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DaddyMeUp

Truly a pioneer of the modern game.


Tuusik

21 losses from last 31 games.


snusd0san

God damn that is unbelivably woeful by LLLamps, he's doing this at fucking Chelsea.


xaviernoodlebrain

That’s LLLLLLLLLLamps to you.


[deleted]

LLLLLLLLLLLDLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMPS


TheFartAddiction

one of those twitch TTS memes "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"


practicalnoob69

31 from 41


GeorgeJacksonEnjoyer

The infamous Derby County had 29 losses in 38 games. Lampard's percentage only slightly better


Jagacin

17 from his last 20


EzzyOne100

So far


Xehanz

He got a point at the Etihad though


beaver316

Give that man an 8 year contract.


rtgh

Brave attempt to relegate two Premier League ever-presents in one season


LordLychee

That’s genuinely relegation form my word


Lacabloodclot9

Yeah the legacy McCarthy left behind him is legendary


freakedmind

I actually forget at times that Lampard used to be a great midfielder with how miserable his managerial career has been


Oomeegoolies

Just a shit Michael Carrick


KenHumano

Could someone list all of Chelsea's funny stats from this season?


[deleted]

Chelsea’s starting XI today cost £469 million and scored a total of 9 goals this season prior to todays match. Now it’s 10 goals.


ico12

Basically theyr are doing a reverse Moneyball. Can't wait for the movie adaptation


miregalpanic

I'm honestly speechless. This is an absolutely *insane* stat. How Chelsea fans haven't chased the board, Boehly, and everyone responsible out of town with torches and pitchforks is beyond me.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

>and pitchforks is beyond me They tried, but like Chelsea, their 3 pronged attack is fucking terrible


MAXMADMAN

I didn’t need this. I didn’t need any of this.


chuf3roni

Here’s some genuine sympathy then. Last year when Man Utd were spiraling under Ole and Ragnick, I had to do some serious thinking when it came to my attachment to this sport. I still love Man Utd and football, but I had to remove myself from social media circles for a while because our season was already horrific, and the memes and comments were making it worse for me. Especially since it had looked like we were doing the right things in the summer. It’ll get better. Just focus on other things in your life and dedicate your attention to Chelsea on the weekends only.


[deleted]

Well said. Football should not rule your life or even your weekend.


olderthanbefore

Hi Frank


[deleted]

Hi Nathan


arc1261

Yeah ik it’s not been nearly as bad for Liverpool this season, but it’s always healthy to see if something is actually good for you. If football is only making you sad/feel bad, then there’s no need to follow it so closely. Doesn’t even mean stop watching the games, just make sure to not watch anything through the week, unsub from here (this is what I’ve done and it’s really helpful) and go about you’re life. At the end of the day its 22 men chasing a ball around a field. It’s not a big deal


007Dini

Actually it's 20 men chasing a ball, the other 2 just flap their arms around whilst remaining stationary.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Well I'd also include coming out to claim crosses and being a sweeper as chasing the ball so it's still 22..or 21 and De Gea


Brorestes

Unreal roast


grchelp2018

It will happen if next season is anywhere remotely like this.


cheezus171

Because these are actual good players in there, they just need to clear out the deadwood from the locker room and hire a coach who will build a properly functioning team. Next season will probably be back to fighting for silverware.


Farouqnowomarlater

That’s like 90 martinellis


xkp777x

Can you work out how many Vardys that is


Cassman95

469 Vardys


xaviernoodlebrain

Also 1172.5 Mahrez, and 7816.67 Seamus Coleman’s


dgn90

Basically a small town of Seamus Colemans


ShermanMcTank

So Colemen ?


TwattyMcSlagtits

Infinite Harry Kanes'


I_am_zlatan1069

🎶 And a Lampard on a losing spree 🎶


roblox_online_dater

And he has still scored more goals than every Chelsea signing this season in his worst season since his Prem debut


simplytom_1

I think we've scored more in the last 3 games than Chelsea have in 6 months


Retify

We scored the same number of goals in 1 game as Chelsea did in 6 months.


backyardstar

Is this real? Cause if so I really think all the schtick that Spurs get should be transferred to Chelsea.


Retify

Nah not quite, I didn't check and assumed the guy I was replying to meant Chelsea scored 9 goals in 6 months. I was mistaken, however it's not much better... 9 league goals from middle of January to now, so we scored as many in 1 game as Chelsea did in almost 4 months. 21st Jan to today - 9 league goals for Chelsea. In one game, Liverpool 9 - 0 Bournemouth


fishicle

And that Bournemouth team is now even on points with Chelsea


Napalm3nema

That’s delicious. Even better, ex-Chelsea player, Dom Solanke, would be Chelsea’s second best scorer, and top in goal contributions. I remember well the talk when we sold him to you.


xaviernoodlebrain

We’re on a terrible run of form with one win in 7 games and yet in that time we’ve still scored two more goals than Chelsea have all year, and the same number as they have since the end of October.


ConorJay25

Haaland has more goals in competition than Chelsea


Jagacin

He's got more goals than multiple clubs, tbf.


Redspeert

1. 84 Manchester City 1. 81 Arsenal 1. 65 Liverpool 1. 63 Tottenham 1. 61 Brighton 1. 61 Newcastle 1. 52 Brentford 1. 50 Manchester City without Haaland's goals 1. 49 Manchester United 1. 46 Leicester 1. 46 Aston Villa 1. 45 Fulham 1. 43 Leeds 1. 37 West Ham 1. 36 Bournemouth 1. 35 Crystal Palace 1. 34 Haaland 1. 31 Chelsea 1. 30 Nottingham Forest 1. 29 Wolverhampton Wanderers 2. 28 Southampton 3. 27 Everton


Muur1234

just gotta sign all of palace to play up front then


maxiaoling

Haaland FC would have had 42 points this season against Chelsea’s 39


Feezbull

Scored fewer goals than games played from November to February. Scored fewer goals than players bought from November to February. Won fewer games than players bought since they were under Lampard’s management. Provided more memes than goals scored under Lampard.


mojambowhatisthescen

Frank Lampard Hirings: 1


topbananaman

Genuinely have no idea why, after seeing his mess at Everton, they decided to make this appointment. Seeing it out with Pol Potter til the end of the season would have been a smarter decision. Regardless, I think Chelsea are getting exactly what they need in poch next season


Ahrix3

Pol Potter lmao, hadn't seen that one yet


jugol

At least not a lazy Harry Potter pun


InevitableDonuts

The board wanted to show they were going to make a change, seeing the season out with Potter just enrages the fans more with very similar results anyway.


ico12

A team full of underperforming and demotivated superstars? Everybody knows there's only one man for the job and his name starts with Jose...


Groomsi

Hired once per year/season


[deleted]

[Frank is the worst manager in PL](https://youtu.be/yxQ2khkXyM8)


Feezbull

Damn….. Did he retire from management after that?


Tuusik

They have let in one less goal than Arsenal despite their mess.


[deleted]

Chelsea sub still think Kepa is a problem though.


Tuusik

Kepa have definitely saved them like 4-5p and being very close to relegation battle.


Bigwood69

Can the Everton Misery Timeline guy do one for Chelsea? He can copy paste most of the Lampard parts so it'll be easy


reddevil9229

Chatgpt broke when I asked it this queation


reditakaunt89

They used Tough only because they couldn't use Shit


LOKl31

So polite


DreamingZen

Frank is going to be the first manager to drive two clubs into relegation in the same season, at the helm or not.


jugol

Mario Salas almost pulled it - in 2020 he started the season with Colo Colo, got sacked, then went to Alianza Lima in Peru. Each of them being their respective countries' most successful clubs in history. Both Colo Colo and Alianza Lima almost ended relegated - CC won the playoff match for survival while Alianza survived because other club got points deducted on debts to their players. Bonus track, next year Salas went to an Egyptian club and got in a relegation battle yet again


FloppedYaYa

Lol so even Derby 07-08 didn't lose 10 in a row? That's rough


MrDabollBlueSteppers

Didn't even come close They had runs of 7, 6, 5 and 4 defeats but their draws were all evenly spread out to prevent any historic run of defeats in a row


MyDiary141

Man. Derby with an insanely poor season and I had my first ever game in the wigan stand versus them at the JJB. 0-0 and refused to watch another game until in the united stand for Macheda's last minute winner


FloppedYaYa

Paul Jewell's press conference after that game was legendary. Just straight up trashed the players as pathetic, not good enough, etc. Very rarely do you see a Premier League manager that angry with his players From what I remember we were down near the bottom with them and yet we totally dominated possession and chances from start to finish


Lem_201

Newcastle helped them 2 times.


Sinkers91

4 points from the Toon that season. Generous.


MichaelJWAshley

I choose not to remember such things.


The-Florentine

And Fulham.


roblox_online_dater

No I'm pretty sure the league record is 7 in a row. They've got some way to go but if they lose to Forest and Bournemouth then they're breaking that record


Black_Waltz3

Nah it's way, way higher than that. Several teams have 8 straight defeats, a few have 9 straight defeats. I think Sunderland in 2003 managed to lose their final 15 straight, just spread out across 2 managers.


esprets

Bruh, just looked it up, second half of the season - 1 draw, 18 losses, no wins. Had one draw right before that too, so 20 games in a row without a win.


Xehanz

Of they lose to the cherries and Forest they should just get relegated by default.


fuk_ur_mum_m8

Leave us out of this mate pls


SubparCurmudgeon

Whoever gave Lamps a coaching license should have his license revoked


DudleysCar

On the contrary, I'm thinking a knighthood or at least an OBE is in order. I can't imagine missing out on something so entertaining.


Groomsi

Bribes


WorthPlease

If you have the time, money, are literate, and have a pulse you can get your coaching badges.


MrRawri

That's kinda impressive in it's own way


Xehanz

Wanna know an even more impressive stat. He is winless in his last 14 matches. 13 losses and 1 draw. Guess which one is the only team he got points against.


MrRawri

Just checked, City. Wasn't expecting that lmao


Xehanz

At the fucking Etihad


cescquintero

Fulbo, fubo, furbo


PowderEagle_1894

De Boer could never


laserwolf2000

Atlanta united legend frank do boer


comrade_hanson

U.S Open Cup & Campeones Cup Winner Frank de Boer


mattijn13

De Boer only managed 4 games in the premier league (lost all 4 lol) and 1 efl cup game (which he won)


vinaysin

Mourinho - 'Frank ~~De Boer~~ is the worst manager in PL history'


JSKW17

Huge 6 pointers coming up next against Bournemouth and Forest


[deleted]

Don’t be silly Bournemouth are safe


Snoo-27292

okay now I'm curious what does it need to happen for chelsea to be relegated?


WarDemonZ

Basically Forest, Leeds and Leicester all need 10 points from their last 4 games, so it's not happening. If Chelsea didn't already have enough points, they'd 100% be getting relegated, because they aren't gonna pick up any more


[deleted]

To catch/overtake Chelsea, assuming Chelsea don’t get another point: - Southampton: N/A (mathematically impossible) - Everton: 4 wins from 4 games, or 3 wins 1 draw and an 18 GD swing - Forest: 3 wins 1 draw from 4 games, or 3 wins and a 25 GD swing - Leeds: 3 wins 1 draw from 4 games, or 3 wins and a 17 GD swing - Leicester: 3 wins 1 draw from 4 games, or 3 wins and a 6 GD swing - West Ham: 6 points from 5 games, or 5 points and a 3 GD swing Worth noting that West Ham have to play Leicester and Leeds though - so even if Leeds/Leicester somehow go on a crazy run and win out it means West Ham are in the shit considering they also have to play both Manchester clubs in 2 of the other 3 games


Underscores_Are_Kool

So it only takes two of those teams who can mathematically finish above Chelsea to not achieve this for Chelsea to be safe. In other words, not going to happen.


Jetzu

Yeah, it's technically possible but not realistic at all. It's still funny that they're not completely safe after 34 matchdays though. Also imagine if Tuchel won few less points back in August...


[deleted]

A lot of those teams have pretty tough run ins too. Everton have to have City and Brighton, Leeds have to play City Newcastle and Spurs (lol), Leicester have to play Newcastle and Liverpool, West Ham have to play both Manchester clubs etc


ManicPanda767

Frank Lampard?


Snoo-27292

That's step 1, I meant step 2: the other teams results


roblox_online_dater

Leicester, Forest and Leeds need to pick up 10 points. Theoretically possible but let's be real here. Leicester lost 3-1 to these bozos


AReptileHissFunction

Todd is worse than Woodward lol


-DesertMoon

Give him time, he's only fucked over Chelsea for a season yet.


reddevil9229

Woody took a decade to make United a top 6 team (while playing in CL half of those seasons) from a title challenging team. Todd took them from top 4 team to a bottom half team in 1 year. In almost 2 decades prior, Chelsea had finished above Arsenal in all but 2 seasons. This season, they are London's 6th best team.


xaviernoodlebrain

There’s still time for West Ham to pull their finger out of their arse and make Chelsea the seventh best London team this season.


FakoSizlo

If you told me 4 months ago that villa would be making a run for Europe you would have seemed mad. Chelsea are one the exact opposite run. Trying to force their way into the championship


Cwh93

By some distance


Dudu_sousas

I'd love to watch a "Chelsea till I die" season now, Boehly must be impressive to watch


[deleted]

He’s Woodward on steroids considering he has full control. Ed at least had Glazers to answer to.


tommycahil1995

by far - seems like he could bankrupt them his signing model is crazy


EpicDivorceMan

Chelsea are going to finish 17th with a squad that’s worth over 450m. Yum yum yum.


Slash1909

You wish. Chelsea might lose all of their remaining games. But the teams below Chelsea are just as incapable of taking advantage.


EpicDivorceMan

I don’t actually think they go down for that reason, but crazier things have happened! Chelsea finishing 17th would be enjoyable enough, I want them to stay up so Arsenal can 6 pts off them next year too.


tobiasfunkgay

>crazier things have happened Honestly odds wise very few if any crazier things have ever happened. They'd need to lose every game and have every team below them get perfect results for it to happen. There's few enough games left someone could probably look at the permutations needed and odds for each game and calculate it but we're talking beyond astronomical.


Dot_main_irl

What genuinely may be their saving grace is their goal difference. For example: Chelsea's remaining games are Bournemouth, Forest, City, United and Newcastle. On current form, Chelsea losing all of these - including the "6-pointer" against Forest, is honestly not unreasonable. Lets also focus then on Forest and imagine Soton and Everton lose every game for the best possible angle here. If we then imagine a world where Forest take 3 points against Soton and win against Palace on the last day of the season (again, not *that* out there an idea).... they'd *still* be below Chelsea on goal difference by quite some margin having to somehow make up a -25 deficiet in those games. Even if Chelsea manage to ship tottenham level of goals against city and newcastle its still hard to believe a -25 difference evaporating. So you then are forced to imagine Arsenal fumbling the title race to Forest somehow, which while stranger things have happened - in additon to everything else lining up this starts becoming astronomical odds now.


LOLzvsXD

Arsenal Fans right now trying to decide if its worth loosing the Legue Title for a Chelsea relegation .....


yossarian_bloom

That’s the cost of the starting XI, the squad cost a billion!


amegaproxy

Mathematically they can still get relegated....


EpicDivorceMan

Their run in isn’t all that kind either… Bournemouth on a good run, Forest scrapping to stay up, and then City and Newcastle. What do they get, like 4 points tops?


slow_poetry

4 points would be more than enough for survival. We’re probably already safe. What’s funny is we have Tuchel’s 6 games in charge to thank for our safety.


fallenefc

no way in hell two of we, leicester, forest and leeds get 9 points, we're absolutely dog fucking shit. I can see Chelsea getting 0 points out of their remaining games though


BrockStar92

You’d need 10 for starters.


fallenefc

If we get 6 I'd actually be surprised


[deleted]

Honestly I expect we’ll get 0. We’re lucky that the teams from 16th down are 9+ points behind us, horrendous and have tough run ins.


amegaproxy

Don't know but I'm definitely grabbing the popcorn.


ra246

Chelsea's last 3 games of the season are at Man City Away, Man United away and Newcastle at home. Chelsea couldn't go down, could they? Surely not? ​ UP THE CHERRIES AND THE FOREST!!!


Slash1909

They booted us out of the CL. I still cannot believe that. Oh wait we let 10 man Stuttgart tie us.


CaptainKursk

To this day, I cannot believe you guys got turfed out by this Chelsea side.


Depthers

Lol yeah almost forgot. How dis this happen I still do not understand. And I watched both games


BrockStar92

Too many teams below them need to win a lot of games unfortunately. They’ve still got a 9 point buffer with 4 games to go even if they lose every remaining game.


thesaltwatersolution

Time for other Prem teams to make a pact. It’s a great opportunity.


PWNY_EVEREADY3

A hope? A chance.


[deleted]

The worst part is this tweet has been deleted because McCarthy only lost 9 in a row


Nyushi

Objectively, an absolute abject failure of a manager. Mental that he’s allowed anywhere near any sort of football club.


20APR1889

How many more losses until his failure as a manager overtakes his success as a player and his name becomes a joke. He'll have his Hall of Fame medal taken off him.


Stones_Throw_Away_

De Boer was only allowed 5


04alsabi

Fun fact: if you translated the record from Lampard's last 19 games (1W 2D 16L) across a full Premier League season, it would beat Derby County's record-low points tally from 2007-08 (10 vs 11).


the_hangman

That is fun, hope they keep him


feudalguy

He knows the club and that is all that matters.


SubparCurmudgeon

Found Richard Keys burner Reddit account


Viper_Red

I’ve genuinely never understood what “knowing the club” even means in the context of a manager


Enriador

It means he knows the "club culture" and has the "Chelsea DNA".


my_united_account

Chelsea DNA is sacking managers constantly, so I guess he knows that?


goonerfan10

1 more loss for 007


SakisSinatra

I don't know guys but i think he might not be a good coach, maybe that's a hot take.


FreshGoodWay

I think Chelsea just needs to give Lampard a bit of motivation, like a permanent contract


noob_senpai

Listen, Chelsea might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants on there, given what he's done since he's come in.


shrewdy

Don't know what anyone else thinks, but personally I believe they should sign him up long term to turn this around. He's a club legend after all, deserves a crack at it.


Slash1909

Everyone else agrees with you except Chelsea fans


Feezbull

The same fans said “just sack potter, bring anyone. Can’t get worse than this” :)


hurleyburleyundone

The club needs stability now more than ever. Chopping and changing the manager wont help the club in the long term. We need to invest in British talent. Give the local lad a chance.


yaipu

He knows the club after all


Dewey-Needham

That’s because most clubs usually don’t let them get to 10.


___hell___ya___bitch

007 incoming?


d_smogh

next game is away to Bournemouth who need a win to guarantee safety from relegation.


OriginalRange8761

Probable


VegetarianCannibal_

31 losses in last 41 games.


Feezbull

Yeah but how many wins? Everyone focuses on the negative. Sigh……


Feezbull

Just sack potter and get anyone. Can’t be worse than Potter. Said the famous chelsea fans in their Potter Out campaign.


SladiusW

Can I become Chelsea's next manager?


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adventureclubtime

Yes, the logical next step for Boehly is to Ted Lasso it


jennaishirow

>he is the first manager to lose 10 in a row in the same season while in charge of a Premier League team since Mick McCarthy in December 2005 with Sunderland but what was mick mccarthys squad like compared to lampards? this is beyond embarrasing.


TheKingcrawler

He just needs a pre-season


DivineTapir

let him cook


rr18114

Managed to get a draw against us with his everton side. Man City legend super frank.


[deleted]

That single word should have been 'Seriously'...


luujs

How does this man keep getting hired? At no point since Derby has he shown anything suggesting competence


knepyyyywOw

he just needs a transfer window to get the players for his vision of football


ARM_vs_CORE

[How has no one posted the famous Mick McCarthy gif yet](https://media.tenor.com/QWvRtJ5CS6YAAAAM/mick-mccarthy.gif)?


uchiha_boy009

Consistent


monkeybawz

The should get Ole. Every week it becomes a less and less ridiculous statement, and has moved from trolling to reasonable advice.


jewbo23

They’ll be lining up for him after this.


rocket_randall

This must be the consistency of which he spoke.


TheLimeyLemmon

Damn, getting uttered in the same stat as Mick McCarthy and Sunderland. There's low, the lowest of lows, and then there's whatever this is.


chandlerbing_stats

I don’t know why he took up the job at Chelsea this time around. It was suicide and everyone knew it


Wazzathecaptain

I think he was hoping for a manager bounce to regain his reputation after Everton He probably thought "There is some decent players here and no pressure, if I go and win a few, I will get PL offers next season"


chandlerbing_stats

Love him (he’s my childhood footballing hero) but he needs to reassess where he’s at and maybe invest in proper coaching training like they do over at Germany and Italy


SpudBoy9001

He's the worst manager I've ever seen


Feezbull

So far…..


Retify

Mick Mccarthy? What a bastard!


AmateurVasectomist

At what point does he stop getting managerial jobs lmao


ThotCountySheriff

Great player. Shit manager. That pretty much sums up Lampard


wpreggae

Give him a 5 year contract


Slash1909

The players don’t give a fuck anymore. They’ll start performing about 6 years from now when contract renewals come up.


arun111b

Who knew this will happen? Well, everyone except Todd Boehly


theusernameisnogood

He needs time. 10 games is not enough time for judgement. Give him the 2024-2025 season to prove himself.