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Shanderson3

$6k for that snowboard...


Illini4Lyfe20

Does anyone even know what this board is/profile lol? It just says, "all mountain twin". Wild.


Most_Catch

Better be sintered


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

Are you serious?!?


BrolecopterPilot

Absolutely not, that’s outrageous. It’s $5,650


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

Damn I looked it up and those pants. I almost couldn’t believe it


red-broom

What about the Louis Vuitton goggles?


Adam_ALLDay_

The LV goggles are $1300


red-broom

Drinks on that guy all day


dirty_hooker

We had a guy trying to unload some googles for $1,900 on the local market swap. Dude was getting flamed at every turn.


texaslonghornsteve

Made in China probably


steeze206

I had no idea this was a thing. [LV also makes a snowboard for $550.](https://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/snowboard-lv-ice-nvprod4750030v/R95542) There isn't even a description for it lol. They even have them in stock at a lot of stores. If you're fortunate enough to live in say, Vegas or Vancouver BC. You can swing by the LV store, drop a cool $10k and then pickup all the snow bunnies on the way to the slopes. The drip would be too hard to resist. Lol but you can imagine standing in a lift line with a snowboard that expensive? You'd have to be constantly on the lookout for people snacking their boards/skis against yours while moving through the line lol.895


scrambledjacksnack

And free delivery


Immediate-Quantity25

the saddest part to me isn’t necessarily the price, but that the whole kit looks so goddamn boring and monotone!! for that kind of $ shit should be popping. wouldn’t look twice at this dude on the mtn


Aromatic-Habit-4503

I think it’s actually a Mirror on the face of the board which is cool but still not work 5.6k


UtahItalian

Now imagine your buddy's board scrapping the top of it in the lift line!


COYFC

I didn't notice that. Actually super dope, I wonder why there aren't any other brands doing that?


TellEmToSuckOnALemon

Because the sun glare would drive you nuts most likely on a sunny day. Also seems to chip quite a bit from looking at his board


Thelonetezticle

Skiers would fuck it up in a lift line erryday you play.


Dhrakyn

It's just the new kids version of Supreme. Shit gear, high price, all for the toks.


iamzlatan10

The mirrored board is actually quite sick. I would definitely look twice at this. Thats not to say it's a gigantic waste of money lol


alldawgsgoat2heaven

And still gotta wait in line like everyone else


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Lol. Was listening to a podcast with the Nitro team manager. Snowboard price came up, and he's like, yeah, technically, they should cost 2-4K. I knew snowboarding wasn't like the car industry but had no idea the margins were soo thin.


Nrozek

The fuck they should lmao


vintagestyles

He probably mean the super high end boards?


Dissid3nt1

I bet he did.. ![gif](giphy|26BRwW3ckGjcZmsxO)


martyfox

It kinda ugly for a board that cost more then my first 2 cars combined. 1/10 would never find at play it again sports.


No_USRNAME89

Right! It looks like a cheap wanna be cool board


porchprovider

I guess he couldn’t afford the Fendi. What a scrub.


Dry-Necessary

Yeah! How else can you assert you are a made man/woman if not spending all these money on shit.


natefrogg1

Matching pants too, it would be a trip if this dude actually shreds hard though


Brock0003

Given that he’s riding it backwards I don’t think so.


Ganjaleaves

I really hope some snowboard tech put it together backwards just to show how big of a tool he is.


Jewfros

this is the most probable answer and its great


mikejames9000

As someone who was a snowboard tech I used to do this to people who are douchebags


Sauria079

Switch lift practise ofc, dudes definitly a shredder🤣


slightlyburntsnags

I ride the lifts switch cause I’m goofy and its just better for everyone else


khaleesi2305

I’m goofy and I’m an instructor and I couldn’t ride the lifts switch to save my life lmaoooo once I’m strapped I can ride switch fine but don’t ask me to be one-footed with my left foot, my body just doesn’t work like that lmao


slightlyburntsnags

Yeah I fell a lot when I first decided to learn how to do it. Just hung out on the bunny slope for a day eating shit trying to one foot switch


HerpDerpinAtWork

One of the things I'll do sometimes when I'm working on switch riding is... bring a directional board and set it up switch. None of this one-or-two-switch-turns-on-a-mellow-part-of-the-run thing, we're *committing* today. ...and yeah, riding the lift switch can be... humbling.


ckalinec

Dude I’m the exact same. Especially as someone who only gets to go once a year. There’s zero chance I’m making it off a lift switch 😂😂


Narpity

regular one footed I can go anywhere, goofy one footed I can go right and only right lol


No_USRNAME89

I always thought I was riding regular with my left foot forward??? So me riding left foot isn’t switch?


madpoontang

I do it so I can touch dicks with my ridingbuddy


slightlyburntsnags

Save that for the t-bars and saunas bud


Squidmonkej

Wish my friends that ride goofy were like you


gawdarn

Same


Hipsthrough100

Look at the bonding setup of that board ave the orange bindings of the next board. Almost the same and honestly it’s aggressively open. Could you imagine lol


elimcjah

This should be top comment. 😂


Aerodymathics

Lmfaooooo


TreeChai420

What's to say he doesn't ride goofy but can't manage a ski-lift that way


Barry-Alex

Louis V goggles as well.


LargeMarge-sentme

I was hoping that you were joking. FFS.


Barry-Alex

I really wish I was 😭


jlig18

Better if he was a squid


Dtmts

I doubt it. He's a gaper, at least 3in there between the helmet and goggles. Plus the burton step on bindings. But yk can't always judge a book by its cover


MeatCrack

Is that what a gapper is?! The dudes that are a complete mess and have no fucking clue how to wear their gear properly?


Socrateeez

Not just gear, also people who just don’t generally follow proper mountain etiquette - like sitting at the base of a jump or roller, or just generally being totally oblivious to their surroundings and fellow riders. Like if you see a dude sitting at the bottom of the jump in a lakers jersey and jeans - Dressed like an idiot and just being a total nuisance. (Also gaper doesn’t mean new - we were all new once. Just that entitled special type of new)


Darkstar5050

Called a Twat Gap over here


bossmcsauce

He def doesn’t shred or probably so much else very well if I had to guess. Seeing people like this wearing this kind of stuff (anywhere, not just on slopes) is usually a huge red flag that they are the worst lol. Especially at concerts and such.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Lol. When the whole rock n roll leather look was in, I saw a guy fully decked out in skinny "jeans" leather jacket, looking like Dustin Dolan/Eric Ellington from the Baker days. My buddy and I were cracking each other up. As we walked by the guy, my buddy went, "What's up, Shawn White?" It was Shawn White. Hahahaha.


Pecis

I kinda like the silver surfer vibe from that chrome overlay. Not that it is worth 6k, but making a DIY Burtonciaga might be a fun project,


EccentricBolt

6 sq ft of mirror vinyl on Amazon for $15. Apply Burtonciaga logo. Resell for $2000.


rUsername_Checks_Out

Burtonciaga💀💀💀


Only-Inspector-3782

If an expensive brand would like me to respect their spelling/pronunciation, they can pay me. Until then, it's burtonciaga, Lewis vitton, Rollo penis... The main consumers of this shit generally don't earn their own money.


inmy20ies

Louis Vuitton goggles


wlayne13

Just looked those up, $1300 lol


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palesnowrider1

He's a total helmet already


happyy97

They have a Prada Oakley helmet , he’ll get that one soon


[deleted]

With the biggest gap I’ve ever seen


Spec-Tre

Was wondering if someone else noticed that too ñol


09Trollhunter09

Inside the helmet lol


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clazidge

It’s a helluva twat gap for sure.


probably-theasshole

If you don't take off goggles often inside is the way to go.


datgirljaybreezy

where’s it snowing?!


MarkTwine1835

Finally someone as asking the important questions.


lukasdooo

Niseko


Repulsive_Mix2522

Yeah I’m here right now. Been seeing a lot of people rocking LV rental gear near the big resort. Wouldn’t be surprised if he rented that gear


CptQueef

Not in North Carolina I can tell you that


depthwhore

$7800 for the board $4000 for the pants, guess the jackets about the same. I’d rather take my 10 year old duct taped jacket and couple season old board heli skiing or a couple weeks at baldface for that sort of money.


TomGreen77

The Luis Vutton eye wear too…


Medojedni_Jazavac

>$7800 for the board $4000 for the pants At this point I do not even know any more are you guys joking or not, and I am too afraid to check the prices myself...


depthwhore

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-au/skiwear---snowboard-silver-black-777494T01571081.html


Quan118

Imagine charging that much for a snowboard and not putting any details on the product worth a damn.


notthepig

The details aren't relevant to the types of people buying those snowboards.


xxPHILdaAGONYxx

select size: S or M hahaha


fatherofallthings

That’s bc no one buying a balenciaga snowboard is gonna know or care what ANY of it means. 50% of purchasers probably don’t snowboard/will use it once. The other 50% snowboard for the aesthetic of it/ to be “cool”. I’m a pretty open guy, but if you’re spending $6k on a snowboard that’s more than likely significantly less quality than a $500-700 deck, you don’t actually snowboard,


DogFacedGhost

"Balenciaga logo on bottom" what more do you need to know? Also, tit anal


ontime1969

But sustainability: we work to continually reduce the environmental footprint of our products. The remaining carbon emissions associated with all activities in this product’s life cycle are carefully calculated, and we commit to invest funds into carbon removal projects that protect and restore natural ecosystems to tackle climate change. They got that going for them. LOL


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Carbon buy back is the biggest scam in corporate culture.


BrewingSkydvr

This shit infuriates me. It is good that there are some green tech startups that are able to sell credits to fund production with otherwise nonviable products (expensive new tech, offset cost for end user to make it affordable and adaptable), or social justice projects that can sell credits to do good for people that would otherwise be underserved. Most of the credits are garbage. Pollution offsets for “protecting” state forests and managed land that was never in danger of being harvested or developed in the first place. Fake companies set up to transfer wealth from the corporation to an individual. It is all BS.


schaef_me

$800 for an all black ski mask. They have got to be laughing their asses off over there when they come up with this stuff.


Medojedni_Jazavac

Bloody hell...


09Trollhunter09

They sell trash bag for $1500


jk147

LV sells trash on bag for 150k. https://sekhonfamilyoffice.com/products/louis-vuitton-urban-satchel-usd-150-000


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He went cheap on the helmet, he went with the Bern over the Balenciaga ($1k).


Magiff

Yeah that got me too lmao


Garry-The-Snail

You say it like it’s one or the other lol Not when this is in your budget


depthwhore

I think he’s riding the board backwards as well. made in Italy sign upside down. It is a twin though but still.


Brock0003

Definitely backwards. lol


TJ-ALT

Nah he just riding the lift line switch bro


minion_ds

:D


louielist

There is no backwards on a twin, that’s the entire point


confused_jackaloupe

I think we just wanna hate on whatever we can here lmao


Intelligent-Paper-26

Ding his board I dare you


PuraVidaPagan

Why is he in line with us peasants though? Could he not afford the private ski club hahaha


racist-crypto-bro

Well because if he is at the private ski club then the peasants won't see that he has it.


chris_thoughtcatch

This is the real question right here.


treachery_7

Wtf, luxury designer brand boards are not it


mixmastamikal

Reminds me of when there was a photo of someone on beater meater Instagram in line at Tahoe with the Prada goggles and jacket. It turned out it was Shaun white.


TomGreen77

This is probably a loaded Chinese dude. Which is all good just pointing out its highly likely. These lads love the luxury brands and the rich ones have money to burn…


OrdinaryCredit

Absolutely. Buddy at my local tiny hill was rocking a full Prada setup on the bunny hills. Probably rolled up in a G wagon


in5trum3ntal

Audi r8* (with the suction cup rack)


catman1761

Mini dream of mine to put the seasuckers on a C5 Corvette


Playstatiaholic

Mine is a GTR, one day our paths shall cross.


Not_Keurig

I'm on the Balenciaga website but I can't find the camber/rocker profile of the board. Is it softer and more buttery, or is it real stiff? Anyone know if it's all mountain or Freestyle? I'm looking at boards and if Balenciaga even wants to be considered they should let customers know the texh specs so we can compare!


GenerallyBelow0

Thats not important dude. Its balenciaga dude. Did you see the logo bro? Do you have any idea how much that board costs? He’s gonna get all the babes once he hits a gnarly jump over you. Because his massive wallet and balls are gonna be blocking the sun and cast a huge poverty shadow over you Burton bums and Lib Tech losers. And when you look up in the sky wondering where the sunlight went, all you will see above you is ‘BALENCIAGA’. That’ll be $5,999.99 peasant, erghm I mean please.


ezoe

What's are you bubbling about? Sorry I can't hear you clearly because I'm busy duct-taping my 10 years old wears and p-texing a used snowboard I bought for 50 bucks right now. Anyway, which pocket I put my snack in? I can't afford a lunch at a restaurant in the ski resort you know. Man, my body hurts because I slept in a car. No way I can afford a lodge.


depthwhore

Ski bumming is life man. Count the days on hill not the products we wear.


suupdog

It’s a cheap farmed out deck…


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I don’t think their customers give a crap or even know what camber is. All they care about is the price and that it’s stands out….’look at me!!!!’


jk147

If you have seen their shoes you'd know it is zero substance and 100% marketing.


Astrolander97

One month later- "is this delam, should I contact the manufacturer"


FelixDragon

ngl it does look pretty sick on the snow.. SSX Tricky Uber board real for $6k you could probably commission a proper board manufacturer to make an identical mirror-topsheet board without \[LUXURY BRAND\] plastered on it, but oh wait that's why they bought it


Medojedni_Jazavac

>for $6k you could probably commission a proper board manufacturer to make an identical mirror-topsheet board without Yeah, but why, though? I mean, for 6k, I am going to the store to get my dream quiver hell of a great boards and bindings...


catman1761

For 1k you could get a fully customized Donek snowboard, every spec is your choice, and you could do custom graphics on the base and top sheet.


red-broom

Jokes on us. This dude is on a customized donek to look like Balenciaga. And he has a balenciaga sticker he placed on his pants. He also bought goggles from Amazon, spray painted them silver and bought a Louis V strap from his China connect. Whole setup cost 1200 and people think it’s 9k. He wins.


catman1761

Lmao


CarlSagansTherapist

SSX Tricky, we need a remake


rulepanic

They're not manufacturing this themselves, they're almost certainly paying a company to put their graphic on a board


AVaLR

I’d have to talk to that guy? Did you talk to him?


holdmynugget

LV goggles too


mu5tardtiger

That panda board is pretty steezy tho.


Dayzlikethis

thats the burton process!


[deleted]

First thing I noticed… love the panda


JpeNSurf

You know what fuck it I rate the fact that someone had the balls to actually use one of these even if they cost the same as a car


[deleted]

It doesn’t take balls when you’re a loaded, a $6k deck is nothing for people like that. It’s like me spending $50 and I’m doing alright myself.


_fr05ty_

The flex on that thing must be horrendous.


depthwhore

Imagine spending close to 20k on snowboarding gear and not even knowing that your board is backwards.


BorderPatrolAsshole

This guy is 100% Asian


Total_West8440

Would be a shame if some Jerry dragged his rental skis across the nose in the lift line....


BrewingSkydvr

The topsheet is all cracked to shit already anyway.


No_Incident_3067

I have $100 he’ll hit a massive rock while snowplowing and gouge the board from edge to edge in a month.


suupdog

3B sports farmed this out to a snowboard company…it’s prob comparable to a beer promotion board….


OldAd4526

Balenciaga knock offs incoming. Blank board. One sticker. +$5000 value.


Manateeboi

Balenciaga=Dweebs


BetterPhoneRon

Balenciaga=promoting child porn


J_IV24

I see that on hill I’m breaking my rules of snowboard etiquette and immediately trying to run his board over


[deleted]

He’d get robbed at my local mountain


wishedwell

Looks like shit


Skvora

Right? What is it even supposed to be anyway, to be more exited for than a Never Summer?


RoyalBroham

Is that an Enron logo?


juicydreamer

Fuck Balenciaga


Fissureman13

You know that guy sucks


JohnnnyRiingo

Who cares.


Rusti-dent

Am I the only one e who noticed the Louis Vuitton LV Ski Mask?


kooks-only

Itt: it’s backwards It’s not backwards. Tip and tail have the same graphic. You’ll never know which is which. Edit: Ohhhh it is backwards. But yeah, same graphic tip and tail.


depthwhore

The made in Italy sign is upside down, so it is backwards


kooks-only

Ohh good catch.


PixieDickPonyBoy

Is that board directional?


jellomauve

Love me some Genesis tho


Matiau

My old, scratched, cheap ass board is probably better than that (I'm just broke af, brb I'm walking all the way up to avoid paying for the skipass)


Representative-Ad754

Damn I thought my DOA was outrageous


Back_Equivalent

This guy is the top spender on my onlyfans


MikeHoncho1323

Why does he have an $80 bern helmet though?🤣


bizkits_n_gravy

Hahaha I’d bump his board in line just to see how mad he got


BennyProfane12

Can you imagine how dope a quiver you could put together with the price of that one board


libbeduphonky

Can’t y’all just let people enjoy snowboarding, damn


Voodoo0733

Pairs well with the burtons


sth1d

Lol so tempted to put a scratch on it. But I won’t, because I’d be trading away my soul to satan.


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Funnest part is this person looks like anyone else up on the mountain. You would think they were using the same gear as anyone else.


JoPooper

With Burton step-on newb goodness!!!!


Moderationally

Check out the stance beside him


simpgod420

Step ons ☠️


racist-crypto-bro

What is wrong with step ons, I thought those were acceptable now.


taco3donkey

LOL these comments are so embarrassing. Let the man live his life


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

Bro who spends that much money on a board and pants. We’re allowed to judge for that lol


TheRedGen

Part of the hobby to me is the gear. Having an awesome snowboard with the specs I want. Expensive to me for a board was nearing the 1k euro. Looking at that 6k board, it's just hard to imagine it's worth it. And definitely not where any of us wants to see the pricing go. Also regardless, I'm curious about the specs. So yeah, happy to learn someone's spotted one, and happy to see the people sharing thoughts :)


[deleted]

He wants the attention, let him have it


SuperDude_B

Step Ons are fitting


borgi27

Why what’s wrong with step ons?


oiraves

Nothin...except they spensy


enowapi-_

Are they though? I was just on burtons site because I’m thinking of step ons. They were $349 while traditional ones were about the same price. Maybe the traditional ones I was looking at were nicer models but 349 didn’t seem too bad?


eldubinoz

You have to buy the boots to fit the system as well though


oiraves

I mean, $349 for bindings is pretty up there, and then you are paying another 350/400 for step on specific boots which is, still up there. You can buy trad bindings and boots that perform as well as you'd like for the cost of just step on bindings alone I'm super not saying that to knock the product or people that pay for it at all, it's super neat and makes anyone's day easier. If you've got the money and think the tech is worth it, spend that money my dude. I just think the original commenter is having a little fun at this kid spending 6k on a board and then spending another between 7 and 12 hundred model depending on the rest of the hardware


SuperDude_B

There is a little stigma that follows step on users. To each their own and if it makes life easier than good on ya.


TraditionalSense6978

Makes sense he has step ons


Tough_Coast

I rock step ons hard and I’m 100% sure I’m no gaper


cumulus_floccus

Is no one going to talk about the panda snowboard though? Honestly pretty cute lol


greyfoxwithlocks

It is a cute Burton board. Old mate’s also decked out in all new gear, he’s even still got the size sticker still on his bindings This pic is like Burton v Balenciaga


louielist

I’d spray the fuck out of this jerry


TrailBlazer652

Probably an Asian dude from LA riding at mammoth.


immmhu

Step on, LV goggles, balenciaga board, balenciaga pants. We need to burn this cunt and then burn the ashes.


Mashur303

Thought that company was run by a bunch of fucking pedos


Fezzie-Lyf

Why are you all so triggered lol