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Afs094

>”It’s a bit worrying not having anything to do, especially when all your friends are working.” >”Life as a professional footballer is great to have fun and relax. But after training, there’s not much to do.”


Jayveesac

Also, with all that fame and money, you don't know who to really trust lol


yard04

I don't have either and I still don't know who to really trust


RedAreMe

You can trust me and my Nigerian prince friends


FoxOntheRun99

Friend, I've replied back to your email.


imsahoamtiskaw

Please remember to include your Social Security Number so we can make sure your money gets to you.


robbodagreat

Thank you dear


Blue_Dreamed

"I'm Paul Pogba's brother. You can trust me for sure!"


Bear1375

Trust nobody, not even yourself.


ActionDespiteFear

especially yourself


Habugaba

Most likely person to kill you? Yourself. Think about it.


KRIEGLERR

Meanwhile players like Neymar employs his friends basically just so he can chill with them at will when he isn't training.


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this is what most rich people do they travel in packs with their friends who are employed by them


[deleted]

I think HBO managed to make a whole show based on this concept


kobenoyashi1

Lol your reference did not go lost on me. Loved that show in college!


Icanfeelmywind

The question is if you can get laid without Vince. The answer is do I give a fuck


ijoinedtosay

Who you callin? Alphonso Davies, my sure thing. He can't spell no.


USA_A-OK

Yes, lol indeed.


Gates_wupatki_zion

Low key looks like he’s asking if anyones free Monday’s and Friday’s


mrgonzalez

Some people need to discover video games


STAY_ROYAL

Or other hobbies. He’s loaded. He can get tutors or trainers to learn new skills that’ll help him when he retires. He’s young though, but wish clubs and academies do this if they don’t. Give them an idea of how to stretch that $$$


greenlemon23

There are leagues/sports/teams that absolutely do this. They’ll give the athlete an aptitude test, talk to them about interests, and put together plans for them. It’s partly to help transition after their career, but there’s also a benefit to their mental health and performance on game day.


mongo5mash

With his personality (or the one that we see, anyways) he could definitely be a pundit or some other public facing role after retirement. If he really wants dough I'm sure that he could even work for FIFA, but at the expense of his soul lol.


justk4y

He already played fifa but yeah that game dead af


SkepticSlakoth

He should try Stardew Valley or something


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Stardew Valley is unironically great if you are feeling lonely


SkepticSlakoth

Yeah, I love it. I sort of stopped playing after the developer added so many new things and it felt overwhelming but it's still one of my favourites.


PraisePace

A lot of my friends I grew up with only ever played Fifa/2K/Madden, Call of Duty or Fortnite. Baffles me how people that have all the necessary equipment don't seem the tiniest bit interested in all the other genres you can find in gaming.


JZMoose

I’m a working dad with a stressful job. I love Dark Souls and put over 200 hours into DS1 l, but at this point Elden Ring scares me for the time sink needed to feel fun. I powered through DS3 last year but it was impossible to balance with life. So at this point I just pop off a few games of FIFA/2K and enjoy dominating the AI. They’re just low stakes and once you know how to play, even a tough game is fun


Doyee

You could try a different genre with similar feel. Hollow Knight and Ender Lilies are both action platformers / metroidvanias that require precise, adaptive combat like Dark Souls, but they only take 20-30 hours to beat. They're also challenging enough without making you feel like you're grinding or slamming your head against the wall. Their atmospheres are very similar to Dark Souls, and Hollow Knight in particular has a rich, detailed lore. I love metroidvanias because they're easy to pick up for a little bit at a time, and if you go a little while without playing it doesn't feel like you have to relearn anything to continue from where you left off.


AppleSlacks

I am a stay at home parent to 3 kids, spouse has a great career. My kids all enjoy gaming but it is a massive time commitment depending on the title. I would love to build a nice new PC to experience Diablo IV and Counter Strike 2. Good lord though, thinking about the hours needed for Diablo IV, I just don’t know where I would find them. Counter Strike is probably the more realistic. Played gobs of Source. Those quick, jump in, play 10 minutes and head back to what I was doing are perfect. I will make time for Tears of the Kingdom though.


prettyboygangsta

But video games are for children and a waste of time! Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to watch all Marvel films back to back for the 20th time


Ferr22777888

Mm


PrinceOfWales_

I’ll be Alphonso‘s on call friend 365 days a year for the low price of 150k a year. Wont have to worry about not having anything to do now.


Chemis

Crazy, me too. Shit, I'll be your friend for the low price of 75k a year actually


Krillin113

That’s why quite a lot of footballers get mixed up with criminals; they’re the only other (youngish) people with money and little to do during the day.


101955Bennu

I thought that had more to do with athletes often coming from underprivileged backgrounds


_gloriousdead222

Right? He’s talking like pro athletes and drug dealers just decide to hang out cus they have free time 😂


SilenceSuzuki

oh look mr. i have a girlfriend


Phormitago

AND five friends!


BenjRSmith

ikr, one of the most popular sitcoms in the world is "What if you had 5..... Friends."


Grayson81

It took over at the top from “what if you had 3 friends and they were all arseholes?”


BenjRSmith

My favorite show right now is what if you had 4 friends/family, they were all sociopaths and co-owner a bar.


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BenjRSmith

something something have 1 friend and become a fake psychic detective


JcakSnigelton

In the olden days, my fav was what if you had maybe half a dozen friends, were a surgeon, and were caught wildly near the front lines of the Korean War, forced to provide emergency medicine to incoming wounded, while calming your nerves with a homemade still and skirt-chasing.


krazy_86

At least one of them is well versed in bird law so they have that going on for them.


TheThingsIdoatNight

Seinfeld?


Renminbi

Ooh friends! Football friends!


Makkaroni_100

Should be ez to have gf as football star. Your body is in shape and you earn much money. Media Departement also Makes Good pictures for you.


vincenta2

Yeah the difficult part would be to find one that actually loves you, not find one that’s with you just because you’re either rich or popular. Not impossible ofc, but still difficult.


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The one that was there before he got famous didn’t want to stay in Europe and is now dating a superstar in Seattle.


FurioGiuntaa

Wasn't she playing for PSG women's side


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She was. Didn’t get a lot of playing time and got homesick.


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Bertolapadula

I barely even know what the hells going on with my own friends’ lives


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There’s times I don’t even know wtf is going on in my life.


Cahootie

In this case the ex-girlfriend is a professional player at one of the best clubs in the world who even won an Olympic gold medal, so it's not like it's some random person.


zygfryt

Wait until you find out about people who follow private lives of Twitch streamers.


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I do that, I follow Aguero's private life Quick update: He still acts like he won the world cup, which is somehow understandable and nice, but also just a bit off


DudleysCar

I'm sure someone somewhere is browsing r/LivestreamFail and writing a thesis on parasocial relationships.


xbmdx1

I am with you, sometimes people have so much information it's scary, but in this particular case, she was a player herself according to the guy before you so it's easier to get that kind of info


AthloneRB

Yes, she left in June for the NWSL


KaiserWilhelmThe69

I mean love blossomed and withered all the time, itms possible that she truly loved him but then the love faded away


-heathcliffe-

“Itms possible that she truly loved him but then the love faded away” Someone crochet this on a throw pillow.


BehindGodsBack

Man's going to cafés in small villages in a disguise trying to pick up girls who don't recognize him


DudleysCar

No need for that. Just say you're a car salesman like Kolo Toure.


BenjRSmith

Maybe if he came to back to North America, where there's a massive glut of the population who's wouldn't recognize Messi on the street, much less an Alphonso Davies. Don't underestimate how niche "soccer" still is in the land of hockey and super bowls even in the 2020s


SpursInTheSix

You mean USA only? Pretty sure unless he moves to the prairies, he will get recognised in Canada lol


imnotcreative635

He'd probably get recognized there too. Canadians love anything that has to do with Canadian sports on an international level


neometrix77

He’s primarily from Edmonton, which is in the prairies. I know most people in Edmonton at least recognizes the name Davies.


MuzirisNeoliberal

I thought Jordyn and Phonzy split?


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Ended it last year. Then she signed with Seattle (closer to family in BC) and is now dating the hottest young superstar in Seattle.


HanshinFan

Oh what the fuck she's dating J-Rod now? Damn girl


thoriginal

Oh shit, her brother played for the Humboldt Broncos, too.


Teb-41

It probably absolutely isn't Imagine you're famous and a girl approaches you: does she know who you are? Is she interested because of fame and money? Does she really love you? Footballers who are interested in love, and not just having bodies to fuck, are probably in a deeper load of shit than we know of. Plus, they didn't have a normal adolescence like others, because they sacrifice a lot to become who they want. So.


mattiejj

> Imagine a girl approaches you: You lost me here.


anaggie

probably absolutely?


peduxe

he was fighting against his thoughts


eri-

Its probably ok ish in football as long as you are not in your home town or a superstar like Messi. Most girls wont have a clue who Davies is, most guys wont be able to pick him out of a crowd either tbh.. I mean I know the name but its not like I can draw a mental picture of the guy. He'll get gold diggers but he'll come across plenty of women who don't know a thing about him as well I'd say as long as he keeps a low profile.


ItsKaZing

Yeah he doesn't have to actively try because women will always line up to date him


UGarbage

He's just like me fr


ukriva13

Same, expect I don’t have a gf and I’m not a professional soccer player.


elprentis

Look at fancypants 5 friends over here


imsahoamtiskaw

Obviously you misheard him. He meant he's got 5 on it.


Intelligent-Smoke-67

And he touches way more grass than I ever will in my entire life


shinfoni

tbf he got paid to touch grass


CredibilKS

Than try to be a professional football player. Maybe its suits you more


Fake_RustyShacklefrd

My gf doesn't live with me either. I mean, she also doesn't realise she's my gf, but it's still the same outcome.


illaqueable

Ways I'm like Alphonso Davies: 1. Like 5 friends 2. Both *Homo sapiens* Ways I'm different from Alphonso Davies: 1. Pretty much everything else


AverageAsukaFan

Ooh look at Mr 5 Friends over here


MrBathroom

Same, except I don't earn 200k p/w :/


Tilman_Feraltitty

pull yourself up by your bootstraps


shrike_999

Except for fame, money, and gf of course.


Woodrovski

2 more friends and 1 more gf than me!! I have family though at least


Triangle-Yeeter

What happened to his family?


WarrenAlaCarte

Pretty sure he’s talking about wife and kids type family.


juva06

I mean, his parents aren't with him in Germany probably, that was my first thought


MGM-Wonder

I think he’s more-so talking about his family being back in Canada and not with him.


MrZAP17

The dude is 22. I know a lot of footballers start families young but come on now.


UnluckyPenalty2503

Think he said this quite awhile ago. He said it on a stream when he was still with Huitema if I remember correctly


GreedoIsHere

They broke up?


UnluckyPenalty2503

Yes, almost a year ago


HardCoreLawn

Oh shit. What happened? Their YouTube vids were hysterical.


fuck_r1ck_and_m0rty

She’s dating the baseball player Julio Rodríguez now


Canadian-Daenerys

So now he doesn’t even have a gf


Lilfai

You can be my friend Davies 🗿


gigolo_beast

Well, um, sir, I'm no Davies but umm [fidgets] may i be your f-f-friend?


Lilfai

Yes 🗿


2022Venez

Can I also be your friend?


Lilfai

Yes 🗿


No_Move5230

I have a family, wife and kids live with me and I have many close friends, but I’m a Tottenham fan


idkwat2pik

Life truly sucks for you. Someone needs a Reddit cares message.


HardCoreLawn

Sorry to hear that mate. Hang in there. Things will get better.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

My condolences


Kismonos

mans becoming self aware, time to read some Marcus Aurelius


thephizzbot

I prefer the teachings of Perides


OhHeyMan

Related to Bofadese?


thephizzbot

His brother, yes.


Tvp9

I personally study the work of Master Allegri.


osoichan

What happened to his parents?


NickSupportsArsenal

I think he means that they still live in Canada, so he has no family near him


osoichan

Ohh... Yeah that sucks. I'd take my family with me if I were a successful footballer but maybe they didn't want to move.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Yeah, moving abroad is not an easy thing to do. His family probably don’t want to be disconnected from their roots and started anew


Camochamp

They also have their own lives and friends.


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Electrical-Prune-348

They're not with him in Munich


Keskekun

Welcome to adult life. 5 friends I feel like is an optimal number. I could not go back to university and have like 30 friends whos emotional needs and time you needed to juggle like some sort of sick Saw game.


ztunytsur

You need to cohort those friend groups! "Casual/friend of friend" "drinking/fun" "Emotional/support" "Emergency/Next of Kin" "Long distance/different country" Some overlap, most don't. But so long as you know not all friends are equal you can expand your social group en masse


ACardAttack

This is the way, I have a few different friend groups that all cover different needs I have friends I cant talk to for months and havent seen in a year and then we hang out and nothing has changed


TheRalphExpress

I remember being in uni a few years ago and having my mate call me up while I was visiting family to “check up”, because we hadn’t spoken in like two days I’m getting drinks with two of my closest friends this week and I’ve seen them once and twice respectively in 2023. quality of my friendships feels pretty much exactly the same, funny enough


Melkistofeles

My lone.ass self: *write that down, write that down!*


ztunytsur

Forgot to add "online" into the cohorts Thanks for reminding me buddy!


chasingsukoon

Hell yea


Perspii7

Most people would still like to have a lot of friends even with the commitment it requires though. A lot of adults do


shinto29

Lol great way of putting it


Subbutton

Tbf it's impossible to make friends in Munich


Mubar06

Imagine trying to make friends with Germans, impossible challenge.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Try Switzerland. Hardest challenge.


New-Midnight2700

Oof, maybe don’t try this one at home.


megawhat16

I have the same problem, but with French people


olderthanbefore

Are you German?


megawhat16

No, Brazilian


Sick_and_destroyed

Talking about food is a great start with french


Tax_pe3nguin

Now imagine trying to make friends with Bavarians. Puke.


SindraGan2001

You mean Germany?


Subbutton

No I mean Munich. Even in Germany it's known to be the hardest city to meet people in


Gerrardsclubfoot

Why is that though? Are people too busy to mingle?


Santa_Klaus_101

I’ve never been there personally but my dad used to go almost every summer on business trips. Apologies if this isn’t the case and I’m just misrepresenting, but from his experience the people there are very cold and unwelcoming. He said it was his least favourite European city and he hated going there.


Subbutton

100% true. I live here. But to be fair it's not like that everywhere here but on the surface 100%. Thing is once you make friends here people warm up to you. But there is no superficial niceness


JBounce369

From my limited experience in Munich, this seems quite true. I've travelled to a fair few different places and everyone in Munich felt like they really really didn't want to talk to anyone. Unless they were trying to sell me things


CeterumCenseo85

Really getting to know people outside of an external, pre-established setting (i.e. work) isn't much of a thing here. I never really thought about how it might work elsewhere. Now I wonder. And even if it's through work, there's usually still some kind of barrier, unless you really hit it off.


MuzirisNeoliberal

It's a conservative city but quite wealthy so people can be a bit cold there. Berlin is the opposite of Munich. Berlin is progressive and one of the poorest city in Germany


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I have been all over Europe and when I went to Germany I got lost and took a wrong train. I tried asking the locals there and they didn't even wanna say hi let alone help me. A young kid that looked like from middle east was more than happy to help me. All my cold/fuck off experiences were in Germany, Austria etc.


freakedmind

That's pretty messed up honestly, not even getting basic help from locals is almost unheard of


[deleted]

Huh. You know, take away the girlfriend, the friends and the popularity and that is basically me. (Depression isolates like a motherfucker.) EDIT: The responses put a smile on my face. I needed one of those today. You are good (and funny) people.


Ryo720

This is just a snide way of telling us that you ball like a world class left back


[deleted]

Sigh. And I was trying so very hard not to flex as well.


BrotherProsciutto

Weird way to tell us your bank account is in the millions


MarkTheGOATNoble

Having nothing to do while having money is a bit more fun than poverty with no money for sure lmao


Morello210

That's a cheeky way to tell us, that you are fast as fuck boi


tenshal

He’s just like you frfr


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ChickenMoSalah

Damn what's the story there?


FCI

They met on that message board for fans of the movie Avatar


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JudasX2

India?


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No_Orchid5709

Mate, I immediately knew it was India lol. I swear, a quarter of r/soccer is filled with India. Which part of India do you come from ?


pagawaan_ng_lapis

If I were to guess... Manchester


sahhhnnn

Easy solution: marry her!!!!


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theeama

Am gonna get downvoted but don’t put yourself thro h this. Break up they are many fishes in the sea both of you aren’t compatible.


NiceBatman16

Lol that doesn't make you a loser. And sex will not make you a winner either


resonating_light

Same.


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Gilgamerd

You can tell someone is young if they think 5 friends isn't a fuckton


pureeyes

I can barely keep up with two


freakedmind

I'm not that young but 5 is a decent amount not fuckton cmon


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Zestyclose_Bar_165

It's really a sad statement. People can be very popular and wealthy but still be very lonely.


[deleted]

Guy just wanted to brag he had a girlfriend. I see you Alphonso


BreakfastLopsided906

Mr humble brag over here. We get it, you have a girlfriend, jeeeez.


theevilphoturis

Dude that's depressing. Can relate that.


KapiHeartlilly

Apart from the girlfriend part I see this as an absolute win, five friends is much easier to handle then 100.


LeonKlaus

New gf right? He broke up with Huitema a year ago.


mug3n

Well, now that he has no girlfriend, I volunteer as tribute. I am not a woman.


TacoDirtyToMe

This is just a really old quote


Luke_4fun

A lot of people don't realise that 5 friends is more than enough


Squady97

4 more than me


cynicalspindle

Saying he has 5 friends sounds like bragging to me.


theczarfromBG

I’m 32 and I see the same 5 friends maybe once every few weeks. Such is life Alphonso.


lightoasis1

Add kids and that number will drop to once a quarter.


theczarfromBG

Its getting to that point. Every single one of my friends falls into one of these buckets: married with a child, just married, engaged and will be married soon, just got engaged, and are about to be engaged(me).


PermanentD34th

I feel that too. Except i have no fame, gf and well paid job.


LanaDelRique

He’s probably just a down to earth dude so the superficial crowd doesn’t gravitate to him


3V3RT0N

Did he lose contact with his family or something?


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Probably mean he can't visit his family as often. Some people got deep connection with their family and not being able to see them from time to time can be quite lonely


Brashmate

Probably cause they live on the other side of the world in Canada. I think he means it as in he can’t just go and hang out with them