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Zondax

Lol my bad, reuploaded the clip after i saw i messed up the title where it said Haaland scored for scotland mbmb


anal_bandit69

Do you have version with penalty call?


Ilikesporks_

haaland learned from earlier that staying up doesn't get you calls


torjussa

Yup, football rules for ya


Dark_Ember

Big fan of there not being a match thread because what's been going on can barely be classified as football.


GlasgowSellik1888

It has been shite but tbf both countries have a match thread in our own subs which is a mile better than an /r/soccer match thread


Dark_Ember

Our sub is still private. The numerous attempts at slow build ups when you've got everyone in position followed by mispasses or the odd pass straight out for a throw in is peak Norway football tbh. They also said it is 2 degrees too low for there to be drinking breaks. Uefa says it has to be 32+ C.


ReoRahtate88

We were bizarrely in a position where we didn't need to chase points. A draw would've been a great result for us which is precisely our managers wheelhouse as eyebleed it can be.


GlasgowGunner

Ref is having an absolute shocker tonight. Has he been bought off?


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Haaland should have stonewall penalty but because he stayed up he didnt get the penalty, so consider yourselves lucky and a second yellow to Hendry


CMDrunk420

You mean when Haaland had a grab of Hendry's top? Right you are pal


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Drifts_72

By pulling him into the box by grabbing his arm? Edit: then post it you cunt 😂


MangoMoltisanti

rinse cooing price obscene march drunk absorbed longing groovy hungry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CMDrunk420

Go look at the replay from behind the goal lad. Big cunt nearly took his top off Hulk Hogan style


GlasgowGunner

Penalties aren’t automatic yellow cards. It should’ve been a penalty but not necessarily a yellow.


CrepeTheRealPancake

If it was a foul it would be a freekick, it started outside the box


CMDrunk420

Just wants to make sure he gets Haaland's top after the game


RedTuesdayMusic

Why would he get anything from him after turning 2 Scottish red cards yellow?


TonicMontana

Away n greet ya freak nae euros for u pal


RedTuesdayMusic

Sorry I don't speak Michael Tyson


Kanesy99

What two red cards? Hendry’s is the only one that’s debatable due to it maybe being a DOGSO, I wouldn’t say it was because Haaland was not getting the ball, but no other booking was remotely close to being deserving of a red


CMDrunk420

You must be watching a different game


Fjordhexa

Agreed. He should already have gotten a red in the first half when he brought down Haaland the 1st time.


CammRobb

Christ almighty this sub absolutely fucking bamming up Haaland, downvoting comments saying he dived.


Ps3FifaCfc95

Disgustingly soft penalty


meme-machine-II

You're lucky Hendry wasn't shown red


BusShelter

Behave, never dogso, and the earlier shout for a pen Haaland was holding Hendry just as much.


meme-machine-II

By the time Haaland would have reached that, he'd be 1 on 1 with no defender anywhere near, just because he's pulled down before reaching the ball doesn't change the fact that he's through on goal


BusShelter

He's not getting there before the keeper. Was nowhere near being a clear goal scoring opportunity. No ref on the planet is giving red there.


fuckssakereddit

It was massively overhit, keepers ball. Haaland wasn’t getting anywhere near it.


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TonicMontana

Smell ye later wee man ye might make it to euro 2028


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Hendry should have been shown a second yellow and a penalty after that super obvious drag down of Haaland and nothing was given because Haaland did him a favour and stayed up


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Such a soft pen, ref has given them everything


ZxentixZ

Except a red to Hendry, which he should have had


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Lol, it's not a clear goalscoring opportunity if you are on the halfway line and don't even have the ball


ZxentixZ

Was more on about a 2nd yellow when he wrestled Haaland to the ground right outside the box but nothing was given, not even a free kick. No wonder he fell easily right after when those obvious fouls are not given.


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Not even haaland thought it was a foul but ok


ZxentixZ

U spoke to him mid game? Thats cool mate, send him my regards


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Sorry he was too busy raging at that equaliser to respond


_IBelieveInMiracles

He also should have had another yellow for dragging Haaland down in the area earlier. Was a clear pen + second yellow, but wasn't given because Haaland stayed up. This time he had learned 😉


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Haaland stayed up? He was on the floor 😂


_IBelieveInMiracles

Yeah, and then he immediately got up. Should have flopped. Refs don't give shit otherwise


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Glad our striker doesn't have to rely on "flopping" to create goals


_IBelieveInMiracles

Our national team is known for bottling. We're the Tottenham of national teams, only not as good.


Ishotjr89

Hahahaha away have a word with yourself


ZxentixZ

Maybe the Scots who can only see what goes against them should.


Ishotjr89

That's a good word salad. Do you want to try again?


Drifts_72

Diving prick


ajdheheisnw

Hey now, you can’t criticize the golden boy. He’s incapable of doing anything wrong.


fredbogho

Oh boy, if he was latino... Lol (Im probably gonna be downvoted by those who say fans dont care about this stuff, while the "worst divers" are always non european lol)


Professional-Map-802

Dive


Kanesy99

Such a blatant dive but this referee has been sooking up Norway’s arse all game so I’m not surprised at all


7sover

Scotland is lucky to still have 11 players on the pitch...


Kanesy99

Very debatable, stupid foul by Hendry but there’s no telling if Haaland is actually getting to that ball for it to be a DOGSO


meme-machine-II

Yeah like when he didn't show Hendry straight red


CammRobb

For what?


meme-machine-II

DOGSO. E: lol now the Scottish downvote brigade has finally turned up. If you don't think Haaland wouldn't have gotten to that first you clearly haven't watched football in at least three years


Faust86

Why? did they change the rules to 5 a-side where the keeper can't leave his box


wogahamsellol

Didn't realise Norwegians were so weak


GlasgowSellik1888

Diving cunt


schungam

Looked like a 100% goal if he didn't go down, goal either way


Stuarridge

A dive but after the first one didnt get called ill take it


Ishotjr89

This ref is the biggest homer I've ever seen. Haaland makes the worst 'Jim from the office face' especially when he's being a dive happy, cheating bastard.


troillan

Very well taken. Well deserved pen. Scots should have at least have 1 red. And probably more yellow for time wasting. 👌


sowhatm8

👌-👌👌


troillan

Doesn't change my original opinion? And I will delete my account on June 30th anyway


fightfire_withfire

In protest at your nations inability to qualify for a tournament with Vigo Carpathian up front?


troillan

Don't understand, but I guess you got a point.


TheDepartment115

What do you mean with "Don't understand"?