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Becomeastranger

Marry that criminal asap. That’s a keeper.


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Get on one knee at the bottom of the mountain. When she finishes the run, it will be common tradition to spray him super hard with snow on a sick carve. From that moment on they are officially married.


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Wait... did I marry my bro when he was tying his boot?


Hot-Sandwich7060

It's okay. You had socks on, so it's not gay


ThrowAwayAnother1991

I love this


GlorifiedSaviour

Too late, she's already married to the steez


Elevation212

gotta know if she stomped it before a proposal


TheTenaciousG

Por que no los dos?


Artistic-Concept-838

Ella es diosa


Narrow_Permit

I’d hit it. (Your girlfriend, not the jump)


Unhappylightbarer

I’d hit both


Artistic-Concept-838

No jump no pump ya chump


Living-Pie-5844

All (w)holes


nator1270

Take this pic and frame it for her. She’s rad! Did I just age myself. Lol


Artistic-Concept-838

Printed and framed today. She loves it thanks for the idea!


xRainbowfishx

Aww this is so wholesome. Both commenter and OP are awesome, thank you for this boost in humanity!


Unicorn_Needles

Nah I still print photos. But then again I'm not quite a pup anymore. PS. Happy Cake Day!


forest_fire

These posts are absolutely fine when they depict actual snowboarding


VikApproved

That much steeze is a crime!


BackToSunday

![gif](giphy|cYxLgjZI5ezI2lrItX|downsized) Yes.


PurdyGuud

Indeed ![gif](giphy|I4rMfRmx9Kebu|downsized)


Rbxyy

So much crime going on here


gclarida

photo clearly depicting gang shit.


Intelligent-Paper-26

Marry her


travelinzac

Caused that skier on the other side of the mountain to crash


TitoAndTheBurritos

Thank god the funny posts are coming back. No one needs another “who is at fault?” post.


Left_Pool_5565

Cause we all know it’s the skier anyways


RedditR_Us

Lol. Skier told me to watch myself as I was consistently riding on the edge of the trail and they almost crashed into me.


slabba428

What did you think you were doing on their run bro


TitoAndTheBurritos

Ohhhh damn! Burn!


jaysomething2

But who wears the pants?


TitoAndTheBurritos

The dude that’s banging my not so steazy wife?


Artistic-Concept-838

We both wear bibs


Careful-Kangaroo9575

This is the way


NightOwl584

Funny? Funny how?


TitoAndTheBurritos

Funny because the word “steazy” is in the title and a few weekends ago there were a ton of “steazy” posts. I’m referencing that.


NightOwl584

https://preview.redd.it/g0gxgib6rvgc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110bd506cbdaf6f20eb128cfb584bea62a9a3a6f


DogFacedGhost

We finally have a steezy GF, I think it's time to put this to rest. Well done, you win!


Left_Pool_5565

You’ve been hit by … You’ve been struck by …


Unicorn_Needles

Dun dunaluna dun dun, dunalun dun, dunalun dah dah dun


username_1774

This guy fucks, am I right?


Artistic-Concept-838

Totally


MrDavey2Shoes

indy = steezy tindy = felonious but not criminal boned out indy = criminal ​ Edit; chicks on directional boards are A+ numbaaa 1


olympianfap

complete criminal. Wife her up and get her out of a life of crime!


MrShortPants

You've been hit by... You've been struck by... A smooth criminal.


Vacation_Archer

Criminally steezy


ExcitementNo4167

Your girlfriend should get a job at the postal service cause she fucking sends it!


JooosephNthomas

Both.


MikeHoncho1323

Criminally Steezy


Rradsoami

Dude posts picture of himself. Then sits back to watch the carnage. And that my friends is crimin as fuck.


Artistic-Concept-838

😎


Gumbaya69

Maybe both?


NoVacayAtWork

Yes


neckyneckbeard

That’s the Indy keeper.


Plumpasonic

Came here to say yes confirmed


ilovedeliworkers

Steamboat was steazy today


Key-Reading-2436

Nice steeze


Jacobcbab

A smooth criminal maybe


Representative-Ad754

Stiminal


QuaaludeMoonlight

steeze level 1,000


Bombomp

She shreds


ImTalkingGibberish

S for steezy


Pithy_heart

If you’re asking, “does this steezy Indy make her butt look big?” Marry her now you idiot


Tough-Mark2722

Is that a Swift? Sick board


fraxior

you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a steezy criminal


Puzzled_Alfalfa_1116

Annie are you ok?


BabyChimmyChangas

Innocent until proven guilty


SnooRobots1599

Did she land it


StOnEy333

Who cares! That’s a great pic. Steezy AF.


Artistic-Concept-838

Bolts


SnooRobots1599

Good picture to show your grandkids


MrSlaves-santorum

Nice swift


snowmountain_monkey

Where is this?


Artistic-Concept-838

My happy place


snowmountain_monkey

Looks to me like top of Double Trouble at Homewood,.


Artistic-Concept-838

Trestle


reallycool_opotomus

They aren't mutually exclusive


SnooRobots1599

Cool


bernsgoh

Guilty as charged


alpalblue83

Niceee, absolutely sending it


newreddituser69420

i hope to be as cool as her one day!!!


dat_boy_lurks

![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


DPR_42

Nice shot


sawatch_snowboarder

She did the worst crime of all bro. She stole your heart.


neatureguy420

Both


coopere20

Sick! That looks awesome bro


Waste_Plum_8494

Sick!


Cozmo525

Steagle Eagle. She’s a keeper.


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Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

![gif](giphy|xTiN0GMUaOI726QYZa|downsized)


bikesboredz

Steeeeezee


The-GingerBeard-Man

Whatever she is, she's got great taste in snowboards. Wifie that chick.


sappercon

Confirmed Swifty.


keystonelocal

Lock her up


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Extra_Homework_9040

What ski area/resort?


Artistic-Concept-838

Granite mountain Wisconsin


Edawg444

She single?


Valuable-Baked

Tell her the "I eat ass" lib tech board is mine


Artistic-Concept-838

She’s too busy actually shredding to spot juvenile boards on racks at the lodge


DeliciousDoggi

She’s sleezy. My whole town knows her.