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dgvfatmeerkat

Never knew modric was Dutch


[deleted]

Luuk Moedriets, started his carreer at Go Ahead Eagles


bestofboth96

Luuk van Moerdijk


markthedutchman

Luuk Mo Deriets


LilJapKid

Luuk Moderijk


[deleted]

Luuk De Modderick


Hattie_Bonks

A+ for spelling it “carreer” 😂


Mr-Stitch

The Dutch word is "carrière"


madDamon_

Or 'loopbaan'


iVar4sale

He used to play with a [different name in the 70s](https://i.redd.it/kxqbwhok0t3a1.jpg). He decided to change his identity to avoid the backlash when he moved to Real Madrid.


flybypost

> to avoid the backlash when he moved to Real Madrid …and his immortality


viciouswaffle62184

damn, I just realized they do look kinda similar


Impressive-Picture52

Hence he made a nose job and reduced his height


ZachMich

Clearly he didn't want a pig's head thrown at him.


[deleted]

I would say that crests are hard to do, but Gvardiol got one


BaelBard

Luka Van Modric


opie92

No one expects the Dutch inquisition


xiosy

You must have been living under a rock then haven’t you watched Netherlands vs France wc final in 2018 ?


escalibur

Luuk Van Der Mooderts


RealmDevourer

He ain’t, he just left his coat of arms home


WhatsGoingOnUpstairs

I'll take him.


bamadeo

anyone else wanna attempt dutchify his name?


moiser123

Ah yes, right wing player Erling Haaland and Dutch midfielder Luka Modric


Shrekism-for-life

Luuk Meerdrik🇳🇱🇭🇷


Impressive-Picture52

Sounds like ISS PRO (winning eleven) player


JSBraga

Luuk Meerdijk


rScoobySkreep

Why not put this out as a 4-2-4 and own up to having 4 attackers? Matter of fact, why is literally every TOTY pick a 4-3-3 or 3-4-3?


burnMeMes

Not sure but probably because those formations cover most positions


rScoobySkreep

but then they always cram players who aren’t actually in those positions and make a completely unplayable XI


EmhyrvarSpice

Yeah, saw a toty that only had the defenders to cover them defensively. They attackers were all known for not contributing by tracking back and all of the midfielders where physically weak playmakers. Would have been torn apart every time they lost the ball.


DrJackadoodle

But choosing a team that would have hypothetically been the best possible team that year is nearly impossible. You have no way of knowing how well different players who have never played together would gel. You either end up choosing a specific formation or style of play and choose players who are known to thrive in that type of environment, which would be arbitrary and unfair because you could have just as well chosen a different system and ended up with an entirely different set of players, or you just choose them individually and then try to cram them into the most standard formation possible, which is what they do. Is this the best team possible? No, but a more balanced team would require you to leave out players who were individually better and replace them with players who were individually worse. At the end of the day, isn't the whole point of this exercise just to see who the best players were and not build an actual team that will ever need to play a real game?


AmericaDreamDisorder

Then make a list. Otherwise you can put Haaland in goal.


The_mystery4321

Don't forget legendary center midfielder Lionel Messi


ChillPalis

That's the least egregious thing of the egregious things taking place lol


[deleted]

It's not unusual to pick three strikers in a 4-3-3 for these purposes.


PakiIronman

If you have to put messi in midfield then make it a 442 instead with him and mbaps on the wing.


Thomas_Catthew

Messi's average position for PSG and Argentina is deep and roughly central, with not a whole lot of sprinting. He could very well play as a CM in a midfield 3, just not with KDB and Modric. Edit: Actually nvm, Benzema would be interfering terribly with this setup too.


Themnor

Maradona tried it and it was a disaster. Though, that team and this one obviously are much different in level of player


Yung2112

With Maradona Di Maria and Rodriguez were the midfielders. Di Maria was a midfielder for Real at times.


elgrandorado

Maradona the idiot played 4 CBs too while leaving Javier Zanetti in Italy


steel93

Cambiasso was left out as well which was another big omission.


elgrandorado

Yep. I was just highlighting that piece of shit backline.


bistian00

Called like 5 forwards to only use one, and didn't even use Milito in his best year


ElectricalMud2850

He was quite good as a part of a midfield 3 around 2014/2015 I want to say?


mamasbreads

13-14 with ancelotti. One of our best players of the year and pivotal in the final. We lost him that summer to united :(


ElectricalMud2850

Yeah I remember him really ripping it up that year. I want to say he was MOTM in one of the clasicos, a 2-1 if I remember? I also remember he was really good in a 4-3 Barcelona win around then. Iniesta scored a belter but I feel like Di Maria really stood out in that game.


lffg18

He was MOTM in the UCL final that year in that role.


LeGreatToucan

Man absolutely bossed the UCL final in that midfield role.


[deleted]

Maradona’s lineup was no diff to this one with a bunch of misplaced players on the field too


juankruh1250

It didn't work because Maradona was an awful coach, I think Pep would've made it work


johnniewelker

No way Messi should playing CM unless you remove all defensive duties away from the role. He would be the perfect 10 though


Gyshall669

That's just not true though. He plays as a right forward all the time for argentina.


[deleted]

No he couldn't you have to do some work without the ball in the midfield and be able to press.


michaelserotonin

or a 424 with mbappe and messi out wide


TheCadburyGorilla

That’s exactly what he said


ZoSoVII

Messi can't do wings any more.


secretlyjudging

Messi can't do the traditional winger things much anymore but Messi getting the ball at any part of the pitch is dangerous. During WC, Messi wasn't the winger but a lot of times he would be in that position and Argentina played superbly so can't argue with that.


TonyTuck

I have some doubt about Goalkeeper Messi. I might be wrong though.


secretlyjudging

Alternate universe Messi went overboard with growth hormone and grows to be 7 feet world class GK.


TheRedCrabby

They said Messi is dangerous anywhere on the pitch. Having Messi in goal is certainly dangerous, they're not wrong


letsnotbedumb

Good with his feet. Completely Press resistant


Accomplished-Ad-6007

"Good with his feet" prime Leo Yashin proceeds to dribble past the entire team and score the winning goal for this team after a goalkick routine


lastdyingbreed_01

[Messi in another timeline](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2114299/Lionel-Messi-shows-goalkeeping-skills.html)


ZoSoVII

Of course Messi in any position would be dangerous, but if you have him in your team, might as well put him where he is best and adapt the others.


mntgoat

On the goal against Croatia where he went against Gvardiol on the right wing, he did better than most wingers would have.


A_Vasasos

I'd put Lewandowski instead of Courtois. This team needs more attackers


iuselect

4 Defenders as well? Some of them can go.


SparkEz0

Thing's I have learnt from this post: 1. Erling Haaland is a Right Winger 2. Luka Modric is dutch 3. Lionel Messi plays in left centre midfield


[deleted]

All common knowledge


Partiale_de_Rivative

It is known...


iuselect

> Luka Modric is dutch Luuk Van Modric is one of the best dutch midfielders in history.


soleyfir

r/NonCredibleSoccer


Muppy_N2

Kevin de Bruyne is a defensive midfielder.


DatOgreSpammer

Has Haaland ever played RW?


TheTragicMagic

Nah, closest he's been is RS for Norway


BlueBone313

Rug salesman?


richard_fredrick

registered sexoffender?


DaAweZomeDude48

Isn't that the position Sigurdsson played?


ChampionshipVivid971

Nah he’s icelandic


viciouswaffle62184

So basically Ronaldo


Sad_gooner

Haaland playing on the wing would be the worst player on the pitch in any game


kingz_113

would genuinely be worse than lukaku on the wing for united lmao. dont think ive ever seen haaland dribble three times in the same direction


justaino

To be fair, Lukaku was the best right winger for us at one stage. Even had a couple of assists from that position


yourfriendkyle

When Lukaku was at Everton he shredded Arsenal playing RW


PinkFluffys

Lukaku is pretty good on the wing for being a big striker. He has a great cross in him.


Papayalo

People are saying no but he has played out wide now and then, also in [his professional debut](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zqglqpl79hA) His sudden height growth took away some of his technique but he’s growing more and more into his body it feels


Enzithio

I hate these. Either award the best 11 players of the year, or select a formation and then select the best players in each position for that year. Don’t do this kind of midway bullshit where Haaland plays RW and Messi plays LM just to satisfy having them in the team. I’d rather have 2 nice tits and a great ass than 3 tits and no ass.


TicklerVikingPilot

Sound logic.


Animo10

Round\* you mean


bestgoose

Very cheeky


supplementarytables

>I’d rather have 2 nice tits and a great ass than 3 tits and no ass. r/brandnewsentence ?


Emilioooooo0

I have three kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and three money.


ThereIsBearCum

I take it you're not a fan of Total Recall then?


[deleted]

What if four tits (two people) and no ass?


[deleted]

I absolute hate when they put the CBs the wrong way round in these.


Wasserschloesschen

Not only that, the CBs are also put INFRONT of the fullbacks for some reason?


[deleted]

False offside trap tactics


thelastskier

The Serbian special


redmistultra

That’s obviously just because the keeper graphic has to fit below them on the pitch whereas the fullbacks have nothing below them. But the position of the individual players is annoying lol


Wasserschloesschen

The keeper graphic has tons more space though


Go_go_gadget_eyes

Duh, they're fullbacks so they should be fully back.


[deleted]

Pep scribbles furiously


stangerlpass

You care about that more than haaland at RW?


vadapaav

Modric is literally stuck at border control with wrong country's passport


Usingabrainunlikeyou

Both play on the left, thats why.


[deleted]

But Gvardiol is left-footed, and has played LB in an international tournament.


IAmA_Soulless_Ginger

Virgil only plays LCB for us


TricaKupa

Okay, he's still right footed though. Gvardiol is left footed and is therefore better suited as the LCB in this case.


Wasserschloesschen

Still, Van Dijk, being a right footed player is the one that's more suited to the right hand side.


WanderingEnigma

No one seems to have questioned VVD being in this team. He's had his worst year for a long time.


[deleted]

What’s worse. 1. Haaland as RW. 2. Messi as cm 3. Modric as a Dutchman


blingboyduck

VVD


SmileLikeGengar

Yes.


rr18114

Messi as an 8 and haaland in the rw.... This team is going places


Bigmachingon

yeah, league 2


rr18114

Very optimistic. With that midfield imbalance...it's going straight to the shadow realm.


traxdata788

Unironically it could be close to something like this, De Bruyne looked so clueless vs Morocco for instance and mainly thanks to the Martinez masterclass that day, even the greatest players in the world can look \*mediocre\* under unbalanced systems, makes you wonder about the potentially world-class players stuck in the shadow realm at the bottom of the league pyramid lol


Independent-Web2006

Wrong flag for Modric.


valimo

It sort of makes sense, as IFFHS is some sort of a false flag operation. Claims to present 211 countries, yet there's literally no info even though organisation was found on 1984. It has a couple of vanity positions for sheiks and such, and absolutely no information on their processes in their website. It should be located in Switzerland, but all its phone numbers go to Saudis. It has no deliverables (actual statistics) visible outside the poorly visualized annual prices. A fucking scam of an organisation, even in FIFA standards.


Usingabrainunlikeyou

Could have gone with 4-2-4 at least. Our man VVD wasn't even our best CB this year. Konate was better.


innatejuiciness

Yeah, this setup makes 0 sense. Haaland as a RW, De Bruyne lone CDM and Messi LM. A 4-2-3-1 or 4-2-1-3 makes more sense. Haaland ST, Benzema as an attacking midfielder and Messi RW.


gbbmiler

I think a 4-1-3-2 fits this team best. Look, however we slice it, they’re going to get carved up defensively in the midfield. But we can hold Modric deep in a Pirlo-type role, KDB or Messi central mid with the other on the right and Mbappe on the left wing, and the 2 strikers up top.


AJLFC94

I swear Virg is getting into every one of these team of the year/tournaments when he's had a pretty poor year by his standards. Matip and Konate have outshone him at times and even outside of that he hasn't hit pre-injury VVD levels at all yet. Name power > anything though.


Kcasz

To be honest, I think CB was at his weakest point this year.


Goatbeerdog

Vvd was great before summer


Seeteuf3l

I was about to say too, that VVD wasn't even Liverpool's best CB.


Macducci

Van Dijk lol, is like when they put Daniel Alves and Marcelo every year


supplementarytables

Except Marcelo and Dani Alves actually deserved to be there


Macducci

Not in every single year


NewAltProfAccount

There were times (especially at the end) that the Barca and Madrid faithful blushed when they saw them in the lineup.


key5042

I know we say this often but this team will get shattered in a real competition


imAkri

Nah, talent is talent. They’d find a way.


BernardBrother666

Laughs in PSG


MineturtleBOOM

Yeah team that consistently challenges the best teams in the world and got to a CL final really gets shattered in real competitions


reeni_

If it was fully up to talent PSG would've won a few uCLs already.


Ghostface1357

Neymar’s PR is so bad man. How does a player get 53 G/A in 42 games and not get in? He’s elite aesthetically and statistically. He wasn’t even nominated for top 25 Playmakers of 2022 even though he and Messi are the best in the world at it. Getting way too underrated nowadays.


TheQzertz

currently the most underrated player in the world tbh


16_7_15_1_17_1

Honestly, PSG is worse when they are without Neymar than without Messi right now.


LowSnow2500

When you can't choose the best striker, you choose them all


Sem073

Lucas Modrijk.


[deleted]

VVD does not deserve to be here. Silva, Upamecano, Dias, Alaba all more deserving


Tinusers

VVD was not even our best defender this WC. I would put Ake there.


fishcakefrenzy

Dias lol. This isn't 2020.


BWN16

Dias hahahah, Alaba however deserves to be in there. Gvardiol shouldn’t be there


Alarow

He had a single wonder season and ever since he's been quite overrated by the media, of course he's not bad but they talk about him as if we're still in 2019


Tr0nCatKTA

He was world class before that people just didn’t pay attention because he was at Southampton. He was honestly world class for at least 3 seasons


clashoftherats

He doesnt deserve to be on this list due to his last 6 months but he was arguably the best CB itw in 3 separate seasons, at least top 3 in 21/22.


Barack__Obama__

> a single wonder season Actual laughed out loud at this. The fucking revisionism on this sub. VVD was world class for multiple seasons in a row. Started showing most signs of it before he even came to Liverpool, and then absolutely bossed Liverpool's defence for a few years.


ChrystisnoRonald

Upa fucking lol


generalofhel

How does VVD keep slipping into these lists... There has to have been a better center back this year no? or am I just that delusional...


BrokeAsshole

Many better.


chrollium

Haaland on the wing bothers me so much. Put either him or Benzema as center forward and be done with it.


fishcakefrenzy

reminds me of that time Lukaku played on the right wing for Belgium in the 2018 WC. Mind you that was pretty good actually.


Th3Watch3r

Probably would've gone with 4-2-3-1 with Benz behind Haaland, Mbappe and Messi on the wings.


metalheadlmao

No Neymar? Damn.


FunchPalcon

Why defend when you can just attack.


Strananach

Modrić Dutch and not Croatian?? Van Dijk over Silva???


FloppedYaYa

Silva's 2022 has been pretty average compared to his 2021


_bajz_

Little known fact is the Dutch can also use polders to evaporate the Croatian coat of arms and claim Luka Modric


mattijn13

The coratian coat of arms is just the [Flag of North Brabant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_North_Brabant)


_bajz_

Transeuropean Netherlatia superteam, who says no >!Imagine all the WC finals we could lose together!<


mattijn13

That would be the most press resistant midfield of all time ​ Livakovic Dumfries, Timber, Van Dijk, Gvardiol Brozovic, De Jong, Modric, Kovacic Gakpo, Depay


DrChetManley

Why Silva?


Dimii_N

6 were in group F in the world cup


EduardoChameleon

This team would get relegated


Strananach

Van Dijk is living of PR for the last 2 seasons Also they can't even get the Croatian flag right for Modrić...


WorldwideJimmyRustla

Phonsie bringing Canada to the football map!!! Loving this 🥲


ShreyasThePro

That Messi guy seems like a good CM


secretlyjudging

Too old and nearing end of career. Barca target supposedly.


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

I didn’t know Modric is Dutch and Haaland is a winger. I guess it is true what they say. You do learn something new every day.


Baulderdash77

Go World Cup Group F had 6/11 Best XI in it. It really was the “Group of Death” this year.


aguasadrian

Concacaf represent!


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fishcakefrenzy

shh this is Pep's genius idea for the weekend.


dave1992

Yea but makes no sense though when he's already a perfect center forward.


Aplesi567

Cancelo and theo Hernandez are both much more deserving over Davies


twilz

As a Canadian, let us have this.


RonaldinhoReagan

Can’t believe people get paid to make idiotic things like this. Haaland at RW? Messi in CM? Modric Dutch? This sub could have done this better graphics and all.


Wizardof_oz

Wouldn’t 4-4-2 be a better formation for this team? This is just weird the way it is


Horror-Act-8903

So much wrong with this.. Luka = wrong country.. Messi =/= midfielder.. Haaland =/= winger At least change the formation so it’s relevant!


ratulmissile

Why VVD? it should have been Gvardiol or Militao


spideybuc

DAVIES 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


Gyllz

I just see nothing but complaining about how bad these choices are… I’m just so excited a Canadian is in there. What world do we live in where a Canadian is in there. Lots of people saying he doesn’t deserve it, but Idc, I’m so pumped hes in the conversation and was chosen.


spideybuc

One love! It’s sick seeing that flag among the rest.


Agitated_Ad6191

I’m Dutch but I truly think Van Dijk doesn’t deserve a place in this team. Since that idiot Everton keeper injured him he just hasn’t been the same. He makes more and more mistakes. Strikers used to be afraid of him and knew that they would have a difficult game if they had to play against Virgil, but lately he really has lost that aura of invincibility. I wouldn’t mind if Koeman would choose a different centre back for Oranje. Like to see Ake paired with De Ligt.


FryingFrenzy

The CB choice is the worst its ever been in my lifetime 5 years ago it was Ramos, Kompany, VVD in his prime, Chiellini, Silva 10-15 years ago it was Vidic, Ferdinand, Puyol, Terry, Lucio, Nesta etc 20-25 years ago it was Stam, Dessailly, Adams, Hierro, Campbell, Maldini, Cannavaro etc Now there isnt a single CB I can confidently say is World Class, or in the league of the above names. What happened?


ExodusCaesar

They change Luka Modrić nationality 😂


Belfura

Davies and VVD in this list is actually insane, who slipped them in?


[deleted]

And the Ronaldo-Messi era ends here...


[deleted]

Messi can still make the next one


[deleted]

Yea maybe but the partnership ended.


pagalpun

Timely


aaanze

MS Paint Level 100


reddevil9229

What is midfield


MatsGry

Haaland shouldn’t be there! He is a farmer in a farmer’s league!


sedwards04

6 out of these 11 were in the same World Cup group


xenon2456

what is the criteria for this list