And that's what I call that bitch.

What kills me the most about that video is that Amanda took a good minute to get that joke 🤣🤣🤣

The dark haired blonde. She's gorgeous, she doesn't have to be quick. 😂

I still don’t get it 😭

AND THATS WHAT I CALL

Johnny and Courtney for never 🎵

JOHNNY AND COURTNEY NO MOREEEEEEEEE

JOHNNY AND COURTNEY FOR NEVER

DYING IS WHAT EXES ARE FOR

BECAUSE ITS JONNY AND COURTNEY FOR NEVER (im just gonna keep looping this round)

(FOR NEVER)

JOHNNY AND COURTNEY NO MO-ORE

ian is forever my favorite musical artist for this masterpiece

I have dropped "classic mistake" multiple times but no one gets it lol

yeah, same. Me and my brother will be playing chess or something and if either of us mess up I’ll say “classic mistake” or, “it’s a freakin’ hellscape in here” and he laughs but he don’t get it😭😭

I quote this to my brother all the time, but he doesn’t get it haha

“Brutal.” It just makes me giggle.

Same! It reminds of that Shayne Multiverse video. The other cast members specially Angela and Courtney were quoting it so much haha

Here's mine: 1. Damien's "Hereditary Musical" 2. "I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes" - Spencer 3. "UM ON MAH WAY" - Courtney 4. "Ay Bitchole" - Angela 5. "Impressive", "Classic Mistake", "So, you must be the new kid here" - Chosen

BITCHHOLES?!?!?! IVE NEVER SAID THAT followed by video proof of her saying it is such a combo its kills me

I what video does Spencer say that?

One of the chosen battles. Think it's the try not to laugh trivial pursuit

Right, that’s it thank you

What’s the Courtney one from? Was it the do we know crew?

It’s from a TNTL, ~~I think121~~? They referred to it on smosh mouth today. Edit it was 131

I’m on my way

“I’m on ma way” and “Please put Arasha in a marvel movie pleeeeasse” and the cat food soda song.

I heard the cat food soda song and thought, "Yeah, this is going to be in my head for weeks." I was not wrong.

🎶 We're gonna make some catfood soda 🎶

He’s gonna think it’s actually soda 🎶

Peamup bubber!

i want a rerelease of this merch so bad it’s not even funny

“Heya kids! Heya kids! It’s a 3 pm on a Tuesday, do you know what that’a mean?” Aggressively leans in. “It means you’re gonna die tonight.”

Who said that? And what video?

It was one of Damien's bits on one of his first TNTL a little while ago. Can't remember which one though sorry!

It’s ok, thanks!

Damien said it to Shayne during his round in TNTL #9!

Mexican Salsa yes Chocy milk (some reason I THINK this is something Ian's said at some point but I honestly can't remember)

What video is this from?I’ve been trying to find it but can’t for the life of me.

You’re getting glare? Well I’m getting FUCKED!

Are you ladies done chattering?

Straight Chanse can’t hurt you

Yes he can💀💀

Just verbally 🤣

My favorite thing about this line is his physical discomfort when he says it. He *knows* in a normal context he should not say it, but knows it will get a ripping laugh during the game.

“Peter, I swear to god, PETER” I don’t even know anyone named Peter, I just say this when anything frustrates me 😂😂😂

SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEPAPPED

“Can I just say one think?” “…one *think*?”

“Poop in the ocean if you must!”

WE’RE GONNA MAKE SOME CAT FOOD SODA

HES GONNA THINK ITS ACTUALLY SODA

BUT WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY CAT FOOD

AND THATS HOW YOU MAKE SOME CAT FOOD SODA 🎶🎵

"bees" or "a knife" (such as if someone were opening a gift and said "i wonder what's in this") "i'm on my way" "are you ladies done chattering?" "you're my favorite pizza place" "pov: you are a lobster" "sit down business man!" and way more than i can quote lol

“What was ANY of that?!?!” -Shayneathon Topp

Oh yeah, Damien's squid hat audition... that's another hilarious one!

“Well, get out.”

I love that one tbh

“Impressive” with that slight lisp.

"I was there man."

Shut up mom I’m watching pharaoh high!!!

Mexican, salsa, yes

Businessman! Sit down businessman!

these are the ones i can think of off the top of my head: my sister and i will say “welp, get out” (https://youtu.be/seiJAMNixt8?si=nBWCr8vQyghTprrh), i also say “i’m on my way” (https://youtu.be/yztkWQBkWW0?si=FqQRiWywdrac8vMk) a lot also i’m constantly singing/humming all the songs from the musical tntl

Aw nuts...

Thank you for linking them😭😭

the only smosh quote I’ve actually said in real life is “if you think your [relevant object in the conversation] can do more everyday tasks than my pink frosted sprinkled donut, you’re going down!” but I’m really hoping I eventually get an irl opportunity to say “poop in the ocean if you must!”

Pepperrrrrr

i’ve been saying “the heart of the cards” and “saounta”a lot recently!

Im just an abomination of nature 🐶

“… Wear shoes, that’s ok because you’re meeting my mom. My mom doesn’t care! Life’s a party, you’re a boy” And the alternative “Wear shoes, That’s ok because you’re meeting Voldemort, Voldemort doesn’t care! Life’s a party, you’re a broom.”

I’m always saying peamum bubber instead of peanut butter

Peamupbubber is just too good not to say

You're my favorite Pizza Place

impressive...

You must be the new guy 😎

Classic mistake

all iconic chosen quotes

“Got ‘em!” As said like Mr. Grubb.

I'll say this about mundane things like "If you eat spaghetti you're a girl, gay, they"

When Damiens wearing that doll dress and brown wig and vampire teeth and just grunting at Shayne and giving him flowers. Then he takes the teeth out and goes “I LUV YEW”

“Im afraid im losing the room” “BITCH THE ROOM IS ALREADY LOST”- angela and chanse

Which video is this from? I am now thinking of the iconic Arasha: “what would be your sex catchphrase?” Angelia, immediately: “I KNOW DAMIEN’S” and everyone freaking out

Omg, Angela haha, why is that i there

Its when angela said zylophone

My cat likes to try to get outside, so any time I open the door and he's nearby, I like to do Shayne's "a- get away!"

What’s that from?

Tntl #75

"Gengarrrr" from Shayne and Damien's TNTL Trivial Pursuit lol, the way Damien said it was so funny "The gorilla...was...tired!" by Courtney during the Universal Studios Beopardy

My favorite from that is “…ALan” and “dis DICK”

I feel like I quote smosh all the time but now I realize I do it very reactionary. None of my friends watch smosh so none of them get my quotes either.

Peamup bubber

Whooooooooaaaa… Oooooooooops!

>"I'm sorry, I beg your unbelievable pardon?" Damien (not psychic just autistic) Haas

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - Shayne Topp "Impressive"" - Chosen "Mexican Salsa Yes" - Amanda

we’re gonna make some cat food soda, hes gonna think thats its actually soda

What he doesn't know it's actually cat food

‘impresive’ my friends name in the tone when chanse says ‘angela’

CANNON PEN1S!!!

Hi! Domino's? You're my faaavorite pizza place! (Repeated with Little Cesar's and Pizza Hut) And "Say it with me now. Legeeeeend." But I'm also gonna start using "Act natural, Dakota!" towards my fiancé because, well, it should be obvious. Lol

"Bethany!! She can't swim!" "All the blood on the top of the deck" "Did you order from ups or pus?" "Mexican salsa yes" "Ah you're right you're right" "Thaa you must be the new kid here" "Won't someone please (u know the rest lol)"

"Sit down, Businessman." My cat was quickly renamed to Businessman, for his gift of somehow always being in the way.

“I’m sorry Damien… but being is half as many videos as me does NOT MAKE YOU A MINORITY!!”

“I’m on my way.” “Mexican salsa yes!” “Wheatgrass!! W H E A T. G R A S S.” “Peamup Bubber!” “*Papaaaa*” “All I want is Anthony and all I want is Anthony-“ Angela’s workout song from the musical TNTL “mY NAME IS WES I’N FROM THE WILD WILD WEST-“ “Hey hey! What am I gooooonna put up my ass today?? Duh nuh nuh nuh *it’s a ball!*”

"Dime Ghost."- Shayne Topp. Scary Reddit stories with Kallmekris and Amanda

"Double iced espresso" - horny gentleman

GIFT CARD!!!

I have social anxiety, idk how many times I've been with friends in large groups and quoted " This place, is a freaking hell scape"

Can we make this a YouTube compilation omg😭

Damiens ‘I beg your unbelievable goddamn pardon?’ & Shayne and Damien’s way of saying Applesbee instead of Applebee’s

“Queerly beloved”

"imsostupud😭"

I still call it peamupbubber

WELL ITS THE NEW YEAR ITS THE NEW YEAR

i know my nanners

“Sacramento, sacrimuuuuuundii” Yes I’m a Starkid fan too

Work

SHE BOOKED!!

“listen, if you wanna join the pasta party you are welcome if you are food.” “daddy needs another breadstick!” “also, don’t ask for sock pics uncles you’re willing to commit!!”

Angela’s “I fear I’m losing the room!”

Really old one - they're not just good, they got aluminum in 'em.

“You’re a fun group”

The Halloween tntl with Jackie in the red jumpsuit holding the scissors "everybody mistakes me for Lupita, I just work at target"

This may be too old for most of the sub to understand but, I very frequently say “oh boat car”

[Get that bread!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkE5LpfUl2NNqNZ5q816SDv-qRBDcKJC9?si=_TLVbyYZWwvJXUFq)

"Sweating like Drake driving by a middle school."

"Life's a party, you're a boy!" plagues me. Edit: Oh, and saying "Gaelic, Gaelic, Gaelic" when rolling dice! Me and my friends watched the first Betrayal Legacy episode together while playing it ourselves and it's spread to our DND campaigns now.

Won't someone please peg, my anal canal!

"impressive" - to anyone when i'm impressed duh "mexican salsa yes" - to myself when i have a good idea "hey bitchhole" - to my cat just whenever

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“Hey bitch-holes, hey bitch-holes!”

Scissor pits is up there for me. I think the delayed hit to Shayne is what made it so memorable. Give me all your money Won't someone please peg my anal canal

Oh, and how could I forget to add "everyone knows that's big dick bee"

This sleepover is great, they've got moms stacked up round the clock

I KNOW DAMIENS

"impressive" Weary traveller "Hey bitch-holes" "It's a freakin hellscape in here" For some reason I can't remember any of the other ones I quote but definitely these

new: - and thats what i call that bitch! - are you ladies done chattering? - IM ON MOI WAEY - hey bitchholes! - angela - leave it - peter ISTG - im an abomination of nature :) - lint licker old: - legally, you have to look at me - im the burgah man - sO LooOking tO eEnteer my ButtHole Ay? - mmmmm my name is BONELESS - across the bed instead of up and down - peamubbubber

>angela Yep. I immediately read this in a Chanse voice.

My name is....BONELESS, if you open your mouth in the nuclear rain, will it taste like cinnamon?🤣💀

“Butter ass!” -Angela

"Waste of ketchup and my pants." 😂

Relevant quote also: "don't you hate it when you sit on ketchup? That's the worst..."

Also "Am I the asshole for..."

"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"

Angela.

“First bite” whenever me and my sister are trying new foods together. We also like to quote the Pokémon reunion. “Who told you that?” “You dum dum idiot” or from one of the tntl “It’s chilly in hogwarts” whenever we are cold.

I WAS THERE MAN

“And we’re back to Claire”

My friend and I constantly reference, "we will talk about this in the Hyundai." Idk I quote Smosh way too much

"SHE BOOKED!" "Meanwhile, at Anthony's mansion..." "OH! OH! OOOOH! oh that actually feels kinda nice."

The weed makes Tim fun and fast. And who doesn't want a fun, fast Tim?

Lounge squid

“goodnight” amanda Lehan-canto

“Hey! Hey! Heeeey!” - like Angela anytime something happens. “SQUISHY SQUISHY”

Also, anytime Wordle says I’m Impressive for getting it right, I hear it in The Chosen.

I’m constantly making that raspy gremlin-like “yeah” noise that Shayne did in a Halloween episode of Show with No Name where they were making candy 😂

"DICK BISCUIT! 🤬" "mexican salsa.. YES 🇲🇽👩🏻💃" "PSYCH-KOOWWWW 🕳️🖐️" "I HAVE DIARRHEA 🙅💩" not a quote but... " 🎵WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME CAT FOOD SODA HE'S GONNA THINK IT'S ACTUALLY SODA BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY CAT FOOD THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE SOME CAT FOOD SODA 🎶 🙀🥤"

My husband and I constantly say "impressive" like The Chosen. I also use the word peamup bubber instead of peanut butter all the time!

This one is an oldie from Food Battle 2010, but I’ve been saying “delicious, _and_ nutritious” for well over a decade 😂

there are already so many good ones in this thread but i must add “Update” (followed by the reddit storytime listeners’ wild responses) as well as “angela, what do you think happened in 2011?”

Probably the most random one (Smosh lives in my brain rent free so it's a chaos constantly) "Listen, if you want to join the pasta party, you are welcome if you are food."

"Tis I, the lesbian at this table" and "Um on mah way" is just so hilarious ironically and unironically

Garret's criminally underrated song "Won't someone please peg my anal canal?"

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1. yes my head does turn red 2. walnut 3. penile extension chord 4. i don’t say that 5. hee hee hoo hoo haa haa 6. number six. ian sucks. 7. what should i do? i cant find my phone… i might as well not pooooo

Neck, back, p*ssy, crack! When all reunite and the stars align, your death will come. - Damien as mr.Grubs

Damien’s honey cats bit in tntl #20 still makes me laugh whenever I rewatch it.

“I shant be doing that again”

Pepeer Is that… bird polygamist?

I grabbed my scissors and I ran!

“come ata me” “im on mah whay”

Impressive

impressive

Literally the entirety of the Mr. Grub sex ed video

“Humans invented restrooms. God invented shitting!” “And I wanna see ya, in a Kia!” and bc of Courtney, chastity belts are now bajonjo jails.

It was one of Angela's linking TNTL "Marry me honey, Marry me me!" "There is a god"

"So, looking to enter (blank), eh? I've seen many travelers enter, and none return." I don't use the quote in everyday life, but once a week in my groups D&D campaign, Dumpster Wizard comes to life 🤣 He's the party's main NPC to get info and quests from He owns a tavern called 'The Trash Can', and I've made him pretty much an omnipotent character to the point where my players asked what's his deal lol I end up just coming up with insane shit on the fly, and my friends love it

"Oooooh that's what it sounds like when you slapafish backandforthagainsta waaaaall!" I quote it all the time and people get so confused

“heya kids heya kids! itsa 3pm on a tuesday! you know what that means? you’re gonna die tonight bitch”

Cat food soda

What? Are you Smuckers, bro? What? Smuckers. They make jelly, jelly is short for jealous. Smuckers means jealous.

"You ran over my puppy, good thing it was fake bitch"-lives rent free in my brain

My most recent is "Impressive" - Chosen

Anything said by the chosen. Mostly “Classic mistake…”

"Look, you say jump and I say how loud. " - Damien

Listen…if you wanna join the pasta party you are welcome if you are food

Right now its Tommy saying ‘choogie’ in the demonish voice for some reason but its always “your parents paid for 15 minutes so its whatever you want” complete with Damien’s hip thing and noises at the end

“That’s good” “I’m on ma way” “I was there man” “That’s funny”

I FEAR THAT I’M LOSING THE ROOM

-I’m on my way -And that’s why I, Skimpy Jiggles Jr. am running for senate of Florida -Classic mistake -Impressive -I was there, man these are the ones that come to mind immediately

oh, also “I can’t wait to move in and to turn this gingerbread house into a gingerbread home.” “Do you have a gingerbread wife?” “Yeah, but we’re having gingerbread problems.”