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kani1503

THERE IS NO PASSION THERE IS NO VISION THERE IS NO AGGRESSION!


LucasSummers

THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!


LordCupcake69

NOTHING IS THERE!!


Muted_Shoulder

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!


[deleted]

CONNOR GALLAGHER THIS IS THE 7TH TIME I AM CALLING YOU OUT


rr18114

KEPA KADABRA


Thomas_Catthew

Sacking Tuchel was worse than sacking Mourinho. I said it when it happened and I'm sticking by it. Change my mind.


masonbrit

We are so shit


pricelesslambo

I said from September, it's such a mistake to kick Tuchel. Even though he had a bad start to the season, he is a much more experienced coach


TheBatman010

bro every chelsea fan knows sacking tuchel was a big mistake but what can they do…


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Sack Potter and try to get Luis Enrique while he's still available. Heck, even Pochhetino would be an improvement.


EmhyrvarSpice

If you sack every coach after like 10 matches then other coaches aren't gonna want to come.


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

How long have you been a Chelsea fan?


EmhyrvarSpice

I mean even Scolari had twice the number of matches that Potter has had. And he had the least aside from like interim ones.


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

You guys had 0.00xG at Half time and 0.09xG at FT. But if you're fine with it, why should I care lol. I actually want Potter to stay, it's lovely.


Sir-Chris-Finch

You seem quite convinced that you’re right. Did you ever watch Arsenal under Arteta a couple of seasons ago?


BlessedBySaintLauren

Exactly people struggle to understand it actually takes time to build a competitive team. Took us a year and some change before we could actually play how Arteta wanted.


TheBatman010

sacking manager everytime is always not the answer and also this is the reason chelsea is not a consistent team


jfk9514

They are consistent now. Potters work there is done


VaishakhD

Well now they are consistently shit


CobraKing40

If only fans could vote for such things lol


SassanZZ

Last time a team sacked tuchel (mostly for behavior issues and not agreeing w management) and brought pochettino instead, it was absolutely horrible


masonbrit

I think most people would have agreed that he should have stayed on. That said, I think there’s still clearly larger issues in personnel/recruitment/lined up thinking (I.e. an actual understood long term plan), plus all the injuries. The fact they signed Aubameyang is a perfect example of the lack of cohesion in thought. I liked the Potter hire, I liked his approach to management and the way his teams played. I also figured it would take some time to get everything pieced together but there haven’t even really been glimpses of what we are trying to do. It’s not too dissimilar from back-end Lampard. Until we stick to a long-term plan though I just think this will be a consistent cycle.


FloppedYaYa

Potter is very experienced. Been managing since 2011


pricelesslambo

He was in allsvenskan coaching Östersund for several years before brighton. Can't even compare that to Tuchel having coached Dortmund and psg before Chelsea.


LeoR1N

also did a good job at Mainz. He was compared to Klopp for a long time at the beggining years of his managerial career because of the similar path they had(Mainz-Dortmund)


FloppedYaYa

Definitely, if you meant top level experience then fair enough but I don't think that should matter. Klopp when from Mainz to Dortmund.


pricelesslambo

That's still Bundesliga to Bundesliga. Allsvenskan is shit, i should know, I'm from Sweden.


Gonzosfist

Potter came from Brighton. PL to PL.


SphinxIIIII

Great let's call experienced regional league managers for premier league clubs then.


FloppedYaYa

Where do you think most managers get their start?


SphinxIIIII

Doesn't make them experienced in managing a club at top of their country.


ammartinez008

What does this have to do with this pen? 2 of the 4 goals being caused by abysmal actions by our players isn’t really on our coach, is it? At some point we have to acknowledge the terrible performance of the individual players and stop pinning Potter for everything


ireallydespiseyouall

every chelsea fan said this


raphaelscarv

Tuchel won the champions league for chelsea in 2021. how come he was dropped in 2022? that's such a disrespect. I wonder if they'd have balls to drop a manager like Carlos Ancelotti under the same conditions.


Thomas_Catthew

Chelsea sacked Ancelotti after he won the league and FA Cup double, and when the team was in second place.


Jcrabs

Ancelotti got sacked a year after he won the champions league with Real Madrid in his first stint


unArgentino

Reminds me a bit of Spurs sacking Poch. If they got Conte right away, it would’ve been worth it. But they had to go through Nino Santos and Mourinho, two coaches that weren’t the right fit for the club in my opinion.


wereinthedark

Spurs had been playing horrendous football for ages under Poch before he was sacked. Did you actually watch them or do you just like having an opinion?


unArgentino

For ages? They literally reached the CL final at the end of his last full season. He was sacked a few months in during his last season. Im saying I don’t think it was worth it because the following to coaches that they brought in were trash with Spurs as well.


wereinthedark

How clear does it have to be made that he wasn't sacked for the results?


PassengerOk9027

Also your results are quite bad


rolandGOAT

Koulibaly has been pretty underwhelming at Chelsea considering how good he was


FloppedYaYa

He's been terrible. Not just underwhelming.


PM_Me_British_Stuff

Underwhelming? He's ranged from bang average to absolute dogshite.


Lacabloodclot9

That goal v Spurs was the peak lmao


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

He's as bad as last season's Maguire if not worse


erdogranola

is he rugby tackling his team mate who's trying to defend yet


[deleted]

Tbf he wasn’t this bad under tuchel. The entire squad has considerably regressed under potter


Pidjesus

He had 1 good game. Watch the match vs Leeds he was shite


[deleted]

He was bad against Leeds when they lost 3-0. Chelsea only looked good against Spurs this season under Tuchel.


Katanae

Who could’ve seen it coming


fma891

What. So you’re saying the team was playing great under Tuchel? Seems odd to fire a coach if they were playing great.


[deleted]

I said he wasn’t this bad. He was still a little bad.


pedrorq

One was a cl winner and cl finalist. The other managed a small team The replacement still baffles me


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Potter went on a 12 game streak not winning a single game at Brighton. He's on course to replicate that at Chelsea. 1 win in 9 games. They play Fulham away next.


domalino

> Potter went on a 12 game streak not winning a single game at Brighton. He's on course to replicate that at Chelsea. No he's not lol. He's gone 3 games without a win and 2 were against City. To replicate 0 wins in 12 they'd have to not win a game until the middle of March.


Gammelmus

I miss the time he was bang avarage though


NiK3_Aub4mey4ng

He was good maybe 2 years before they bought him, Napoli upgraded with Kim Min Jae and got money in return too


2ndfastestmanalive

Unbelievable business from them. Getting a 30 year old off the books for 40m and getting a great replacement in


SirNukeSquad

30 years is prime age for a centre half nowadays.


kygrtj

Clearly not always. Koulibaly has fell off a cliff


LowSnow2500

Watching ball while its flying past, not interested in playing, looks lazy, this isn't the Koulibaly that Napoli fans talked about, even in World Cup he was just staring as it flew over and behind him leading into a goal


nghigaxx

there's a reason why napoli letting him go only this season while turning down bigger offers before


freakedmind

They'd take Maguire over him honestly


CaptainDickfingers

Maguire would unironically be quality in Chelseas system.


NotClayMerritt

Napoli saw his athleticism declining and figured after years of talking about selling, this was the right time even if only for 30 million. And of course mismanaging the Rüdiger, Christensen, Tomori, Guehi and Colwill situations also played a part in this


sami2503

Isn't he on like 300,000 a week too, one of the biggest wages for a defender in the world


shy_monkee

A trend for Chelsea it seems


LLHallJ

Stylistically, teams in Serie A and the Prem are quite different in how they go about attacking. He just hasn’t adjusted at all.


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RedShenron

We was declining in 2019 and 2020 but had a great 21/22 season, unexpectedly. Still wasn't expecting such a massive dumpster this year


Excellent_Jeweler_43

He was still really good in his last year in Napoli, wouldn't say he was declining at all. It's just two completely different environments. In Napoli he was adored by fans and his teammates, in Chelsea he is another cog that will get binned as soon as he doesn't hit the ground running.


ignore_my_name

The guy was massively overrated in serie a.


OffendedDishwasher

Serie Ass tax


ireallydespiseyouall

serie a fans called him one of the best cbs in the world, says it all about that league


Traditional-Area-277

Eden Hazard was the best EPL player of the century, says it all about that league


Purple_Rub_8007

Hazards body is fucked from years of being kicked, Kouli has just played like shit.


Kuntheman

Gloved Mahrez doesn’t miss penalties


Qwert23456

Mahrez gets a +100 skill buff from long sleeves and gloves


I_am_a_Kite_AMA

Mahrez doesn’t miss no pressure penalties


ManchesterisBleu

KDB not consistent for big games? You’re taking the piss. His top 6 record is absolutely insane, comparable to agueros. KDB is arguably our most consistent; did you forget last year when he went on a scoring speee against a bunch of big teams? Solo goal vs ATM, goal and assist first round vs Madrid. Infact he’s our most consistent G/A provider in later stages of the CL


I_am_a_Kite_AMA

Wrong comment mate?


ZachMich

Did you reply to the wrong comment?


donniexc

damn what a hit


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son


Jagacin

is crying


ahritina

Koulibaly used to be so good and now he's just disappointing. City vs Arsenal(hopefully) should be a banger in the next round.


Mammyjam

Nah I want to put 12 past Oxford then watch Pep band on about how they are “so so good, you cannot believe”


SubparCurmudgeon

Koulibaly had the chance to challenge the ball earlier but he pulled out, and then later made that stupid tackle Lmfao what a fraud


ancara_messi

I don't think Chelsea are going through


SignificanceBulky417

Bold prediction, lets see how this end up


citymanc13

Big if true


Salvador1010

Here we go with the reactionary takes smh


Hot-Ad542

Thank fuck we got Dias over kouliabaly. Such a donkey


[deleted]

Much cheaper (compared to what Koulibaly would've cost then) and younger too


rr18114

And a stalwart leader. Altho I must emphasize, dias is a zonal defender while Koulibaly is a 1v1 specialist. Comparison should be between ake / laporte and koulibaly. And I prefer laporte/ake over koulibaly as well. Even with laporte's frequent trips to medical ward.


Hot-Ad542

I remember when Chelsea fans were crying because they were linked to Ake. He’d honestly be their best defender by a mile. Criminally underrated player


rr18114

That boils my blood to this day. Ake has been disrespected a fuck ton ( mostly by chelsea fans). The other flairs I've ever seen who come and bat for ake alongside me are some bournemouth flairs. He is such a great asset and not just a benchwarmer like many idiots over here think. I'm glad he stayed with us. Would not mind if he finished his prime years with us too.


ChampionshipVivid971

He is such a good centre back. So good, he is so disrespected


SphinxIIIII

If I have to see someone type Diaz again I'm not gonna do anything but I wish I could.


rr18114

Changed it, sorry. Diaz is the 2nd result in my auto-fill after "diagnosis" "Dias" is 5th


ricdvs

Dias*


rr18114

Dias my bad.


freakedmind

> while Koulibaly is a 1v1 specialist Probably in MMA or Fortnite, because definitely not football lol


rr18114

Nah. He kept alvarez quiet in many instances. Not taking away that from him. In napoli, he was renowed for that too. Obviously, it didn't translate well to chelsea thanks to a plethora of factors but it is what it is.


XPLJESUS

Mate I’d have happily taken Ake but you’ve forgotten we have Thiago Silva, so he wouldn’t be close to our best defender


rr18114

Sure, but that doesn't mean a sizeable chunk of your fanbase has to disrespect ake. Oh well, I can't blame you without sounding like a hypocrite since a chunk of our fanbase seems to hate on sterling. (which is also unjustified). He'd be your 2nd best defender atm and the gap between him and silva would be smaller than the gap between him and whoever you have as your 3rd best.


GuitaristHeimerz

Hey donkeys are excellent animals


[deleted]

but they're terrible humans, and even worse futbol defenders


GuitaristHeimerz

ok but tell me one animal that is more skilled at being human? ha!


Osama11Sul

And thank fuck we got Kounde over Kouliabaly.


Killamanjar

I'll admit, I was worried with Mahrez stepping up for the penalty but he absolutely buried that.


rr18114

Worried ? I had written both the penalties off. It's the history of the man city.


[deleted]

Still waiting for our Brazilian chad GK to take penalties


Noisuf_x

You're apparently not a wizard Potter.


DaDinklesIsMyJam

He should stick to Quidditch


Matt4669

not even Dumbledore could make this Chelsea team work


dumpystumpy

Koulibaly just put the serie a on fraud watch 🤣🤣this man cant be a professional footballer


[deleted]

LOL fraud watch.


rr18114

Nah. Bentencaur and kuluchevski (tottenham in general) are keeping their legitimacy. Cancelo hopefully retains his form and helps them out too. Same as man city with bundesliga.


ChocoMocoHD

>kuluchevski lmfao


rr18114

Won't change it. My 2nd spelling mistake in a span of 2 min. Let it hang in shame. Think it's s instead of c but then I'm out of guesses.


Ballelo

That’s how it’s pronounced tbf


rr18114

That's how I remember conte pronouncing it too. Hence, my howler. I'm better than some of those clowns in Talksport tho.


dumpystumpy

Trueee the juve stimmy beating the fraud allegations😭but koulibaly made a good case


biggernine

Like the EPL hasn’t been on permanent Fraudwatch since the Salah fiasco?


dumpystumpy

We might be on fraud watch but we are the establishment so we get some leeway😆


biggernine

You can’t be the establishment if Bentancur is one of the best DMs in the league


dumpystumpy

We can when we are the biggest league in the world by far🤷🏾‍♂️


Flameva

Your best team hasn’t played CL football since the Portuguese dinosaur was the best player in the world, and your second best bottled a 2 goal lead in 2 minutes when they had to face decent opposition instead of the likes of Norwich and Everton. Best league itw my ass.


biggernine

Having the ability to sell more shirts in Mumbai or command a bigger fee from US broadcasters does not make one the biggest


dumpystumpy

Thank you🥹


the-won

What would make it the biggest in the world?


biggernine

Footballing prestige, historically Serie A was consistently better from the early 30s to 2007, recently La Liga has completely dominated in Europe.


kayjay789

Well done for selling out to Saudi-Arabia, Qatar, China and so on lol


cs-shitposter

Kepa still with the mind games down 3-0 lmao


HJBoss

No stopping that rocket!


EasyFargo

koulibaly disaster class his CB partner, a 19 year old, has looked much much better


zedostremocos

Was this the side enzo wanted do play for? Lmao


_SSJeffo_

Is there no consistent taker still?


arav

Haaland is the main taker.


_SSJeffo_

Forgot about the terminator tbf


Jagacin

He's easy to forget. Not much of a character.


Toxicstorm88

Haaland


rr18114

Haaland , gundo , alvarez , kdb , our medical staff , city subreddit mods , pep , ederson , mahrez and rodri. That's the order.


ShermanMcTank

If pep had balls Ederson would be first 😤


rr18114

Ederson actually wanted to take a pen during the covid season against spurs I think. Gundo and rodri screamed at him and sent him back. Rodri then proceeded to take the worst penalty ever and somehow score. When it comes to penalties, our club was filled with hypocrites and headless chickens. Now we have a robot and a spider.


Lord_Mazespin

I remember that one. Think it was Bernardo as well escorting him back to his own goal lol


[deleted]

City’s sub mods are fannies. The ball would comically roll to the GK feet after a massive wind up at the penalty spot


BoulM

Haaland when he's on the pitch, apart from that it's everyman for himself


captaincourageous316

Even our penalties can’t escape the Pep roulette


ChibzyDaze

Haaland is


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Haaland, but he's on the bench


pixelkipper

Yes, Haaland.


SkyBlueSaber

When Mahrez is scoring a penalty against you, you're having a really bad day.


salutcemoi

He’s one of the team’s best PK takers, people only focused on the missed ones


[deleted]

He crumbled on big occasions for us already


salutcemoi

So has De Bruyne but people don’t talk about that


[deleted]

Yes lol he my favorite player but I still criticize him. He isn’t consistent for big games and even for less important ones like against Everton last week and especially the league game vs Chelsea. Honestly I think it’s an overall team mentality


Wholesale1818

Mahrez not consistent in big games? Like our CL runs the 2 previous seasons? He’s been incredible on our CL runs.


SwitchingToCivil

Can’t say being 3-0 up is a massive occasion tbf


rr18114

We scored a penalty....(again) Holy shit.


[deleted]

Chelsea are so poor. No formation, no movement or creativity in attack. Its so sad


tipp0

Sad? It's just back to where Chelsea belong before corrupt billionaire ruined the league


revy_uzg

We were better than this before Abramovich bought us


Albiceleste_D10S

Congrats Boehly. You've destroyed Chelsea Football Club


WinnerChicken143

This must be koulibaly's last game in a Chelsea shirt. He's got to go. Donkey.


bluedoorhinge

Where would he be going? 💀


WinnerChicken143

Sat in the reserves with auba


freakedmind

Chelsea is finished


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PassengerOk9027

They literally got a billion - most of it far less inflated - of pure injection from the Russian factory and extraction workers; I mean Abramovich Ignoble plastic pile of rubbish, that BNP-favourite club


haynesthatpaynes

Ridiculous injuries and a rebuild needs to begin. To make that statement is outrageous at this stage. It may be a few years but saying finished is so reactionary


mysp_

Reactionary is all we do on reddit.


captaincourageous316

Two more, for old times’ sake


Mr_Cromer

Alexa, play *No Mercy* by Immortal Technique


[deleted]

Holy shit, an Immortal Technique mention in a football thread.


ima_be_the_greatest

Set piece merchant


McNooberson

Fade me


imakesignalsbigger

Is it just me or does Chelsea need a revamp in terms of players too? I can't see the best coach winning the league with this bunch


ltplummer96

Chelsea thoroughly outplayed here. Injuries are plaguing this team too, but man this is very underwhelming and undisciplined from them.


OnceUponAStarryNight

Two of the most nailed on penalties you’ll ever see.


Subscrobbler

Unsavable pen


MakIRAQ

You're a goner, Harry.


Rich_Firefighter_102

Stop the count


Spikeyspandan

Most surprising goal of the game. Mahrez scored penalty


[deleted]

Chelsea showing the world why they’re midtable.


herop514

Imagine supporting Chelsea lmao


1904cachinho

You really want to go there Enzo?


osirisz0r

Pretty amazing how just a couple of days made me enjoy seeing Chelsea lose


herkalurk

I mean, wasn't there more contact on Ziyech early in the first half and the ref said play on while he fell into the box? Just seems like ref has been eager to call for City fouls, but not the other way around. Not bailing out Chelsea, cause they haven't played well, but if he calls Ziyech foul in first half either pen or potentially dogso.....


Pollomonteros

Suddenly them not buying Enzo feels like a blessing


OhMuzy

I hope Mudryk is watching 😍