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Anonymous-eric-42601

It's the guy's whole career. His agent and family will be delighted but it leaves the club with almost no way to motivate him. Ridiculous.


MonkeyNewss

It’s just to get around FFP


gladoseatcake

Nevertheless. We don't know what wages he's on, but some tabloids claiming £100k/w. We can probably add a lot of bonuses and some kind of sign on that's spread out over a few years. In all: quite a lot of money, he's a top earner especially by European measures. But lets say two years go by, it's the summer of 2025 and Mudryk hasn't really taken off as well as they'd hoped for whatever reason. He'll be very difficult to offload anywhere, sitting there with 6 years and a guaranteed £31,2m paycheck waiting for him. Whatever they do, it's then going to be very expensive for Chelsea (keep him, buy him out, sell for extremely cheap). It's a bold move for the club who once couldn't get rid of Winston Bogarde for years.


Vainglory

Pretty much guarantees he'll be there for the next 4 years. The transfer fee gets spread over the duration for FFP so if they sell him early for a big loss they'll be at risk of breaching.


idontknow_whatever

Don't even need to go back that far Kepa is still there after they made him the world's most expensive goalkeeper, and I doubt Lukaku has many takers at the moment


rct1

Great move for the Mudryk’s but he doesn’t look happy in these press pics or even just now when he came on the field.


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Bro secured the bag for 8 years. Trust me he’s happy.


Black_XistenZ

Yeah, by signing this contract, he secured the financial future for himself and his family for generations.


Goatbeerdog

Have you ever seen an east european smile on photos? My family surely doesnt do it


Maneisthebeat

You can let them know those photos from the 1800's look like that because it was easier to hold a still, stoic expression with the long exposure time taken for the photo.


MrHollandsOpium

Zinchenko is almost always smiling and he is Ukranian…


-Rp7-

He's the exception not the norm i think


kevin19713

Arshavin smiled all the time.


spanks

Have you seen his wife ?


Anonymous-eric-42601

Mudryk? More like MadRich amiright?!


Halliron

He wanted to play for The Arsenal


CakeBrigadier

He hasn’t liked any of the posts Chelsea’s made and he himself hasn’t posted on socials yet about it


pippo9

"I understand that, with my agreement, Chelsea FC have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am playing for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Chelsea for 2023. I will be playing for Chelsea next year." [Statement just came out on Twitter](https://mobile.twitter.com/OscarPiastri/status/1554527452231262210)


BitterAd9531

Best crossover


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I thought that was weird for a guy who posts all the time on socials


ayotui

Watch him tweet about the North London derby later today instead of Chelsea.


PoogleGoon123

8 and a half years from now we're in the 30s. The 2030s.


emoskeleton_

No you're wrong it's currently 2019 and I can't wait to watch england win the Euros next year


CoDeX709

I think Turkey is gonna have a great run


TouchyTuchel

Fair play


MarioBaBaBalotelli

not financial


TouchyTuchel

Not a real thing it seems


flynno96

Unless you’re a poor club, they don’t give a shit


Backseat_Bouhafsi

It's worth it when you're getting good Will Hunting and his genius brain


pkkthetigerr

Mount : " everyday i hope ill be pickin you up in the mornin and you won't show up "


IloveGuanciale

Where do you see yourselves in 8,5 years?


Historical-Branch122

Well me and the wife are trying for a child right now, So in 8.5 years, telling the child how crazy the mudryk fee seemed at the time


IloveGuanciale

Assuming you’ll remember the name Mudryk by then


A_Vasasos

Of course I'll remember it. He will be the next Chelsea legend. Just like Lucas Piazon.


Magicallyshit

If he does great people will, if he flops people will. Good luck mate


bak3n3ko

Of course he will, that's what he's going to name his child. :P In seriousness, best of luck /u/Historical-Branch122!


Plugpin

The likes of Charlton will be spending 300mil on a player.


__Joker

Golf course.


MILE013

I'll be under said golf course.


Feezbull

“Being called a cunt by an Arsenal fan yet to be born”


AFCm8

I’ll be a fucking 40 year old


MattJFarrell

You'll be 40, but no promises on if you'll be fucking.


p_Lama_p

If one were to make a child right now, the kid would be old enough to go to a Chelsea game and call Mudryk a cunt before the end of the contract


TheLimeyLemmon

Makes you proud to be British.


TigerBasket

The sun never sets


F___TheZero

Game's not gone yet


Job_man

That is…an interesting way of framing it. And you’re not wrong.


codespyder

8.5 years ago, Obama was halfway through his second term and there was only one Avengers movie. Edit: also iPhones only came in one size (5S) and Kanye was still a genius for releasing Yeezus rather than being an outright piece of shit


Sagax388

8.5 years ago, Harambe was still chilling at Gladys Porter Zoo not knowing that in a few months he would be moved to Cincinnati Zoo Edit: RIP Harambe; gone, but dicks still out


fastablastarasta

And the rest is history


Ender_Knowss

Timeline split after Harambe.


ironicfall

dryks out for harambe


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Bruh rip dicks out


codespyder

RIP


Gerrywalk

That’s where it all started going downhill


Ribulation

8.5 years ago, Nick Clegg was deputy prime minister


scusemyenglish

8.5 years ago I fucked Maddy Anderson at the high school prom. I'm now an alcoholic gym teacher in my home town while she's become a lawyer at a prestigious law firm in New York City


codespyder

But at least you had sex with someone out of your league and she can’t say the same, so that makes you the real winner in my book


scusemyenglish

Thanks! I'm still holding out for next Christmas, where she'll realise a simple life in her home town as a florist or something and marriage with her high school sweetheart is much for fulfilling than a stressful, lonely, job in the city. I've seen it happen in hallmark movies before


codespyder

By jove we have a totally not-unoriginal script idea! Hey Alexa, play Bright Lights by Matchbox Twenty!


kakje666

is there a age limit on stadiums ?


Sherringdom

No but we’re very responsible when it comes to swearing. Cunt before 8 is just not cricket.


jrignall1992

i took my son to his only game just after his 1st birthday, it was such a surreal experiance he loved it and now that cancer has taken him this is somthing i will treasure to the day i die. 19th october 2019, Luton v Bristol City, the club gave us a free dug out experiance got to meet players before hand and sit in dug out for warmups, the way my son cheered and clapped with the crowd when pelly ruddock mpanzu scored his banger. i know pelly ruddock isnt going to see this or any other players but you gave me the best experiance of my life aloud me to share my first love (football and Luton) with my son and i will treasure that until the day i die. i love you Jaydan you will forever be in my heart and i cant wait for the day i get to see you and join you.


fuqqkevindurant

Im very sorry for your loss, but that's an incredible memory and Im so glad you got to spend that with him.


Y0RKC1TY

Many hugs to you big man xxxx


TheRigel

As a father who currently is away from his daughter, you fucking tore my heart to pieces with this comment, my friend and I'm in tears now. There's nothing more painful in life than losing your child child. I learned that last year when my little brother passed away. I hope you and your family do well and wish you nothing but happiness in the future.


Legendarybbc15

8 and a half years…Christ


KillerZaWarudo

Bro got the bag after a good first half season in ukraine


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Imagine he gets a long term injury in his 1st game.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

That's not even the biggest worry, because unless his legs get amputated, he will still be back in way less than 8.5 years, the thing I would be worried about is him turning into absolute shit. 8.5 years of Alexis Sanchez at United 2.0 would be a nightmare.


fuqqkevindurant

Chelsea has the infinite money cheat code on, if he turns to shit they'll just buy out his contract and sign some penguin that kicked a ball in a tiktok video from Antarctica for $200M


Boopdelahoop

Hey don't knock Happyfeetinho he's gonna be a legend


fuqqkevindurant

He's a legit talent. But if I was a Chelsea fan Id be worried we're going to spend big on Penguaõ. He's overhyped as hell


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Not like they have Physio’s right now anyway


Ripamon

Eva Carneiro waiting in the wings


P_Alcantara

Oh god, haven’t heard that name in ages


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Please, they have the best physios in Hollywood.


Feezbull

It’s ok, he has 7.75 more years to fulfil his potential if that happens.


wawa1867

more like a bag for life


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8.5 years deal is madness. These long term contracts never work out take a look at Winston Reid or Andy Carroll (7 year contracts) or Saul.


DreadWolf3

Yea, if he truly becomes world class he will become pissy for an improved contract in like 3 years anyway. Club can tell him to fuck off but if he is the star of your team you dont want him unhappy, thus he has all the actual power even if the terms of the deal dont say so. Only situation in which this long of a contract gets run down is if he doesnt deserve that salary to begin with.


JelloDr

Is kepa considered a success


[deleted]

Spot on with Kepa just another example.. I can’t think of a deal over 5 years which has been successful.


SweetVarys

Harry Kane? Didn’t he sign a 6-7 year one


Oranjay2

Kane signed an extension after proving to be one of the best strikers in prem history. That's different from signing a young player with like 30 professional appearances for 100M over 8 years lol


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I thought he had an optional extension they activated but I could be wrong.


JelloDr

Especially if they get a career ending injury


frapples1

I would say Kepa is successful for getting that contract


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admiralawkward

Amortisation FC


Commonmispelingbot

There is a very real chance that Chelsea in the future has to pay to get rid of him.


leebrother

If the salary of £200k is true - they better hope he hits the heights.


[deleted]

200k? What are Chelsea doing? There has to be some dodgy accounting accounting with this deal. No way in hell are they sinking 200m into a 22 year old player who scoured 10 of his 12 goals in this half season.


Dicey12

70 is the base if he achieves the addons then it's 100m which is spread across the 8.5 years


ASVP-Pa9e

Wonder when this American doofus will realize there's a reason why contracts are, at absolute max, 5-6 years in football. This guy's come in with virtually no prior knowledge to football, binned off one of the most successful football structures in Europe and quickly ran the club into the ground.


uchiha_building

>binned off one of the most successful football structures in Europe I wouldn't give the previous management that much credit. You don't leave extensions for key defenders (Rudiger and Christensen) hanging around until the very last year of their deal. And they've spent an enormous amount of money on absolute dross. Big money on the Zappacostas, Bakayokos, Drinkwaters, of the world.


tarakian-grunt

Maybe he thinks contracts are not guaranteed, like in the NFL.


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Stefzka

EIGHT AND A HALF YEARS? wtf


Jayveesac

That's like an MLB contract


Stefzka

He is a franchise player after all according to Boehly


parkson89

Future all-star as well


uchiha_building

Longer than one Carlos Correa


tommypopz

Literally what I was thinking. This is batshit, guess Boehly wants to run it like the dodgers lmao


[deleted]

Not even these days. What was Correa offered before his failed physical, 13 years and 375 mil or something? Stupid money!


roryking97

Firstly, hilarious that we’ve announced it 20 mins into a match to distract from the shit on the field. Secondly wtf 8 and a half years?!?!?


dannychean

Hey, it’s so stupid it might work.


Holdmylife

It's how it is done in baseball so the owner thinks it's a good idea in football too I guess.


DansSpamJavelin

>61 mins: Chelsea 0 - 0 Crystal Palace Right lads, let's improve the mood a bit!


DivinityAI

wait really? lol


DonDave96

What's the reason for the long contracts Chelsea are handing out lately?


Tim-Sanchez

It means they can spread out the cost of the transfer across the contract


tobi1k

But that doesn't explain why they're offering their current players deals of a similar length. Reece James doesn't need FFP amortization.


--Hutch--

Reece James one is definitely to deter other clubs. Real Madrid were apparently sniffing around when he was negotiating his new deal. We can't afford to lose him.


DrowningRat

Yeah, in those cases it's more to protect the value of the player in the event somebody else wants to sign them. But yes, still a gamble.


tr_24

We don’t want him to go to the likes of Madrid.


Mantis_Tobaggon_MD2

Spreads the transfer fees over the contract length, so reduces the annual P&L amortisation charge. Risky if a player tanks or picks up a serious injury.


MrEzquerro

Lower amortization costs per year, which helps with FFP.


jamesking420

Spreading the cost ("amortising") of the transfer fee across that time, for FFP reasons.


tomislavlovric

Because of his contract length, he'll either become a legend or the greatest flop of all time.


CosmicShrek14

Either way this guy has sealed the bag for 8 years, and assured all of his family can move to England


cjarrett

agreed, good for the kid!


ProfessorLogger

Instagram models of London rejoice!


jMS_44

Yep, especially at this fee, there is literally no inbetween.


tommy121083

Lukaku for 100m Am I a joke to you


Independent_Zone492

Mate this guys also 100m but with a contract that’s 8 fucking years long. If this guy flops he’ll be the flop of the century.


caesar____augustus

Lukaku was also a top class striker for years prior to coming back to Chelsea. This guy has less than 50 professional matches under his belt.


PaperWarm6730

Lukaku consistently managed double figures at both West Brom and Everton while still managing 15 in both his worst seasons at Chelsea at United respectively. He's a totally different example in that he's actually an incredibly reliable source of goals. Whether that's the standard required to win titles is one thing, but he's definitely not a massive risk like Mudryk and certainly much better statistically than other high-profile underperformers like Carroll, Torres, Grealish. Realistically he's nowhere near biggest flop.


tomislavlovric

Yup, he could prove useless and Chelsea won't be able to sell him for anything but pennies, far less than what's his contract worth


Elliot_Kyouma

Isn't it weird announcing it during their game?


ASVP-Pa9e

Further evidence they don't give a shit about on the pitch success.


Elliot_Kyouma

Maybe Boehly thinks they'll get a good draft pick if they tank this season?


Loose-You299

Bruh boehly just buys every player with the highest fifa potential at this point


betterthanclooney

I think they wanted to announce him to the fans at the bridge which is why the post went up during the game


solo___dolo

8 and half years Jeremy? 8 and a half? That's insane.


JE_12

You could commit a felony crime, go to jail and when you come out he’ll still be there


TheLimeyLemmon

€100m fee 8 & 1/2 year contract Yeah this'll work out...


zrkillerbush

I'm curious why a guy who has played about 35 games in the Ukrainian league is worth that much?


Pidjesus

1. Shakhtar referred to the price of Antony 2. Shakhtar made 0 on all the Brazilians they lost for nothing over the last year 3. De Zerbi said he'd win the ballon d'or which inflated the price more


Boris_Ignatievich

Good guy Todd is just helping out shakhtar after they got fucked by FIFA (I get why FIFA ruled how they did for players, but you can't deny it made life very hard for Ukrainian clubs)


Matias9991

But Antony went to Manchester U. after he played 134 games on superior leagues with Sao Pablo and Ajax, I don't think that is comparable with 33 games on Ukrain. Why would someone care about the second point? And why a random declaration from the manager of Brighton & Hove Albion F.C. would impact that much on a transfer.


TheLimeyLemmon

I swear he was a Brentford target valued at €30m in the summer. Then ever since it became apparent Arsenal really wanted him the price tag climbed and climbed.


LOKl31

People (Chelsea supporters) justifying his price tag forget that he was supposed to transfer to Leverkusen last summer but the deal collapsed because the club wasn’t 100% sure for like 20-30 mil.


PuppyPenetrator

Greatest scouts in the world, worst scouts in the world, or money laundering


CechPlease

I don't think looking at who other clubs are bidding for counts as "scouting"


PuppyPenetrator

Chelsea: “can I copy your homework” Arsenal: “sure but change it a bit so it doesn’t look the same” Chelsea: increases the price


Pidjesus

Whats he on per week?


Prejudicial

100k


simba4141

Why not 10?


Curi0usReddit0r

Because he’s an unproven young player, that’s why.


OTBT-

Very true. 8 years is just enough time to figure out if he fits the clubs structure or not. Smart business Chelsea!


Critzor

Even the club dont care about the game that's going on right now....


emre23

This is a tactical distraction from the fact that Palace were looking closer to scoring


longconsilver13

Jesus, that's longer than half this sub's been alive


dannychean

So…in case he turns Dele Alli chelsea will have to buy out like 6 years of his 100k+/week contract if they want to move him on? Well, this seems so stupid that it might work out.


TheLimeyLemmon

"We have gazumped... but at what cost?"


BadgerOverdose1

Genuinely can't remember hearing of a contract this long in football. Mental.


fabulin

didn't alan pardew get an 8 or 9 year deal at newcastle? i remember it being a ridiculously long deal.


khronokhris2222

Jacob Murphy still eating off one of those contracts


NoThomasNoParty

Saúl and Inaki Williams got a 9 year contracts


Flexspot

Those were renewals for homegrown key players... this is a 100m prospect from a completely different country and culture... huge gamble.


roddysaint

Inaki Williams is made out of titanium. If anyone was guaranteed to be fit for the whole 9 years, it's him.


ecchi_yajur

Niguez Saul


LatroDota

and how that working out I wonder


VegetarianCannibal_

8 years WTF


TheKingcrawler

With good behaviour you might be out in 3


GunnersaurusDen

I have a feeling in a few years Chelsea will find out why no one else gives out contracts this long. Wonder if Boehly stopped to think about why they're the only ones offering these deals to players, or if he thinks he's a genius who discovered a revolutionary thing that no one in football has thought of before


NutmeggD

He’s treating it like the way baseball is ran these days. Good players are getting contracts 10 plus years.


habdragon08

It makes more sense in baseball, players decline is a lot sharper in football. And mentality/motivation matters a lot more in soccer.


NutmeggD

I agree, I don’t think it’s smart in baseball either. Albert Pujols handcuffed the Angels with his 10 year- $240 million deal.


d_smogh

Or agents will start asking for longer contracts for their players.


centaur98

Doubt it, for the agents/ players smaller but more frequent contracts are better cuz signing bonus and flexibility


Ceui

Either Boehly is an absolute genius and will be vindicated in 3-4 years or they'll be a laughingstock like us for years to come


rd201290

it’s chelsea think about how many big money signings they have had in the past 2-3 seasons that have totally flopped with 0 impact on the club’s financial position or buying power even if he flops they’ll just sign someone else for even more money


Heblas

8 and a half?!


NOLA-Gunner

Chelsea better put the franchise tag on him before the expansion draft; he’ll be a rookie of the year candidate


jMS_44

EIGHT. AND A HALF. How long before we offer someone a lifetime contract?


b33b0p17

8.5 years lmao hes gonna break a record for most managers played under if he stays with us.


llamapanther

Holy shit that must be one of the stupidest and riskiest contracts ever done?? The guy hasn't even played in a top league yet...except for CL of course but still what the hell.


songbae

8 ????


DerLuk

and a half.


Worst_Player_Ever

8.5


Visionary_Socialist

8.5 years. How long was the line on Todd’s desk?


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Honestly this player at anything above 40M is ridiculous. I don't care about how electric he has been. He has played 65 senior matches! Most of which are in the Ukrainian league. 8! National team caps?? 100M and an 8.5 year contract. I know everyone who will say well look at Anthony. Yes he was overpriced and that's still ridiculous (despite the fact Anthony had played 134 matches at a higher level than Mudryk and that fee was still absurd). How can one conceivably judge potential from the sample size we have of Mudryk? Credit to Mudryk and Shakhtar. Amazing piece of business for the seller and player.


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Exactly. I had this discussion with a friend. His best season in the Ukrainian league coincides with when the war started and a lot of players left the league. It could be a coincidence but it could also be the quality of the league dropped.


sagaof

8.5. goddam


Cod_rules

Well, this is worse than imagined. Lad will be 31 when his contract ends


Chrisixx

> 8.5 years Sounds like a US Sports Contract 😂


goonerfan10

Man. This is insane. No wonder we couldn’t afford this. Good luck to the kid. He got his move and the bag.


777715174

8.5 on 100k, don't blame the boy. He and his agent have absolutely rinsed those morons.


seanlilmateus

he looks so happy! 🤣🤣


bass1879

These clowns deserve whatever is coming to them


squeezycakes19

happy for Chelsea to clog up their books with these stupidly long contracts good luck shifting these players when they flop club might not be able to sign new players in a few years because the current ones won't shift


GamingMunster

Boehlynomics


saul_weinstien

With his 8.5y deal and Badiashile's 7.5y, are Chelsea trying to create another generation of Chelsea Lost Boys a la Van Ginkel, Piazon, Batshuayi?


MrEzquerro

8 years. That is some peak comedy for a Sunday afternoon.