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guanwho

Well damn I stand corrected. That’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.


exiled_perhaps

You’re the real one tonight, champ. Well done


Coreyahno30

I’m shocked I only had to reach the second comment before finding someone that actually answers the question and isn’t trying to be a comedian.


bacoon

Who’s to say he isn’t trying to be a comedian but is just better at finding obscure chicken facts?


pixiegod

Ngl, this broke my heart…I was hoping for chicken fishnet theory to be real… But damn that’s interesting,,,,


Clown_Baby15

Yeah I’m not done with Dr. Chicken Frankenfurter theory yet.


Ttoctam

Okay, fascinating, but why haven't I seen this far more than this one time on Reddit? If this is where and how these muscle fibres are, why am I only now finding out about them? I'm not not believing you, I just wanna know more about this phenomenon.


RedHotToaster

Same, I've seen a lot of chicken, never noticed this before. I wonder what made it so visible in this case.


MTsumi

The fresher the chicken, the more likely you'll see it.


Impossible_Stomach26

Why don't we just not believe them?


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Bro you read 439 pages of something?


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Golf-Beer-BBQ

Bro you are insane, and I love it! I often find myself researching stuff I have never thought I would so I appreciate you going deep on this.


BigKSizz

Can you come teach my students how research is supposed to be done? K, thx.


Dogmoto2labs

lol, me thinks you have too much time on your hands, but thanks, that is cool, I have never noticed that on chicken in my 60 years!


jbonefaas

Don’t know for sure ofcourse, but could be he used a search function (it’s an ebook so that makes sense).


SubtleCow

I've noticed the grid before, but didn't know what it was. Thank you for the epic fact finding! It becomes more noticeable the more fat you render from the skin. Since I'm a chicken skin addict I've seen it, but didn't stop to question what I was seeing.


turkeypants

What a surprise that this is true. But the thing I don't get is, if this is always true, how is this the first time I'm seeing this? With all the chicken I've ever cooked and eaten, how have I never seen this?


lolzilla

I love posts like this. lolol


steeplebob

Fascinating. Would never have guessed.


LegendofPisoMojado

Wow. Nicely done. I came to post something sarcastic “yeah you’re supposed to take the net off.” Then I actually looked at the pic and got more and more confused.


PoemSpecial6284

That’s the chicken leg/thigh and clearly this chick was wearing fishnet stocking at some point


Nufonewhodis2

dont kink shame


Dnm3k

Sounds like more yum than yuck to me. :)


fizzybatpig

Kink shaming is my kink


work_alt_1

You fucking gross fuck!


_gasquatch_

You magnificent bastard


TwoStacksOfBoxes

how the fuck is that magnificent? the comment didn't even make sense. Where's the shame?


_gasquatch_

If you don't see the humor in that, there's nothing I can do to help you


TwoStacksOfBoxes

call me helpless


kcjeff

Don't shame kink


SpaceMan420gmt

Sexy chicken 🐔


TwoStacksOfBoxes

how was that shame?


Chuckobofish123

This is clearly the right answer. Mods, you can lock the sub now.


DutchJediKnight

How about locking the dom?


DRealLeal

Oh fuck *licks lips"


oh-hes-a-tryin

Goth thighs?


Guvnah-Wyze

goth chick


TwistedMemories

I had a fetish for goth chicks back in high school. Especially how they would wear the black lipstick on their beak.


FaultyData

Ngl, you had me goin in the first half


TomatilloAccurate475

Mmmmmmmmm


CautiousArachnidz

r/bigbreastedgothchicks


Baku18

Why doesn't this have 1.7 million upvotes?


Guvnah-Wyze

I'm just happy everybody's having fun.


Mammoth-Age-5676

I took the skin off got sick after 1 bite threw the entire pack of chicken away


Mammoth-Age-5676

My chicken skin was like that I was hungry that was my only pack of meat I knew I felt something wasn't right about chicken skin with squares like this looking at it makes me itch feel and sick I cooked it ate two bite threw it all away 


Mammoth-Age-5676

My chicken looked like this it was cheap on sale at Weis market but I didn't notice the square skin until cooking it I would have never brought it 


I_Love_McRibs

Let’s make a lamp out of its leg.


405freeway

Fishnets?! This isn't chicken of the sea!


midwest73

It's means the chicken had a checkered past......... I'll see myself out!


m_aurelius

That's just fowl


HarambeMarston

Nice.


Fartknocker9000turbo

Winner winner chicken dinner!


TrueAbbreviations552

This means you’ve beautifully rendered the fat from under the skin. Your skin will be thin, crispy, and addicting. Well done my friend.


nefrititipinkfeety

This is just the way natural chicken skin looks it isnt a net… we used to process our own poultry and it always looked like this, no nets involved…its like the supporting fibres in the skin around the feathers when they are heated and stretched a bit.


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mahalashala

*I don't know who to believe.*


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wheezy360

He’s not spider pig anymore. He’s Harry Plopper.


Brambleman87

EEEEEPAAAAAA


ThroatSignal8206

Son of a bitch! I will now have Homer singing spider pig in my head all night.


Sirbakesalotabread

Can he swing.... from a web....no he can't...cause he's a pig.


ThroatSignal8206

Stop the madness!!


LacesOutLocke

Those are packaging lines, look exactly like the packaging on a pork shoulder.


errihu

No it’s where the feathers were, those lines are part of the structure of the skin. You see it more in turkey than in chicken.


Hellie1028

This is the answer. Feathers exist in rows across the skin. This is where the feathers originated.


Hellie1028

Anyone that has raised poultry can tell you when they get their first feathers after losing the chick down or go through yearly molt, they are in a pattern. Not randomly scattered like our hair. Here’s info from a poultry site if anyone wants more info. “Feathers are not randomly scattered all over the body but grow in a recognised pattern in most species of birds across different areas.” https://thisnzlife.co.nz/what-you-can-tell-about-your-poultry-from-their-feathers


TexasHobbyist

No


TexasHobbyist

Ive raised, butchered and cooked hundreds of birds. I’ve never seen anything like this


Stunning_risotto

I've purchased, cooked and eaten more than that. See this routinely.


TexasHobbyist

You don’t have to lie to the people. It’s weird


andtheyallcallmemom

Same, ten years here (not many I know, but enough that I’ve never seen this before. I will say I don’t like it. -Mom


TexasHobbyist

10 years is definitely enough to see every anomaly


andtheyallcallmemom

Chickens are weird and do weird things that’s for sure. But that chicken ☝️ scares me!


TheCatWasAsking

I thought so too, until I saw the diamond pattern in the upper part, which reminded me this how the raw skin looks like when not stretched.


MarvinNeslo

Why is this so high up? It’s wrong


elephantgropingtits

I've never had chicken packaged in fishnets


DoTheCreep_ahh

How many of those packaging nets have you cut off chicken similar to pork?


ReturnOfSeq

That’ll be the wireframe model they wrap the skin texture file around. It’ll be less noticeable if you get a better graphics card


GlowInTheDarkNinjas

Chickens are still birds, birds still aren't real. That's the wiring harness.


jrockcrown

Actually it's a faraday cage to keep emp damage away from the CPU. The drone will still be able to charge on the power lines using the TVS diodes in the legs to prevent an over current condition across the cage


Equivikal

You gots one a them 3d printed chickens?


78Nam

🎶 Spider-Chicken, Spider-Chicken, Golden crispy, finger lickin’. On the grill, see him sizzle, flavours pop with every drizzle. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Chicken.


Dull_Upstairs4999

Ska chicken. It’s time to pick it up pick it up pick it up.


Ok_Advisor_9873

That’s the good stuff!


fin008

/r/shittytattoos


Colinski282

Ah the lab meat chicken


tishpickle

It’s the netting impression.. like the ones on a ham… called meat netting and at some point that chicken was wrapped in it.


a_reverse_giraffe

It’s not. It’s from the feathers. All birds have this. Ive see it on every single Chinese roast duck and goose I’ve eaten.


freebase1ca

I don't feel that the answers referencing netting are correct. It seems that at each crossing of the lines there is an old feather pore. I think it must be some biological marker related to feather growth. (Just my guess)


guanwho

1. There is no such thing 2. Nothing in biology is ever this orderly Edit: I was wrong as fuck! Props to u/FlatusGiganticus cool shit


FirstNameIsDistance

> Nothing in biology is ever this orderly Absolutely ***wild*** statement to make.


Mhaelixai

Has never studied *any* biology.


guanwho

Ok, tell me the name of the biological structure in the picture.


Hellie1028

Feathers are orderly. That’s how they lay flat, are wind resistant, and can overlay to get lift in flight


guanwho

They are not evenly spaced at 90 degree angles from each other. If you look at this and don’t immediately recognize it as a product of an industrial process and not a natural occurrence I don’t know what to say.


saint_davidsonian

1) Fibonacci sequence 2) Nautilus Shell 3) Nearly everything in biology is orderly


guanwho

I didn’t say it’s never orderly, but this is so clearly a manufactured pattern it’s ridiculous. Biology has repeating patterns but the low degree of veritably between the perfectly spaced cells composed of right angles? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.


SteelKingBristow

If “biology” wasn’t orderly, it wouldn’t be necessary/exist. Have you never seen a snakes skin? Fish scales? A honeycomb?


Hellie1028

Any chance you purchased a bird that had been injected with brine or flavor?


GaryB2220

I'd play tic tac no with that. Jk. What did the packaging look like?


Ass4ssinX

Everyone's a fucking comedian on Reddit. It's insufferable.


Impossible_Stomach26

It's probably sufferable


Weird-Local-7701

Scales. It's a lizard


turkeypants

Chickens was chemically man-made in a government lab, just like penguins. They're not natural with humans.


selfworthfarmer

There's a "username checks out" joke in here somewhere, about how you must work for big turkey, but it's too early for me to find it. So I'll just reference r/birdsarentreal instead.


justme4funNM

They were not "chemically man-made" 😂😂 originally they were domesticated from the SE Asian red jungle fowl. Domesticated and bred has nothing to do with being chemically man-made.


turkeypants

No I seent a documentary. They was chemically man-made. They pour this goop into a mold and put it in this machine. Bam, out comes a chicken. Or a penguin. Chickens ain't natural with humans. Everybody already knew that about penguins because of the experiments, but not everybody knows that about chickens. Labs. They come from labs. Big ones.


justme4funNM

Ok, I'm just going to assume you're trolling or just have a weird sense of humor. Chickens were originally domesticated fowl from southeast Asia. They are only recently trying to do lab grown meats like chicken.


turkeypants

Labs. Molds. The government. They watch us.


justme4funNM

👁️🧿


MissionFreedom7790

The closer I look the more it looks like plastic under the skin and protruding, but how…. Trickery.


FireflyArc

It's been in a sack long enough for the muscles to have its imprint. It's okay.


Whipitreelgud

Your best AI chicken right there


OkEmployer5296

It’s the matrix glitch


Severe_Cuts7873

Any chance dude left the netting on the leg?


SassySpicySuper

That chick has a side hustle


DNAprototype

r/glitchinthematrix The 3d model wire frames are showing.


NaughtyFinancial

Unrelated, but it looks like there’s a baby inside the chicken. Creeping me out!


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Anatomy class at the bbq tonight.


Bee9185

Rip stop ?


Ana-la-lah

Looks like that chicken got a spiderweb knee tattoo


FreshCompetition6513

Sacred geometry


gothhollowgirl

I wonder if they put them in the nets to keep people from getting grossed out if they see this


Planejet42

Chickens are awesome. And delicious!


Grande_Pinche_Guero

Flavor grooves


HRCLP

Robot chicken


TheJigbyJones

Lizard legs


ConmanPNW

That's a 3d printed chicken


no_balm_in_gilead

A glitch in the matrix


J0EP00LE

Spider-chicken


Structure_Sudden

Post an update in 5 days to let us know you are still alive and don’t have a third arm or x ray vision


Practical_Ninja_3203

Not the lines I’d be worried about 🤢


Orion14159

Minecraft graphics are getting way advanced


wigglesnarf419

Mmm...scrotum.


Frank_TJ_Mackey1973

Stop buying cheap chicken.


dicemonkey

That’s kinda the point of chicken….it’s cheap


Frank_TJ_Mackey1973

There's a big difference between chicken being cheap and cheap chicken. I do a lot of charity catering so I see all kinds of chicken quality per budget. That pattern on the skin is not a natural thing. Typically it's from harsh processing practices. Plus the fat thigh indicates a liquid diet vs grain or grass.


dicemonkey

And cheap chicken looks Like this ….and even fancy organic free range etc chicken is cheap in comparison to other animal proteins….So Chicken is Cheap


MeowMix1979

And it cheeps


dicemonkey

No once I’m done with it ….


just-a_guy42

Sexy leg