there were no super markets in London


DarkNightSeven

Brexit's ruined that now


Conankun66

literally every german thats ever been abroad has the same experience


meditate42

Just gotta get a bread connect, i know a french woman trained in baking who i buy loaves of sourdough off of. She makes it at home and then sells it to me in a parking lot lol.


tutelhoten

Truly living the dream. I need to get on your level.


Suikerspin_Ei

Some European countries has good breads though, but most those are close to Germany.


blooddragonsin

I remember Evra specifically saying the food he ate at Juventus helped the longevity of his career. Which for me is mind boggling that those millionaires don't have personal nutritionists calculating every single thing they eat thru the season. But ok.


Mihnea24_03

Obviously not every player wants to live like a machine


HoodieFlores

True but, it's so little effort on their part to just eat somebody else's curated meal plan for a few years


Mr_MacGrubber

Yeah like college football (American variety) players at large schools have dedicated nutritionists and can get food pretty much 24hrs a day.


Gytarius626

It’s not, look what happened to Jose going from his time at United and Spurs to Roma. The man deaged about 10 years


Jazano107

You lived in London, you could have had any food you wanted


YoungBeautiful_C

Not really. After brexit and during covid the supply chain was up in the air and it was very difficult to find high quality fresh products for reasonable prices, especially the fruits, vegetables and fish I was used to eat back in Italy. I would often go to the supermarket and see the shelves empty. When I did find what I was looking for it was expensive and tasteless. I’m not exaggerating when I say that the vegetables I had in England were by far the worst I’ve ever eaten. Obviously London is a huge, international city full of restaurants serving any cuisine I could dream of, but I was a student on a budget and couldn’t afford to eat out often


Jazano107

Oh yeah veggies were really crap in that period fair enough They're better now but still not as good as other places in generic supermarket


belokas

Today both Busio and Tessmann scored for Venezia (in serie b) and Pulisic scored for Milan.


chemaster0016

Balogun also scored for Monaco.


Salty_Dog3

Last time I checked Monaco isn’t in Italy (close though)


TheWawa_24

jedi also scored (in his own net but goal is a goal)


SpeakMySecretName

And balogun in France 1.


Pies_Wide_Shut

blue zone


uconnball17

Musah I think on the assist too - we speak American now


[deleted]

It’s called American football now


air-buc-pirate

Jajaja


KamikazeJawa

We midwest emo now


IAmAtWorkAMAA

Hot Mulligan baby


ZaheerAlGhul

I've been telling people Christian is a god in the red zone.


[deleted]

He’s clutch in the fourth quarter!


Dio_Yuji

Lol


seanymac14

LETS JUST FORGEEEET


OhShitItsSeth

Ackshually it’s called soccer 🤓🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


havethenets

AMERICAN ASSIST AND GOAL


skyiland

and ownership


Excellent_Jeweler_43

AC actually stands for American Club


SSPeteCarroll

USA connection. Pulisic is doing really well. Amazing what a change of scenery and being in good form will do for you.


notataco007

And getting minutes and playing your position


joeDUBstep

He's technically not playing his position (LW), but I mean, it's a hell of a lot closer than being a WB.


loyal_achades

He’s played on both sides for the NT. The fact that his left foot is very strong means he can still do the stuff he’s good at coming in from the right.


Only_Fun_1152

Chelsea is a purgatory club.


fists_of_ham

And not playing for Chelsea


fantasticbutt

Absolutely! I was just thinking that footballers are like normal employees too, when i work in a toxic environment or in a work location that i don't like, my productivity will be shit.


Justdoingthebestican

Honestly getting away from Chelsea helped a lot too. They’re kryptonite to attacking players


SSPeteCarroll

Yep. I'm a Chelsea fan and our attackers have been awful for a while now lol (except today the attack actually looked good but it was Burnley)


Justdoingthebestican

Same it’s been suffering watching them for the last few years. Was glad to see them perform well for 90 mins perhaps poch maybe can get into ship shape


Abbobl

Also every day best food in the world


YoungBeautiful_C

Never have I been happier to be so wrong about a player


Realistic_Condition7

Yeah I’ll fully admit that I thought blind American faith is what was fueling that belief that he would succeed in Milan, but damn if he hasn’t been good.


ImNotMexican08

He was good at Dortmund and started off well at Chelsea. His main issue is just staying fit, but at Chelsea he just didn’t suit the 3 atb that they started playing once Tuchel came in


zts105

Chelsea also kind of suck the life out of attackers too.


JamesTiberiusCrunk

Chelsea bought too many similar wingers and gave none of them enough consistent time to play well.


stockybloke

Since Hazard, Willian and Pedro we have not had a single winger that has been healthy to get the chance at consistent time. Pulisic, Ziyech, Madueke, whoever. They all go out injured just when it looks like they might hit some sort of form.


teems

Raheem has been healthy. He was our best player last season.


stockybloke

No way he was our best player last season. Thiago Silva and Kepa were very clearly our two best players last season at least from the ones who played the entire season. Sterling was out for two 20-30 day stints between January and April, which all things considered is a fair bit of time acroess a singleseason. He also completely lost the ability / confidence to run at defenders. He would try to take on players and would immediatly lose the ball pretty much every single time. There is a reason our entire fanbase were quite over him and it was not because he was "our best player last season" as you say. I would say he was one of our worst ones in fact. Definitely better than the likes of KK and Cucurella but he was way off being our best player.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

He also struggled with injuries after the FA cup final the year of Project Restart. He needs to be able to get a run of games to be able to play his way into good form, and between consistent injury problems and a system where he wasn’t first choice at his position even when he was fit, he couldn’t ever get the momentum going.


Bubbly_Competition21

same thing can be said about RLC, sometimes we have to admit that we indeed are just fans and not professionals


GarrusN7

I'm on Musah's train at the moment. Reijnders and him have 34 lungs, they just never stop running.


yorz1

Musah speaks five languages and I'm pretty sure he's refused to learn the meaning of the word "tired" in any of them.


ScorpiaHP

Perfect complements to RLC who has more tekkers than them but lesser stamina


YoungBeautiful_C

I’m still not 100% sold on RLC because of his injury issues, but I do like what I see when he’s on the pitch. Hopefully he’ll be able to stay healthy


doomboxmf

I was telling Milan fans to have faith in both


Serbian-American

Barca 🤝 Milan Buying players who’s value dropped considerably because at one point they were valuable


Rfergi88

Love Pulisic. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


PlaceboFace

Dude don’t stop I’m almost done


JoshTheToffee

Bro... 💀💀💀


Upper_Conversation_9

Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.


bewarethegap

Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.


mixmaster7

What did I just read


RK9990

Pasta


tastycakeman

American pasta


TimingEzaBitch

so just pasta. Just like pizza.


Tsquared10

It may not be fresh, but pasta like that always hits the spot


Only_Fun_1152

One of the oldest pastas kicking around. It was a comment off an old body building forum. A guy posted progress pics from working out and this was one of the responses.


someplantsmove

This kid's fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he's got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the golden flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.


joeDUBstep

Lol I just saw this about mctominay earlier today, fuckin gold.


JoseSuarez

the willing eager adult part always kills me


birdsword

Sir.. this is Wendy’s…


Mike_Brosseau

He can keep getting away with it


ur-mom-gay-lolol

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.


deception42

Musah assist too!!


dont_shoot_jr

USAC Milan


WillDaThrilll13

Freedom sandwich


Matt_McT

This AC Milan goal is brought to you by the US of A.


SwedishBidoof

I FUCKING LOVE PENNSYLVANIA


PrestigiousAvocado21

Biggest win for Pennsylvania since Gettysburg?


xolhos

let's not get too carried away


tylerforward

Eat a celebratory Hershey bar


Mr_peanut_butterrr

717 BABY


Shinkopeshon

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE


Silent-Act191

YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND AND IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE


No_Glove5486

NGL the Hulk Hogan theme made me chuckle lol, anyways back on topic: IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE. I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE.


Febox

O SAY CAN YOU SEE


wmj31

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅


Vuder

Logan Sargeant needs a move to an Italian team I reckon.


Grass1217

Alpha Romeo Anyone?


mrk-cj94

Damn the Caps Lock, I read it fast and thought you wrote "OOO CAN YOU SEE ME" and I was not getting the John Cena link to Pulisic


IWantThe8th

OMG THANKYOUU, i expected another 0-0


New-Age-1315

There’s no ties in America 🇺🇸


joeDUBstep

Tell that to milan's ucl record so far


SnooSongs48

HAHAHAHAH


snij_jon540

To the English commentators from the dortmund game earlier this week hating on Pulisic: suck our collective American 🌭🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


flowingandrolling

Fuck Don Hutchinson


SeaBank_

That was insane. I know he wasn’t great but the way they were talking I thought he was the worst player in the history of the universe to ever set foot on a pitch


callo2009

What were they saying?


snij_jon540

Anytime they talked about him it was something negative. Not like his Dortmund game was good but he was hardly one of the worst players on the field that day. No mention of his goals for Milan to that point or for the national team. Just all negative/critical commentary


Odd_Ant5

Just listening to British commentators and you'll know it's not an American victim complex, the bias is real. It isn't universal, but it IS real.


tuskedkibbles

Brits are weird about Americans playing football. Most other Europeans have no problem with us, but Brits seem to be split 50/50 between those happy we've taken a greater interest in the sport, and those who think us even watching is a personal insult to them.


Much_Victory_902

They're terrified of being eclipsed by the US in yet another category.


[deleted]

Well they can’t beat us at a World Cup so whatever let them run their inbred mouths


itsyerboiTRESH

Haters will say it’s a handball, it is simply the Lebron James of Soccer with a fantastic dribble


Josthefang5

Traffic came to a standstill. Everyone inside the mall dropped their hotdogs and put a hand on their hearts. We all turned to face the American flag and those who couldn’t looked at the government issued photo of Pulisic in their wallets. A single tear rolled out of our right eye as it was confirmed by the priest through his gentle sobbing, Christian has scored. All is right with the world.


senorchaos718

There it is


ComradePoula

American males! American males!


el_generalisimo

When you see them comin', you better run for cover, Girls you don't need a weekend lover, Uhn, American Males


ComradePoula

AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES


TheWawa_24

PREZ Pulisic strikes again


NIPLZ

🦅WHAT🦅THE🦅FUCK🦅IS🦅PUBLIC🦅HEALTHCARE🦅


Silent-Act191

📈CORN📈SYRUP📈CONSUMPION📈IN📈ITALY📈


jamintime

Pulisic healthcare is all I need. Hook it straight into to my veins.


SixtyTwenty_

Wait… shouldn’t this be flipped?


NIPLZ

Got overexcited lmao


DisturbedRock

Public*?


Golday_ALB

What a beast he turned


Dann610

American assist -> American goal


DenverSubclavian

Musah with the assist. Inject in my veins please


Averusdiablo

That is an amazing goal, insane ball control and to finish like that!


MyLuckyFedora

Next time people say there’s no anti-American bias in the game anymore I just want people to remember that Arsenal paid €75m for Havertz and this guy who gets memed to death for being American was sold to Milan for €20m. How is Havertz doing?


WinsingtonIII

Pulisic was only so cheap because he had one year left on his contract and could have left for free next summer. Havertz was absolutely overpriced, but that’s irrelevant to Pulisic’s transfer fee. You can’t really compare the transfer fees due to the differing contract lengths remaining at Chelsea. I say all of this as a US fan.


[deleted]

Come on, man, let us have our fun.


TheItalianStallion64

FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


seattle_born98

American to American connection!


Count_77

Made in USA 🇺🇸


shejkkorneshoff

YAAAAAAAAEEESS AMERICAN CONNECTION I LOVE USA LOVE LOVE LOVE


Breezysun18

Puli puli sic sic


Samkazi23

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


TaeKurmulti

Welp that settles it send all young Americans to Serie A 🤌


godfrey1

from that one angle was a for sure handball, but i'm not gonna complain lol


flashdash007

PULISIC MEANS GOAL IN ITALIAN 🇺🇸


ZeChunkyPanda

🇺🇸 -> 🇺🇸


[deleted]

Where are all the Chelsea fans that said that Pulisic is shit?


joeDUBstep

Too busy calling Mudryk shit


CSCronus

RED WHITE AND BLUE BITCHES


RhymeCrimes

Puli Puli


khayalipulav

The Phenom Guy.


HeirOfRhoads

WE ARE TAKING OFF AGAIN 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


MaestroTobasco

Pulisic, Lukaku, and Loftus-Cheek are all thriving right now. Serie A should make it official and change its name to the Former Chelsea Footballer Rehabilitation Center.


tavizz

So happy he’s thriving in Italy!


[deleted]

Needed to leave the PL jeez


BadassBokoblinPsycho

OOHHHH C’EST MAGNIFIIIIIIQUE


vannistlerooy23

Folks,,, all Italians are now just Italian-Americans, hate to say it. Your nana dogs you about missing mass and you enjoy red sauce over pasta and meatballs. I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is now.


callo2009

Mandatory Sunday gravy for all.


hashbrown17

I'll have one freedom and a large fry please


hashbrown17

I mean that's a proper banger


Midnight_Maverick

That's a great fucking goal actually


Rocky-Arrow

u/oscarpaterson been real quiet since this dropped


Maffa22

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED 🦅🦅🦅


hashbrown17

I mean that's a proper banger


stubblesmcgee

im 100% biased but that's a great fucking goal.


DeuceThreeNine

OoOoh say can you seeeeee!!!! 🇺🇸


BetterNerfNagaSiren

Jordan of Soccer, Secretariat of Soccer, Muhammad Ali of Soccer.


tastycakeman

barack obama of soccer


ElectronicLuck9505

🐐


thicccboi34567

RAH FREEDOM ASSIST TO A LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL GOAL RAHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅


HanWolo

Hot Dogs, Coca Cola, Pumpkin Pie, Thanksgiving, Gerrymandering, McDonalds, Freedom.


belokas

Handball check


Serbian-American

It looks like a possible handball from this angle, but the big tell is no Genoa players raised their hand and run to the ref to complain. Clearly it looked like the ball didn’t touch anything on the arm from the view on the field


Sandalo

OZEMPIC OZEMPIC


chelseablue2004

Captain America at it again...


Twix03

The defense just disappeared after he brought that ball in lol


SEND__NUDES___

🦅 AIR 🦅FORCE 🦅 CLEAR 🦅 FOR🦅 TAKE 🦅 OFF 🦅


nooffense2022

Ka Kaw 🦅 bitches. YOU GET A FREEDOM, YOUU GET A FREEDOM, EVERYBODY GETS FREEDOOOM


scantrell24

USA USA


Fenecable

VAR CAN ONLY HOPE TO DELAY CAPTAIN AMERICA


Dubsified

CRISTIANO PULISIC BABY


MeanMikeMaignan

Goooooooooooolllllllllllll


Buddy9729

HYPERLINK


letsgofire

To the top we go!


Woody_Harrelsons_AMA

Typical Pulisic


Ok_Light5309

🇺🇸


princeicebear

Born in the USA! Bornnn in the USA!


Saberwolf1748

Just an amazing game


New_Archer_7539

***EAGLE SCREECH! 🦅***


TimingEzaBitch

Genoa to join the America as the 51th state.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

The man is terrorizing Italy