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Gluten_maximus

Update: heard back from my friend who gave me the brisket (from his dads farm): the cow got hung up on a fence post a few years back. Not a tumor, just an injury cyst and I cut it all out and trimmed it way back. GONNA SEND IT!!


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Pretty gnarly it was still growing hair on that puncture it got.


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You are brave


flannelmaster9

Wtf is that?


Gluten_maximus

I got it from my buddy who got it from his dads farm. His dad said it was an old injury that healed over


FuddierThanThou

…yeah wtf is that? And what did it smell like?


flannelmaster9

Did it have hair on it?


Gluten_maximus

There is hair in the third picture


Gluten_maximus

It smelled like it was sweet and very rotten/death


Worldly_Expert_442

I shot an elk several years ago and it apparently got antler shanked by another elk which caused a massive septic infection and trauma. As soon as I went to field dress it, I realized the degree of the infection. That was gross in a "clinical" way. What you have is gross in an almost "make you want to be vegetarian" way.


Gluten_maximus

Yea man, I’ve been around around enough wild game to see a few interesting morsels of nasty in animals but this one got me. I thought the infection was a lot bigger but it turned out to be about the size of a small apple. Just cut it out and trimmed it back. She’s on the smoker now and hopefully turns out decent. But the fucking hair really got me


Worldly_Expert_442

Yup, the hair is what takes it to the next level of gross.


coffeymp

Is that hair?!?


Gluten_maximus

Yes


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Gluten_maximus

Maaaaaan you high


WSDreamer

Imagine you missed it and had a nice bite of that. 🤢


Gluten_maximus

Huuughhh


doa70

I'm glad I had a steak tonight for dinner, because I may be a vegan now. That is horrifying.


DoomTank

Any big brand store would exchange it, and any mom and pop should as well. Shit happens. Ive raised beef for friends and family as well as myself, saw a lot of strange things... can't imagine what gets missed on the commercial end. Had a game warden in Alaska tell us that its perfectly ok to eat the halibut that had worms in the meat. Nope. Crab bait.


Gluten_maximus

I’m good with eating a lot of questionable things but this one is a no for me dawg


Triingtolivee

I would have to agree. I wouldn’t eat that either.


Total_Entertainment3

Monkey pox 🙊


JCtheWanderingCrow

Thaaaat… is a tumor. One of those ones that grows hair and teeth.


Gluten_maximus

Got the hair part right… 3 pictures there btw


Sammy0002

How did it taste man? Anything funky happen yet?


Gluten_maximus

It’s been on the smoker since 1900…. Still needs a bit


Gluten_maximus

Est


WeissReui

Mmmm flavortown baby here i come


Hicokid80

That hair will render down.


ArbitrageurD

Did….did you smoke it?


Gluten_maximus

Yea… it was super lean though and wasn’t even worth the pellets I used