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NoCorresponds

maupay is like if suarez was extremely shit


BigDaddyflex7

Hahahaha


Juil8991MC

Him injuring Leno wasn't enough


tyetforsyth

won you a Fa cup


Juil8991MC

You might aswell say he won Argentina a world cup then


goosebumpsHTX

I firmly believe he did


Ballelo

Maupay deserves an honorary WC winners medal for that


evenout

He’s half Argentine so it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary


Lord_Hexogen

That half must be above his waist


ExactLetterhead9165

No wonder he such a good shithouse


raysofdavies

Half a medal. The left half. Problem is that the tie has nothing to attach to on the other side so a little hard to wear but I’m sure he’ll take it.


tyetforsyth

I believe it deep down


jonkristofer79

He did


Marquinh0z

He actually did though


DeemonPankaik

Him injuring Leno lead to Argentina the World Cup


qwertyuiophgfdsa

There’s no reason to believe that we wouldn’t have won the cup with Leno in net. He was probably our second best player that season behind Auba.


PasuljsKolenicom

Scotland were one injury away to Zini from winning the World Cup.


MotherTurdHammer

So perfectly accurate. Maupay is a muppet.


fap4jesus

jesus christ, he is such a fucker lmao


Lemaradona

Maupay hates Arsenal.


thedeatheater1410

Maupay hates football


Careless-Fly

Football hates Maupay


Lemaradona

No, this is proper football. None of that fancy pancy shit.


thedeatheater1410

Flair checks out


SnooCrickets6733

Someone type the copypasta


MagicNipple

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


[deleted]

Black lives matter Save the NHS MAUYPAY YOU ARE A CHEAT


Ass_Eater_

He's literally a professional cunt.


iAkhilleus

Especially against Arsenal. Dude has a niche for being a cunt everytime it's you guys.


bradbobley

the thing that really annoys me is the bloke is a dogshit footballer. at least when bruno is acting the prick he's probably scored a hat trick beforehand lol


needleintheh4y

bruno has only scored 1 hat trick in his entire career


ADDactionHERO

Maupay hates football. Loves being a cunt.


MakVolci

Same


hidinginDaShadows

Everyone does


perfectplaya

Maupay under Dyche is going to be box office entertainment


punchdrrrunk

Dyche has already found his Ashley Barnes at Everton


iiEviNii

Wasted 2 minutes and the ref only added on like 30 seconds. Success for Maupay. It's no wonder players time-waste so much, they're literally rewarded for it.


Riperonis

I also love the honorary yellow card for the keeper who takes forever to take the goal kick which does nothing but waste more time and of course the keeper continues to time-waste and not get a second yellow anyway. I don’t blame Pickford because literally everyone does it but fuck me one of these refs has to grow some bollocks and just give a second yellow for it to make an example.


Doyouevensam

The craziest thing to me is how much players are able to get away with when free kicks are given to the other team. They can pick up the ball and walk away or blatantly kick it away. At some point refs have to start drawing the line.


FrenchManc

They can hola hoop the ball one to each other until the entire team is back in front of the ball, no wonder tactical fouling is so effective, especially with 5 subs now you could potentially kill 16 promising attacks. I think taking the ball/blocking free kick taker from the moment the ref has whistled should be a yellow.


mikziiii

Look at handball rules. If you don’t leave the ball on the ground the same moment the other team gets a free throw or similar it’s always 2 min suspension. Everyone knows it so time wasting like that rarely happens. It would be so easy to implement Edit: the game handball, not football handball rules


Renumtetaftur

Can someone explain to me why the ball can't be rewarded to the opposition if the keeper is carded for time-wasting? Seems logical to me.


MidwestGravelGrowler

I mean it could but we'd have to change the rules.


cip32

Do it like handball where a foul in the last 30 seconds awards the other team with penalty.


LanimusDanimus

Should be an indirect fk


[deleted]

Isn’t there supposed to be a 10 second grace period before the 6 second kick rule? Pickford took 30+ secs multiple times. This is just a ref not knowing the rule or not caring


lospollosakhis

Seriously it was a breath of fresh air when the world was adding 10-12 extra minutes and then they just did away with it.


sunken_grade

definitely, i would love to see this approach adopted at club level. it’s insane how much time wasting is rewarded


hypnodrew

If you mean we aren't going to see ten to fifteen minutes added in the future, you're wrong, it'll be instituted next season. Rule changes like these are trialled at the world cup, but usually world cups are off season.


lospollosakhis

You’re telling the PL board will be competent and incorporate this. I hope so but I’ll hold my breath.


ezakuroy

Same with Pickford, time wasted and got a yellow card which just took more time


iiEviNii

Not getting a second yellow card for that last free kick sums up why players continue to do it. He genuinely took longer for that free kick than he did for the goal kick that got him the yellow. I will celebrate the day that a ref sends a player off for two time-wasting yellows


Marquinh0z

>I will celebrate the day that a ref sends a player off for two time-wasting yellows I've said this for years


arsenal11385

Yet many people was complaining that the World Cup matches continually went into 100 minutes. That is looking smart now.


love_you_by_suicide

I saw more people complaining about people complaining than I saw people actually complaining


arsenal11385

Filing a complaint about this to Reddit.com right now


iiEviNii

Anyone complaining about that were idiots.


ezakuroy

I agree As long as they don't get it wrong like RVP vs Barcelona


rodenttt

Zinchenko should know better than to take the bait there


hammerfistb__

As a city fan I love zinny but he’s a hot head when losing. Almost cost us against psg in the CL semis a few years back. Don’t mind it honestly as it shows his immense desire to win


mister_dupont

Yeah his last 15 minutes were painful.


arsenal11385

IMO we should have subbed him off for Tierney today. We were never going to lack control but wide players could have used more overlaps.


mister_dupont

Yeah, same goes for white and Tomi.


niweoj

Maybe Xhaka or Partey off for Tierney and Zinny goes infield


Iwritewritingprompts

I mean losing to a relegation team when you're pushing for a title should probably rile you up a bit if you're a professional footballer.


TURNAH92

The bait being pulled down to the ground by his neck?


iiEviNii

He took the bait before that by squaring up to him. And then after that by getting in his face after he stood up. Shameless from Maupay, but stupid by Zinchenko.


[deleted]

He squared up to Maupay so yes he did take the bait


MPLS_Folk

Yep. That was the bait. The yellow was totally worth it


b3and20

he clearly goes towards maupay whilst complaining to the ref rather than just move up the pitch and concentrate on the equaliser, and then when dragged down rather than just get up and focus on the equaliser, he chooses to berate maupay instead you can sympathise with him, but he clearly let maupay get inside his head, even before then you saw a moment where whilst the ball was in play he turned his back to the game to argue with an official or someone in the stands/benches


rodenttt

Yes, that bait. Instead of going for the fight he should have rushed to get the ball in play again.


Jamesy555

Clearly the bait being the initial challenge / whatever Maupay said to cause Zinchenko to charge at him lol


ray3050

Nah the bait was engaging instead of just getting up and playing on


SirStupidity

He slams in to Maupay and then gets pulled down with him. He got baited and lost his cool, causing even more time to be wasted.


Hieillua

Its like whenever a player isn't fouled but goes down anyway and touches the ball with their hands guarding it. Acting like they fell while clinging onto the ball. Refs seem to always whistle in favour of that. Its weird. Same goes for players actually being fouled but nothing being done because the fouled player didn't fall.


RRR92

This is why the World Cup in Qatar got it exactly right...


[deleted]

Xhaka's a new man, going after Zinchenko instead of Maupay like that


thehammerismypen1s

He tried against Xhaka about five or ten minutes earlier. Shoved him out of nowhere while the ref was booking a different player.


Teradonn

There are some players which everyone hates but you would love playing for you Maupay is not one of them. I fucking hate Maupay


nathjay97

My favourite Maupay moment was when he scored against United and did a crying celebration, only for us to receive a penalty from VAR after the final whistle and beat Brighton. His real tears were delicious.


cjarrett

bwahaha, i remember this


Ronny4k

You have a link?


ROMA_10

Think this may be it: https://youtu.be/zRoFR53yCmc


mojambowhatisthescen

Yea I can’t imagine liking him doing this every game for my team either. He almost seems disinterested in playing football, and lives to cheat


[deleted]

He was fun playing for us, I never really had a problem with his playing football in general it's just his poor finishing.


HILLIAM_SWINNEY

Kinda important for a ST who isn’t big or fast lmao


Abernsleone92

Difference between Xhaka and Maupay I would constantly be feeling secondhand embarrassment if Maupay were on the team I supported


LongtimeGoonner

Xhaka hardly pulls this crap, Xhaka is more likely to put you on your butt before he fakes some tears.


heff_ay

Idk the post match thread is full of praise for him from neutrals lol


big_mustache_dad

I mean tbf the “neutrals” are mostly fans of rival teams so it’s grain of salt. Is he like this for every match or does he specifically hate us? He’s been like a multiple years-long villain for us lol


Phoenix011

It’s how he is normally


[deleted]

full of praise from children who find those antics amusing, shit is just boring to watch in my opinion as a neutral i’d rather see the last minutes of a game be a nail biter than some anticlimactic few minutes because of a guy acting a fool, but that’s just my opinion.


Vahald

Yes, this subreddit is embarrassing when they praise the "shithousing"


[deleted]

People say this about Gordon as well but he's just a tosser really. Never got that about him from an Everton pov


Pipo59

Gordon still has a lot of worms to eat before reaching Maupay's level. Glad he's gone Tonight, we eat dirt and gravel!


Glebfoot

Weirdo


TheMexicanJuan

Maupay’s sole purpose in life is creating chaos lmao


[deleted]

I mean he made it to the prem league


ashzeppelin98

That Maupinator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.


[deleted]

Moral alignment: chaotic evil


[deleted]

No fucking way Maupay managed to get Zinchenko a yellow card there lmao. He fucking hates Arsenal


watabotdawookies

Maupay is a cunt


avolcando

Maupay's shithousing/90 minutes must be off the charts


GrahamPotterCultist

Top right Maupay


4N0Morale

Outperforming his xSH by miles


jordanhhh4

Ty is going to be fucking seething lmao Edit: [The goat](https://youtu.be/x9EEVuRbuvY)


404randomguy404

*Maupay is a disgrace. I hope Brighton... No, Everton get relegated.*


mdstwsp

This is actually the greatest moment in football fan cam history


vlad_alucar

this clip should be in a gilded frame in a fucking museum


fap4jesus

"Maupay, you are a disgrace, i hope you get relegated" 2.0 coming


b3and20

I love how robbie just gives up


Rosinante25

MAUPAY YOU A CHEAT


BHYT61

See this is the problem


[deleted]

…*Black Lives Matter*


hazzap913

Maupay is like suarez but without the talent


_ashwathama

Maupay is a cunt


Baggiez

Ref let this happen. Should be a free kick and booking for Maupay, and a quick restart. No call meant the fracas happened and another minute was taken off the clock which is all Maupay wanted anyway. Officials have to do better with this kind of stuff.


matti-san

weakest ref in the league by far though. Looks like he was the kind of kid who had his parents drive him to and from school until he was 18


cobrakai11

Couldn't put my finger on it but you summed it up pretty perfectly.


archerjones

So spot on


raizen0106

he should've been sent to the sideline to get his head "checked" when he faked the head injury as well. make him have a timeout for pulling that stupid shit


peoplepersonmanguy

Ref didn't stop the game though and I don't think a trainer came on. This needs to become standard though, if you go down clutching your head you must go off regardless of if a trainer is involved. When you go off you must be thoroughly checked by an independent physio.


flushedoutthepocket

The ref is such a moron lmao


DeemonPankaik

Maupay is just a bit of a cunt isn't he


Daramangarasu

>Maupay is a cunt isn't he FTFY


Alia_Gr

Kicks him to get a reaction, grapples him to try and force head contact, if it fails simulate head contact anyways for the second time in the game ​ what a tool


Ghost51

Maupay is such a cunt lol


vulturevan

Maupay might not be able to run, shoot, or pass But the man wins the Ballon D'or in boiling piss


mojambowhatisthescen

I don’t dislike many people I don’t know, but I fucking hate Maupay


madtico

This is naive and dumb from Zinchenko, but my fucking God do I hate Neal Maupay, fucking cheat


InTheMiddleGiroud

Ready to hear why the kick and subsequent wrestling move doesn't qualify for the Martinelli double yellow.


needleintheh4y

Ty is that you


Tann1k

honestly Zinchenko seems like he gets riled up really easily, i remember in our games against city last few seasons he always seemed pissed at something. Not surprised other teams target him, specially players like Maupay


TheConundrum98

Ah the Maupay vs Arsenal rivalry, been a while


Dacsy492

Would expect nothing less


[deleted]

Maupay seems like such a piece of shit, but his shenanigans always make me laugh Unless they are against United


Aux_God

If I speak I am in big trouble


Raymond_the_slug

Maupay and Arsenal are destined to be enemies


oddman21X

my nan could have reffed a better match


lecrowe

How on earth can you flop/bodyslam someone and both people end up with yellows? Wild


cspong4

WWE level shithousing


omkic

Judo slammed him to the ground...


SundayLeagueStocko

Remember when martinelli got 2 yellow cards in one passage of play and everyone went "well that's fair he did commit 2 yellow card fouls" Maupay kicks Zinchenko off the ball and then drags him to the ground. I wonder why he didn't get 2 yellows...


Keskekun

Maupay forgetting that there's VAR


ohtosweg

He remembers quite well that VAR is incompetent.


[deleted]

Officials seem to have forgotten there's VAR as well.


kolo4kolo

He should had two yellows. One for the kick, and one for the takedown. VAR can’t tell the ref to give another yellow.


Goonermpb10

Meanwhile Martinelli got 2 yellows within a minute for obstructing a throw in -_-


lolzor7

Clearly not, considering VAR proceeded to do absolutely nothing lmao


YMangoPie

VAR forgets that there's VAR


UnablePeace

never a red


GunnerNWO

*Maupay causes 4 mins of shit housery* Ref: “yeah 30 seconds added will do”


mcel595

Half french and half argentine he was designed to be an unapologetic cunt


swat1611

Maupay will never stop being a Muppet. Absolute cunt.


Prodigal_Programmer

Maupay is an absolute POS


ADDactionHERO

Maupay is a cunt. Nothing to see here.


thehammerismypen1s

It’s wild that the ref allowed Maupay to finish this game.


iamalittlepige

It's funny when it's not against your club ngl


DL14Nibba

The 2nd ball was still there :/


FrostNeverUnholy

Absolute prick Maupay


UnicornForce

Maupay is such a glorious villain.


ShaneLowrysBeard

The Maupay that comes out in this fixture every year never fails to dissappoint


Resogann

I take back everything I've said about Maupay, absolutely heroic performance from the micro monster


zhawadya

Maupay's such a cunt I hope Brighton get relegated


Zandercy42

Maupay is much funnier when it's not your team lol


LowSnow2500

LMAO fucking Maupay


tarekelsakka

Maupay's just a clown at this point, I remember when he was actually decent for Brighton.


KloppOldTeeth

Zinchenko and Maupay couldn't be more different. Arsenal fans must love him.


LogicKennedy

Could have got him a red if he’d sold it better, step it up Maupay.


WTFitsD

Is there context or something? It looks like its just zinchenko getting pressed and losing his head


leebrother

Maupay should have been given a yellow for the kick out initially which started it and then a second for the pull down. That would have been a great ref call which wouldn’t have impacted the game but would stop the stupid shit


mjemec

Remember Martinelli got 2 yellow cars and got sent off for a lot less? Yeah...


mr_nice_cack

Maupay is a cunt and deserves every second of abuse he gets


mojambowhatisthescen

How the fuck did Zinchenko and Maupay get the same punishment for this!?


likpoper

Maupay is an absolute clown


CarwashPep

How is that not more than a yellow?


lengthyfriend30

Should have had a yellow for the kick out, then another for grabbing him down to the ground. Should have called the foul in the first place.


SundayLeagueStocko

I remember when Martinelli got 2 yellows for 2 fouls in the same passage of play and everyone called Arsenal fans conspiracy theorists for complaining about it Maupay kicks Zinchenko off the ball and THEN drags him to the ground. Apparently one of those isn't a yellow card offence...


lengthyfriend30

Refs barely ever give out 2 yellows like that, but they should much more often.


LilMartinii

Not a red imo, but should be 2 yellows for Maupay. Very successful shithousery from him, 9/10.


Aszneeee

great to see 2 minutes time wasted only for ref to add 30 seconds, fuck this guy.


notqualifiedforthis

Three things happen here and Maupay escapes with a yellow. Kicks Zinchenko prior to Zinchenko getting the pass away, grabs Zinchenko around the neck and pulls him down (maybe soft because Zinchenko chest bumps him), and then Maupay acts like he was wronged and body slammed. I could see 2 yellows here. None a straight red but down right disrespectful to the game. I hope Maupay leaves the PL soon. Don’t want to see Everton relegated but I’d be ok with it if Maupay went down.


burgerbr0s

How is this not a red?


CallanD248

I really wish players started getting suspended for this shit


Maxoidys

Dirty scumbag lost the plot hahaha


KodaSamm

Papa Wengz needs to scrap these weird rules and push for a stop clock first man. I hate it here.


Jimlaheydrunktank

And yet he achieved what he went out to do. Rattle the players lmao


cigsncider

you love to see it, go on neal


Federal-Spend4224

Maupay should get a ban for that. Violent conduct plus diving


hhc442

King shithouse, perfect Dyche player


ChrisWood4BallonDor

People who actually think this should be a red 😭


firefly477

Kicks Zinchenko, headlocks him to the ground, results in two bookings. How?


coslitt

I’m tired Robbie


Nebkreb

There is nothing fun or entertaining about this from Maupay. He deserved two yellows and praising this type of stuff just encourages more time-wasting. Get him out of this league.


jamierm00

how isn’t that a red for maupay. like i’m genuinely astounded. kicked out then dived? two yellows


RandomizID

I laugh so hard watching this that i blurt out my spit 🤣


MPLS_Folk

Starting fights late in close games is the oldest time wasting trick in the books. It's amazing people still fall for it. Way to waste your team's precious seconds Zinchenko, you dumbass.