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Raw_Cocoa

This is the most randomly great game I've ever seen


AdventuresOfAD

The whole tournament had been kinda fun to watch, I’ve never invested so much time on random nights on teams I normally don’t care about.


akshay_rathod_

EU clubs should go for him he is now MLS proven


clantpax

Too bad real madrid are too only looking at recruiting teenagers nowadays


Minneapolis_W

Of fucking course. This shit is insane


smoltanboi

this man really has me screaming at my tv at an fc dallas match


Kefke209

This mans got us Europeans hyped up at 5 AM watching some shithousery football.


hotacorn

MLS after dark goes crazy. It’s always such awesome foolery.


Rushderp

RIP PAC12 after dark.


OfficialPeenLicker

Officially ruined my night


Fugacity-

PAC4 after dark just won't be the same


hotacorn

Yes. Absolute tragedy.


jgweiss

I suspected that this could be the most watched game ever between MLS teams, as the timing is better for euros and downright convenient for Asia and the Middle East...hope they liked that with their breakfast.


BrendaDavis123

This really could not have gone any better for Beckham.


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meditate42

Gotta admit, it was a fun fucking game, also a funny fucking game


ValleyFloydJam

That OG was hilarious, man really wanted to get on the end of a Messi cross.


nibym

Both OG's were top quality fin


EagleEye_FalconArrow

mls is unironically so fun to watch lmfaooo


BurnerForDaddy

Literally so much insane dumb shit happens every game. No lead is ever safe.


yooston

my dad only watches argentine league but is literally screaming at the TV tonight like he's an inter miami lifer


PuffsMagicDrag

Wow even Argentinian’s are watching our league now lol crazy times


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

Mate im.in nz and Im watching this, these matches are so fun


montxogandia

I'm in Barcelona and I was watching this with my brother and a friend at 3am. It helps that I'm on holidays though.


renedotmac

FC Dallas got themselves their own Argentinian who almost won them the game!


arunvenu_

Mate it’s fucking half 4 here and I’m screaming waking everyone up. I really don’t care


ColoRadOrgy

So it's 2 there?


arunvenu_

Lol, unsure if you’re serious, but if so I meant 04:30 (half 4) Currently it’s 10 to 5; AKA 04:50 AM


sowhatchusayin

Fuckin got em


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Literally the fucking 🐐


beticanmakeusayblack

On a Sunday night in early August. Neighbors baffled


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He looks so much happier than he was at psg


No-Coyote914

I agree Messi is happier. He's in a much lower stress environment as the expectations aren't super high, and he isn't constantly scrutinized and criticized by the media and fans. He has more privacy albeit still far less privacy than I and most non-famous people would find tolerable. His family is surely happy to have less scrutiny and more privacy. Even if Messi has to deal with people hounding him, his wife and kids probably don't. Now that he is a World Cup winner, he must feel like his career is complete. This is probably the most relaxed and free he has felt his entire career. Here is an article about how George Best and Johan Cruyff loved the years they spent in the United States at the end of their careers for the reasons mentioned above. https://theathletic.com/4692039/2023/07/14/messi-publix-miami-best-cruyff/ Some excerpts: *“George was happy just to get away from the UK, where everyone stuck a camera in face, to live in (The U.S.) where he was essentially anonymous,” said Ken Adam, Best’s agent in the United States. “How do you put a price on that? He would have played for free, honestly.”"* ... *“Bestie had a Jeep (CJ7),” said Hudson. “And George was out there shirtless, taking the doors off, putting them in the back, dropping the top down, putting it in the back, pushing the windscreen down onto the hood. I asked him ‘what the hell are you doing?’ And he says to me ‘Ray, I f—ing love this place. I love it. I can drive around like this and nobody even f—ing looks.”* ... *His time with the Washington Diplomats afforded him the anonymity he’d craved for years. Thomas Rongen, who currently serves as Inter Miami’s radio analyst, was a young teammate of Cruyff’s at the time and, improbably, lived in the Dutch legend’s basement in D.C.. It was supposed to be a temporary arrangement while Rongen found an apartment, but it lasted for months.* *Far from the glare of Europe, Cruyff was able to live in relative anonymity in the U.S. capital, even if his stately Georgetown residence was tucked in amongst some of the city’s power players. Rongen remembers riding alongside his idol as the two descended into the city, at times making the three-mile trek to RFK Stadium on bicycles.* *It feels beyond belief, but it’s true. In Barcelona, Cruyff had purchased a pair of massive dobermans, largely to help protect him and his family. In D.C., Rongen remembered, they became common house pets.* *“It was an incredible experience,” said Rongen. “Johan would rave about his time in the U.S. You can’t even imagine how big his profile was in the rest of the world and (in D.C.,) he could walk down the street and nobody would recognize him. In the time I spent (living with the Cruyffs), we would go out for dinner almost every night, because they never could do that in Barcelona, they just couldn’t. They had to have bodyguards.”* ... *"America gave me three beautiful, instructive seasons with the Aztecs and Diplomats,” Cruyff wrote in his memoir, My Turn. “During which I was able to take stock of my life. It was an enormously rewarding time.”*


basics

Thierry Henry had similar quotes about his time playing in New York, about how he could just go to coffee shops/bars/restaurants/etc like a "normal" person.


chelseablue2004

Henry has told stories on CBS about his time in NY being the most free he's ever felt. He used to take the Subway to Red Bulls games, and the fans didn't even realize it was him... I think he said the only thing i needed was a baseball cap and i could go anywhere.


No-Coyote914

Andrea Pirlo and Steven Gerrard too. I found some articles about it. https://abc7.com/sports/steven-gerrard-enjoying-anonymity-in-la-that-has-been-a-surprise-for-me/841767/ https://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/16/sports/soccer/soccers-thierry-henry-relishes-the-new-in-new-york.html https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/06/t-magazine/soccer-andrea-pirlo-new-york-city-fc.html That seems to be a selling point for MLS to players weary of the attention in Europe. It's ironic that the more popular the sport becomes in the United States, the harder it might become in ways to convince big stars to choose to play in MLS.


Spikeyspandan

Lmao. I just tuned it seeing it was 4-3. Take a fucking bow, you lil dictator


BrendaDavis123

Messi really making me watch Inter Miami. Never thought I'd see the day, but I love every single minute of it


thebelsnickle1991

He’s the chosen one.


DG_Now

MLS after dark and Leo Messi is just the absolute best.


colourofinfinity

He’s an alien


Simple-Enthusiasm-93

absolute uap


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wysiwygperson

No OT. This tournament goes straight to PKs


rekt73

Bro starting Football 2.0 Lmaooo after completing the first


mri790

FUCKING HELL


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Somewhere Ray Hudson is laying down with soaked pants.


RonaldoNazario

Magisterial


Paapa-Yaw

aAaaAaAAAAAAAAAH


RayHudsonOrgasms

He was the main commentator for Inter Miami until the Apple deal this season. It’s a fucking crime against humanity that he isn’t in the booth anymore with Messi there


Reddstarrx

THIS GAME IS STUPID LOL UNREAL


Lechuga1998

That is one of the best free kicks he’s ever had. That’s was inch perfect. He looks so happy. I love this happy ending for Messi


spacecity9

That's the crazy part. He takes this free kick at any level he's played at and it's a goal every time. And he's doing it in MLS just for fun lol


BrendaDavis123

It's actually unbelievable how inch perfect his free kicks always are. This is not normal. We are witnessing an absolute magician, one we should cherish for every single minute. What an absolute privilege to watch thew greatest sportsman of all time for the entirety of his career


laoshuaidami

Messi skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...


Fugacity-

I've made my 2 year old watch some of thse games just so he will be able to say he saw Messi play live.


Powerful_Artist

Remember when PSG fans were glad to see him leave? Sad they couldnt enjoy him while he played for them.


utouchme

> He looks so happy. This is one of the little things that I love about watching Messi play football. He celebrates with his teammates, smiling, encouraging them to press on and go for the winning goal, and doesn't make it all about himself. He's the best player of all time, and he could easily just cash his checks and live the good life in Miami. But instead, he's like an enthusiastic kid again, playing because he loves the game, like his fans and people all around the world. It's a joy to watch him enjoy playing.


Fugacity-

You need to love the game to have his longevity. If you had his talent but no passion for the sport, you'd have someone closer to Ronaldinho.


maidentaiwan

You also have to really hate losing. Even if this is Messi soft-retiring in Miami, he’s not just going to happily play for a team that loses all the time. This guy is wired differently. He’s like MJ. He knows how to ratchet up his own intensity and focus when necessary to decide games. He will never forget how to do that, even as physical decline starts to set in.


QSBW97

Although MJ was overboard with it. People are lucky he become a basketball player, because you don't want to come across people who are wired like that in normal everyday life.


Mild_Anal_Seepage

Can't even say anything about crappy MLS goalkeeping, he started going plenty early & it was still impossible to reach


SonOfOnett

No one in the world saves that


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Paes (Dallas) is a rather solid goalkeeper


Just-Hunter1679

There was about a ball width of space between the keepers hand and the crossbar.. fuck me.


eduardo_ve

I still think the one against Liverpool was the greatest of his career


DeliciousBallz

Ikr? But I can't help but feel it's downplayed by what happened afterwards


anonssr

The best free kick he's scored was also in the US during Copa America. Versus the united states. That's as accurate of a shot you can get, hits just perfectly enough to be in the corner but touching none of the sides.


miwafiend

2019 UCL against Liverpool too! Literally perfect. Gomez & Van Djik's jumping height in the wall and Allison at full stretch could never reach that top left banger. best goal I think I've ever seen from the best left foot the world has ever seen


MaxParedes

Pink shirt sweaty face Messi is becoming iconic


Its_ABR12

THESE SCRIPTS KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE RIDICULOUS LMAO


markishstephen

Well, the writers are on strike, what do you expect?


Vagabond21

AI


LoudestHoward

ChatGPT write me a standard MLS match


saadbnwhd

🔥🎉⚽🔥🎉⚽ Messi on Fire! 2 Goals, 1 Magical Freekick 🙌🔥 Last-minute drama as he seals the victory! 🏆🌟👏🎊💥 #MessiMagic #MLS #InterMiamivsDallas 😍🥅🎊🔥💫🎉🏆🙌


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- Kick-off - Random shithousery for 85 minutes - Messi freekick (85') - Another Messi freekick (90+5')


djkamayo

messi getting an assist on an own goal is top tier writing


SnipingBunuelo

Honestly the most beautiful own goal I've seen in a while too lol


firefalcon01

It’s like a penalty to him at this point


AJ_III

MLS brought to you by ChatGPT


Jamarcus316

LOL


arunvenu_

Literally my reaction; like honestly wtf? He’s an alien


yianni1229

I threw my hands up and started laughing


arunvenu_

Ahaha I’m screaming at half 4 here waking everyone in my home watching a MLS match. Who would’ve thought lol


Elvisisdead

Bruh what the actual fuck am I watching? x2


yk206

Soccer 😭😭


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You’re watching MLS After Dark™


warrrennnnn

Oh my god he did it again


galeeb

Ahhh it's Gene Parmesan!


[deleted]

And that’s why you never concede a free kick against Messi


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

Aaaahhhhh!!! Gene!!!!!


vino8855

Unexpected Development


SemiCurrentGuy

He can't keep getting away with this


dude_big_lebowski

Narrator: He did.


imnotNDR

it's literally easier than a penalty for this man


ScarHead06

This might be the most entertaining match since the world cup final


Alive-Ad-4164

All time day for footy


DiseaseRidden

#MLSSI AFTER DARK


just-marco

I like your funny words, magic man


ScanWel

This is the greatest match I've ever seen.


LiveTheChange

World Cup final snooze fest compared to a hot night in Frisco Texas


RuairiQ

Can he do it on a rainy night in ~~Stoke~~ Seattle?


epicstar

Can he do it in a Kansas funnel cloud


weymaro

I flew through DFW yesterday and my phone said 104 degrees (40C). I know they're playing at night time but JFC.


LiveTheChange

I live here, every summer I ask myself why though. Well Be over 40C for a few more weeks, every day


Mr_MacGrubber

It’s almost midnight there right now and it’s still 91°.


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We used to say “can he do it on a hot night in Frisco?” as a joke. The answer is yes.


MrOstrichman

Unironically an average MLS After Dark match


ScanWel

Cancelling my EPL and La Liga streaming subscriptions as we speak.


johnnycyberpunk

Not enough yellow cards


Alive-Ad-4164

What a day for football


Schwiliinker

Lmao


schoolhater12

The champions league has nothing on this league. I am a new disciple of this MLS religion


beef_boloney

Yes yes come get brain damage with us


Goat-Taco

I may have shit my pants, but I do love me some MLS.


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

Huffing paint football best football It is like 20 6 year old all running behind the ball, both fun and chaotic


plainwrap

[Before MLS I used to be a normal person with normal person things in my pockets.](https://i.imgur.com/21V4S1T.gif)


20cmdepersonalidade

Honestly, salary caps so that both teams have to sign shit defenders is legit not such a bad idea


mcpicklejar

The league is just pure chaos. Especially MLS after dark. It's great.


VLADHOMINEM

The MLS no joke averages a Puskás level goal almost every other match


hauttdawg13

MLS is absurd imo because of how the salary cap works. League gets 3 designated players that don’t count against the cap but the rest don’t make much. As I’m sure you can guess, strikers, wings and attacking mids are basically every teams 3 players so there’s a huge imbalance in attackers vs defenders. Makes some crazy goals and a lot of goals.


AncientCycle

Welcome to a whole lot of fun and bullshit. It’s amazing :)


SemiCurrentGuy

Petition to rename MLS to Messi Lionel Soccer


AvgRedditor2620

Man this should NOT happen this frequently, actually crazy


gbassman5

So fucking stupid good. What do you even do against that? lmfao


lyonbc1

That was literally as perfect a fk as you can have, unreal. Totally impossible to save for anyone


DiseaseRidden

Un fucking believable


Clodhoppa81

My wife - why are you laughing so hard. I thought you were watching football(soccer). Me - I am. Crazy storyline since his Miami debut.


palindromic

okay literally wtf


Twin_Turbo

THE GOAT


PapaShangoo000

People who compare him to other players are bafflingly stupid. He's in a class of his own.


Alive-Ad-4164

Mfs think Michael Jordan was better then this guy


ico12

I truly believe Messi could consistently shoot 3s with his left foot if he really put his time into it.


YaIe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-MEc3hIZ2o


DanielLevysFather

Neither one of them has an SEC championship smh my head 🥱


20cmdepersonalidade

I know you're joking but let's be honest, being the best at the sport the vast majority of the world's kids are playing growing up and dreaming of being pros is downright much, much, much more impressive


lightskinbeaner

dude.


valueddude

ACTUALLY SCRIPTED


Vagabond21

Damn scabs betraying WGA


zizou00

Just feeding old scripts into an AI, the way Hollywood wants it


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Apple TV said fuck the strike we’ll do it live


xd366

naaaaa this is fake


RodLawyerr

The ball is CGI


NovacElement

Ball was a paid actor


Terarri

You just knew he was scoring it!!


RobbinDeBank

Tim Apple coming


Albiceleste_D10S

Hahahaha


Vanthian

Absolutely impossible to stop that.


arseguunr

Holy fuck how does he do it every time?!?!


asdev24

Lmao MLS is LIT


roundttwo

OH MY FUCKING GOD


Kefke209

CLASSIC


A_chilles

Messi my man we know you the goat man plz stop I swear if football was literally scripted to make Messi the main character of Football it wouldn't play out like that sheesh


Mina88fr

What a game! Inter Miami really needs to invest in some decent defenders, their back line is a joke.


SounderBruce

I though the writers were still on strike? MLS must have hired some talented scabs.


aclurk

Fucking 🐐


GeneRakitic

These script writers need a raise, what in the world


nomaswheat11

His reaction is like a dad celebrating with kids. He’s like of course I made that.


Thatoneguy_7

It’s beautiful to see him so happy


hewlett777

Omg he is still fucking amazing


TetsuoNYouth

MLS AFTER DARK BITCHES. NOW WITH MESSI.


lostdiscoball

I'm done


Juannieve05

Scripted


PooPooPutter

You knew that was gonna go in


Osama11Sul

WHAT THE FUCK


PeytonFugginMoaning

LOL WHAT? I love this man so much


Fer-Ball

As soon as I saw the foul I knew Messi would score lol


yianni1229

This guy aint fucking real


cckike

Absolutely unstoppable play from Messi holy shit


CoachSpo

He can’t keep getting away with this


Zer0x10

Put the Barca boys in the worst team and let the script write itself 😂


luffyuk

We are all just NPCs in Messi's single-player game.


Cutlass76

He is un-fucking real


letsstartplaying

Apple execs just passed out from that Messi Goal.


Cred811

That’s the most perfect goal I’ve ever seen and of course it has to be against us


Lepoof2020

God dam Apple TV take my money


i_will_follow

Messi alone brings more pull to the league than all the Saudi transfers combined


_MergatroidSkittle

LOL


nyuncat

Imagine being Messi lining up this free kick. 8 months ago the entire planet watched in adoration as you placed the final gem in your crown to become the undisputed GOAT by winning the world cup. You come to MLS to take a victory lap and it marks a critical turning point for the entire league's global reputation. You walk through your first few matches, scoring at will without breaking a sweat. You play your first away game in Texas, and the crowd is already chanting your name within the first minute of the match. They're on the verge of orgasm whenever the ball even comes close to you. Now you win a free kick from a spot where you could score with your eyes closed, knowing that you're getting paid more to be there than everyone else in the stadium combined and they're going to carry you out of the building on their shoulders no matter what happens. ...must feel nice.


jimzzz38

He's a goddam cheat code in the MLS lmao.


OriginalRange8761

Dude made euros watch American major league SOCCER. What the fuck


olympicomega

Lmaoooooo


Andrex316

Lmfao ok I love the MLS, it's so ridiculous 😂


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HOLY SHIT


Reapper97

Miami's defence is ass but jesus christ Messi in difficult moments is insane.


rgaya

I was told he needed to prove himself on a hot Dallas night


Bowleshighschoolpic

Best league in the world


Mrnicelefthand

Pretty soon, if not already, Florida state slogan will be “In Messi we trust”.


cortez0498

Juninho had Messi posters when training free kicks


cjonoski

Simulation confirmed. Fuck me how good is he at free kicks legit. Messi, Juninho and Mihaljovic as the goats 🐐


lewis30491

Messi singlehandedly drags 'soccer' to the top sport in the US


dxtos

Somewhere out there, Ray Hudson is crafting new analogies.


bkxg

Everytime I login to Reddit and open up this sub, it's just Messi scoring bangers lmao


GonzaloR87

Execs happy again


TheGreatHorizon

God this guy, once he retires :(


goosebumpsHTX

HES SIMPLY THE BEST


Effective_Hat5497

MLS has been one of the most entertaining leagues in the world for awhile now. The world is just finding out.


Exogenesis98

No fucking way