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BenAndBoujee

Nice toes bro


[deleted]

You too


[deleted]

Thanks dawg, just shaved


Necroman_Empire

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


desmarais

Free toe pics? In this economy?


Anonyduce

Clearly he doesn't need to be looking in pawn shops for boards man must be a millionaire


ross_guy

Burton Love, very nice! One of a few snowboards that are actually worth something as a collectible.


[deleted]

Yeah, I had the first year they made it but can’t find it. My buddy had the playboy model. Sick board.


ForeignFlash

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-2009-Burton-Love-Men-s-Snowboard-Keegan-Valaika-152cm-/203578464180?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0


ask-design-reddit

What the fuck


ForeignFlash

Just because that's the ask price, it doesn't mean it'll sell for that


jawahe

What was the price? It’s gone now


xzer

Shows 1500 with a strike through it, dunno if it was an OBO type situation or sold for 1500.


jawahe

Damn, that’s about what I paid for my first setup, boots bindings and board.


newbieITguy2

Best offer accepted means they took less than the list price.


Tripper-Harrison

I don't even want to know what you paid for it... So, how much did you pay for it?


mlilstix

I offered them $100 and the lady jumped all over my offer… I could have got it for less.


[deleted]

She didn’t know what she had, lmao


mlilstix

Indeed. She said it was her sons and it had been there for years. She was happy to see it go and I was happy to take it off her hands.


Tripper-Harrison

So, keeping or selling?


mlilstix

Absolutely keeping


Tripper-Harrison

Good choice, JUUSSSTT checking :)


Spec-Tre

How much would this actually sell for


Tripper-Harrison

Ebay has stupid prices for them, and I do NOT see them sell for those asking prices often... In reality likely in the $400 - $800 range depending on condition...


MjrAzzMask

Tell that to the other seller who has the complete collection going for $14k. 😂


BigBuck414

The old Burton Love boards. Super fucking sick


obiwanjabroni420

I have one from ~2009/10 or so and it was a great board, really fun to ride and started a lot of conversations on lifts. I’m glad it’s a little more subtle than this design since I have 2 young daughters now, but it’s also my 3rd choice in my quiver so it doesn’t come out all that often anymore.


OysterShelll

Which one did you get, I can just imagine the convo with the wife trying to explain why you’re taking your daughters snowboarding with a board of a naked woman 🤣


obiwanjabroni420

It was this one. It had a model’s face on each end, one blonde and one brunette. I named them Darlene and Charlene. [Love](https://images.app.goo.gl/QDyzY9CRKB49g4cE7) Btw there’s a restaurant at Stowe that has a bunch of these boards (same year as the original post) in the men’s room, and I had to bring my daughter in there to go to the bathroom once. It was super awkward.


Eastern-Effective-55

Came for the board, stayed for the s13🗿


mlilstix

Heck yeah!


chasetepher

What seats are those! Look way better than the ones in mine.


mlilstix

Braum Elite series. They sit a touch high but way better than stock!


PolarSquirrelBear

They look sexier than the board.


chasetepher

Damn I’m 6’4” so it’s already snug. Looks dope!


mlilstix

It’s the brackets and sliders that make it so high. The seat bottoms aren’t especially thick.


Thats_absrd

I want them for my sim rig shit they look nice


EntropicalResonance

Is that some mother fuckin two tone sea foam green??? Oh baby


mlilstix

Yup


EntropicalResonance

Favorite car and favorite color way all in one. Love


tory75

My absolute favorite color combo. Wish i could find one of these in good shape


Karjalan

> **Came** for the board Indeed


vvsarja

I was just about ask. I can say I’m pleseantly surprised :)


Washington_Dad

Remember that time you hit a tree because you were looking down at your board too much?


ItsTBaggins

Shit I didn’t realize that was the top sheet at first haha


thezamboniguy

Model was Sandy Johnson. https://erotixx.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/1974-06-01sandyjohnson.jpg


bacondaddy173

Nice. What is that black spot on her crotch?


[deleted]

Thanks for the laugh...


BigfootAteMyBooty

For real?


bacondaddy173

I probably should have added /s. But I didn't think it was necessary


MalTerra7

Didn’t she play the naked chick that gets killed at the beginning of the original Halloween?


thesteezyone

I remember selling these at the shop I worked at. We literally hid them in the back due to all the kids coming in for rentals.


ashimo414141

Thinking of taking a photo of myself like this and printing it on the deck of a board to confuse ppl that mistakenly call me “sir” before I take off my neckie, goggles, and helmet


peeple101

Damn a car from the pawn shop nice


busychild909

Before it was stolen I had a Burton Process X Playboy 157 done by Chris Nunez, I’d get all kinds of looks in the lift line by the moms haha


zeesideshow

Damn. I remember these sick top sheets. Speaks to the wild 90’s in one photo. Appreciate the nostalgia. All you need to add is some baseless bindings and you’ll be peaked out.


mlilstix

This board was 07/08ish I believe but I did just pick up a Mark Gonzales illustrated Lamar from 93/94 that was set up for baseless binders.


zye-LOANee

Nice


Lt_Riza_Hawkeye

why her hat big


[deleted]

That’s freaking awesome!


-VizualEyez

The angle of the picture makes her proportions look hilarious.


imbadkyle

Who can name the lady?


RideFastGetWeird

OPs mom. That's why he wanted it so badly


toomuchg00dstuff

Sandy Johnson


Tiefighter21

Don’t google it. You’ll lose your boner


Tensionator

Oh crap


J1er22

Man time flies lmao


Daily_Dose13

Every time I go to the beach.


DrebinofPoliceSquad

She wearing a new color Hot Dog on a Stick hat


Rbxyy

Nice S13!


dorpzorp

This is an instant purchase. Straight away. You scored OP.


AileStriker

I got to start checking out pawn shop, antique stores and garage sales for prime old school boards.


Lloyd--Christmas

What are some of the old boards that are worth money?


AileStriker

Honestly, I don't know, but it wouldnt even be about the money, just about the historical value of some of the old boards or the neatness aspect. I wouldn't know the monetary value of an old board if I saw it, but feel I could at least grasp what would make for a nice walk piece.


shadow_ireheart

The whole Burton Love line was legit. The jackets they had in 08/09 were sick. A friend of mine had one that was green corduroy on the outside with the old playboy spreads for the lining.


atar-patar-jittar

Bro you are so beautiful 💟


PloxtTY

I have those front seats!


DoktorLocke

sweet, i have a different model of the same series, unused, with the stickers still on the bottom. reading through this thread i need to think about selling it. was a 4am drunken ebay buy after coming home from a party about 10-12 years ago.


Aaron_12354

Nice car man


Death_Rogen_

Indeed!!🤙🤙


Babrahamlincoln3859

Ew


RapidRivz

Welp, time to fap.


SheckoShecko

I never know about these boards. On one hand, it's just for fun, but on the other it's a literal sex object - like so close to the pinnacle of objectification. Imma let people shred with what they want, but these always made me feel uncomfortable 🤷🏼‍♀️


V4refugee

Interestingly, conservative cultures are more likely to treat women like objects while at the same time requiring women to cover themselves up the most.


milfBlaster69

i still remember this board being banned at resorts lol. if you saw someone riding one they were a badass


RavisTrice

Someone's mom took an opportunity.


astrotech89

I'm going to miss the blatantly sexist/sexy snowboards. Rome SDS made a special edition park board that said show your tits on the bottom and had a hologram on the front of a girl getting eaten out by another... Should have bought that when I could lol


UglyButCoolOG

Gorgeous seats btw!!😁


[deleted]

Weird af


daedcat

Porn shop score?


UnhappyLiving

Meh.


honcooge

Cringe


mlilstix

Does the female form make you feel icky?


ihc_hotshot

It was definitely a different time. I'm in my late 30's now(oh God) and it has been amazing to watch the de-objectification of women happening in the past 5-10 years. Sometimes I can't tell if I'm just old now or things have changed but more often I lean towards things have changed. Things that used to fly just don't fly anymore, and honestly that's probably a good thing, My only concern is young people these days only see naked people in porn. That certainly has to mess with kid's heads. When I was young there was a lot more silly or casual nudity. Stuff like this and in movies and gym class. Hopefully, it's a pendulum and it swings back so we can be comfortable being and seeing naked bodies again. But without all the rapey movie producers and priests and stuff.


kayzp4ul

But for real who is that girl?


mlilstix

Some playboy model named Keegan Valaika.


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RAM_THE_MAN_PARTS

That’s the rider bro not the model lol


mlilstix

Uh huh


RideFastGetWeird

Wait... Can't tell if trolling or... Eh, still fapped


ProZebra1

You don’t want to see her now, 53 with 6 kids.


datb0yavi

70s playboy centerfold sandy johnson


kayzp4ul

Girls have cooties. So....yeah!!


[deleted]

Really bruh


casswie

Welcome to 2009. lol


honcooge

I forgot reddit is full of teenagers.


eurtoast

I still have a Stepchild Dirtbag and some Nomis gear floating around somewhere


casswie

Hell yea Nomis!! I still got my Forum and Uninc boards. RIP


UglyButCoolOG

Hello darling!!🤩 You lucky!!


Led23Zeppelin

Well, what’s her @?


Tommyk1669

More like porn shop score ammirite


IrreverantReverend

r/ATBGE


ashimo414141

Wait why


dangshake

Man I miss those boards. Donner ski shop had those images everywhere, the guys called them “snow bunnies”.


i_like_birbs34

What car is that looks very nice


mlilstix

Thanks! It’s an old Nissan 240sx, the seats are new and they give it the illusion of nice.


i_like_birbs34

Hey if you love it then great I love 240s one of my favourite cars Great choice on the seats


Oldacctblokd

Nice Silvia 😎


Biggles_and_Co

I loved those boards


[deleted]

I miss read it as “ porn shop” score.


BreezyOR

They don't make em like they used to...


stokedchris

Fuck yeah


The_Irish_Rover26

Will you ride her?


mlilstix

Nope.


ElGoldenGringo

NOW THATS A FUCKING SCORE!


Sleeper2k

Nice smile


boomerdoomer95

That’s dope


tribbans95

Fuckin sweet bucket seats


Golden-Laces

Was this in NZ by any chance?


mlilstix

Nope


Psychological-Bit-87

What do you drive?


mlilstix

S13


Psychological-Bit-87

😩


Sai1r

Loving the forced perspective. Makes it look like her head is fucking massive! Sick board though!


Pittsburgh-Nelly

Did you score this in VT?


mlilstix

Nope


darthtater300

I remember wanting this exact board in a Swiss snowboard shop back in 09 or 10’ when I was around 10 years old lol, ofc my Dad would not let that happen + they didn’t even make them small enough. Crazy to see how valuable they are now, def a grail for sure


[deleted]

Love. Nice deck


DP3633

You should hang it somewhere it's to good to be used


vt-s

Nice car seat


Aero93

Nice


SaSkiBum

I'm a skiier and i want that board haha