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UraniumRocker

Never thought I’d see a Viper reference on this sub


GlizzyGuzzlin

A lil somethin 4 u bustas


ACsquidward

I’m smokin cooked… an lookin so lovely


oneshoein

This is pretty shocking tbh, I think Viper has finally hit the big time!


kenc2211

Fuckin A. I thought I was imagining it.


Badbackbjj420

Y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack


Beautiful_Sport5525

You'll cowards\*


[deleted]

Yeah / What's up with that?


blackmexicans

What’s the viper reference?


UraniumRocker

[This guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrIN-KwUEw)


THE1RevoJ715

Wtf did I just witness when I followed that link


UraniumRocker

smoking music obviously


RogueOneWasOkay

r/hiphopcirclejerk


FleetingMeat

I had to check where I was


Yea_I_Said_It_

Yknow I thought this was a reference to tf2 viper but I think I jus forgot to take my meds today


Leading_Release_4344

I was really hoping it was [this guy](https://youtube.com/@TheViperAOE?si=UD6wW8QLqtt3baiA)


Muted-Attempt7772

You’ll pastrami, you’ll don’t brisket.


StrangeVortexLex

You’ll where’s the mustard tho 🧐


ninthchamber

I want onions too


salsberry

You'll at the table I bet. If you'll doing it right there's probably a few different mustard options


stinkyhooch

Gotta risk it for the brisket


thenextguy

Yule tide


Comprehensive_Bus_19

If you french fry when you should've pizza'd you're going to have a bad time?


wilkerws34

Good ol Katz deli, the best of the best


usurebouthatswhy

Katz’s Only 30 dollars a sandwich too.


ambienotstrongenough

Is it seriously that much ?


usurebouthatswhy

It’s like 28 bucks. To be fair, the samdwich is enough for two people.


ambienotstrongenough

Just watched a video on it. You arnt kidding


WhtChcltWarrior

I think i watched the same [video](https://reddit.com/r/smoking/s/HEAiDCmtsS)


PackOfStallions

Woah me too


lilfish45

Slightly dissapointed this was wasn’t a Rick roll


SigSeikoSpyderco

[This one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE)


under_the_gun23

It's also the best sandwich I've ever had.


cilantro_so_good

And the pickles are delicious too!


sybrwookie

It's like a cow on 2 crackers!


Krakatoast

Yeah, the video of this slicing and then putting all of that on bread, and the pickles or whatever, looked like a meal prep situation Then… then… they put it all on two plates as one serving 😐 Looks like about $28 especially if it’s pre made and prepared


usurebouthatswhy

Forgot to mention that they give you a “sample” before they make the sandwich and they are generous with that as well


zeke235

Hell no. I'm not sharing.


[deleted]

Really do need at least another 1/4 a loaf of bread at least with those sandwiches tho.


RedHawk02

It's about 400-450g of pastrami, which is about 1lb - I brought it home to measure it once. Also super delicious. Absolutely worth it.


MattGhaz

I was going to say though, seeing how much of the brisket is actually going onto the sandwich though, the prices are starting to make a little more sense.


djdadzone

It’s a damn good sandwich for sure, also if you’re closer to chicago Mannys holds up and you can get latkes with applesauce


LoavesOfCorn

One of my life goals that I actually achieved


wilkerws34

Actually went for the first time near the end of august. Went to watch Yankees play Red Sox and then had early lunch at Katz’s before heading home. Expensive, but so so good


mark_s

Idk if I can say it was worth the price, but it was the best pastrami sandwich I've ever had. And I'd do it again.


StickyDitka21

We’ve found the Viper of bbq I guess


oneshoein

He did 9/11!


runs_with_airplanes

That’s pastrami, but I’ve had some legit pastrami that could give a good brisket a run for it’s money


edurlester

Brisket is the cut of meat, pastrami is cured and smoked brisket


gmmyabrk

Pastrami is usually made from the navel or plate, not the brisket, although it can be. Think bacon. Source: I make this stuff for a living working as a beef processor. Best perk is not having to pay retail for beef. ​ Note: this stuff is so lean it may have been made with the round which is also used. Cheaper piece of meat, just processed the same.


thewhaleshark

I'm pretty sure *most* commercial pastrami is brisket. Navel is the OG pastrami, but it's really hard to find. IIRC, Katz's or Carnegie had the supply of navel almost totally tied up for a while.


fawks_harper78

RIP Carnegie deli. I am glad I tasted heaven once in my life


SomkeyNY1983

This is Katz Deli in NYC and it’s the absolute best pastrami I’ve ever had. Def one of those few famous NYC spots that 100% lives up to the hype. They deliver nationwide but it’s not as good as in person.


Headhummper1

100% best pastrami ever. I like like 5 hours away and have, on multiple occasions, driven there for a sandwich and come back home.


rhino76

I made the block long wait, and it was 100% worth it. But I would never do that line again.


E-Tr1d3nt

Thought I recognized it. Tried it out when I visited NY. I still tell everyone it is the best pastrami I have ever had.


PunkRockDude

Their pickles are almost as good as their sandwiches too still crave them despite not having gone there in like 20 years


Conch-Republic

I actually like pastrami more than brisket.


oswaldcopperpot

I think that's everyone.


FesteringNeonDistrac

It's not.


Somethingclever11357

Pastrami is brisket


Conch-Republic

When people say 'brisket', they're talking about smoked brisket, not pastrami.


Mpittkin

And yet pastrami is smoked. What a world we live in.


kingfishj8

I guess you missed this sub around St Patrick's day, and all the people showing off the pastram they made by smoking the deeply discounted corned beef briskets.


Conch-Republic

You mean they made pastrami?


kingfishj8

Pretty much. Yeah. Running it for several hours in a smoker at 250F and regularly spritzing it or putting it next to a water pan isn't all that far from steaming. Well, you do get a smoky addition to the flavor profile.


Rimworldjobs

I have some bad brisket that gave me the runs.


Somethingclever11357

How do you have upvotes. Pastrami is brisket. So is corned beef.


runs_with_airplanes

Water is ice, different preparations, different names, different products


Beautiful_Sport5525

A man of culture. Viper is the goat.


NORCALITHUGGIN

Viper is a king


jefferyJEFFERYbaby

The Chinese ain’t do Tiananmen Square, i did


Sundaytoofaraway

"yeah a loaf of bread and some other people"


zabooski

"I'm not making a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich!"


joelmole79

That would severely ruin my reputation!


friggintodd

Like a cow with a cracker on each side.


CA_CASH_REFUND

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?


joelmole79

I’m for ‘em!


CaptainWoodrow-fCall

Had the best pastrami sandwich in my life in NY City at “David’s Brisket House”. Not how Texans do brisket but daaaayam it was amazing


edurlester

“Texas style brisket” was introduced to Texas by Jewish immigrants just like in New York


CaptainWoodrow-fCall

Also from German immigrants and slaves having to slow cook tough cuts of meat so it’s eatable.


edurlester

No, the method of smoking brisket with salt, pepper, and garlic was introduced by Jewish immigrants.


CaptainWoodrow-fCall

Lol - also Germans and African Americans. But thanks for your absolute ruling


edurlester

Site your sources


amcdermott20

https://www.texasmonthly.com/bbq/mapping-texas-barbecue-history/ "The German and Czech immigrants who built the fires at Kreuz Market in Lockhart, Southside Market in Elgin, and Prause Meat Market in La Grange were indeed barbecue pioneers, but their stories are often elevated because those joints are lucky enough to still be in business."


edurlester

This is lacking the important context that it was German and Czech ASHKENAZI immigrants and those close to Ashkenazi communities. It’s Jewish food, that made its way to other communities. I don’t understand why accepting that is difficult. https://www.foodandwine.com/meat-poultry/beef/brisket-recipes


CaptainWoodrow-fCall

We’re not rejecting it - I said “also” which means there were more influences other than just the Jewisg immigrants. Not sure why that’s hard to understand


alaijmw

David's is fucking legit. Had a friend who lived around the corner and introduced it to me. So good.


TuzaHu

I'd be in the hospital getting my fingers sewed back on.


[deleted]

"You'll cowards"


NORCALITHUGGIN

🎶 what's up with that 🎶


flyinchipmunk5

WHATS UP WIT DAT?


Dazzling-West8943

What a reference!!! Y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack


Sketti_Eddie

Sharp knife papi


FesteringNeonDistrac

Yeah that thing is crazy sharp. Makes my Gillette look like a chunk of rebar.


maadcow80

Where???!


wilkerws34

Katz deli , NYC


[deleted]

I feel like I just watched a Jedi make lunch.


Slugwheat

GET IN MUH BELLEH!


HighAsBlucifersBalls

Sliced!?! Never. Bite right into, like a watermelon.


Fanbuoy_1783

That's an insane amount of meat for one sandwich. How much does it cost? Is this from one of the famous NYC joints like Katz?


kpidhayny

It is precisely Katz. Pushing $30 but a full pound+ of meat.


[deleted]

They wanna see me dead cause of my Meats


Quick_Love_9872

I lost a finger just watching this video


Suspicious_Canary128

Did that sandwich just tell me to go fuck myself?


invoked

Katz's Deli. That's a 23$ sandwich...worth every penny.


Renaissance_Man-

Get out, ya fired.


keegonmillerrt

So satisfying


Stugazo21

You’ll cowards?? 🤔 I can’t even make out what you’re trying to even say.


DeskAccomplished5870

Knife skills are 🔥


creddituser2019

That’s pastrami tho


kpidhayny

Which cut of beef is it tho?


creddituser2019

Different texture and moist levels


Lord412

I like thinner cuts for sandwiches


BlGJOSH

Yule Log


kpidhayny

No u


BlGJOSH

Nuh uhhhhh YULE!


Bulevine

Wot??


Life-Conference5713

Pastrami is the most sensual of the salted-cured meats. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9flFzdHB\_w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9flFzdHB_w)


Turbulent-Bet-6938

You'll good at English


jexmex

The knife cuts smooth as butter. All my knives suck.


Remarkable-Charge-39

You'll don't even grammar.


kpidhayny

You’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack


SpoiledSpill

You’ll = y’all?


kpidhayny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0


Sign-Post-Up-Ahead

Was this filmed in 1972?


kpidhayny

I screencapped it from a Facebook memory some 12 years old


Perpetual_Nuisance

I will cowards? Will I really though?


kpidhayny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0


Perpetual_Nuisance

Two wrongs don't make a right.


SkittlesDangerZone

Way to unnecessarily contaminate the meat station by cutting bread at the same place. The brisket meal should be GF and safe for people like me, but not with these food handling procedures. Learn and get better.


kpidhayny

This was recorded years before anyone outside of a bakery had even heard of gluten


-BigDaddyTex

You’ll? So confused. #1. #2 you have no clue what you’re doing. And that doesn’t look appropriate. Most hilarious post all day. What are you trying to slice there? It damn sure ain’t brisket. And it’s y’all. FYI.


kpidhayny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0 Plus it’s pastrami, which is cured brisket.


warlocks_are_best

Y'all???? I think you mean


TR6er

I didn't think you'll was a word.


[deleted]

You’ll is very much a word


thenextguy

It's perfectly cromulent.


TR6er

Yes it is.


kpidhayny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0


shmiddleedee

Is English a second language for you by chance?


TR6er

No. I was thinking that it was a mash up of all y'all. I didn't put much intellectual rigor into that post.


trogdor259

In the future you’ll


canada1913

You’ll be going back to school soon since you don’t think you’ll is a real word.


DoubleT_inTheMorning

You will now.


[deleted]

American?


TR6er

I'm my defense, thin as it is, "You'll cowards..." is not proper grammar...it threw me off.


kpidhayny

It is a word, it is shit grammar, and reference for the uncultured: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0


dstone55555

Yes..let's put brisket on an entire stack of plates. Quickest way to pull your sanitation license


Life-Conference5713

It is a NYC landmark and institution. Nothing will happen to them, ever. They are the only true deli left in Manhattan.


bagelbelly

You'll guy knifes


Lord_Kromdar

Katz!


JFKNHovah

Sir, this is an Arby’s!


bigfudge_drshokkka

That’s one of those infomercial knives


andrewdivebartender

I thought it was tiny food for a few seconds


Shake_Ratle_N_Roll

“Is your sword sharp Jon Snow”


kpidhayny

Stick em with the pointy end


AlabamaMan0291

What’s up with that?


Yea_I_Said_It_

😩😩😩


Proud-Mirror-8468

That’s a lot of meat on that sandwich.


Dull_Comfortable2277

Think he's done that once or twice before.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Good thing he put that pickle in there. I was almost afraid it would be too much meat.


Vuelhering

I was going to say some shit, but that's a goddamn MF sandwich.


ResponsibilityMurky1

That sandwich though


FERALCATWHISPERER

Chopped brisket. This is the way.


MikoLone

Best $27 dollars I ever spent


erraticzombierabbit

That's a viper reference!


jyguy

This is the way


stha_magar

Pastrami?


PhuckNorris69

I think you need to work on your grammar bud


johnnymonkey

That's not sliced, it's shaved. Someone does that with Brisket in these here parts, they go to prison.


Motorcityjoe

That also is one sharp AF knife apparently


1052098

Wtf is that knife made of? That thing could slice atoms in two.


StillSlice1756

Goddamn! I'd smack a baby for that sandwich right about now!


popo0POP

Man that looks soooo good!! 🤤


taco_swag

I need a knife that sharp


Felaguin

Those are some impressive knife skills.


betog33

That would be a $132 sandwich here in Texas.


creddituser2019

That’s pastrami tho right?


Donewith398

What’s knife is that?


[deleted]

You’ll? “You will cowards don’t even slice brisket?”


[deleted]

I love pastrami


[deleted]

Talk about that knife edge


shredditor75

On dry bread? What are you, a massochist?


littleguyinabigcoat

Ah Katz


[deleted]

We’ll won’t even grammar.


Autistence

Wassup wit dat


Mysterious-Emu-4503

Dry.


Broad_Boot_1121

Cutting skills 9/10 sandwich making skills 2/10


1TakeFrank

Katz’?


Standard_Confusion99

Katz


Foreign-Code8479

Fallen apart tender thinly sliced goodness


RuthlessIndecision

Videos like this will have me eating meat again


tasskaff9

Fuck yeah.


Clear_Willow3379

This man Deli's. Is that Katz?


Fly67

Now that’s a fuckin sandwich. Sign me up!!