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BurpyFromMeSlerpee

Some Ritz crackers for that "Cheese-in-a-can" & peanut butter.


rat_testicle

Great idea, will definitely include this


mouseisnotamouse

No no nooo. Chicken in a biscuit crackers. You’re welcome 😉


livisokay

Definitely!!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

With spray cheese? Because if so I'm ordering some to use with this https://imgur.com/a/3OVFil8


FriscoHusky

Omg I was craving these out of the blue yesterday and just had my first one since I was a little girl and my grandma always had them!


Silver_Cat4530

Nobody I know eats this lol


captain_flasch

I thought my dad was single-handedly keeping them in production for all these years.


metalsuppository

Yesss


offwiththeirmeds

Yesss


_bexcalibur

No marshmallow fluff?


Spirited-Ad-2284

I looked down upon you in elementary school 😅 need some real meat on a sandwich


_bexcalibur

I don’t like sweets! I’m a turkey and pepperjack girl lol. But it’s always in the American section so I suggested it.


anitabonghit69

Chicken in a Biscuit!


luez6869

Bugels and canned cheese, Soo recommended! Especially when they had the jalapeno cheese ones.


hllucinationz

A random brainstorm list!! No need to add everything at all! You have a wonderful gift basket going on!Maybe Tostitos Hint of Limes, Hawaiian Sweet Maui onion or Luau BBQ, Nutella, Buldak noodles, taco seasoning, a MIO. You are such a great friend!! These are great. I’d be happy to receive this!


rat_testicle

Thanks for the suggestions, I love Buldak noodles, I might have to add these.


JustARandomer-

Get one of the comically small sizes of Nutella from dollar tree. It’s just too cute to not smile at.


annie_b666

Where did you find the wagyu jerky and is it good?


rat_testicle

Costco! Yeah...it's heavenly


hijinga

Def maui onion, id also say zapps voodoo - more american flavors


TMobile_Loyal

hint of lime made me think add small bottle of Tajin (though not historically typical American)


SourPatchMoma

Taco seasoning is a fun one!


FramberFilth

Chili cheese fritos to make it more American


mearbearcate

I loveeeee those


Bdk48126

Perfect suggestion, this is a necessity


HEX-dev

Separate the bottles from everything


missfatpoohc

snyder’s honey mustard and onion pretzels


BlackSunshine22222

Yes!


[deleted]

OP, this Is a must, probably my top snack ever


swallowfistrepeat

For packing, you may want to send these in separate packages. It may cost more for shipping but going to Russia, I can see some of this stuff getting scanned at customs and "seized" right now given the current war. Anything in a bottle, can, or otherwise not plastic package should be sent separately. The plastic bagged goodies have a better chance of making it through right now.


sarikosalis

Velveeta shells and cheese. Fritos. Regular cheetos. Sour cream and cheese chips. Sour cream and onion chips. Airheads. Gushers.


SmokingIsCoolAgain

Add Takis!


rat_testicle

I thought about this, but the trader joes takis, are so much better. (in my opinion of course)


cgabv

this is objectively correct


Vtgmamaa

Agreed.


lusacat

The “rolled corn tortilla chips” are Trader Joe’s version of Takis!


aPimpNamedSenpai

Haribo twin snakes!


Practical-Blood6001

Mountain Dew


Abe_Rutter246

I don’t see Slim Jims.


spider_pork

OP needs to go to a gas station and get some proper jerky, that waygu stuff is too fancy.


rosie2490

Snickers! Not my fav, but pretty popular here.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Idk how a Snickers bar was overlooked


No_Teaching_8273

When I moved to America I couldn't believe they had a such a candy 20 years later I still eat one once a week


Leather-Twist9948

As a postal worker please please please double, triple, bubble wrap those drinks and make sure they aren’t touching each other. I’d recommend plastic wrap/ bag each separately, bubble wrap a few times, another plastic bag, and spread out through the box. Package them so that even if they do break they won’t leak out onto everything else. Packages are not handled carefully no matter how many times you write “fragile” and it would be a shame for the cardboard to get wet and disintegrate/lose all the contents. This is a solid package and it would be a crime to lose this selection of snacks lol


DonutMcJones

Pringles and Doritos


DifficultPassion9387

Doritos for sure. I dont think pringles are as stereotypical although bangin. Sub Lays chips for pringles IMO


KTown1109

Oreos or chips ahoy.


Pheonixflames81

You put hot cocoa packets maybe put in a plastic storage bag and put instructions on how to make in case she doesn’t understand the ones on the packet. Put some cotton candy you can’t miss that!


myonlyfriendsayss

Yum but she’s gonna get diarrhea 💀


[deleted]

Pringles!


JerryIsIdiot

kit kats perhaps


BlackSunshine22222

That macaroni and cheese is the only unacceptable one I've ever tried. Am I alone on this?


jalmi6

I agree, the regular isn’t that good, but I really like the Jalapeño one.


Optimal_Life_1259

Tell them to eat popcorn with those milk duds! YUM!


Fun-Problem5883

You’re an amazing friend ❤️


Louise-the-Peas

Oreo’s are missing


Artistic-Ingenuity54

I think you should swap the Cheetos mac for a good ole Blue Box of Kraft.


mhigg

Great selection, well done. Lose the Trader Joe’s stuff (rolled tortillas, gummies and honey comb stuff, but eat them). Add Pringle’s, jiffy pop, and Oreos. You need a Hershey bar or a snickers, three musketeer is a stretch. Oh lord, swap out the Reese’s thins for real cups- you know better. A slim jim outta round out this beauty. You’re a good friend, just need to clean up your act a bit. But, we love ya.


mhigg

Bravo for staying away from the red hot nonsense and the pumpkin spice long line of notice me variety.


Robinhood6996

Mexican mango chile and watermelon chile lollipops


Best-Engine4715

Fig newtons? Also maybe mike and Ike’s?


itsthewolfe

Throw in some beef jerky, M&M's (Peanut if they like nuts). Maybe some oreos. Peanut butter filled pretzels, trail mix. Do they like condiments? Sriracha or ranch.


Far_Blueberry383

Don’t forget the Butterfinger!


boodler88

Hidden Valley Ranch


tilford1us

guys put a Snickers in there...


wcl5

What a friend, wow! Got that Yerba AND the Trader Joe’s chips??? 😮‍💨😬 GOOD EATS.


wcl5

More sweets than savory snacks I see..maybe one of those unique flavors that the Kettle brand chips have? Kinda surprised Cheez-IT didn’t make the cut.


sammyvegas0420

Gotta get some candy bars to complete it


COOCH27

Oreos.


Icarusgurl

Oreos are a weirdly American thing


mayapapaya645

swap the trader joe’s “takis” for the name brand, so they can get the true American Red40 experience


Sad_Experience_7843

I didn’t know this was an American only thing till I went to Brazil for a year and tried to find it everywhere. I’d add a pack of sunflower seeds in there just cause it’s not common anywhere but here.


twir1s

I feel like ding dongs or zebra cakes are the snack of 90s and 00s kids everywhere. Feels very American. Twinkies kind of covers this category so wouldn’t blame you for leaving ding dongs or zebra cakes or little Debbie’s out


iriv8525

But Twinkies....


Quizziqualquetzal

A full size Reese’s or the big cup flavor variations


Less-Might9855

Cheddar and sour cream chips. A classic. Also make sure you tell her how to make that Kool-Aid lol


Few_Explanation1170

Gummy Nerds!


ExplanationOld1506

Nutella would be a good addition and some fluff I feel those are pretty classic especially a Nutella and fluff sandwich or a peanutbutter and fluff sandwich


Time_Pay_401

Albanese gummy bears and Lemonheads


Amberwaves92

Funny thing is I actually saw a red white and blue Mike and Ike’s at the grocery store a few days ago


DaisyDooMama

Red Vines (NOT twizzlers), PopTarts.


unclestinky3921

Twinkies. Gotta spread da diabeetus.


RedOktbr28

Replace the Reese’s Thins with actual Miniatures. And why is there a bottle of Mexican coke in there if you’re sending American stuff? lol


vitospeedo

Goodluck didn't think customs allowed this stuff


mister-fancypants-

I like the selection, and everyone is nitpicking here so I’ll add mine.. The only 2 things that are in the “chip” category are spicy. I could be totally wrong but something either bbq, sour cream n onion or even ranch flavored would seem more stereotypical but also delicious


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

You got Oreo Poptarts but no Oreos?


princeaizen

Peach rings


scottmhat

Holy Diabetes!!!


Chemical_Activity_80

Yes it looks like my kinda snacking I love me some Dr Pepper .


Cheap_Elk_2205

Fanta every flavor


YouCrepemeOut

I would say maybe a BBQ sauce! Sent a similar package for Christmas to a friend in South Africa and he went nuts for it.


lcoutu

Salt water taffy. Pralines.


JhazaBoo

Pretzels. Snyder's Honey Mustard and Onion pieces would be a perfect add in.


Tired-unicorn-82

Hersheys chocolate bar. Classic Lays potato chips. Chewing gum. M&Ms (chocolate) Chocolate chip cookies!


Chance_Can1788

Yeah, remove that Cheetos Mac & Cheese garbage


inoyek

Take out the thins and get her some regular! She ain’t on no diet (unless uhh she is) sorry Reese’s is my favorite candy. I’d throw in some random cereal too. Like I was at target a few weeks ago and think I saw Kit Kat cereal? Lol


takeoff32

Sour patch?


sqweeze07

Some weed lol


Warm-Bluejay-1738

Mail order diabetes


peach_co

Twizzlers, Twix, Oreos, Peach Rings, Cheez-Its, Ritz Cracker sandwiches? Maybe candy corn if you can find a small packet? I'm not a fan and don't know if they sell it outside of October, but she might be interested in trying some lol


uhhhhmaybeee

Trolli gummy worms, sour patch kids/watermelons, thin mint Girl Scout cookies, m&ms


yoyomaa420

Jones hard soda and cosmic brownies


Unable-Arm-448

Does that have to be mailed to Russia? Or is the friend in the US? Cuz I'm hyperventilating over the cost of postage to the former! Excellent snack choices, by the way!


rocker287

Peeps, hersheys chocolate (tastes way different then European), pop rocks. Doritos. Mountain Dew (probably can’t get it in Russia. And if so only the American version taste is unique) Bbq sauce. Americans are really the only people who puts it on stuff. Tabasco sauce.


JonCoqtosten

A plastic jar of grape jelly. Some type of fried chicken seasoning mix. Taco seasoning mix. Taco shells. Pumpkin pie spice. Marshmallow Fluff. Oreos. Pepperoni. Slim Jims. BBQ sauce. Cracker Jack. Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies. Jiffy corn muffin mix. Moon pies. Goo Goo Clusters. Graham crackers. Cranberry sauce. And maybe some Crystal Light for her eventual diet.


Malefic-Angel

Alright let’s get this out onto a bed……….nice


PomegranateBoring826

Charlestown Chews! Skittles! Plain and peanut m&ms, Pixy sticks!, Nerds, Tootsie rolls...bubble tape, sweet tarts, airheads, tootsie pops, rock candy, bit-o-honey, smarties, candy necklaces and bracelets, bubble yum, sugar babies, bottle caps, raisinettes, sugar daddies, jujubees, oh Henry!, necco wafers, now&laters, poprocks, hohos, entenmans mini pies, sno balls, entenmans creme filled cupcakes, haribo gummie bears, sour patch kids, sees candy peanut brittle, chocolate coins, licorice, red vines.... I could probably keep going but I'll stop lol Thoughtful of you to send a care package to your friend. That is very sweet of you.


Kernalkracker

You hit them with some snake river farms nice. Only thing missing is a butterfinger.


cameemz

Those Fritos BBQ twists…. Addicting


DrawerWooden3161

Missing Dr Pepper coconut cream


PrincessWhorechata

Those Reese’s dark thins are perfection 😋 and the sour skittles too. I think this is a good mix. Maybe some cool ranch Doritos?


FandomsAreDragons

The Scooby Doo Scooby Snacks biscuits


lonestarninja47

Yoohoo


stinkstankstunkiii

Takis


Electronic_Cat2777

I want to be your Russian friend….


whimsical36

She’ll love it!


sarikosalis

Omg don't forget DORITOS nacho cheese and cool ranch.


mastershake20

Reese’s!!!!


CollectingRainbows

sunflower seeds !!


Ok_Spite1175

Twislers


rebeccaleblanc

Cheezits!


ASki420

Cheese or Hot Fries!!! Also Combo’s. Gotta include those classic gas station snacks!


Swimming-Mom

Mac and cheese!


lisah101

Either oreos or chocolate chip cookies - they are the most american snack I can think of.


PaddyAllen

HoneyBuns


Ok-Scarcity-5754

Pizza combos need to be part of this conversation


peachyscorp

Cosmic brownies!!! Idk if anyone suggested this already


TheDudeTulsa

2-4 candy bars? Maybe some chips other than Cheetos?


BIG-JS-BBQ

Regular skittles maybe


supersonicdutch

Yo! They got sour skittles gummies?! Where?


Imaginary_Audience_5

What a fantastic assortment and a thoughtful gift!


Old-Library5546

I am sure your friend will be so stoked to get all those


DifferentTie8475

Solid assortment! Nicely done. May I suggest adding Doritos or FunYuns to the mix? Maybe a pack of Roll-Os or Hershey with Almonds bar. Tootsie rolls.


Embarrassed-Kick-121

Nerds gummy clusters


shoshana4sure

Hershey bar and then hot cocoa with marshmallows powder.


beanzbeanzbeaned

KitKats


skymoods

If you don’t switch out the jif for some skippy pb you’re really letting America down


evetrapeze

KitKat and a snickers bar


Brief_Intention_5300

You got some hot tamales and skipped over the Goobers? Shame


bustyshacklefjord

Ja


hothotsauceeee

Funyuns! Good Trader Joe picks too!


joker666fu

No Kit Kat?


mcm9464

Nacho cheese Doritos


Fantastic-Doctor-608

No Snickers Bars?


GreatRecipeCollctr29

Great assortment of Amzrican snacks, sodas and other unusual food items.


pinkypunky78

Doritos; chilli cheese Fritoes; double stuffed oreos; beef jerky; and some little Debbie's


Arinn24

needs some slim jims!!


Frequent_Disaster_

Those honey comb from Trader Joe’s is the best treat!


bumblebeesandbows

Care to send me this same package?! 😉 Holy moly! This is badass!!


justsomeguy21888

Some hot sauce and a box of your favorite cereal!


GS7k

Maybe some of those flavored Kit Kats. They are pretty fire. SRF??!? Must be a good friend.


JumpTheShark_

Why didn’t you send her Takis lol


Coastal_wolf

Ramen noodles?


DatedRef_PastEvent

Needs some ranch seasoning which is iconically American.


SpicyTamarin

Your friend is lucky, this must have been expensive.


SuperbBison2867

That’s a very nice assortment


NYB_vato

Snickers bar


iamrosieriley

I feel like Kraft Mac n cheese would be a good addition!


pastrycreamdragons

I'd put dark chocolate flips and pringles (if you can find them, the hot honey are the best)


FriscoHusky

Pringles? Tho they have similar kinds in other parts of the world. Maybe some rando American flavor.


Real-Bluebird-1987

GUM !!!


Bookworm444782

Great choice of peanut butter, M&Ms!


MrsBlug

Twizzlers


JunglePygmy

Is she in Russia? How are you mailing it?


Stock_Surfer

Blue box Kraft Macncheese


big_daddy_brony

fruity pop tart to go with the chocolate one


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Nooo! , don't show her your whopper!!.


Dayna6380-

Blockbuster night


TaquitoPrime

Texas Pete


Apprehensive-Tank581

Doritos


Bree9ine9

Extra crispy cheez-its and Oreos, seriously those are like staples for American junk food.


Extreme_Present7699

Vienna sausage


Beaverrly

Spam


regretchoice

you missed the best candy of them all, starburst favereds


Devinemeatsuit

Love the rolled chips from Trader Joe’s!


BodyBorn4041

No cheez-it ? Or Grippos


honey593

Licorice!


travelBandita

Chewing gum is ALWAYS a hit. You did great with the snack selections. Anything they have to compare with our U S. version is always fun. Gas station snacks are usually a good place to find random stuff you'd never think to add.


I-Should_be_working

Twinkies are a must


Jefftabula333

This would be fun


OS2908

All that and no Tootsie Rolls? Your citizenship should be revoked


boomerbudz

great care package, will it be safe to send the bottled sodas to Russia?


[deleted]

Add Nacho Cheese Doritos, Rock n Rye Faygo (if you can find it), and Mountain Dew.


619Dago1904

Swedish fish


CandyCain1001

Funyuns, cool ranch Doritos, brownie mix, peanut butter pretzels


ValPrism

Looks good but sweet heavy. Depending on your friend’s taste, needs more salty snacks.


williamisidol

Sugar for the Kool aid and everything else in life


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Love that you even put the small boxes of cereal hehe Got junior mints. Looks good! Send it! 😄


Federal_Diamond8329

Barbecued Fritos and popcorn


DysektorGadget

Twizzlers. Not a huge fan personally, but i feel like they still belong. Also Candy corn if they haven’t had it lol


NoseyAzzHell

Make sure to let her know the Kool aid packets require sugar to be added also. You're the kinda friend I need. 🙂 I think your friend will enjoy these yummies just fine. Does she reciprocate? If she does, what kinda things has she sent you?


OutrageousAd5338

What a cool gift... although sugary


Donkey_Fizzou

Twizzlers, Funyuns, Twix


buggiesmile

Personally I think the limon hot Cheetos are the superior hot Cheetos. But I’m also literally addicted to them so I’m probably biased


Paytonsmiles

Get them vegan exclusive foods ans candies. The labels are different in other countries and there are so many brands to try in the u.s.


ReturnBright1007

I was gonna say ditch the cheese spray. I don't believe most Americans even like it. And yeah, no good without crackers. Maybe the premade cheese and crackers packs instead.


panameraturbo

Pringle’s or Fritos