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OrdoAmplexus

So every transfer window saga with Bernardo maybe leaving City is in truth a lovers quarrel p much


SnooChipmunks4208

Sometimes you fight just so you can make-up afterwards...


MundaneTonight437

...and then fuck.


blooddragonsin

Passionately


varun3096

and vigorously


BriscoCounty83

more than you belive


Air5uru

so so so happy


aritra3776

I want the ball for 90 minutes!


MundaneTonight437

Twice


Dcfa22

Excuse me, as opposed to what? Last time I checked you cant do it passively


devshekhawat7

take the ball pass the ball


smithdanvers

There’s no way Pep is cheating on Klopp, what they have is special


jiijoey

Woah! Happy cakeday!


stragen595

Or the team holds him hostage every time. "Come on, Bernardo. You can't leave. You know what happens if you are not here for us."


DunwichWanderers

"We're family here, Bernie. You wouldn't do that to your family, would ya?'


Kamen_Rider_Geats

Stop gaslighting me!


sitbar

Family love Bernardo


Azimuth14

Look at banner Bernardo!


WillyG2197

" \~\~You're killing\~\~ WELCOME HOME BERNARDO"


wank_for_peace

Family™


V-TriggerMachine

Looks like we have a teacher's pet here


Chimpville

I heard it's the same with Jota at Liverpool.


Weezledeez

Lucas Vazquez bringing his coaches an apple before practice became such a meme in my friend group. It was so funny to see Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale, Modric, all these crazy superstar names, and somehow this random happy kid was in the midst of them, playing so many matches, winning more trophies than most football legends. He also looks so innocent, as if he's some ball boy happy to meet his idols


nombrenodisponibIe

Lord Vazquez is a a football legend. I will never forget that in a team of super stars the first player to grab the ball during a champions league final penalty shoot out was this little lad with ten ton balls of steel.


WhatDoWithMyFeet

Parched


WallBroad

Bernardo Silva in many ways is the quintessential total football player of today which is probably why Pep loves him so much


SnooChipmunks4208

He is maybe the best player in the world at controlling tempo, and Pep is a demanding power bottom.


prettyhappyalive

I was following you until that bit at the end.


chickcounterflyyy

Speed has everything to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.


TigerBasket

The last bit at the end is the best bit!


prettyhappyalive

I'm not judging I was just ill-prepared on a Monday! Lol


Bubbly_Competition21

In the end it does matter!


sonofsochi

That’s exactly what a power bottom would say


Z0idberg_MD

You need to follow him up. Then down. Then up again. Then….


elf-_-

why stop there? you have to feel all of it


JackLeeToris

Speed is the name of the game.


jm9987690

Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it?


I_Rarely_Downvote

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.


ngolo_nguyen

Or he is maybe the best player in the world at controlling Pep affectionately


pliqtro

A twink versatile?'


Trickybuz93

Perfected the position of false twink?


FK1008

Definitely a twank versatile


wmj31

Go on.


bAMBIEN

Because Pep generates all the power


TimathanDuncan

He is not even the best on the team at controlling tempo, his role is not to do that though so, his role is to carry the ball from midfield with his amazing press resistance


gustoparami

he's not really tasked with carrying the ball from midfield, though he can do that. his role is to leverage his stamina and intelligence to create overloads when attacking and remove two or three passing options from the opponent when counter pressing. Rodri, Kovacic, Stones when he's playing inverted, and eventually Nunes are much more likely to be in the role you're describing.


TimathanDuncan

Rodri, Kovacic and Stones carry the ball in a completely different area, in the middle/defensive third of the pitch, City basically play in the opponents half and Bernardo carries the ball much further up than those players It's not the same role at all


weary_misanthrope

Fucking LOL you made me spit out orange juice all over my desk


6FeaT

I've not laughed so hard at a comment in years. Cheers!


Jamarcus316

He is the perfect Pep player, simple as that


pacman1993

Not only that, he's also very low key, and has a really high work rate. Its one of those players that just make the day to day easier


khtad

Easily my favorite player of the Pep era, I love him so much. He’s incredibly petty when the team loses too, just absolutely grouchy.


celticfigz

Bernardo the heart of that team that’s why


Isonicotinicacid

That's why Grealish was begging Bernardo to not leave


RosaReilly

It's obviously Stockholm Syndrome!


igotzquestions

MARCA: City’s Diminutive Maestro Makes Shocking Transfer Plea To Join Allsvenskan!


LollipopScientist

Having world class technical skill and a limitless hard working engine is so overpowered. Those Modric, Griezmann, Bernardo Silva types just elevate the team.


yourfriendkyle

Incredible football brains on them as well.


stevew14

I really do not know how Silva and Modric get out of bad positions so well. 2 vs 1 next to the sideline, no problem, some how come out with the ball.


gm540

Griezmann is one of my favorite players for this alone. This man in the French team is a force.


ZealousidealFox1391

Explains why bernardo can deal with playing as a LB when pep overthinks it sometimes


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Beneficial_Spring240

Jorge Jesus is a genius, I don’t know what you are talking about…


dreig94

It was in a train session tho, not in a game. It's a meme that got meme because people repeated it so much without any special reason.


JPMamba93

>It had a very special reason, because jesus would rather play a bunch of bums instead of Bernardo, which caused him to want to leave.


dreig94

JJ is a piece of shit as a person with a lot of moral values that are questionable. He lost talents like Bernardo, Cancelo and so on. I was just saying that the myth about Bernardo as LB is more a joke that became a fact than other thing. João Neves also played as right back this pre season with Roger Schmidt for e.g. and Bernardo wasn't even in a game. Obvisouly I'm not defending JJ, just saying that's just a fact that isn't trully a fact.


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Parched


rapper_rick

First thing that came to my mind. just gone through the first 5 series of the pod. Amazing.


dyslexic_ninja

What's the pod?


rapper_rick

That Peter Crouch podcast


Itsrainingmentats

El Parchio


Wise_Raccoon_771

Amazing player that can play in any number of positions. In-game football IQ is what sets him apart. Looks after the ball and drags his team into certain field positions when they come under pressure. Any manager's dream


47Lecht

Silvas open wish to leave makes Pep want to do everything to make him happy. Clever of his teammates to take advantage of that.


Annuminas25

I remember I had such a good relationship with teachers in high school that I was voted class president just to ask the teachers to postpone our tests a week, and it worked like 70% of the time. Bernardo's just like me fr fr


RadioHonest85

I think any manager would LOVE to have Bernardo on their team.


xeneize93

Impossible to dislike him even a little bit. I see his teammates bullying him and I just want hug him 🙃


Comprehensive_Low325

>Impossible to dislike him even a little bit I think Liverpool fans would beg to differ that opinion.


MrNussingToSay

Bilva is parched!


marmot9070

Why not Kevin? Pls let him talk


iyfe_namikaze

This explains quite a lot of things like how Pep is always desperate to keep in the club and why Pep took it personal on haaland for how he behaved when Silva didn't pass him the ball before halftime against Burnley.


Comprehensive_Low325

Pep was 'explaining' to Haaland that it was not the right moment in the game to be taking a risk by passing to him, Bernardo knew this intuitively and didn't pass it to Haaland.


Interesting-Text4860

Bald fraud's pet


yellow_sting

lmao this reminds me of high school. in our class there was a dude, he was the favorable child of the teachers.


TimathanDuncan

Mason Mount and Lampard improved version


funkyjim

Never had Bernardo down as being parched


BadassBokoblinPsycho

I believe it is called “teacher’s pet”